Added: 3 years ago
From: expertvillage
Views: 66,213
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (314)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • i want to be a ninja like in ninjago

  • He's obviously not a ninja. I can see him.

  • stupid wight fuck

  • Expert Village have everything , Ninja , Ganja , they probably know how to become a terrorist

  • Asians were born ninjas...

  • Ninjitism?

    

  • People who dislike are the people who cant do what the video is trying to teach you .

  • Lot's of teenage white suburban ninjas shall be expected in all prisons across the nation.

  • Comment removed

  • I´m slim thin already and quick i only need to learn to become silent and do "tricks" like jumps and stuff

    I´m sure that if i can learn that i will become the next sly cooper

  • 1st step. lose weight.

  • I prefer the nigahiga version

  • Ah come on, no one can become a ninja in 1 minute and 58 seconds

  • I am a true ninja.. mfire12 is not me though, I hacked this profile to tell you all that I am a ninja without blowing my cover, I was the one who killed osama bin laden, I work with a secret organization with the government. I sent a star straight through his skull killing in within ten seconds. The navy seals were my backup. I have also murdered many high profile persons. I have almost ended the drug war by slaughtering gang leaders brutally. You can hire me at 1-800-GONINJA.

  • @mfire12 LOL Funny one that made me laugh. Lots.

  • Actually, ninjutsu had a lot of defensive art. Also, ninja rarely wore black. Wearing solid black, even at night, would cause the ninja to look like a black silhouette against the background. Dark browns, grays, and greens were actually better.

  • Kung Fu , they use kung fu on how many more videos do i have to write this, nunjitsu is just a little part of kung fu man people today are idiots!

  • WTF 60 dislikes

  • FUCK

  • First thing in becoming a ninja is... YOU DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOUR A FUCKING NINJA!!!!!

  • I saw this video in the suggestions area and thought "oh jeese...", then when I clicked on it and realized it was one of the guys from Yeshua's Ryu (the Tres Tew katana guy videos) I thought "oh ma gawd, no...". After watching it, I was surprised it wasnt as bad as I thought. Just to add a disclaimer to what he said, 99% of "ninjutsu" schools arent true ninjutsu, just interpretations. That doesnt mean it wont work in a fight, but most likely it is not a true historical style of ninjutsu.

  • 58 people can't handle being a ninja =-=

  • Boku wa shinobi

  • I'm a ninja 

  • @TonySasuke91 yeeeeeeeeaaa ri-right =u=

  • Ninja means to steal away or stealth away, not to kill people. They normally didn't kill anyone as i have understood. its a common miss conception that makes people think they were primarily assassins. Some of the best come from Samaria families and were asked to spy or steal something of important for an official i believe. Only on rare occasions do they suggest they were asked to kill. Ninjas had a code of honor as well.

  • @mrsinclair1977 NO thei was assassins

  • @mrsinclair1977 sorry for my last comen i just read ninja history the was farmers and villager who lern how to defens them selfs (sorry for my english)

  • OK. let me start this with. . . WTF EXPERTVILLAGE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING.??

    1.Ninjutsu is a technique ninjas use there is also what we call ninpou/ninpo training (im not sure if it is real but its on naruto). 2.Ninja is not martial arts ninja is a person.3. Ninja were hired by family / organizations / royalties to assasinate or kill a certain person.4. Ninja is hired to kill so they will really kill it in an instant. 5. Ninja is speed based you need to be fast and know caumoflage.tsk

  • Expertvillage, u don't know what ur talking about sorry. Ninja's were primarily spies and only occasionally assassins. Look up Antony Cummins you tube vids.

  • Why is a karate-ka or TKD practisoner taling about ninjutsu. Expert village if you want someone to talk about njnjutsu why not ask a qualified insttrucctor of that art?  Whats next someone who makes model airplanes telling you in a video how to be a pilot?

  • u know how i become a ninja..... eat noodles

  • I am a philosopher as I said, no argument is too irritating for me, I like to debate with people and get some new information.

  • Why did expert village post videos by someone of one style talking about another style? That's like having a Karateka teaching judo and not being a judoka.

  • a fatty ninja with glasses???????????/and imagine he's masked and wearing glasses lol

  • Comment removed

  • I already know ninjutsu martial arts tiekwahndo karate and I know the death touch I'm beast at fighting

  • @beasthacker100 you are retarded aren't you, or maybe just dilusional

  • ninjas sneak and assasinate... and you say i cant use it... hmm (justin bieber) FUCK IT! IM BECOMING A NINJA!

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha! this guy needs to go back to playing world of war craft

  • U people r sickening n so wat if we want to b a ninja probably ppl jus want to get stronger n prove ppl rong! Dis dude is jus trying to help us fullfill our "dreams" to bcome a ninja mayb half of these ppl r so 'narutarded' dat dey want to b like naruto or sasuke IT DOESNT MATTER!!!! IF UR AGAINST ME, GO AHEAD REPLY MEAN COMMENTS OH its rathr urs jus a fat-ass jerk or ur a wanna be ninja..... I think i sed enof

    Bai-bai

  • im already a ninja

  • w w w . 4 d e f e n n d . c o m .

  • who the fuck does this guy think he is. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOL!!!

  • This is hilarious! You know ninjas worship satan don't you?

  • @christlicker wtf? no they don't you complete fucking ass clown, get off the internet you child

  • @TheKyuubiChakra Yes they do!

  • is this what all ninja's look like?

  • leave it to chackie chan

  • @PSDGaming LOL Chackie... im guessing thats Jackies son?

  • I bet that half of people watching this video are Naruto want to bes.

  • Jesus makes you a ninja.... Sure he does...

  • @jtlarue1732

    shut up! dont b talkn like that! r u trying to make fun of Jesus?!!!!!!!!!! sorry if. ur not though... but if u r i am not sorry! dude calm down... not joking... dont make fun of God... and he is amazing... he might make u a ninja (i mean Jesus) u a ninja if u pray... and ask him

  • Comment removed

  • @giupio88

    sorry, but ur not in this... not to b mean

  • Ask Subzero!

    :D

  • this man knows ZERO about ninjutsu, but a lot about Burgers

  • you guys grow the fuck up, you CANT be an actuall ninja nowdays, that stuff belongs in the past. have you ever seen someone walkin around with a katana? or someone sayin he wants to hire a ninja as a guard? that stuff were able back then in medieval japan where to survive you needed skills, where to knowing and practicing ninjutsu you had to be a part of a secret community fighting against the emperors and shit

  • is it funny

    

  • fat ninja's are more difficult to put in your trunk...

  • you guys are messed ill pray that you guys will be forgiven... i bet this guy knows mor than you people... i actually think this is helpful... my dad's dad was a martiaal arts teacher and he taught my dad all of wat he knew... he learned ninjitsu... i asked my dad if this is a good how to vid to become a ninja and he sed yes... so you guys shut ur mouth cuz u dont no wat u r talkn about... u should be grateful he did this... and you should comment good job to him for trying his best to do this

  • @ductoworld07  I agree :)

  • @ductoworld07 First of all, anybody can make a stupid claim saying "he taught my daddy!" Second of all expert village pays people off to do videos like this for them so there's no reason to thank that man whatsoever. And lastly, that guy obviously doesn't watch his own videos, and if he did there would be no way of knowing it's actually him.

  • check this guys videos around... about 20 mins of laughing..

    Funniest part : its from EXPERT village

  • How to be a ninja? Simple watch martial arts by Christians on youtube...

  • i laughed my ass of from 19 flloor buidling, when i saw a name of this video by expert village and that dude that explain how to be one xD

  • Pratty fackin fat guy =D

  • go 's to highschool reunion.... OMG IT MICHAEL LEWIS, I REMEMBER YOU *blow dart sound* OHH FUCK! my neck.... he like falls to floor. michael's like ima ninja bitch! and dissapears into the mysterious darkness....

  • @ranged5killer hahahah wtf?

  • Uhhhhh.... Christian Martial Arts? Yeah all those "be like Jesus assassins" lol what a joke.

    How to become a ninja? Man... Americanized basterdization of martial arts. Go find the source of ninjitsu and it has nothing to do with Christianity in any form or a belief in anything other than yourself.

  • kinda a bit to fat to be a ninja

  • HEY YOU FAT SHIT. YOU AIN'T NO NINJA MOTHER FUCKER. YOU JUST A WHITE BOY WHO WANTS TO GET SOME ATTENTION. YOU SUCK BALLS AND SUCK MY BIG BLACK COCK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SO SOME BODY BUILDING AND ACTUALLY GET SOME REAL NINJA TRAINING YOU FAT FUCK.

  • @nawazm11 How ninja-ish of you, sir, to represent yourself like that on the internet. Your clan must be proud. Get a life troll. I HAVE A CAPS BUTTON TOO! I'M A BADASS YAYYYY!

  • I want my two minutes back. :c

  • gai sensi

  • There are many many ways to become a ninja...

    ALL of them require you to not be a dumb fuck lard ass blind son of a bitch to start with.

    ------> EPIC FAIL <-------

  • BS!!!!! Kosugi Sho was an actor who portrayed ninja in movies.

    I think I'll go with the unicorn training.

  • wheres the how to walk on water video

  • BS!

  • thumbs up you think people are taking a pictuer:)

  • and at the end i didnt learn a GOD DAMN THING

  • wooooooooow >_<

  • whats the point of becoming a ninja in the 21st centuary?

    theres a thing called guns now!

    lol

  • i get disgusted with people saying they're a ninja,and i feel disrespected when they say they are one cuz that's the most secretive martial art's and the number one true secret society on the face of the earth in the history of God's humanity. sho kosugi taught my uncle and my uncle taught me as hard to believe as that may seem and we don't brag about being ninja's.cuz that's not something you're suppose to do,unless you're ok with facing death. >>B.W.<<

  • AND I AM IN NO WAY CLAIMING TO BE A NINJA IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

  • a nerd ninja if you ask me.

  • i took nijitus so im a ninja right

  • @baileythedudeman57 if u r known as a ninja you have failed as a ninja,young grasshopper,lol 4 real>>B.W.<<

  • @ELITEPROPHET1

    lol nice

  • @baileythedudeman57 lol thanx,i'm just being honest,lmao

  • i guess it's true that Shinobi are no longer running around practicing their brand of stealthy intrigue and assassination but there are 9 surviving ryu's that are still taught. Master Masaaki Hatsumi is the current Soke' and his Bujinken style is all around the world. I'm pretty sure his most notable student in the US Steven K Hayes teaches out of the chicago. So - how to be ninja? Find a Bujinken school and enroll.

  • there is no such thing as ninjas, they do not exist anymore, grow up.

  • @gookmail Ok, no ninjas. So, Im gonna be a .... Milenium Falcon pilot!

  • @gookmail U HAVE MUCH TO LEARN

  • it's like He just have no friends and wanna talk to someone,.. so he choose internet,... -__- come on,.. this is so stupid talkin about "how to be a ninja" maan this was a total waste of time,.. for me and for him ^^

  • crazy THIS guy is trying to teach people how to be a ninja??

  • ill just go see nigahiga's "how to be ninja"..

    tink ill learn more from there

  • @paywaga lol

  • @paywaga Dammit I was ganna say that when I watched this

  • @paywaga lol

  • only asians are ninjas.... sorry

  • @FluffyBunny97s Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh heheheheh iam an asian so iam a ninja hahahah jk

  • Ninja's are born Ninja's

  • @DannySmithThe yuuuuup thumb's up on that one

  • Wonder how many people this guy has assassinated..

  • @CooperSnow -10

  • fat white ninja

  • assassinating is kind of fun when you get the technique down.

  • You Have A Butt Fuck Load of Videos.

  • i am not a christian, and would never claim to be one. but this was a perfect chance for you to prove that you are, and explain how the dark arts shouldn't be followed. every technique in ninjitsu is borrowed from another martial art, ninjitsu specifies the application.

  • i larned from nigahiga

  • Dude ninjas dressed in disguise, I.e. They would take work as a peasant farmer and only take along small hidden weapons and disguised weapons. The Bo-shuriken ang "throwing star" were used to take out nails and make holes for planting seed... Then when the chance arrived, they would use their knife, not their shurikans bcuz those were not killing weapons, to kill whomever they must. Ur an idiot

  • Ninjas weren't meant for assassination only. Back in the feudal days of Japan when Samurais were owners of the land, they treated their peasants like dirt and didn't care for them much. So the peasants dressed in black so they won't be seen during night and went around stealing food, etc. And yes, some did assassinate owners of the land for the sake of their starving families.

  • This guy is a dipshit that has NO idea what he is talking about, Ninja did NOT wear all black as most *Hollywood pictures* depict. They would dress according to their mission, often in disguises, or depending on their surroundings, such as in forested areas, they would wear brown or green camouflage... :)

  • Fat shit

  • are you sure you're a ninja? cos physically, you don't seem any nearer to those other ninjas. why don't you start something like... how to be sumo wrestler instead? i'm sure it fits your cut.

  • Right, just to start off ninja's werent actually killers they didnt just walking around assasinating people and they didnt wear black either so clearly mr micheal lewis didnt even look up the jistory himself so that tells you alot doesnt it.

    Some ninja's did kill but they didn't "only" kill which is a common missconception

    they in fact wore normal clothes most of the time to blend in etc.. and when they did go on rooftops etc they wore dark blue as it leaves less of a silhouette against the sky

  • HAVE YOU EVER SEEN...SHINOBI NO MONO? PARTS 1 TO 4

  • Crhistion Martial Arts is gonna teach me how to be a ninja? Christian Ninjas -_-

  • erm ninjas are a legend...they don't exist you fucking moron

    can you run on water? scale a tall building in less than 30 seconds?

    escape death from 10 guns being pointing at you? Learn to magically heal your self?

    See the thing that gets me is, well if bruce lee or someone similar with his expertise was was demonstrating in this video, thats understandable...But lardass ^^^ is just taking the piss. Can't really picture him running on water or jumping atleast half a foot off the ground

  • @need2learn2spkspan

    No they're not...wtf dude. Yes, obviously you can't run on water, I don't know about anything mentioning having a time limit of scaling a building, and speaking of that, they obviously use items/equipment to use to scale the building. And yes it is possible to escape death with 10 guns pointed at you...anything's possible.

  • Ninja is part of Christian Martial Arts!

  • I also learned hot to be a ninja from NigaHiga.

    its easyer to learn it from them too

  • What the fuck become a ninja! ninjas were killers ! 

  • This guy needs to do his research, visit winjutsu.com for an authentic ninja dojo near you.

  • Oh god, How to become a ninja? Sure, it's a great subject, but it just sounds stupid to acutally say that. LOL

  • wow this guy needs to do some research

  • Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!!!

  • ninjas cant catch you if you are a ninja

  • thanks

  • the earliest kind of ninja is shinobi

  • i study shinobi in maryland its pretty awsome i would recomend it

  • @stsmh1 thanx

  • I WANNA BE A NINJA TEEW!

  • soooo....are you a ninja or what?

  • i saw some of your other videos that were very serious so i saw this and was like uhhhhh.....riiight. but this video was just as serious as the rest of them so thank you. For some reason becoming a ninja has become a joke, a joke that, as a Ninja in training myself do not find the least bit funny. so thanks again for a good,serious, how to be a ninja video....

  • You are fat! How can you be a Ninja? xD And yeah! NigaHiga is best Ninja trainer! :D:D:D:D

  • silent...but deadly!

  • One thing about ninja's that is overlooked is the ability to sense things. The 5 senses and intuition must be sharp to the point where it is natural to be hidden. The skills may seem exciting, but the hardest part is being able to do it in silence, without being seen, and to successfully do what you were doing.

  • you cant just become a ninja, it like trying to become a unicorn. The whole idea is sir real

  • @Techy1996 WHO SAYS YOU CANT BECOME A UNICORN

  • imma NINJA ASSASSIN!

  • your to fat to hide in the shadows, etc etc etc.

  • Black Ninja/Ninja Silent Assassin has everything you'll ever need to know if you want to become a ninja!

  • loloolololol

    I WANNA BE A NINJA

  • It makes sense alot haha....

    @sidarandhozan haha i think he is lol....

    @MrPropain ur rude yet in a hilarious way.. :)

    and to other nukers out there quit ur yapping will yah nothings gonna change the truth to what he said...

    History is a very valuable start...

  • i already kno all of that how do i become a ninja

  • lmfao this is hilarious, bet he thinks he's a ninja

  • Ninjas dont wear glasses and are not 60 pounds over weight ....the only stealth this guy is capable of is opening a fridge in the middle of the night

  • dont listen to this fat fuck if he knew how to be a ninja he would be one, hes just seen one too many bruce lee flicks, go back to your parents basements asshole, heres an idea why dont you watch the bourne trilogy and pretend your on the run from the governement you dumbass

  • true ninja= farmers in fuedal japan who developed techniques to defend themselves from samurai

  • a real ninja is Jackie Chan.when you see those movies like first strike youll see those things where jackie hurts himself when trying to do those tricks

  • I love and respect the ways of Ninjitsu. ive orderd virtually every thing needed to start training.

  • Sería tan cool que un ninja!!! Y sí, lo entiendo wat todos u r escribiendo!

  • Same Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I am a ninja

  • i would love to become a ninja

  • sweet

  • Jutsu is the correct translation, it means art, technique, skill.

    Jitsu on the other hand means kindness.

    And ninjas were called "shinobi" in the past, later on they got the name "nin"

  • lol fuk looking up history man just watch naruto =D

  • its spelled ninjutsu not ninjitsu. common mistake

  • both are the correct translation. jutsu is simply more popular now, common mistake.

  • actually jitsu is more popular and i have done my studies on this subject so i know that. they are also called shinobi too

  • "done my studies so i know that"

    odd... you said the exact opposite a week ago... did you just finish your studies and learned what you said before was wrong?

    shinobi is the historical term, ninja is much later...

    what exactly do you study?

  • @Creationsofmyown hey dude srry i just felt like proving someone wrong that day and i thot i could trick you but you caught me i apollogize. i did do real studies but i thot you didnt so i wanted to trick some people

  • @lil00tony

    not sure i agree that you were just trying to trick me, but thats the closest most people get to an admission of error here online, you have BALLS bro...

    not alot of people have the kind of courage to admit error... much less online where they have relative anonymity. you get kudos bro.

    cheers.

  • wtf is christian martial arts, you suck..

  • can i ask something? urmm..does american got any martial art?? or just copy from other nation's martial art? i cant see any martial art from west..or u guys juz using a gun like cowboy maybe? like blam3! no skill no technic..juz copy cat..huh? juz asking..

  • well america WAS an adopted nation so it isn't to apparent, but the people who were here first were very skilled hunters. Which leads me to believe that yes, America does have a nameless martial arts style.

  • all martial arts are copies or refinements of another nation's art. And anyways guns were invented before america was even discovered so by that time, hand to hand combat was just about useless. No need for us to invent one.

  • @ariezoes: I'm an American Catch Wrestler. We break bones and egos for fun :)