yeah...last year, about the same time of year as this I had this bat shit crazy, drink from the toilet nut as chick comming to my job and my house. Like you said I was a dick and tried everything. Then one morning after work ( I worked 3rds) she was waiting at my house....she said "I just want to watch you sleep." so I paid my ex wife to mud hole stomp her.
And another thing, I like Marissa better than you so give her more lines. And use some shock zooms and swish pans, you asshole. Also, I like your haircut.
I had a friend in college that I used to get drunk and stoned with everyday. Then after college, he started coming to my house everyday so we could continue getting drunk and stoned. My girlfriend got pissed and made me stop answering the door. He found me on facebook a few months ago and said, "remember how we used to get drunk and stoned everyday?" Now, he lives in Cincinnati, which by the way has the worst fucking airport in the world. I live in Dallas.
I was getting this hardcore stocker chick on me like that and she basically fucked up my last relationship because of shit just like that lol. Fuckin people are crazy, I sware.
I had this crazy ex-girlfriend that used to call me all the time when Marissa and I first started dating. I couldn't shake this girl. I'd be really mean to her. I'd tell her off all the time and ignore her calls but she was relentless. Then one night at like 2 in the morning, she called, and Marissa answered and was like, "DON'T FUCKING CALL HERE ANYMORE!" And she never called again. That's my ride or die bitch right there.
I was searching for Psycho friends and this game up lol epic.
marlonbfbc 1 year ago
yeah...last year, about the same time of year as this I had this bat shit crazy, drink from the toilet nut as chick comming to my job and my house. Like you said I was a dick and tried everything. Then one morning after work ( I worked 3rds) she was waiting at my house....she said "I just want to watch you sleep." so I paid my ex wife to mud hole stomp her.
FIN
pigfaceddog 2 years ago
And another thing, I like Marissa better than you so give her more lines. And use some shock zooms and swish pans, you asshole. Also, I like your haircut.
ruedestin 2 years ago
I had a friend in college that I used to get drunk and stoned with everyday. Then after college, he started coming to my house everyday so we could continue getting drunk and stoned. My girlfriend got pissed and made me stop answering the door. He found me on facebook a few months ago and said, "remember how we used to get drunk and stoned everyday?" Now, he lives in Cincinnati, which by the way has the worst fucking airport in the world. I live in Dallas.
ruedestin 2 years ago
I was getting this hardcore stocker chick on me like that and she basically fucked up my last relationship because of shit just like that lol. Fuckin people are crazy, I sware.
Imbeciles24 2 years ago
I had this crazy ex-girlfriend that used to call me all the time when Marissa and I first started dating. I couldn't shake this girl. I'd be really mean to her. I'd tell her off all the time and ignore her calls but she was relentless. Then one night at like 2 in the morning, she called, and Marissa answered and was like, "DON'T FUCKING CALL HERE ANYMORE!" And she never called again. That's my ride or die bitch right there.
RickyShoreSings 2 years ago 2
lol
tell him to call me. I'm bored
jtpfreak 2 years ago
LOL!
You guys are hilarious!
5 *****
EasyRaoul 2 years ago
...is that the monkey from hatemeproductions there?
If so tell him he owes me $10!
5 *****!!
01davethecouchguy 2 years ago