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  • don't forget your toe tag...

  • wasnt this guy on simon sez?

  • "Going way up there, huh?"

  • He's great hubby and I saw him in person last year. Laughed till I "almost" peed my pants LOL. Oh ya...I did ....LOL

  • There better be cows in that water!!

  • lmfao! WHO WANTS A MARSHMELLOW!? UGH... hahahaha

  • LMAO! I live in Maine so I found this hilarious.

  • @2:56 that's how i feel whenever I walk a long distance from the car

  • clearly not russia.

  • joshweed.com

  • It is ACTUALLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT CAMPING!!!!! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

    He almost made me pee myself.

  • @deannad1969

    Lol, same here! I don't see the sense in it either! XD

  • it is ACTUALLY how I feel about camping !!!!!!and I am a Canadian!! Almost made me pee my pants..

  • Its not russia, its cananda

  • @bugbug0402 yes it is russia he clearly says it at 3:15

  • No John Candy died. Not John Pinette. John Candy. Let's clear that up for anybody misreading from now on.

  • John Pinette isn't dead ??? Where did you hear that... he's 49 years old and very alive...

  • @zuefelt9 he meant john candy hon

  • @zuefelt9 he is 47

  • there better be cows in dat wattah!! omg this man is funny

  • Gotta love him! My former neighbor one said that her idea of camping was, "walking barefoot through the Doubletree!"

  • there better be cows in that water

  • Fuck John Candy. John Pinette is the greatest

  • You must have no sense of humor to rate this thumb down.....

  • @modestoca25 Totally man

  • There better be cows in that water!

  • i loved the gollum impression!

  • My idea of camping and roughing it is no internet or cable tv. LOL

  • 32 people never got their balls back from an eagle

  • he remind me of Dom deliuise or john candy with a little jonathan winters combined! very funny!

  • @json8tr I agree, he looks like john candy

  • @adamjmoore38 my mom used to work with john candy

  • @heteromeles This is not John Candy idiot.....

  • @modestoca25 I KNOW THAT! I'm responding to a guy who said he lloks like John Candy

  • P.S. looks*

  • @heteromeles thats awesome! its a shame he died:'(

  • @adamjmoore38 yeah...mom says he was pretty fun to work with. She still has that autographed picture somewhere in an album...

  • @adamjmoore38 wen did that happen!?... i thought he had a show come out not that long ago!?!

  • @adamjmoore38 P.S. she has an autographed photo

  • @json8tr maybe the loudness of Chris Farley when hes trying to get a point across or the punchline of a joke not sure if you agree or not but thats just me

  • SO FUNNY. I almost died laughing =D.....seriously I almost died. That's how funny John Pinette is =D

  • There better be cows in that water! lmfao!!!

  • 6:12

  • 2:55 I almost shit my pens from laughing

  • thanks for the laughs!

  • So bears can't clime trees ey? That's news for me.

  • @TheNeutralGuy Only the black bear can climb trees. Other bears can climb trees if they have branches to climb on.

  • whoever thumbed down is fucking retarded, and why do people have to stereotype? This is just a funny ass man, so what if he's overweight at least he isn't bulimic or anorexic like the media portrays you sheep to look.

  • I live in Maine! Haha he's so right. "Goin' way up theyah, hah?"

  • THERE BETTER BE COWS IN THAT WATER!

  • 32 people wasted their money on white water rafting

  • SO THAT TREE HAD TO COME DOWN!!!

  • Holy cow!.... I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

  • BAHAHAHA! going way up there huh?

  • that tree had to come down

  • 32 People have no sense of humor how can you not like this

  • @npdpig they like camping :D

  • I have always loved John Pinette. Thank you for the posting!

  • There better be cows in that water! LOLOLOLOLO hahahahhahaah heheheheh

  • How could you "dislike" this?!

  • Lol hilarious. Love this one

  • Press one repeatedly its sounds like gay camping

  • he would want to WIN A BAGEL

  • I don't wanna go camping now.... I'm happy and chubby and pretty damn stupid. I don't wanna die second or third. XDDD

  • They took away our Winnebago...THAT WAS MY PRECIOUS! XD XD

  • Great story!!

  • 30 people cant catch cows in water

  • @Cytea15 hahahahahahahahahahahahahah LOLOLOLOL...not

  • There better be cows in that water XDDD

  • Saw his stand up show last night on Netflix, this guy is great. Hilarious, loved it.

  • hes like carlos mencia mixed with jack black

  • @Darthsantana Yeah except John's funny!

  • @Square1Programs i ment gargriel iglesieas micked with lewis black i had a brain laps or something

  • This is a favorite pursuit of my family. We got some good tips at rvparkandcampingexpert (.) com

  • I love watching him, so funny and I love to laugh out loud...boyfriend reeeeeallly appreciates it...lol

  • i love this guy

  • Oh my, lol.. what an idiot this Pieisabout9 "person" is... John Pinette is GREAT!

  • LMAO a bear saw me and went... Hi! O.O lmfao

  • Camping is brilliant!.. its FUCKING INTENTS

  • I saw John live in Cleveland this past spring...I've never laughed so hard in my life

  • going way up the eh, yea why,WHY!!?

  • @TranSOMfilms dude me and my friend always yell that at each other randomly..."YEAH? WHY? WHY?!!!"

  • a bear saw me and said... hi LOL

  • so funny

  • Best comedian ever!

  • you don't have any friends! lol i loved that gollum line!

  • Golem part is so funny!

  • fat comediens are funny

  • I love John Pinette, however, you can't get to Russia from Maine. Unless you are really ambitious.

  • Oh My God this is how I feel when I go camping with my mom

  • Probably one of the best comics around....funny funny guy...love him!

  • John Pinette is so funny saw him live and loved it

  • Love John Pinette He is SOOOO Funny

  • lol golem! my favoite joke

  • "goin way up there huh?" I hear that, I turn around and drive the hell away before the animals in the cemetery start eating me or I see a clown wanting to rip my face off...

  • John, I love camping but you just gave me a whole new perspective on it. LOL

    Allan McDonald @

    EQUIpnTRIP

  • OMG LOL

    

  • This is what camping is about:

    youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2_SzBKiT­A

  • can we bang against the rocks one more time? i still have cartilage left in my right knee,,,,omg funny

  • The fact he uses his "chubbiness" as a feature of his act is genius. Use what you have. I love his humor and his 'bits'. He's wonderfully funny and self-effacing.

  • Easily one of his best routines... John Pinette is HILARIOUS!!! This is great!

  • "People are sayin' creepy Maine stuff" I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious LOL

  • This guy's hilarious. Oh, and by the way: 1337 likes. Epic. 

  • John Pinette is incredibly funny. Love his comedy for years. Thank you AeroRiley for putting pieisabout9 in his place. John is actually a pretty intelligent guy.

  • OMG this guy is just tooo funny :D

  • you're all idiots. shut up and enjoy the laughs.

  • omg this guy is awesome I am crying here people. thankyou for sharing this clip. I can't remember the last time i laughed so hard.

  • too funny

  • he dont have any friends they left u in the woods to die. that was my precious. LOL!!!!

  • i love how his friends and family take him places just to see what will happen to him. lol

  • That comment about Russia would've been funny if it was only the first time and he continued the rest of his bit properly with Canada. Because he continued with Russia, it's quite obvious to me that he is ignorant and oblivious to basic geography.

  • originally part of Russia, Canada connected to Russia at its north western border still enjoys spectacular breath-taking views of Cossack cathedrals within its mountain ranges......I have seen them - its unbelievable..............

  • @Pieisabout9 What Maine is now used to be Russian territory.

  • @sliverazuria Cite your source, please.

  • @Pieisabout9  my grade 10 History teacher.

  • @sliverazuria Well I'm sorry to disappoint, but there is no evidence at all that Russia once controlled Maine. The Vikings were there centuries before it was colonized by the British and the Native American people were obviously around as well, but there has never been a strong Russian influence that far east in North America. Perhaps you should suggest that your grade 10 history teacher go back to school.

  • @Pieisabout9 Comedy is subjective and you have a right to your opinion. It is obvious you don't like him. But give me a break. His comment was that you can't drive 9 hours on the Maine turnpike because you would be in Russia. That does NOT mean he thinks Russia is north of Maine. He was exaggerating. If you were able to keep driving north of Maine and went over the North Pole, you would eventually hit Russia. The world is round. Now stop being a troll

  • @Pieisabout9 you realize he is a comedian right?

  • @Pieisabout9 wow dude, he is from Boston, MA, and he is performing in Montreal in this video. Call me crazy, but I'm guessing this comedian was making a joke. I know, sounds insane that a comedian wouldn't take himself seriously...

  • @Pieisabout9 Pieisabout9, Are you THAT big of an idiot?... do you understand comedy at all?

  • @elfgirl3 I understand comedy just fine; do you?

  • @Pieisabout9 i dont think you do. he says theyre in russia to imply that they were on a long ass trip, a 9 hour drive, which he states clearly. he does this again and again to reinforce the joke. thats right, its only a joke. only a fucking idiot like you would take that statement so literally that you believed that hes as ignorant as you are. and quit trying to sound so smart, we all know how to use wikipedia

  • @LAIDtoREST50 He isn't reinforcing a joke, though. A joke is something that provokes laughter; the only laughs he gets when mentioning Russia are nervous at best.

  • @Pieisabout9 Holy fucking shit you're an idiot. Seriously, does it hurt to be so fucking stupid? You were lucky enough to be educated by about 20 people here on the meaning of sarcasm and you're still going "BUHHHH RUSSIA ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR MAINE, HE A STUPID DOODOOHEAD BUHHHHHHH". Just accept that nobody likes you and you made yourself look like a fucking idiot and just move on. Only thing worse than a clueless moron is a stubbornly clueless moron.

  • @Pieisabout9 And those aren't nervous laughs jackass those are just called laughs. See, that's the reaction one gets when they actually comprehend a joke, you should try it. While I'm at it, I'll also explain to you what "reinforcing a joke" means. That means Pinette kept making reference to an earlier joke by bringing up Russia, and though it's still funny it's not as funny as when he said it the first time, that's why the laughter wasn't as loud. Anything else common sense you need cleared up?

  • @irvingcsaltzburg how far down is this guy ur commenting sound like a douche

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  • @RazorCable hey hey!!!...dont judge the rest of us by idiot politicians!!!..washington is full of dumb ass pricks from both sides

  • THAT guy is f......................... funny

  • lol...that stephen king thing is soooooo true!

  • everyone who is going on about the Canada thing here are some things you should remember.

    1. its a joke

    2.he is just one person so

    3.don't judge a whole group of people off one person.

  • o stop with the hate just enjoy the happy fat man who always gets killed second or third.....Wanna marshmellow?!"

  • if there are cows in the water i'll catch em myslef

  • there better be cows in that water!

  • lol i live in maine and this is hilarious

  • "I saw a bear in the woods, he said....hi"xD

  • why the fuck do Americans not know where Canada is? we play in the NHL and have the best teams

  • rangers penguins devils bruins all great teams not in canada. im a rangers fan. canada has the best players homegrown but wouldnt you agree that america has some pretty good teams?

  • the love the part when he says people started saying creepy maine stuff like ''goin waaey upp there huh?

  • i love it when i read stupid things like such... hahahah just like britney spears.. doesnt know where canada is

  • Who wants a marshmallow?

    *DEAD*

  • My sides have been busted yet again :D

  • @ znace1213: very good sarcasm ;)

  • is maine really near russia? or is it sarcasm?

  • Russia is not really close to Maine but if you keep going north (dog sled?) you wind up in Russia

  • Are you really that stupid? Russia is on a whole another continent. i live in main Canada is above it that's all

  • are you retarded maine is is a state in the US no where near russia

  • Its an easy 6 days walk (good shoes of course) first north to Canada then west thru Alaska to Russia...

  • you can also go due north to Russia from Maine but

    you need a good dog sled or a snowmobile.......

  • @znace1213 theres a place in maine called russia. no its nowhere near maine. about 7000 miles away

  • "you going way up there huh? "yes why? why!" ahaha

  • Haha, I love this guy. He's Hilarious!

  • This Is Effing BRILLIANT!

  • this man is the master.( there is a lake we will catch food, they better have cows in the water

  • This guy is hilarious - - reminds me a lot of Jackie Gleason.

  • If it doesn't have a buffet and a casino it ain't sea-worthy!

  • This guy cracks me UP !

  • The golumn(sp?) part made me cry! Ahhhh so funny!

  • How can people like you be so judgemental?

  • ...so that tree had to come down!

  • lol

  • if lewis and clark saw a hilton they wouldnt have camped! hahahahha

  • This guy is amazing!!!!

  • OMG I laughed so hard, he is one of the funniest comedians I've EVER heard since George Carlin - my husband and I say Nay nay all the time. Yep - wanna see more of him on Comedy Central - unless he wants to come to Mississippi!

  • e-hi-5

  • this is his best ever

  • There better be cows in that water!!

  • @Scrap5000 if theres cows in the water i'll go in there myself

  • @Scrap5000 if theres cows in the water i'll catch them myself

  • heres my credit card. BUY A TREE!

  • i love this guy! ive met him! :) it was awesome!

  • lol funny

  • hah im from maine, there r sum creepy ass ppl up in the boonies though im guessing thats who he ran into

  • kajaahahahahah 1:45 goin way up ther huh?