I'm Chuck Norris. Fuck you.
brucewayne79 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can be in two places at once. At 0:37, he shows up behind the kid and humps him, then at 0:43 he shows up to stop himself from humping the kid.
matrixphijr 4 months ago
Chuck Norris disliked this, which means he actually likes it. Because he's Chuck Norris.
gotta love all the watermarks on the lower right corner from all the bootleggin =D
nice one!
xJohnGx 4 months ago
Chuck Norris fucked your mom. I didn't know she was a TARDIS.
DieAtomik 5 months ago
Chuck Norris prende a calci rotanti una quindicina di ragazzi, uomini, donne e bambini bianchi per dimostrare a sé stesso di non essere xenofobo. :D
brolodalletezze 5 months ago
Chuck Norris can do anything.
He tells them in advance he's Chuck Norris so they have a chance to back down lest they face certain doom.
alexicon89 6 months ago
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how the fuck did i end up watching this
tryriu 6 months ago
I liked the part with Chuck Norris.
jmrwacko 6 months ago
"I'm Chuck Norris *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*":)
Daviticus042 7 months ago
2 persons are not Chuck Norris
SerialKiller1986 7 months ago
"Hey, that's my wife you're having sex with!"
"I'm Chuck Norris!"
"Well in that case please continue."
GoldenCenturion 7 months ago 7
"Hey! That's my bike!"
"It's okay, I'm Chuck Norris."
"Oh, okay then"
Doominatorx6 7 months ago
"I'm Chuck Norris"
No further explanation needed
LittlePikachu 7 months ago
cracked
TheGiantShit 7 months ago 6
@TheGiantShit
Can I have a link?
mathiasjl92 7 months ago
GREATEST. THING. EVER. I'd watch this every day.
penispenispenisballs 7 months ago
:09 - :23 - Nine months later, Iron Man was born.
bwmyers18 7 months ago
Can anyone shed some light on the artist/band that covered "You Spin Me Round" during 0:11?
SupahCola 7 months ago
@SupahCola Dead or Alive, I think.
Cracked brought me here.
BeathDeans9 7 months ago 2
0:52 - 0:55 it kind of sounds like Chuck's saying "I am owning marihuana" or at least it sounds like that to me.
andoc 8 months ago 15
andoc 8 months ago
what is this mate?
mlm74799 10 months ago
shit
betonavajas 10 months ago
Chuck Norris points at me and says:
"Im Chuck Norris."
Me: F@%#
Buradori0 11 months ago
which version of You Spin Me Round was it when he was humping?
permexOQ 11 months ago
Im chuck Norris.
Mairorah 11 months ago
lolololol
kimatg 1 year ago
lol
rolflmaoweeee 1 year ago
what the fuck did i just watch LOL
kevinwsitu 1 year ago 35
if they refused to give him the bike,well he will just round house kick them into the lake
morningskybutterfly 1 year ago 2
fantastic plot line
Foolslayer 2 years ago 8
I'm Chuck Norris. Fuck you.
brucewayne79 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can be in two places at once. At 0:37, he shows up behind the kid and humps him, then at 0:43 he shows up to stop himself from humping the kid.
matrixphijr 4 months ago
Chuck Norris disliked this, which means he actually likes it. Because he's Chuck Norris.
matrixphijr 4 months ago
gotta love all the watermarks on the lower right corner from all the bootleggin =D
nice one!
xJohnGx 4 months ago
Chuck Norris fucked your mom. I didn't know she was a TARDIS.
DieAtomik 5 months ago
Chuck Norris prende a calci rotanti una quindicina di ragazzi, uomini, donne e bambini bianchi per dimostrare a sé stesso di non essere xenofobo. :D
brolodalletezze 5 months ago
Chuck Norris can do anything.
He tells them in advance he's Chuck Norris so they have a chance to back down lest they face certain doom.
alexicon89 6 months ago
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alexicon89 6 months ago
how the fuck did i end up watching this
tryriu 6 months ago
I liked the part with Chuck Norris.
jmrwacko 6 months ago
"I'm Chuck Norris *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*":)
Daviticus042 7 months ago
2 persons are not Chuck Norris
SerialKiller1986 7 months ago
"Hey, that's my wife you're having sex with!"
"I'm Chuck Norris!"
"Well in that case please continue."
GoldenCenturion 7 months ago 7
"Hey! That's my bike!"
"It's okay, I'm Chuck Norris."
"Oh, okay then"
Doominatorx6 7 months ago
"I'm Chuck Norris"
No further explanation needed
LittlePikachu 7 months ago
cracked
TheGiantShit 7 months ago 6
@TheGiantShit
Can I have a link?
mathiasjl92 7 months ago
GREATEST. THING. EVER. I'd watch this every day.
penispenispenisballs 7 months ago
:09 - :23 - Nine months later, Iron Man was born.
bwmyers18 7 months ago
Can anyone shed some light on the artist/band that covered "You Spin Me Round" during 0:11?
SupahCola 7 months ago
@SupahCola Dead or Alive, I think.
Daviticus042 7 months ago
Cracked brought me here.
BeathDeans9 7 months ago 2
0:52 - 0:55 it kind of sounds like Chuck's saying "I am owning marihuana" or at least it sounds like that to me.
andoc 8 months ago 15
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andoc 8 months ago
what is this mate?
mlm74799 10 months ago
shit
betonavajas 10 months ago
Chuck Norris points at me and says:
"Im Chuck Norris."
Me: F@%#
Buradori0 11 months ago
which version of You Spin Me Round was it when he was humping?
permexOQ 11 months ago
Im chuck Norris.
Mairorah 11 months ago
lolololol
kimatg 1 year ago
lol
rolflmaoweeee 1 year ago
what the fuck did i just watch LOL
kevinwsitu 1 year ago 35
if they refused to give him the bike,well he will just round house kick them into the lake
morningskybutterfly 1 year ago 2
fantastic plot line
Foolslayer 2 years ago 8