SHE STOOD ME UP!!!

[Mario856]

omg i feel u on dis one completely all through highskool i asked my friend if shw wanted to go to out wid me every weekend somewere new nd shed say yes den turn round nd neva go i hat bein stood up sometimes i be at the place nd da bitch say she not comin

[keshia1604]

awwww is tat your mother on your arm to cute.

[kitykat330]

da way u tell the story is halarious! :D i i laughed at least 4 times through ur 4 min video!

[dxn95]

oooohh, it is a phooonnee, haha im @ 2:01 now :) i thought it was a camera :p well it is......both ok ok yea ima go

[bowiehs]

"you still going to the club" LMBO!

[ImChanging]

yo 2:52 had me geekin'!

[southprince69]

lol! "alonzo yall still goin to the club" !!!

[KGN121]

nc love

[withoutyou8989]

I have to agree I think that youre super cute with glasses ;)

[Goshous]

Okay, it's official.

You ARE hot.

[bowiehs]

"we still going to the club right"

LMBOOOOOOO!

[pineapplesushi]

This is brilliant. Excellent video, man! Seriously, you make an awesome point and I agree 100%. It's like, what happened to common courtesy? I'm glad you had a nice time in the end though :)

[maychop]

cool story MALIK WRIGHT .........

[donjon981]

do u still live in goldsboro???? me too

[Naybear010]

I actually got a thermal *whispers* and two pairs of jeans LOL! U go boy!

& watev ur too good for that dn't let her get u dwn.

[drgm1982]

that is sooo true thats why im not talking anymore to my friend

[Enzzo526]

I WANNA SHOUT OUT LOL :(

[IMAG115]

WOW! THATS TRUE. I WOULD NEVA STAND UP FRIENDS, BUT A LOT OF PPL HAVE STOOD ME UP IN THE PAST. "AIN'T THAT A BITCH" LOL

[smithnavy88]

I couldnt agree more. cant STAND when my friends do that. Puts a damper on things....and then we gotta reschedule or try to figure out who really wants to go...well...I use to. I'm still doing me with its just me and another person (THATS ACTUALLY DEPENDABLE) or 1000 dependable people OR by my damn self lmao...if I cant depend on you to show up to the little things...how can I expect you to show up to my wedding day or even....my funeral or the birth of my child?? WTH! LOL

[ShitStains86]

He is so damn sexy...damn

[ShannonBrownIsAwesom]

awww that sucks : ( my friends do that all the timeee

[PoetryIzMe]

You're so damn cute, love the face, the teeth, the "GUNS"....i wanna lick ur tattoos! So damn funny you are, Keep it up! ;) 

[17animallove]

OMG I SO KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT PISSES ME OFF

[XXAOIFE101XX]

yeh i seen ur britney video n i was lyk omg hes so funny :D

so i showed all my friends then i started watchn all ur visds n i absolutley luv dem :)

my plan is to see thewm all n den my friend sed theres 84 vids n i was lyk whaaaaa :/ but im stil gna hehe :D

[mercedes12141]

be my friend. lol

[XoXoKissMe12]

lmfaooooo!

word.



[timothytimothytymek]

0:24 thats some funny shit. " Yall still going to the club." LOL. 1:01 " Move Bitch." Alonzo funny shit. You need Jesus. LOL.

[1911beauty]

i like u  this is koo

[cyrille165]

damn right son!!!

[lilwayne1394]

i seen him downtown one day... atlanta

[aylix89]

thankyou...i hate it when they cancel last minute when they knew they werent going along time ago

why does your mum have an afro? i swear she was filipina

[MsTiny51]

Lol, Wow !

[xxCrazyKenxx]

oh my god i COMPLETELY 100% agree with you!! your videos are amazing :)

[MistahINdifferencE]

story of my life but ive got into the habbit of cuttin people off now who keep doin it, only got a few left tho lol

[BrukandJenee2dayyy]

aaaloonnnzooo! your videos are soo awesomeee :] when are you going to bring back the lenses popped 3-D glasses??

[fratbrotha]

classic alonzo... love it baby

[jmsvful]

About this videos I think Alonzo hopes you guys liked it, loved it, hated it whateveeeerrr!!!

[ExoticKiwiFruit]

your mom is filipino?

[BlessesdKbird]

I know, my friend did me that last month!!!!! Lucky thing I decided to buy the tickets by the door. The excuse was, she didn't know we were going still!!!! : ( hum!!!!!

[BlessesdKbird]

I know, my friend did me that last month!!!!! Lucky thing I decided to buy the tickets by the door. The excuse was, she didn't know we were going still!!!! : ( hum!!!!!

[applehigh9]

you are so rite with everything consider a talk show please and contact me if ya can i dont kno wen ur nex video is but im workin my way i really enjoy them and watch them every now and then thanks keep up the gud work

[FACExDOWNxx]

i got stood up too- fucking bullshit

[peaceorrock56]

you are so right, Love your videos.

[zaza22910]

Omg omg omg lolzz

[chanteshanice]

I think your HILARIOUS, but of curiosity: are you straight?

[prettygah12]

NOOOOOOOOOOO OMG!! you are NOT riding down Berkley Blvd.. in Goldsboro N.C ahh lol I was just watching your video and i just happened to catch that..berkley blvd..the mall is not that far from where you drove(: lol yes I STAY THERE SO I WOULD KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT i know you went to that mens store BASICS FOR MEN in the berkley mall..(: lol

[capteo86]

dude, you blink alot lol

[cryptotech2004]

Oh i can definitely understand where you are coming from because i hate that with pure passion

[RazeGeneration]

i mean like forreal

u sooo purrty lol

[carinamo]

i feel you on this topic... same thing happened to me last weekend... my friend got me all hyped up about going to this latin club and made me leave the house in horrible weather then i got to where we were supposed to meet and i sent her a text like "im here lemme know when you get here..." then like 15 minutes later i get a text like "sorry girl im not going out tonight" i was so mad!!!!!!

[CaseyLuvsBree]

Look he's a grown up! He can do whatever plus it makes it funnier!

[coolcat47]

that was so adorable lol

[definatefabflyy]

@789roxy he's grown he can do what he wants..

[SRAB123]

LOL.. You are so funny

[EmonArch14]

...liking this vid blog. =D

[Aeoreka]

Ur a pretty cool dude. Really dig your video blogs. I only happened to stumble upon them but I really feel them. I like your perspective.

[mizzphatty2u]

lmao i know the feeling

[TheLadygagaismyidol]

lmao means laughing my ass of

[JESS7984]

LMAO

[KiiKiiz9]

LMAO.!

[sexydijah15]

omg tell me bout it. i hate wen ppls do dat n wen u c dem n dont talk 2 dem they start askin wats wrong like wtf

[FYimissmona14]

you seem like a really really happy person

you make the best out of every situation. (and i love it )

lol your a sweet guy..

xoxoxo mona

[CbabiiBaddest]

who's that lady? her evil laugh is hilarious!

[sarina1984xx]

Thas his momma

[Paryce]

That last part was good. What your friend said. I think I am going to practice that. The making plans for myself.

[03barbiee]

hahaha !!

"oh my god, oh my god"

you are hilarious !!

but at least u had fun :)

[WiganierLaaa]

Haaaaaaaa!

1:01 "MOVE BITCH!"

Pmsl!

Yourr amazinggg xxxx

[RaheemdaplayaO3]

Theres always one person in my group of friends who will cancel which will make the other cancel jus cos tht person isnt going, it really pees me off like they cant function without the other one being there. Nice video Ill keep it in mind

[unknown22801]

that mess happened to me like twice in my life

[jodi21488]

I'd go 2 the club wit u... haha(:

[bbgirls78]

OMFG!!!

okay I saw ur Britney video like awhile back and I by accident X'ed the internet, and I could never find it again.. D: I then searched up ama's and I saw you and I almost died because I love your videos! anyways I hate when my plans with others get shit on, so I do agree make plans for YOUR SELF before making plans with others.

[alonzolerone]

oh wow lol. thankx. everything happens for a reason

[sallasgurl7]

@alonzolerone you sooooooooooo cute baby!

[NeNaDeDiOz]

FEEL YOU MAN .. FEEL YOU ;)

[SoulTymez]

Daayyyum!!! I would go to the club with you anytime. Just call me. Love you. glad you had fun in the end. That's the most important thing. Mext time you goin to the club let me know. :-)

[wifey1swag]

lmfao!!!! yo yu are hilarious...but i kno what yu mean i got a "friend" who does that. there was three big ass parties and she fronted all three times.and she always use this line "i dont kno man..jus got ahead witout me" i jus gave up inviting her anywhere lol

[JKNOWSALL]

You remind me of Malik from The Game. :D

[schrumpeltilzchen]

wooww.. he's so beautiful.. [wub]

[alexissohott]

lol... i feel u i got a friend like that...

[DBrownProductions15]

I got stood up by my girlfriend of 3 yrs. at Olive Garden. you know its good to get some dinner after an argument. so i meet her there after dropping my phoen at verizon. i borrow phone call her ask if she coming. she says yes. i waite. wait for about an hour and 20 minutes at a table then she pulls a no show. and says i thought you were joking. now is n't that fucked. I got screwed sitting at a table. and i didn't even get my salad.

[kathgrca]

Yea!!! Hahaha. FUNNY!

:)

[XPhantome]

lol... intro XD

[Lenynd]

Sometimes you really want to go with your friends but then things happen, because you don't know how to cancel knowing the friend will be upset so it is best to hide and wait after the storm...maybe she did not know how to say sorry. I mean I would not really push you to go clubbing with people from work! If it is a true friend, you won't be upset if she does not go to the club as friendship does not build on that...Bless

[lynxie87]

i have a friend that does that alot so i dnt invite her anywhere no more LoL

[XX1FOCH74XX]

Damn, I thought i was the only one in this world with this problem. There is no greater theif than the one who steals time by always being late or never showing up. You can never get back time! I agree with you. My friends seem to think I'm too anal. i just see that they are all wacko!!

[meiisean]

haha laaave it!

[madisonjenna]

hahahaa.

[TheHENDAWGTV]

you a black filipino...? i sub, dawg...

[blkrose80]

For real

[sexychevy07]

LMao when the vid cut to the lady talking bout we still going to the club, I died laughing

[mixedmami48]

Filipino Pride!!! Much love 4 the mixed one's!!!

[w0rdsFailMusiqSpeaks]

lmfaooo

you too cute & funny!

[ads14529]

omg people b killn me when they do that shit 2 me @ 1:02 LMAO

[pedobando]

lmao i think we've all been tat person who cancels. too funny :)

[TheCharmedlife88]

I like this.

[preciousren]

you are soooo funny

[kukubananasss]

u r sexxy as helll ;)

[most2no]

luv it! man...where did u learn to edit like this?

[liahhx3]

(: this made me happy

[jahniswaggafied]

lmao @ "alonzo yall still goin tah dah club"

[asumashi]

Great advice, wish I had heard of it earlier.

[JasmineAndAhkia]

u funny omg.

love iht

[lataramarie16]

FCK THAT BiTCH !i W0U;D 0F N3V3R DiD THAT T0 YUH !

i SW3AR YUR FUNNY !

YUH SH0LD HAV3 YUR 0WN SH0W !

-TARA B. !.

[Wifey711]

i always get stood up on my bday kmt

[samztanz]

Hahaha, wise words for sure. You make really good videos man, keep it up! *subscribes*

[babyray9]

having a good time is all dat matters yo. no matter who u wit. dont worry bout the ones who want to miss out. and if u really want them to go just brag about how much fun u had....it works every time trust me

[YoyoIsreal]

lol thanks babyray9 imma try that and make sure i keep being able to depend upon myself first, like ive been doing

[msbunty2009]

yeh man i know what u mean its like whats up with that s**t

[YoyoIsreal]

i can relate to this man,my thing is i hate going out by myself because its unsafe and BORING AS HELL because i'm there without the people to share good times with, but i'm not gonna keep inviting people who are gonna leave me hanging in the long run! then when I do go out somewhere and they find out afterwards they get mad cause I did'nt invite them, hell after i've been stood up so many times, would you blame me?

[imanifaith14]

hes speakin da trufe people lol

[onthemic09]

You are too funny

[sweetvanella]

OMG i feel you on this right herr my bitch ass friends do this to me 24/7 so i just dont get ready tell the last min cause i know if i get ready when they tell me to one of them hoes gone call and say aww girl i cant even go and that bitch ask me to come and the outher hoe want even call to tell me she not going she will just wait 4 me to call and she will tell me she not going cause she mad hoe i dont care if you mad bitch you ask me to go with yo dirty ass

[jahjahisthebest]

hhahaha!

[kinkykara010]

omg are yuh filipino and black

cause so am i

[BubblesCandy12]

I like the Begining! xD I'm so Tired of these Mother F- let me start over. xD

[lachick318]

lOL... boy u too much...and yo mama is awesome... and i know how u feel on a weekend to weekend basis!!! LOL

[305JustMe]

lol... you categorized this as "education"

[Lilgreyd]

Phillipino Cuts....Lol...Funny shit..:D

[phenomenalmzlisa]

Hahahaha...That is soo true! That happened to me today.

[IAMlesliearnelle]

LOL! I can't stand ppl like that either.

[rufftux]

LOLOL. Phillipino cuts? Man, I aint had a momma cut in YEARS!! lol

[nakeist]

I can't stand when people do shit like that

[theendissoon]

your amazing!

just by watching your radar video i subscribed :)

[seductivity21]

yupp, that's what's up.

You gotta think of you first most of the time. And that's not being conceited. It's just to prevent things.

[beautymesha]

ur so rite i gonna lie i did that once but she was gettin on my last nerves and i didnt want to chill wit her lol so me and her not friends no more thank goodness lol

[niffie1130]

you are soo funny but i fill you

[QCBChronicles]

LMAO @ move bitch ..lol.. I duno how I got to your videos, but I'm here and i'm subscribing!

[atljazzman]

"make plans for YOURSELF 1st"

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

[chickengoodt]

YOUR HILARIOUS..

"Move Bitch" AHahha

I Cant Stop Laughing When You said

"Long Story Short, We Had A Good Time, We Didnt Even Get in" ROFL

[hersmiless]

OMMG samee!! ;DD

[chickengoodt]

Omg. Micheal Jackson Died, I heard

[GhettoJerkkQueen]

muahaha

[Charmbelle757]

You comments are so insightful and entertaining. Hard to come by. Good stuff!

[sosweetmahmah]

look..i'm payin attention..well tryin...you so damn fine..it's hard to pay attention lol..I feel u on that..I'm sorry that happned to u..whoo u fine!

[Diamond32115]

u know what its official i like you. and i like yah yellow walls..lol..muah!!

[urbancece1]

oh my god...oh my god...oh my god

[naealious89]

My "friends" do that to me all the time, I hate that sooo much. It is to the point I ask them to go or they tell me they want to go somewhere and I go about my life like we didn't make "plans'.

[mamacitaqu]

I hate that sh!t... Everytime someone invites me and no matter how tired I am I go!!! But when its time for them to come with me they on sum "Sorry b im tired, i owe you one..." After a while I found my group of dependables....lol...

[CoCoHanson07]

I REALLY hope he is not gay cause he is SUPER fine!!! HA.

[natoyag]

Bloodcleet . . .Goody's my store. LOL the part with ur mom cutting ur hair is mad funny LOL . ..u is hawt!!!!!!

[noncheer05]

truee

[PRAYZEHYMN]

love this vid. the girl on the vis is hilarious. lol

[jhonAug]

sending many loves over the oceans to you! you really really made my day(:

[tonise26]

you are so funny! great job

[breybrey2dajizzay]

right!!! i HATE ppl like that! im just llike u ont his ish...if they kno they dont wana go, LET ME KNO INSTEAD OF KEEPIN ME GUESSIN! i dont roll wit them types of niggas anymore! its yes or no!

[ILoveKevinRudolf]

oh my god oh my god and he said move bitch he's funny

[sweetlyrics2]

i hate that ish...especially when its the other person that made the plans to begin with!

[modelchic99]

This guy look kind of sexy.

[leytonfan101]

you are so right and i hate when ppl do that too

[tasnbeth]

hahahahaha your funny x]

[shoko58]

you are sexy as hell ! dam

[TexasMisses]

ooooooh I hate that too.

[Livin4Jon]

hahahahaahahha wow man u make me laugh everytime

[x0x0dancer]

lmao! moms a joker!!!!

[VirgosAreTheRealDeal]

ur a joka and ur nice i wud love 2 get a piece of u lipz hehe so yh u no das jus how it is

[blessybaybee3]

amen! lol . ppl that baq out piss me off

[DarkSkinDior]

your the sexiest guy i have seen

[Hazardz09]

LMAO

[hotboi28]

Perfect...♥ Ray "J"

[alfredo614]

you're so fun...love ya...come through the "A" so i can take you out...i won't stand u up....peace

-Alfredo

[Nyghtshade409]

Dude...is that your mom? She's awesome! I love that mad laugh, that rocks so much!

[998loughlinx]

emmmmmm hottie

[NaomiBrew]

Real talk........you have great lookin teeth!

[niiiiiiichole]

2nd time watchin' this.

h8 people like that too

[hol4cbrown]

lo0l

btw..hes hot ;)

[1978herman]

She knew she was never going from jump i hate people like that that get you hype up and cancel in the end. yo you crazy tho keep the vids coming tho

[sylvanb1118]

U know what I hate when people do that also. That just make me so mad. I love ur videos

[CCCBULLS]

NIGGA THE THING IS U ENERTAININ N IM FEELIN WAT U SAYIN AND U PERSONALLTY RESPONSIBLE 4 ME NOT BEING HOMOPHOBIC (yeahhh congratulate me its a big step)

[DanielaAeschimann]

HEeY uR GrEAt ^^ """

[sheppyJOLIE]

damng boy. why are you so hot?

[xxBritishEmiliexx]

gosh who wud stand you up !!

id be there in a second lol

but dont live in america....so wud take a while spose....

=)

x

[AirforceFey]

YEh those bitches lol

[wind767]

100% agree my friend. Had that shit last  Friday, hair styled, $500 cologne and a "umm its not a good night" FUCK!!!

[darnettay]

he is so hawt is he gay

[okissme]

Omg! You're so cute and totally right lol

[AOobregon]

soooo true! lol!! damn ur cute! :)

[1sondra]

I'll club it with you and I won't cancel.

[2Tall2BAShorty]

Nice vid, Alonzo!....Ummm...you going to the club??

Your mom needs her own channel by the way!