@json8tr maybe the loudness of Chris Farley when hes trying to get a point across or the punchline of a joke not sure if you agree or not but thats just me
whoever thumbed down is fucking retarded, and why do people have to stereotype? This is just a funny ass man, so what if he's overweight at least he isn't bulimic or anorexic like the media portrays you sheep to look.
A mate of mine went camping last year & got really hacked off with this annoying couple next to him on the site. The guy was a douchebag & his wife was a nauseating old soak.
One night he got her so drunk she passed out (while her other half was at the bar) & did her in his tent with an insanely massive dildo. He secretly filmed it & posted it to YouPorn after he got back, emailing a link to the husband with a pic attached of the dildo up his own backside...
"goin way up there huh?" I hear that, I turn around and drive the hell away before the animals in the cemetery start eating me or I see a clown wanting to rip my face off...
The fact he uses his "chubbiness" as a feature of his act is genius. Use what you have. I love his humor and his 'bits'. He's wonderfully funny and self-effacing.
John Pinette is incredibly funny. Love his comedy for years. Thank you AeroRiley for putting pieisabout9 in his place. John is actually a pretty intelligent guy.
That comment about Russia would've been funny if it was only the first time and he continued the rest of his bit properly with Canada. Because he continued with Russia, it's quite obvious to me that he is ignorant and oblivious to basic geography.
originally part of Russia, Canada connected to Russia at its north western border still enjoys spectacular breath-taking views of Cossack cathedrals within its mountain ranges......I have seen them - its unbelievable..............
@sliverazuria Well I'm sorry to disappoint, but there is no evidence at all that Russia once controlled Maine. The Vikings were there centuries before it was colonized by the British and the Native American people were obviously around as well, but there has never been a strong Russian influence that far east in North America. Perhaps you should suggest that your grade 10 history teacher go back to school.
@Pieisabout9 Comedy is subjective and you have a right to your opinion. It is obvious you don't like him. But give me a break. His comment was that you can't drive 9 hours on the Maine turnpike because you would be in Russia. That does NOT mean he thinks Russia is north of Maine. He was exaggerating. If you were able to keep driving north of Maine and went over the North Pole, you would eventually hit Russia. The world is round. Now stop being a troll
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@redsox4ever425 Being a comedian is no excuse for ignorance; any attempt at sarcasm was completely lost in his delivery leaving no other conclusion than he genuinely believes that Russia is north of Maine. Just because he's fat and is on stage doesn't make him John Candy.
@Pieisabout9 wow dude, he is from Boston, MA, and he is performing in Montreal in this video. Call me crazy, but I'm guessing this comedian was making a joke. I know, sounds insane that a comedian wouldn't take himself seriously...
@Pieisabout9 i dont think you do. he says theyre in russia to imply that they were on a long ass trip, a 9 hour drive, which he states clearly. he does this again and again to reinforce the joke. thats right, its only a joke. only a fucking idiot like you would take that statement so literally that you believed that hes as ignorant as you are. and quit trying to sound so smart, we all know how to use wikipedia
@LAIDtoREST50 He isn't reinforcing a joke, though. A joke is something that provokes laughter; the only laughs he gets when mentioning Russia are nervous at best.
@Pieisabout9 Holy fucking shit you're an idiot. Seriously, does it hurt to be so fucking stupid? You were lucky enough to be educated by about 20 people here on the meaning of sarcasm and you're still going "BUHHHH RUSSIA ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR MAINE, HE A STUPID DOODOOHEAD BUHHHHHHH". Just accept that nobody likes you and you made yourself look like a fucking idiot and just move on. Only thing worse than a clueless moron is a stubbornly clueless moron.
@Pieisabout9 And those aren't nervous laughs jackass those are just called laughs. See, that's the reaction one gets when they actually comprehend a joke, you should try it. While I'm at it, I'll also explain to you what "reinforcing a joke" means. That means Pinette kept making reference to an earlier joke by bringing up Russia, and though it's still funny it's not as funny as when he said it the first time, that's why the laughter wasn't as loud. Anything else common sense you need cleared up?
rangers penguins devils bruins all great teams not in canada. im a rangers fan. canada has the best players homegrown but wouldnt you agree that america has some pretty good teams?
OMG I laughed so hard, he is one of the funniest comedians I've EVER heard since George Carlin - my husband and I say Nay nay all the time. Yep - wanna see more of him on Comedy Central - unless he wants to come to Mississippi!
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CSHattack35 4 weeks ago
don't forget your toe tag...
mlsaulnier 1 month ago
wasnt this guy on simon sez?
dfer159632 2 months ago
"Going way up there, huh?"
jackisgod3 2 months ago 6
He's great hubby and I saw him in person last year. Laughed till I "almost" peed my pants LOL. Oh ya...I did ....LOL
Pati1948 2 months ago
There better be cows in that water!!
crazycriddle 2 months ago 3
lmfao! WHO WANTS A MARSHMELLOW!? UGH... hahahaha
stevencirku 2 months ago in playlist stevencirku's favorites 4
LMAO! I live in Maine so I found this hilarious.
DeanBosse52 2 months ago 2
@2:56 that's how i feel whenever I walk a long distance from the car
nsd1901 3 months ago
clearly not russia.
m00setube 3 months ago
joshweed.com
TheSomeothertroll 3 months ago
It is ACTUALLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT CAMPING!!!!! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
He almost made me pee myself.
deannad1969 3 months ago 3
@deannad1969
Lol, same here! I don't see the sense in it either! XD
daisybell4 3 months ago
it is ACTUALLY how I feel about camping !!!!!!and I am a Canadian!! Almost made me pee my pants..
deannad1969 3 months ago
Its not russia, its cananda
bugbug0402 4 months ago
@bugbug0402 yes it is russia he clearly says it at 3:15
blackboy923 3 months ago
No John Candy died. Not John Pinette. John Candy. Let's clear that up for anybody misreading from now on.
hmolson7 5 months ago
John Pinette isn't dead ??? Where did you hear that... he's 49 years old and very alive...
zuefelt9 5 months ago
@zuefelt9 he meant john candy hon
Perid0tStar 4 months ago
@zuefelt9 he is 47
andyanderson100 3 months ago
there better be cows in dat wattah!! omg this man is funny
putneylane 5 months ago
Gotta love him! My former neighbor one said that her idea of camping was, "walking barefoot through the Doubletree!"
WoofyGreg 5 months ago
there better be cows in that water
saxon795 5 months ago 2
Fuck John Candy. John Pinette is the greatest
pimpdaddyz45 5 months ago
You must have no sense of humor to rate this thumb down.....
modestoca25 5 months ago
@modestoca25 Totally man
taylorjbr 5 months ago
There better be cows in that water!
taylorjbr 5 months ago
i loved the gollum impression!
thefriqueisin 6 months ago 2
My idea of camping and roughing it is no internet or cable tv. LOL
MsLookingForLove17 6 months ago 3
32 people never got their balls back from an eagle
ethantheman31 6 months ago
he remind me of Dom deliuise or john candy with a little jonathan winters combined! very funny!
json8tr 6 months ago
@json8tr I agree, he looks like john candy
adamjmoore38 6 months ago
@adamjmoore38 my mom used to work with john candy
heteromeles 6 months ago
@heteromeles This is not John Candy idiot.....
modestoca25 5 months ago
@modestoca25 I KNOW THAT! I'm responding to a guy who said he lloks like John Candy
heteromeles 5 months ago
P.S. looks*
heteromeles 5 months ago
@heteromeles thats awesome! its a shame he died:'(
adamjmoore38 5 months ago
@adamjmoore38 yeah...mom says he was pretty fun to work with. She still has that autographed picture somewhere in an album...
heteromeles 5 months ago
@adamjmoore38 wen did that happen!?... i thought he had a show come out not that long ago!?!
XxTheGoOfYxX 5 months ago
@adamjmoore38 P.S. she has an autographed photo
heteromeles 6 months ago
@json8tr maybe the loudness of Chris Farley when hes trying to get a point across or the punchline of a joke not sure if you agree or not but thats just me
lunchbox420able 6 months ago
SO FUNNY. I almost died laughing =D.....seriously I almost died. That's how funny John Pinette is =D
FaserTazer 6 months ago
There better be cows in that water! lmfao!!!
Dr0pp3dMaD00bie 7 months ago
6:12
heteromeles 7 months ago
2:55 I almost shit my pens from laughing
MrBasies 7 months ago
thanks for the laughs!
mapache315 7 months ago
So bears can't clime trees ey? That's news for me.
TheNeutralGuy 8 months ago
@TheNeutralGuy Only the black bear can climb trees. Other bears can climb trees if they have branches to climb on.
athox 8 months ago
whoever thumbed down is fucking retarded, and why do people have to stereotype? This is just a funny ass man, so what if he's overweight at least he isn't bulimic or anorexic like the media portrays you sheep to look.
jasonlammons 8 months ago 2
I live in Maine! Haha he's so right. "Goin' way up theyah, hah?"
singplaylaughlove9 8 months ago
THERE BETTER BE COWS IN THAT WATER!
Vinsoloni 8 months ago 2
32 people wasted their money on white water rafting
iMikiz 8 months ago
SO THAT TREE HAD TO COME DOWN!!!
deathmoster 8 months ago 2
Holy cow!.... I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!
LLew821 8 months ago 2
BAHAHAHA! going way up there huh?
snale22 8 months ago
that tree had to come down
notoriousElsbrie 9 months ago 52
32 People have no sense of humor how can you not like this
npdpig 9 months ago
@npdpig they like camping :D
kabookiejoe 9 months ago
I have always loved John Pinette. Thank you for the posting!
thoma3je 9 months ago
There better be cows in that water! LOLOLOLOLO hahahahhahaah heheheheh
Soulwhodreams 9 months ago
How could you "dislike" this?!
madmoe36 9 months ago
Lol hilarious. Love this one
Hopersz85 9 months ago
Press one repeatedly its sounds like gay camping
imover18bizniches 10 months ago
he would want to WIN A BAGEL
rockyoursocksoff82 11 months ago 8
I don't wanna go camping now.... I'm happy and chubby and pretty damn stupid. I don't wanna die second or third. XDDD
AnimeGirl623 11 months ago
They took away our Winnebago...THAT WAS MY PRECIOUS! XD XD
Ironmazon2112 11 months ago 2
Great story!!
truslerve 1 year ago
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A mate of mine went camping last year & got really hacked off with this annoying couple next to him on the site. The guy was a douchebag & his wife was a nauseating old soak.
One night he got her so drunk she passed out (while her other half was at the bar) & did her in his tent with an insanely massive dildo. He secretly filmed it & posted it to YouPorn after he got back, emailing a link to the husband with a pic attached of the dildo up his own backside...
SuperTruth77 1 year ago
30 people cant catch cows in water
Cytea15 1 year ago 2
@Cytea15 hahahahahahahahahahahahahah LOLOLOLOL...not
fender102 10 months ago
There better be cows in that water XDDD
Brenda9966sweety 1 year ago
Saw his stand up show last night on Netflix, this guy is great. Hilarious, loved it.
dragonblogger 1 year ago
hes like carlos mencia mixed with jack black
Darthsantana 1 year ago
@Darthsantana Yeah except John's funny!
Square1Programs 10 months ago
@Square1Programs i ment gargriel iglesieas micked with lewis black i had a brain laps or something
Darthsantana 10 months ago
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@Darthsantana Yeah except John is funny!
Square1Programs 10 months ago
This is a favorite pursuit of my family. We got some good tips at rvparkandcampingexpert (.) com
alertpan501 1 year ago
I love watching him, so funny and I love to laugh out loud...boyfriend reeeeeallly appreciates it...lol
medu7 1 year ago
i love this guy
sammybutterfly 1 year ago
Oh my, lol.. what an idiot this Pieisabout9 "person" is... John Pinette is GREAT!
ForbiddenFish 1 year ago 2
LMAO a bear saw me and went... Hi! O.O lmfao
MasterOfPros 1 year ago
Camping is brilliant!.. its FUCKING INTENTS
madbeatz 1 year ago
I saw John live in Cleveland this past spring...I've never laughed so hard in my life
2c1496 1 year ago
going way up the eh, yea why,WHY!!?
TranSOMfilms 1 year ago 86
@TranSOMfilms dude me and my friend always yell that at each other randomly..."YEAH? WHY? WHY?!!!"
Ishbu101 11 months ago
a bear saw me and said... hi LOL
lilecekid18 1 year ago
so funny
InsanityGrim 1 year ago
Best comedian ever!
NormanBatesRocks911 1 year ago 2
you don't have any friends! lol i loved that gollum line!
vamp1024 1 year ago
Golem part is so funny!
stickytheninjaful 1 year ago
fat comediens are funny
TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago
I love John Pinette, however, you can't get to Russia from Maine. Unless you are really ambitious.
MyJamesbond123 1 year ago
Oh My God this is how I feel when I go camping with my mom
alayna001 1 year ago
Probably one of the best comics around....funny funny guy...love him!
blakesdad38 1 year ago
John Pinette is so funny saw him live and loved it
wysteria98 1 year ago
Love John Pinette He is SOOOO Funny
wysteria98 1 year ago
lol golem! my favoite joke
vamp1024 1 year ago
"goin way up there huh?" I hear that, I turn around and drive the hell away before the animals in the cemetery start eating me or I see a clown wanting to rip my face off...
NecroNikolai13 1 year ago 4
John, I love camping but you just gave me a whole new perspective on it. LOL
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EQUIPnTRIP 1 year ago
OMG LOL
PureHavocMusic 1 year ago
This is what camping is about:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2_SzBKiTA
Movietoad 1 year ago
can we bang against the rocks one more time? i still have cartilage left in my right knee,,,,omg funny
9033red 1 year ago
The fact he uses his "chubbiness" as a feature of his act is genius. Use what you have. I love his humor and his 'bits'. He's wonderfully funny and self-effacing.
darlejdawson 1 year ago
Easily one of his best routines... John Pinette is HILARIOUS!!! This is great!
trainwithoz 1 year ago
"People are sayin' creepy Maine stuff" I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious LOL
yurismir1 1 year ago
This guy's hilarious. Oh, and by the way: 1337 likes. Epic.
electricninja2007 1 year ago
John Pinette is incredibly funny. Love his comedy for years. Thank you AeroRiley for putting pieisabout9 in his place. John is actually a pretty intelligent guy.
stony326 1 year ago
OMG this guy is just tooo funny :D
jimijable 1 year ago
you're all idiots. shut up and enjoy the laughs.
kabookiejoe 1 year ago 3
omg this guy is awesome I am crying here people. thankyou for sharing this clip. I can't remember the last time i laughed so hard.
waynessa 1 year ago
too funny
walkingstrong1 1 year ago
he dont have any friends they left u in the woods to die. that was my precious. LOL!!!!
piepiehi123 1 year ago
i love how his friends and family take him places just to see what will happen to him. lol
captaininspiration 1 year ago
That comment about Russia would've been funny if it was only the first time and he continued the rest of his bit properly with Canada. Because he continued with Russia, it's quite obvious to me that he is ignorant and oblivious to basic geography.
Pieisabout9 1 year ago
originally part of Russia, Canada connected to Russia at its north western border still enjoys spectacular breath-taking views of Cossack cathedrals within its mountain ranges......I have seen them - its unbelievable..............
firstavegang 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 What Maine is now used to be Russian territory.
sliverazuria 1 year ago
@sliverazuria Cite your source, please.
Pieisabout9 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 my grade 10 History teacher.
sliverazuria 1 year ago
@sliverazuria Well I'm sorry to disappoint, but there is no evidence at all that Russia once controlled Maine. The Vikings were there centuries before it was colonized by the British and the Native American people were obviously around as well, but there has never been a strong Russian influence that far east in North America. Perhaps you should suggest that your grade 10 history teacher go back to school.
Pieisabout9 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 Comedy is subjective and you have a right to your opinion. It is obvious you don't like him. But give me a break. His comment was that you can't drive 9 hours on the Maine turnpike because you would be in Russia. That does NOT mean he thinks Russia is north of Maine. He was exaggerating. If you were able to keep driving north of Maine and went over the North Pole, you would eventually hit Russia. The world is round. Now stop being a troll
AeroRiley 1 year ago 3
@Pieisabout9 you realize he is a comedian right?
redsox4ever425 1 year ago
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@redsox4ever425 Being a comedian is no excuse for ignorance; any attempt at sarcasm was completely lost in his delivery leaving no other conclusion than he genuinely believes that Russia is north of Maine. Just because he's fat and is on stage doesn't make him John Candy.
Pieisabout9 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 wow dude, he is from Boston, MA, and he is performing in Montreal in this video. Call me crazy, but I'm guessing this comedian was making a joke. I know, sounds insane that a comedian wouldn't take himself seriously...
redsox4ever425 1 year ago 2
@Pieisabout9 Pieisabout9, Are you THAT big of an idiot?... do you understand comedy at all?
elfgirl3 1 year ago
@elfgirl3 I understand comedy just fine; do you?
Pieisabout9 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 i dont think you do. he says theyre in russia to imply that they were on a long ass trip, a 9 hour drive, which he states clearly. he does this again and again to reinforce the joke. thats right, its only a joke. only a fucking idiot like you would take that statement so literally that you believed that hes as ignorant as you are. and quit trying to sound so smart, we all know how to use wikipedia
LAIDtoREST50 1 year ago
@LAIDtoREST50 He isn't reinforcing a joke, though. A joke is something that provokes laughter; the only laughs he gets when mentioning Russia are nervous at best.
Pieisabout9 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 Holy fucking shit you're an idiot. Seriously, does it hurt to be so fucking stupid? You were lucky enough to be educated by about 20 people here on the meaning of sarcasm and you're still going "BUHHHH RUSSIA ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR MAINE, HE A STUPID DOODOOHEAD BUHHHHHHH". Just accept that nobody likes you and you made yourself look like a fucking idiot and just move on. Only thing worse than a clueless moron is a stubbornly clueless moron.
irvingcsaltzburg 1 year ago
@Pieisabout9 And those aren't nervous laughs jackass those are just called laughs. See, that's the reaction one gets when they actually comprehend a joke, you should try it. While I'm at it, I'll also explain to you what "reinforcing a joke" means. That means Pinette kept making reference to an earlier joke by bringing up Russia, and though it's still funny it's not as funny as when he said it the first time, that's why the laughter wasn't as loud. Anything else common sense you need cleared up?
irvingcsaltzburg 1 year ago 2
@irvingcsaltzburg how far down is this guy ur commenting sound like a douche
repzard99 1 year ago
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dph414 1 year ago
@RazorCable hey hey!!!...dont judge the rest of us by idiot politicians!!!..washington is full of dumb ass pricks from both sides
custardpie40 1 year ago
THAT guy is f......................... funny
newman20072008 1 year ago
lol...that stephen king thing is soooooo true!
crazylunchbreak 1 year ago
everyone who is going on about the Canada thing here are some things you should remember.
1. its a joke
2.he is just one person so
3.don't judge a whole group of people off one person.
firefatkid 1 year ago
o stop with the hate just enjoy the happy fat man who always gets killed second or third.....Wanna marshmellow?!"
frogsrulemyworld 1 year ago
if there are cows in the water i'll catch em myslef
hankros23 1 year ago
there better be cows in that water!
bigturkman16 1 year ago 3
lol i live in maine and this is hilarious
respectrock57 1 year ago
"I saw a bear in the woods, he said....hi"xD
Halo3t4ct1cal 1 year ago
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Cuz Canadians Are Freeloaders who suck at life.
MrThemountaindew 1 year ago
why the fuck do Americans not know where Canada is? we play in the NHL and have the best teams
Sprulungtute 1 year ago
rangers penguins devils bruins all great teams not in canada. im a rangers fan. canada has the best players homegrown but wouldnt you agree that america has some pretty good teams?
bellabooey77 1 year ago
the love the part when he says people started saying creepy maine stuff like ''goin waaey upp there huh?
eLLriDe420 2 years ago
i love it when i read stupid things like such... hahahah just like britney spears.. doesnt know where canada is
sugarcoated83 2 years ago
Who wants a marshmallow?
*DEAD*
TaintedChozo 2 years ago 5
My sides have been busted yet again :D
comablack1969 2 years ago 4
@ znace1213: very good sarcasm ;)
kaytaylaytay 2 years ago
is maine really near russia? or is it sarcasm?
znace1213 2 years ago
Russia is not really close to Maine but if you keep going north (dog sled?) you wind up in Russia
pollypeppercorn 2 years ago
Are you really that stupid? Russia is on a whole another continent. i live in main Canada is above it that's all
ArmoredGlue 2 years ago 3
are you retarded maine is is a state in the US no where near russia
geeks55 2 years ago
Its an easy 6 days walk (good shoes of course) first north to Canada then west thru Alaska to Russia...
pollypeppercorn 2 years ago
you can also go due north to Russia from Maine but
you need a good dog sled or a snowmobile.......
pollypeppercorn 2 years ago
@znace1213 theres a place in maine called russia. no its nowhere near maine. about 7000 miles away
eLLriDe420 2 years ago
"you going way up there huh? "yes why? why!" ahaha
tizzyfit13 2 years ago 3
Haha, I love this guy. He's Hilarious!
LightButDark575 2 years ago 2
This Is Effing BRILLIANT!
JackaCrack1 2 years ago 2
this man is the master.( there is a lake we will catch food, they better have cows in the water
heerdeholland 2 years ago 4
This guy is hilarious - - reminds me a lot of Jackie Gleason.
bluepacificsurf 2 years ago 3
If it doesn't have a buffet and a casino it ain't sea-worthy!
psycomathesaurus 2 years ago 21
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De ja vu
Willox303 2 years ago
This guy cracks me UP !
Moudizg 2 years ago 3
The golumn(sp?) part made me cry! Ahhhh so funny!
arikay123 2 years ago
How can people like you be so judgemental?
DolceDiva14 2 years ago
...so that tree had to come down!
purplemassacre207 2 years ago
lol
Methos93 2 years ago 4
if lewis and clark saw a hilton they wouldnt have camped! hahahahha
avalon2468 2 years ago 16
This guy is amazing!!!!
pharcyde110573 2 years ago 8
OMG I laughed so hard, he is one of the funniest comedians I've EVER heard since George Carlin - my husband and I say Nay nay all the time. Yep - wanna see more of him on Comedy Central - unless he wants to come to Mississippi!
mgskye 2 years ago 65
e-hi-5
supertaylrock1 2 years ago 2
this is his best ever
Lisanab 2 years ago 7
There better be cows in that water!!
Scrap5000 2 years ago 72
@Scrap5000 if theres cows in the water i'll go in there myself
Megaman624705 1 year ago
@Scrap5000 if theres cows in the water i'll catch them myself
Megaman624705 1 year ago
heres my credit card. BUY A TREE!
crazpla 2 years ago 10
i love this guy! ive met him! :) it was awesome!
oilerfan1416 2 years ago 2
lol funny
scarforce360 2 years ago
hah im from maine, there r sum creepy ass ppl up in the boonies though im guessing thats who he ran into
drumming426 2 years ago 2
kajaahahahahah 1:45 goin way up ther huh?
eLLriDe420 2 years ago