Overly Dramatic Readings - Twila Ch1

[Blackbearcub13]

How can you read this without laughing? I would be shitting myself XD

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@Blackbearcub13 It got a bit tough at times, but I tried to redirect that impending laughter into making the reading more dramatic.

[CrystalSparks007]

Did Tara right this? honestly? xD

[PACMANnot]

@CrystalSparks007

Oh Lord, close enough, her "hero" is in fact Tara!



[littlelottie419]

I MEEEET EDWARHD EEN DAH SKEWL

[paladindragoongirl18]

"God bless you, Satan."

Paradox much? XD

[15milesintsnow]

There are so many things wrong with this story, I don't even know where to begin!! I am sure it's a satire; there is no other explanation.

[TwilightSucks1029]

No matter how many times I listen to this, it never gets old.

[dovepaw0228]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

IT'S THE RETURN OF TARA GILESBIE!!!!!

DX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parize09]

Atheist win.

Santanic? 0-0 *rolls eyes*

[RinSohma34]

I love your voice! :D Yay Overly Dramatic readings!

[BigDumbNerd]

It's almost the exact same as My Immortal.

[Alphabasicnumeric]

I think satin created the earth too.

[bearsonbikes]

I take my hat off to this girl, she is the best troll ever. :P

Although, I'm pretty sure my IQ dropped as a consequence of reading her stories...

[SiofraMorrigan]

I love your definitions here. Missenthrop especially. I almost chokes on my soda.

[BodModxCORE]

OMG! I CANT BREATHE!

[MacDaddyNook]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but even Peter Chimaera is a better writer than this girl.

[horngatekeeper]

@MacDaddyNook Yes, but is he a better troll?

[MacDaddyNook]

@horngatekeeper He had me fooled, so I certainly say he is.

[TeddyClaire987]

I do not believe in God. (Ten seconds later) Thank God for Satan. What O_o

[elementpollo]

sounds like Half Life : Full Life Consequences

[TheCaliforniaWitch]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought John Freeman at that point.

[ShadowRocksMySocks]

This fanfic was such a troll! xD but that's why it's so damn funny!

[wemightaswell]

"I'M AN ATHEIST, I BELIEVE SATAN CREATED THIS UNIVERSE (?)

GOD BLESS YOU, sATAN, YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY HEART (??????????)"

BTW, it's probably the My Immortal girl. she's done this before :///

[Blacksun388]

Classic clone of My Immortal.

[CPuff8D]

I agree with MyLightSide, Totally a My Immortal rip-off. .. ..or.. ..at least I really hope it is... because otherwise it would mean this shit is unintentional.

[BlueGolem10384]

omg this is fucking funny shit man XD

Twilight is fucking retarded

[mylightside]

Sounds like a My Immortal rip-off. Still, it's hilarious, so who cares?

[1Twila1]

HEEEEEEEEEEEY ! My Name Is Twila:)

&I Live In Washington NOT Washington D.C

Canada Washington !!!!!!!!!!!lol

Ahhhhhh All Crazzzyyy !

But I'm African American &Sexy:)

LOOOOL

Funny Stuff Thoughh.

[xPsychoticxFreakx]

My boyfriend: This sounds like something I wrote in kindergarten.

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

LOL!1

[SadistBunny32]

Sadly, the link is broken. I read fanfics made by Jack Russel, who writes equally bad, or even worse, fanfiction.

[MellonCollie100]

Apparently, the meaning of 'misanthropy' is hating everyone who's not ZOMG s00per speshul snowflaek.

...So Isabella Cullen is in fact a misanthrope.

Well, I guess I learnt something new today.

[luminescence7]

"GOD bless you Satan" lawl. I thought she didn't believe in Him. How can a supposedly nonexistent God bless anything?

Continuity? What's that?

[SACHAbumblebee]

wow....just wow....o_0

[Brightcynder]

Is she implying that athiests shouldn't mention God in anything they write; they HAVE to worship Satan? Sure, I don't believe in God, but I have no issues with my characters being religious...

[DudeWheresMyMind]

I think satin created this universe

[fdragon010]

I think this story broke the Space-Lame Failtinum...I mean...a Twilight version of My Immortal...I thought twiblight WAS a version of my Immortal...

[BlackPixy13]

Oh gosh, a My Immortal fangirl!

[ItsukiXIII]

This makes MY writing look like gold

[AmazingINAqua]

I just flamed this story :)

This is seriously hilarious XD

IMAO "plz" XD

[DesertMoxie]

Apparently she changed her name to Cullenluverlol and took out the beginning Author's Note. D:

[TwilightSucks1029]

No, fanfic removed the story for bad grammer and spelling and Cullenluverlol posted it again

[DesertMoxie]

>.> Fascinating...Kudos to Cullenloverlol then...I guess...

[IndeedYouAre]

Was this (the fanfic) intended to be a joke? If not, it is deeply upsetting.

[burgerman456]

She obviously doesn't know the meaning of the word atheist... It's so horrible it's funny.

[Kiabolo]

I love how she says she's aethiest then she says "GOD bless you Satan." xD

Also SOULJA BOY CRANK DANCE!!!

[yummycandi]

oh fuck, i cried laughing.

[omgitsfr4ncis]

HAH! Thanks for the lulz. I'm surprised your brain survived reading that stuff.

KRRRRRH!

[Shadowkirby22107]

....

I cannot even think of a good comment.

[stormcannon1]

course not. this is just too funny. xD

[arashilover13]

isnt it kinda awkward that she has an editor for this story but has so many grammatical errors??

[TwilightSucks1029]

Her editor is probably a troll...

[Narukins]

Sorry to doiuble post but isn't Bella Swan an Ice cream brand?

[Narukins]

I am an aethist! God bless Satin! XD omfg best thing I have ever heard, can someone say she was a crack baby much?

[KikiHyrule]

*faceplam* Yikes. I can't even listen to this anymore.

[KiljanArslan]

wow whomever wrote that needs to retake first grade. It be funny if it wasn't for the fact that it wouldn't surprise me at all if this Girl actually talked and wrote like that.

[SmithyJadeBeret]

I love how her influence is Ebony from My Immortal. XD

[AgeOfMyths]

Whenever you start yelling some parts of the story, I start laughing. XD

[cabalia454]

"god bless satan?" wow, she needs help

[ChiakiKomatsu]

Wow...

Atheism = Don't believe in Satan either

And 'God bless Satan'?

She's just reaching a whole new level or retarded now.

Fucking shameful...

[avatarfan08]

lmfao frigging geinus...

[MidnightFoxx]

I'm so glad you put this up! Such a great laugh!

NO ONE would be payed enough reading that, lol!

[MisaAmane18]

lol...you know, reading that story was actually no different than reading Twilight itself. ^_^

In fact, it was better. >.>

[slr31]

HAHAHAHA I'M SO CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

zax, can we please get a live video of you doing this?????

[anerindreams92]

wait. what? so she is an atheïst, but does believe in satan and wants god to bless him. there is something wrong with this picture.

[KiljanArslan]

A fourteen year old girl who thinks she being a "rebel".

[JLynneh]

Video should have a warning. I laughed so hard that I almost choked on soda. D:

[VampTramp123]

"WE ARE LONERS!"

XD LMAO.

[voltak663]

DAMN YOU! I'm fucking sore from working out and it hurts to laugh! I'm in so much pain right now HAHA

"Umph I would have an organizm lolol"

HAHAHA

You're great

[slr31]

hahahaa i think that "umph" is supposed to be "omfg" lololol

i literally have tears in my eyes, this is great!

[Sporkette95]

Yea hu's tuff nao lol!

Loved that bit xD

[SkartoArgento]

Scary thing is, this is better than Twilight XD

[Matasoga]

I would consider it a personal favor if you could somehow, somewhere, find the original text and upload it.

[Kaabii200]

GOD BLESS YOU SATAN!

I laughed so hard I cried.

[Queenofthebifauxnen]

'My Immortal', anyone?

[DannieCool13]

What you on about? My Immortal is far better xD

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

This girl is a disgrace to America! x

[REALLYjnk]

Haha, oh, these are FANTASTIC!

[deth349]

WE R LONERS! LOL nice 1 zax twilight sux stephanie meyer is a bitch anti twilight

[LilithCor]

Oh god. This is hysterical.

[Manda245]

I seriously fell over.

Laughing.

Pure gold.

[dragonfire5000]

"This is the first time I ever wrote a story."

Yeah girl, and it shows. Zax, thanks for uploading this. I really needed the laugh. Is it still being continued?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

It was 14 chapters long, but the original was removed, so I doubt it. However...I shall be doing all 14 chapters. XD

[Sporkette95]

This was terrible yet awesome at the same time. It beats the real thing =)

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Someone else. Link's dead because the original was removed from the site. Managed to find an archive of it, though, so the project can continue.

[Thi5i5MyUniqu3N4m3]

Freakin' Funny! Internet comments, forums and fanfic make me fear for the future of the english language.

[LovelyLottie92]

Love the fake definitions. LMAO.

[Kaitlynne20]

They bow in a language? LOL. You are basically my hero!!!!!

[fatalrob0t]

Ebony meets Twilight. XD

[silvertamagachi]

Hello! *waves*

I know what you mean about Breaking Dawn -- I was telling my mom all the spoilers (I read the book for the lulz), and she thought I was making it up. Seriously.

You start to read it, and then you wonder if it's a joke, and the real Breaking Dawn will start halfway through.

And then I remembered that Smeyer is a talentless hack, and decided the book is, in fact, the real BD.

*is rambling due to lack of sleep and caffeine*

[14bella14]

that was soooo funny!!!!!!

[silvertamagachi]

Ah, would be perchance be the girlfriend? Funny, you seem to have too much personality to be ANY girlfriend . . . as great and wise Twilight says, girls are not meant to HAVE personalities, unless we're whining and bitching.

Anyway, you don't find any of that stuff romantic? But it would show his UNDYING LOVE! And that's SOOO romantic! The Wonderful Smeyer Who is Never Wrong (snerk) says so! Clearly you have no sense of love, if you don't find stalking romantic and swoon-worthy. DUH.

[VampiresDontSparkle]

"No one else knows dat we are vampires. Not even our mom...which is why we moved away to be by ourselves. Yes, we ARE LONERS!!!!!one!!!"

Dying...of...laughter. Cannot breathe. Seriously, Zax, you deserve cookies. Choc-chip cookies. :)

[inkenyo]

SOMEONE WROTE THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHA! AMAZINGLY BAD BUT I'm crying I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

[MagicAssasin]

Btw, the account...is fake. xDDD;

But the person who did write it is a genius. It must've taken them forever to write that shittily.

[fatalrob0t]

probably Ebony's writer. >.>

[Queenofthebifauxnen]

Ebony's writer is better :D

[itachiluver7]

Haha, wow.

I loved it!

Will you marry me by chance?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that too much. ;)

[silvertamagachi]

Aw, that's okay. Just convince your girlfriend that she is your life and you'll die without her, dazzle her until she isn't angry, and then climb into her bedroom window and watch her sleep. That'll make her feel better.

[StSirius01]

D:

What the heck? Was this chick on ACID or is she really that stupid?

[MagicAssasin]

She's really that stupid.

[DTAraji]

GOD BLES U SATEN indeed. XD

I don't think I've ever read something so.... words do not describe it. The author of that fanfiction just broke my brain. She should never be allowed to touch a pen/paper/keyboard again. :|

...God I hate Twitards. DX

You're interpretation of it was just pure win, though. PURE WIN. I'm still amazed that you didn't end up pissing yourself with laughter while reading it out. XD Looking forward to some more~

[fromthisgirl]

Hahahaha, oh my God, I'm going to cry, hahahaha!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Happy tears, I hope?

[ArsenicLollipop]

I can't breathe...it's so funny!!

Keep it up, Zax!! I can't wait to watch more!!!

[amyrat151]

This is so fucking funny I'm actually crying.

[PsychoStrike00]

I was hoping somebody would do this . . .

What is it with all of these little wapanese 'gawthic' teenage 'satanists' girls who write fanfiction? What compells them to do that? And could it be that there is actually something worse than 'My Immortal'? Oh, the 'lulz' this will bring.

(I don't believe in God. I'm atheist (sp?). GOD BLESS SATAN!)

Ew. It's a contradiction too, I believe.

[KitsuneInSnow]

XDD Can't... breathe... laughing.. too hard!

[lilcupcake56]

IN DA SCHOOL

[AsajjVentress]

What is the deal with this story? It was like something SMeyer would have written at age 12...

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Or age 35.. *cough*

[AsajjVentress]

I stand corrected.

[SongfromBohemia]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!

...and it;s very 'Gud' (If gud means shitty.)

[TwilightTeams]

MidnightCullen sucks as an editor.

[KojiNokemono]

LMAO stop it I can't breath! I'm dying from laughter! (well that's a fun way to go X3)

Maybe you should make it animated, like Half Life: Full Life Consequences =D

[BottleGreenEyes]

I smell a grammar-deficient Mary Sue. Is this a serious fanfic? I hope not.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Holy crap. This is reminiscent of My Immortal, the worst fanfiction of all time. And THAT revolved around Harry Potter. The one thing worse than Twilight: Twilight fanfiction. Why am I not surprised by the "God Bless Satan" line that was not only fucked up but at the same time made NO sense?

[abridgedfan107]

I like that this is actually how it goes. Terrible grammar, hmm?

[Summerlala22]

hahahaha, I remember on the twilightsucks chatroom when we found this and corrected it, I still have the corrected 1st chapter saved to my computer. I'm crying from laughing so hard. Nice job, zax. xD

[purpleocto0421]

LOL... Carlos. XDD

[Gumball713]

Omg. I just read the first chapter of the Twila story and, ouch, I felt a large part of my brain die out Dxxx I don't know why I keep reading it hoping that it won't make me any stupider. Nice job.

[Kennybobfrank]

Oh, bad fanfiction.... I love it so. I heard a rumor that that fanfic "My Immortal" was SMeyer's rough draft for Twilight :p

[Inferno04]

Zax! =D Awesome!! XD

[Bayxleaf]

Wow, this story is hilarious, and you make it even better!

[KellyLupin]

this is epic

[wolfjackle]

You are amazing! <3 <3 <3 This is awasome. I love your voice and the bubles of thoughts! hahaha

[KokoKolla]

HAHA! Awesomeness! Chat-speak sounds so hilarious from a dramatic reading!

[draydrone]

i dont understand a word

[ZaxfromTSdC]

There are very few words that were actually spelled correctly.  D:

[bunnislave]

Lol wow what the hell is this??I still wanna see the movie.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

It's a dramatic reading of a bad fanfic.

[TwilightTeams]

XD Very nice. It's fun to hear dramatic readings od troll fanfics.

[ShinigamiKiiana]

The 'CHHHZ' sounds like you're laughing. xD

Which makes complete sense given the situation.

Anyway, WIN! :'D

I enjoy your DRAMATIC voice. It's amazing.

[silvertamagachi]

*falls over laughing* The dramatic voice! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX *static noise* That was great. It kind of reminds me of the audio preview we can leave for these comments.

I can't get over this . . . it's too awesome.

[turtlesxluv]

haha zax your crazy but still awesome

[ninjaagirl]

ps. "'Yea thats me lol' i told him and bowed (a/n dats wat they do in japanese becuz its polite) "nice to met you i said."

You accidentally corrected it at 6:17 and said meet. xD

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Whoops. XD I guess my mind has an spell-check function. :D

[Itachiko]

Epic win. That's all I have to say.

[shmeiliarockie]

Kudos to you for pronouncing the spelling mistakes. I was laffin.

What a terrible My Immortal knock-off. I've read all 40+ chapters of MI and I couldn't get through *two* of Twila.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Oh, I can get through Twila quite easily. I'd actually considered doing MI, too.. These will be easier to do, as I simply have to read. :D

Abridging does take a bit of effort to wade my way through the actual book. DX

[Khellamendra]

It figures that enoby darkness dementia ravn way is her inspiration. That girl wrote a very similar, equally crappy Harry Potter story. Your reading reminds me of the Half-Life, Full Life Consequences video on here though.

Love it.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

XD Full Life Consequences was actually my inspiration. I might try to do a different voice for the next chapter...maybe not.

[ninjaagirl]

have i told you how awesome you are lately?

[AuroraofDelphi]

HAHAHAHA Zax is full of win!