Outtake Insanity and NERD FACTOR

[wynning25]

My favourite videos are ones like these, with both Hank and John, they're funny when they're separated, but together they're just HILARIOUS!

[yknowthatgirl]

I almost had a heart attack when it looked like John was going to tell Hank he loved him.

[ellencradd10]

@WittleOhBear

[MrZAIZEAH]

1:35 look at the middle left part of the screen

[moneyyea96]

@MrZAIZEAH

I have seen something slightly weird but, more hilarious! Apparently John doesn't shave his pits very often... Oh my! xD

[DarkWolfMitaki]

"I must be the greatest!" Reminds me of Paper Towns!! Haha nice Paper Towns reference there Hank!

[WittleOhBear]

the 'OOWWWW' sounded like Tom Hanks

[fillmyvoid]

i had bacon lipbalm... it was disgusting. didn't smell like bacon at all. i hated it so much but loved the container part of it so i had a friend switch out the chapstick part with a good-smelling one.

[KingAbiTheAwesome]

Face so very fuzzy in the airport

[ellencradd10]

O.o

definitely just did the most overdramatic gasp ever when i saw you're annotation only had one bracket.

[drumline17]

@ellencradd10 your*

[TheLiivahiir]

2:25

The right eye tweaked just a little little bit...

[totallyleafy]

Did John just say "Sorry for the outtakes video" ??

SORRY?

They're my favourite!!

[TomorrowMaker]

Pressing '8' repeatedly will eventually result in the 'subliminal message' "Fifa".

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

A couple of years ago my mom bought a bunch of corn dog air freshers to give out on christmas the only problem was they smelled terrible

[TehBonar]

I enjoy how in this video John pwned Hank in math. What's going on.

[luckylunatik1]

Press 2 repeatedly!!! Funny result!! :D

[rnj117]

ah , pressing 4 repeatedly and simply listening to the words "a hanklerfish ?" over and over again

[EarthSwinging]

John blinks more when he has to do math.

[TheRowaboat]

i so badly wanted a hanklerfish :|

[sarahlouisehaycox]

i got a hankler fish :)

[TheMegers13]

I did the math for 150,000 divided by 75,000 and got 2%...i dont know if i did it right

[6994KERG]

@TheMegers13 There's just a little math mix up going on. :) First of all, it's not 75,000 pages, but 7,500, which makes the percentage MUCH smaller. To get the percentage, you divide 75,000 by 150,000, which is .05. This means that it's 5%.

[ditchfairy]

i got a hanklerfish

[TheADHart]

@ditchfairy WHY ALL YOU NERDFIGHTIN-PEOPLE GET HANKLERFISHES!!!??? Me is jealous. I hate you ALLL!!!

....jk. Awesome nerdfighters are awesome.

[ajswanson91]

Has Hank's punishment been decided yet? Or John's?

[AdamTadz]

HANK DIDN'T MAKE UP HANKLERFISH, SOMEONE MADE IT UP ON HANKO DE MAYO 2010 LIVEBLOG, I'm infuriated about this even to this day.

[Rithene]

@AdamTadz It's entirely possible for more than one person to come up with the same idea. Seeing as Hank wrote an entire song about anglerfish, and all you need to do is add two letters and delete one to make it Hanklerfish, it's not that big of a stretch to assume that, over a year after a nerdfighter first thought of it, Hank would have the same idea completely independently.

[konatamangaloll]

it IS five percent

[RocknRollaSaur]

I REALLY want the hanklerfish copy :) That'd make my day! or yeti-ified :D

[EpicSuccuss]

what is that ester day?

[susanne1310]

@EpicSuccuss Esther was a nerdfighter who, unfortunatly, died of cancer at age 16. John and Hank said they would do what ever she wanted them to do every year on her birthday. She aksed them to tell each other that they love each other.

[paigelfinch]

Ooh. This video and the August 15th video were totally filmed on the same day! In fact, part of this one was filmed before the August 15th one because Hank supposedly invented Hanklerfish during this one...

[NickRele]

I recently received corn dog lip-balm for Christmas

[lohaws2]

the math skills are astounding!! <3

[WaterBottle1998]

I want to live in your world.

I want to live in @vlogbrothers world.

[Piiiglett]

I love how they swing out of the frame when they're laughing too hard.

[AlexNuchiha]

Actually, eight-packs are possible, but they are caused by a small genetic mutation. The best know example of this occuring is pro wrestler Randy Orton. But it takes a TON more effort to develop the muscle, so the last two usually stay hidden. So, in theory, a guy can have a six pack and not even know he can actually have eight.

[Gee1078]

My new favourite game is playing eye-spy with your bookcases for comic books I've read, whilst the video is loading. Watchmen, The Umbrella Academy, Scott Pilgrim, what I'm going to assume is either Hellboy or more Dark Horse awesomeness....

[kaikiyukionna27]

(loud whisper) "I must be the greatest!" That made me laugh. So much. XD

[JessiicaFox]

John, your ability to make baby-talk sound so eloquent is a skill to be proud of.

[ilikecats1357]

ha! the sign started out saying the link then all the sudden said the link for hank games

[HPfreak913]

"You just get the 6?"

[GaminGuy9001]

7,500/150,000 = 5%, 150,000/7,500 = 20.

[toiletbowlism]

2.05 ...watch the poster :O

[QuantumTaxation]

I demand another Nerd Factor

[ScarcasmIntended]

Nerd issue #1029542: Where is my calculator?

[Canadiangirl618]

Yeah he does look a little like mickey mouse

[WeDaBomb21]

2:09 ...did anyone else feel he looked like Mickey Mouse? No? Just me? Cool.

[stude444]

Oh my god, they are soo random, I love you =D

[rrw070193]

7500/150,000=5%

[bassetts1899]

you two have almost the exact same relationship as me and my brother :')

[Lalalalollipopable]

the look of semi-contained horror on hank's face at 2:09 XD

[Jacefully]

did he say "whiter audience"?

[TheScreamingReviewer]

@Jacefully wider

[Driptweet]

"Boosh-a-big-dis-bo-da-boo. Punishment." made total sense to me.

[singularraven]

Install a little spout i said id rather take a thousand thausand dollar pills

[someonecalledME003]

I wish i could do math that fast!!

[smajical]

it is actually an eight-pack and not a six-pack!

people just wore more modest clothes back in the day when the term "six-pack" was coined, so you couldn't see two members of the pack

[EmzoCreations]

@vlogbrothers I know it this was two months ago but it made my day to see that you actually replied back to my comment x) (I never check my YouTube mail -_-")

I know you probably get this all the time but it's amazing to see the community that you and Hank has made just by talking to each other. It's absolutely fantastic that I get to be part of this community. Thank you :D

P.S. You and Hank NEVER forgot to be awesome :)

[stormfet]

nice self promotion in the backround...

[MrBrionman]

you looked like my ex teacher 2:22

[cathrynluvswovles]

John: It is like half a percent...

Hank: but you have a half a percent of getting a hanklerfish

John: no it is 5 percent!

Hank: no it's not

John: a hanklerfish??

BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!! Never gets old :'D

[riversongftw]

Well Chuggaconroy made a joke about that when he lp'd mother 3 and that quote is in Dragon Ball Z so I just assumed that

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

@riversongftw No, I just knew it was from Dragonball Z itself, and used the 'over 9000' joke when user darkknight10000 informed me Goku only has 4-pack abs. But you wanna know where I originally heard the 'over 9000' joke from? Hank, right here on Vlogbrothers. :-)

[mervat93]

guys i love watchin you but ive missed the last four episodes of how i met your mother im gonna watch them on blinx.com

[rosella475]

john u blinked

[dean84921]

its fascinating on how the comments can come to a consensus on how to spell bushiga bishiga boo

[moorg745]

Bushga bushga boo

[scholar5212]

-No it is 5%!

-No it's not!

-A Hanklerfish!?

Oh yeah, I used an interrobang. 

[sopaltenbass2]

@scholar5212 I keep coming back just to watch 1:06-1:14 just for that. It still cracks me up. Every. Time.

[saskiaartiste126]

@sopaltenbass2 that's exactly what i do. it's those kinda moments when i realise how much i love these 2 goofy brothers :)

[sopaltenbass2]

@saskiaartiste126 I totally woke up thinking about this video again this morning.

[deadstillcurious]

@scholar5212 That's not an interrobang, I'm afraid. This is an interrobang: ‽

[scholar5212]

@deadstillcurious How did you do the actual interrobang? I've been trying to get my computer to do one for forever but it seems to hate me.

[deadstillcurious]

@scholar5212 I looked it up on wikipedia, copied and pasted it from there C: My computer hates me when I try to type weird symbols too. I just resorted to this method now.

[riversongftw]

@ScienceWinsEveryTime ok I understand that so you watch chuggaaconroy or you've played Mother 3 right?

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

@riversongftw Can't say I have, actually. Why do you ask?

[BuildItTutorials]

its pronounced nee-shu not nik

[FanfictionAffliction]

Thank you so much John for tweeting my Mario Rap! I was in Philosophy and got a text from Twitter of you saying "Best rap about Mario and the Princess" and I was like OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD all the way back to my dorm! Thank you! DFTBA!

[EvilCookieMonster144]

"No it is five percent!"

"No it's not!"

"A hanklerfish?!"

Ahh, such win. :D

[TheScreamingReviewer]

John's laugh makes everything better

[mokshalovely]

@TheScreamingReviewer doesn't it though? ahhhhh.

[TheScreamingReviewer]

@mokshalovely Amen to the ahhhhhh.

[peculiarpixie]

What is the fluffy looking animal ball thing sitting on your book shelf?

[lemonice2700]

I love you guys.  You're so adorable and you make my life better.

[flyelphiefly19]

aaah I just realized this was posted on my birthday! I feel special now.

[SansWheaties]

Bishgabishgaboo!



[kittendancer]

what does Hank's shirt say?

[FootofaFerret]

@kittendancer

dont talk about my shirt or i will put forks in you

[ItsAmysCrazyLife]

how do you ummm video responed?

[LeMondeClara]

I like it when the two of you are together. It's so endearing. I wish I had that sort of relationship with my sister (my only sibling).

[JessieLightyear]

@LeMondeClara They really weren't this close until a few years ago when they started making videos. You and your sister can be this close :)

[jcmti]

i <3 buck too !!!!!!

[CharKorbit]

1:03 to 1:15 was the best non-conversation over.

[CharKorbit]

1:03 to 1:15 was the best non-conversation over.

[mortadelletube]

If I were your mom or your dad, my proud-o-meter would explode in atomic proportions because of the awesomeness of seeing you together like this.

[smileyskippy13]

john, you are the greatest. so are you hank!:)

[superzombiepower]

you guys are incredible. i bow to your hilarity.

[ForgetMeOrElse]

Hank, you should hug John when he tries to tell you he loves you, not act like a foolish fool :3

[SlytherinOreo]

That is an incredible idea (: Honestly... Just the fact that they will be watching my videos makes this all awesome..

[crazayyygirl]

If my children grow up to be this nerdy, I will be eternally elated.

[kalimul]

I was listening this while watching this video:

/watch?v=4m2nQMjLIzc

[thegirlofthelibrary]

look at hanks face looking at his brother at 1.42. isnt that love in nerdland or what?

[helliop]

At 0:11 isn't "niche" pronounced neesh, not nitch? Didn't John make a video about the proper pronunciation?

[princessemiko]

know what's funny? there are more video responses than comments..

[iemiline]

Hello

[EriksWanderingChild]

We had to decorate puzzle pieces today in class (and no, I'm not in like, the third grade - I'm in highschool) and we had to write personality traits/hobbies/etc on them.

I wrote 'NERDFIGHTER' in big letters. I then asked if that was enough.

DFTBA!

[sly25attyco]

buck what? youtube.com/watch?v=wPicynzDyE­Q

[iemiline]

I can't figure out how to upload a video response. Someone please help me!

[Bosoxgalaxy]

@iemiline Make a comment, and it should say attach a video!

[jerichasmith]

i have french toast lip balm :)

[twolittleminds]

@jerichasmith hahaha french the llama! i love youuuu

[csandreas]

I also think you guys should have made a limit.. to

a) the number of videos people can submit

b) the date in which these videos can be posted

c) three choices looks better than two

We do have to say think you though for offering to give us nerdfghters some exposure, we all will appreciate it DEARLY.

[csandreas]

Two Videos... posted for Nerd Factor. Got my eyes closed and my legs tucked between my um..shoot I did that wrong.

Thanks Guys for Making Videos that relate to the younger and old crowds at the same time... some how.

[MissAriaValentine]

I'll never get used to the way people from the US pronounce words, it took me around the entire length of this video to figure out that "NICH" meant "NICHE"

[variationsthereof]

:D I was like, really depressed and a little suicidal and then i watched this and felt better :D thank you

[Intothemoooon]

2:07 - 2:22

Blatant fodder for slash fiction right there. Oh man... -_-

[Intothemoooon]

Unrelated comment!

Today my friend mentioned something to me. It's important to note that, not only does he have no clue what the Vlogbrothers are or know anything about happy dances, but he also hates YouTube. Silly friend.

So, he pointed out to me that apparently I have a happy dance! I didn't even know it, but I do it all the time! It's completely involuntary too. Since I honestly can't help it and it's a bit ridiculous looking, I'm kinda embarrassed, but mostly proud.

HOO HA! NERDFIGHTERS!

[MsNerdacity]

YOU OPENED THE CORNDOG CHAPSTICK!!

[HayleyxxIChooseYou]

All Vlogbrother videos should be in "Reunion outtake" form from now on.

[Asbridge2006]

I see watchmen and scott pilgrim graphic novels on your shelf :D i salute you sir!

[chelsealange]

8 Packs are possible, my bf used to have one. THUMBS UP SO THEY KNOW PLEASE

[kyliecarefree]

nerrrrrrds

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

Anatomy fail, Green Bros. We all naturally have 8-pack abs, not 6. The rectus abdominus muscle is divided once vertically by the linea alba tendon, and thrice horizontally by the linea transversae, forming 8 distinct muscle bellies. You say they're not so distinct on you? Well, you didn't do your 1,000 crunches ;-) Also, we usually only count 6 because the other two are hiding, you guessed it, IN YOUR PANTS. Best wishes!

[BecauseJustBecause]

@ScienceWinsEveryTime You made my day. You're awesome. <3

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

@BecauseJustBecause Thank you! Hehe, glad I could be of service.

[darknight10000]

@ScienceWinsEveryTime What about Goku? I only ever see four pack abs on him.

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

@darknight10000 Goku doesn't have 4-packs, he has over NINE THOUSAAAANND!

[darknight10000]

@ScienceWinsEveryTime Of course. How could I overlook that?

[PatrickAureus]

N'awwww, so awkward.

[birthdaygirl1126]

this reminded me of something from an earlier video! remember when you two were together and you told a hilarious joke but you couldnt tell it to us? well you should make a video with that joke and other jokes but make it so that only 18 and older youtube accounts can access it!! i really want to hear that joke!!!!!

[amylauren910]

Umbrella Academy Poster+Being in the MCRmy=Me Spazzzing

[TheLeopardBrightsky]

I also say things in my own language. I don't have the excuse of an eighteen month old though.

[DarlinDevilGirl]

does anyone else think that John's lau\gh is adorable??

[tktwotwo]

when i saw john on hanks background i was like wait..... something is wrong here, WOH HOLLY SHIT

[Hubu101]

WHERE IS DANIEL BISS?????????

[MrsLucilleDavenport]

Sorry for the out takes? I love out takes! =]

[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

hello to all the people of nerd fighteria

i am jack, and im going to try and see if this works

me and my two friends karan and alex have been inspired by the vlogbrothers for years now, and we've starting making our own videos, and it would mean the world if people could thumbs up this comment so people can see and support our videos. it's our dreams to make it on youtube, so please help us achieve our goal :D DFTBA!!

[origamifrogs]

Neither of you have happy danced in quite a while. I miss it.

[paixe]

I just stumbled across the really really old video where Hank's shirt comes from! It's June 19, 2007. ENJOY! (also, A HANKLERFISH?!)

[InTheEyesOfTheMoon]

I just realized that Hank set up the giraffes to me kissing in the background.

1:50 look to the left of the Hank flag.

[noellewatson]

Love this video!!!!

[MeatOrganConnoisseur]

Oh my god I only just noticed that you never blink what is this magic

[ishvampire]

@MeatOrganConnoisseur he does it on purpose, from inspiration from a youtuber ;]

[pdlbean]

"But you have a half of a percent chance of getting a Hanklerfish..."

"No it is 5 percent!"

"No it's not!"

"A Hanklerfish?!" XD

How many times have I watched that part by now?

[KittensInYourPants]

I love John's laugh. 0:24

[sarahblackstock]

This is my favorite.

[lurkerscience]

I was just reading paper towns, when I came across this little quote:

Ben: "I shook up the world! I must be the greatest!"

[totallyleafy]

@lurkerscience

That is brilliant! Thanks for the insight! :)

[WOWretardedfriends]

This was a lovely video. Just sayin'

[TheMutatedOwl]

@vlogbrothers Corndog Lipbalm... That should be a shirt!

[lapOliciamexicana]

@vlogbrothers I know you said you weren't accepting more submissions, but I thought I'd try anyway. I want to be a part of the YouTube/Nerdfighter community, but am too shy to post clips of myself on the internet. Thus, I don't have any videos to submit for "Nerd Factor" but only an idea; I want to launch a channel where rather than perform I can offer sketch writing to other YouTubers. I don't know how to go about advertising myself and thought maybe you guys can help. Thanks a bunch, DFTBA.

[GoldenCottonBall]

John Green can do math!

[PhillyGirl1]

So was it 5% or 1/2% ?

[MrJakeeJohnson]

Didn't he just wear that shirt? haha

[soadfe]

hey John 'Looking for Alaska' is todays featured article on the german Wikipedia...

[TheEmster1995]

2:06-2:14 LOL at Hank's face XD

[Alimaria]

The poster that was there before the link is umbrella academey =D

[showerthoughts]

Happy Birthday!

[water54545]

Hank Your sitting in my chair!! Sorry I'm very amuse by this..

[Honeybear1028]

its your birthday john dftba:D

[Seaton6017]

You two make my heart smile.

[Georgeiswayawesome]

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