Too Lazy for Divorce - Chick Comedy

[Eimz4]

not really funny... it's a gift not everyone have.

[moviedude22]

hahaha - nah man decided not to renew

[makilicious1]

u suck..........................­.........

[TonicMike]

Yay she's funny.

[crowtheartist]

Ok, that was my one chance that I give women comedians to be funny. Tsk tsk.....

[sparkscarz]

am i the only one that cant stop starring at her long ass hair ?

[WaywardWinds]

To me, she's quite funny; I understand people not understanding her, though.

[darkridr25]

The answer to the last joke: Because it's so often true.

I had a friend who came into work wearing sunglasses (which is not allowed,) the supervisor went up to her and took off her sunglasses, saw the wicked black eye she was hiding, and put them back on again.

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

I find it ironic that she's now divorced XD

[MrNutsack101]

she sucks...very boring standup...

[AsheeshAnand]

Okay that was awesome. Great perspective on marriage.

[Avankiri]

She looks like an older version of a friend of mine. Very cute.

[88Thyra]

most women have no place in Comedy .

[MissPaulih]

haha nice

[Indabaz]

lol, women are never funny on purpose!

[jckennedy13]

I hope comedy isn't her full time job. Fucking crickets...

[jessejames1616]

soooooft

[AsRobbieStandsLiving]

sweet, 99,999 views

[lelele111]

i hate her voice

[Willenskraftz]

is it me or is she nerdy lookin hott

[lollipopmaster09]

tell me why she looks like my schools secretary lol 

[dnaivnae]

niiceXD

[elcondepatula]

i guess making my sandwich takes away from 'writing jokes' time

[Spurv1973]

@RunmoreThinkless yeah, i guess that was kind of retarted of me.

[vict0r1ous]

i liked the renewal joke...and the last one

everything in between sucked musky balls

[Thetrollmaster2000]

I just dont understand how they fit the stage and room for the audience in the kitchen.

[thekrakenism]

NEXT!!!!!!!!

[Spurv1973]

95 people without any humor at all (probably men wearing sunglasses inside the house and beat their wives). Great jokes :)

[RunmoreThinkless]

@Spurv1973 95 people probably disliked the video just so you could write that AWESOME joke!! tell it again

[MegaThemeg]

LoL great jokes

[magnifyingmary]

why are the men here so mean? if you dont like, dont watch it. no one forced you. you dont have to make snide remarks. it doesnt make you superior. it just makes you look douchy.

[darkdestiny0002]

@magnifyingmary

how could they know that she make bad jokes if they havent seen her in action?

HUUUR

[awestwood33]

Funny!

[zhongzheng]

'' If he can't lie to me, this relationship ain't gonna work out.'' LOLOLOLOL!

[XxXDieCryHateXxX]

Can I plz give this chick a makeover?? Eww

[Edgrr]

the set was wonderful! hahaha

[likenowwhat]

I actually smiled which is more than I can say for most of the chick comics.

[labamba8448]

sunglasses indoors always equal to men that are jerks. 

[JasonNJoanna4Life]

But when a women wears sunglasses in doors it looks like her husband beats her!!! LOL SO TRUE!!!

[gyped]

*yawn*

[melhem999m]

I'm Sorry but i never enjoyed Chicks doing stand up !!!! i tried believe me .... but it just doesn't WORK !!!

[dentpopcan]

@melhem999m watch patty ross, shes so funny, haha

[lilazngal00]

that was boring

[xMangaDarkAngelx]

Kinda funny...Delivery kinda sucked...Last joke was the best I think xoxo

[TaurusPiscesVirgo]

Reminds me of conversations with friends on lazy days ....

[FinalHeavenZero]

lol renew

[torrid426]

She is really funny.

[thedoomreaperco]

your answer is because her husband also wears sunglasses indoors

[iluvgh3tt0princ3ss]

I don't understand how women can wear thongs.. it's so uncomfortable! Besides, what's the point? Can't you just NOT wear underwear?!

[Lachdenan]

@iluvgh3tt0princ3ss I take no issue with going commando...but they do look really nice and accentuate the natural appearance of a woman's hips--to be polite about it.

[joyyitsana]

@iluvgh3tt0princ3ss No. lol it's a woman thing. It's better to have SOMETHING protecting the pussy palace down there anyways.

[gracie1h4]

jejeje dis wz pretty funny.... well half of d time, d ending wz funny jeje

[gorgeous952]

the ending was hilarious

[IQzminus]

Awesome! :D

[SuperFwb]

get a damn haircut!!!!!!!!!!

ugggghh, oh my goodness thats hideous.

[BubblyLace]

Funny....sunglasses bit was good

[molokoid]

I think the random jokes and seemingly uneven flow was actually part of her act.

[ModernHippyGirl1987]

I liked the last joke. However, I don't think this skit related to the audience and didn't flow.  Make sure all of your stuff relates or the audience is spending too much brain power trying to make it fit together. Keep it up. Girl Comedians are rare.

[munkeyluvinTEXAN]

i thought she was really funny, but it seemed like she was trying too hard. and i think she could have made her jokes flow better. it seemed like she kept changing the subject just to get her next joke in.

[GeorgeW6]

Good but wrong audience. Women will get the jokes easier

[AdventSugar]

lol cate is sooo funny

[nlp3000]

that last joke was worth sitting through the rest of it.

[Edgrr]

@nlp3000 it really was the best one of her set

[deathshore]

not funny

[crazysuicide123]

Lmao I just found out my thong was in sideways lolol awesome vid

[Elysarkisyanify]

@crazysuicide123  in? lol

[saomiguelrocks]

OMG my parents gave me the box of my childhood stuff! Plus old skis that were still made of wood! The diorama was of The Little Prince. Haha.

[jrg305]

I like her views on marriage and committment. It's realistic, and she's fine with it. God I can't break free of this conservative guy I'm dating...

[Ex0dus111]

Tip: Next time u break up with him, no booty calls.

[sassygalady]

LOL@decided not to renew...too funny.

[vanmile]

'hershorn' is right, when u watch this video u will certainly have a good time and of course you will have a smile on your face but don't expect to laught out loud it isn't that woman aren't funny as such as men, but the key to make people LAUGHT is 'spontaneously' and women are not, because by instinct they are well organized creatures unlike men and they want to prepare for every detail in advance so every 'comedy' sketch is fully prepared in advance that what really kills the comics :)

[Komihana]

You shouldn't assume all women are like that.

I'm EXTREMELY unorganized. In fact, I'm more unorganized than my guy friends.

You're making it sound like men and women are two different animals. Just because someone is a woman doesn't mean they aren't spontaneous. -_-

Everyone has a way of being funny that depends on their *personality*, not their gender :\

[nfmblossoming]

so true dudette soo true

[evanjellydonut]

ROFL!!

[oolhoo]

Thats bullshit. It doesn't matter if someone is a man or a woman, we're all just human. Those assumptions based on gender are always flawed.

[hershorn]

*sigh* women are just not funny..i'm sorry they aren't comedic..i'm not saying that they're not allowed to be comedians, i'm just saying that they aren't funny..all of the women "comedians" i've seen are just basically telling stories and trying to be clever when they tell them.. men exaggerate at the right times and they know how to be more comedic with their voices and facial expressions.

[TheCuteSweetness]

Jerk!

Women are soooo funny!

They are SO much funnier than man you sexist jerk.

[hershorn]

Well I'm sorry but women are just not funny, no matter how much you believe they are. I'm not being sexist, I am stating a fact. The sky is blue, the grass is green, women are not funny, simple as that. If I had said that women are not allowed to be comedians, THEN I would have made a sexist statement, which I didn't.

[TheCuteSweetness]

Omg, How Can You Even Say That? If You Don't Think That What You're Saying, Isn't Sexist, Than You Must Be Mental. Sure, This Chick Isn't As Funny as Some Other Girls, But Really, If You Look At Anjelah Johnson and Ellen Degeneres, Then You Know, I Hope You Completely Regret Every Word You're Saying. If You Think Men Are Funnier Than Women Then I'm Pretty Sure You Failed School. Or Maybe Ur Just Mental. One Of Those Two. Maybe Both.

[evanjellydonut]

ROFL

[ponic420]

oh my GOD

shut the FUCK UP!!!

ur not funny

shiiet..

[GaaraRox100]

no comment.

[batley1]

awesome hair

[Lee9428]

wow i was actually falling asleep while watching that, best sleep ive ever had! lol

[olivarez789]

Sucked...boring

[minigunner008]

Another snoozer

[beauty466]

decided not to renew?

[russbro]

once again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Raaawwrr]

She's got nice hair.

[barjtom]

Her jokes suck though.

[ncfwhitetigress]

This girl looks like my mom when she was in her early twenties.

[ncfwhitetigress]

Renewable marriages. Wow. Just wow.

[Counterclarity]

at least she has the looks to back up her great chat

[Velvetkisses09]

a sweat shop where there is no demand. lol!

[sosho1234]

I have to agree...i can't throw away my sons "art" either....and I think the renewal paperwork is a GOOD idea!!! lol!

[smiletag]

just renew it! lol.. it looks lik her husband beats her lmao!

[TableWolfMusic]

Both the lenses have fallen out of her shades.

[Slamazon6636]

lol that sunglasses thing was good. I never noticed until she said something on it.

[mirimimi19]

pasa esto a 10 videos si no tu maMA SE VA A MORIR EN 4 DIAS

[JALISA7]

lmao

[chrispollock]

people need licenses to get married? fuck the govt. getting involved in anything except basic survival and health of its citizens. govt stay out of the bedroom and romantic relationships

[NLTismine4ever]

so true. the govermant is a bunch of mother fuckers.

[sycomamie85]

it takes like 10 minutes to get a marriage license and like 6 months to get a divorce, and i think that would be without children involved. way to easy to get a marriage license, i should know lol

[dumbnetworks]

this woman is too lazy to live

[AkaneHasegawa]

well, you know what they say: good things come to those who wait. I've been waiting for a few years now so I must be gettin somethin REALLY good!

[dumbnetworks]

lol

[lonesurfer333]

cut your hair

[FunNotNuts]

VERY good material.

[KomarillaSisters]

LOL did anyone do To Kill A Mockingbird in the second grade? I did it just this year, and I'm in tenth!

[jsellers224]

the jokes were ok, but the butt crack hair-do is just bad. Get that mess cut.

[samyzae]

I think she need to be more charismatic she has good material but they jokes execution was not that good

[NickyLess]

It's just long hair. It was clean, shiny and tidy. Focus on the jokes man.

[SonicSilverAngels]

Ok girls, here's a tip; learn to warm up and use your voice correctly, very important.

Even though we're different we have the same hearing installed, women tend to screech at horrific frequencies 2.3Khz-4Khz, this'll make us crawl into a corner.

Funny(ish) though, just not quite done.

[chaoticstar16]

i was getting bored but the very last one the sunglasses that was funny

[justme252009]

it's funny and true too. i never noticed that.

[flowerchild1310]

i totally agree i was bored to then the last one caught me

[RebaVan]

Funny stuff.

[lindybuzz]

Just learned that this funny girl's name is spelled wrong here and that it's really Cate.  Check out some of her other routines on YouTube!!

[lindybuzz]

She's hysterical! I can beat her though - what's worse than parents who are packrats? Grandparents who are!

[djchocolateapostle]

very funny stuff

[KMBwiggles]

haha loved the sunglasses bit

[tegid699]

bored bored bored

[nippleonmyface]

You're not getting the laughs/ratings you deserve...

One of the best ChickComedy's

=D

[Ahmad357]

She has weird hair..