Master Chief Theater 3000 - Episode 3

[GhostPlanetFilms]

Guilty Spark disliked this.

[TheHumanspartan]

i am... IRON MAN. Funniest thing ever

[Endnezz]

i cant find the remote... well keep looking!!

[101Swiftflick]

I just finished watching "one life remaining" before this, pretty much the only reason this show seems funny right now is because I'm trying wind down.

[LizburnBaii]

To war...

Ma'am that's not on the map

[Ryloth123321]

3.10 Hot woman says: "We are about to get hit!"

Why didnt they comment that one? Too perverted?

[12Djmonkey]

to the creator of this series: cool good job man

[ARCblooper]

Where should they go?

To he'll?

[Atsciren]

Who uses myspace anymore?

[jayheich]

is it me or does the halo 3 miranda lok like a man

[Samis360pro]

thumbs up if u think this needs subtitles

[3000arbiter]

hahaha

[111alien111]

u 3 are most defo virginz , u jus proved amaricanz are weird as fuck

[Luminardias]

@111alien111

>implying people who make machinima are virgins

>implying that where you are from does not have "weird" people.

[TheMoronLabs15]

@111alien111 You're using Zs for Ss, and WE'RE weird?

[BananaNinja96]

@111alien111 All your stupid R belong to us!

[111alien111]

@BananaNinja96

we made your country so fuck you (:

[goldfishlover1]

@111alien111 so your one of those british fucktards, and that changing letters with numbers and different letters make you cool...ya come talk to me when you get a life asshole.

[MetroidMan95]

Miranda sounds like a tranny

[54321234512345]

haha "lets know if you know the secret handshake"

[AceOfHearts65]

did u get s girl to play the chick or did u just use a voice modifyer

[Arceus225]

i think they should of said "in the nuts" when the chick said "were gonna get hit"

[anealpha]

2:59 is funny!

[iiZet]

@anealpha So is 10:34

[fredricktheman]

HAHHAAHAHHA XD I am IRON MAN!

[halofan38]

XD hahahahah lololoo rofl its soo funny to laugh a little bit more

[Shadow54548]

I am IRON MAN!

[AmericanPoliceState]

"Maam where should they go?" "To war" well..could you, be more specific? Anything? Like outside? down the road? To hell? anything?! jeez were at war with an alien race we dont need more drama.

[Zherahnos]

Where'd you find him?

On the crapper Napping, out back

lol

[MichaelArnett1]

This is so fuckin funny i almost wet my self

[xZenetothx]

hahahaha! "Ironman..." made me laugh

[buddies45]

Sorry for the tight squeeze

Thats what she-

stop it

Tell commander the ace is in the hole

Thats what she-

STOP IT MAN! LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL

[unbidzolo]

they should of been "good news commander keys?" "good as it gets sir." miranda- we found atlantis

[penguinslayer117]

humanity

*dramaticpause*

the covenant

*another dramtic pause*

[italyfan617]

"Green"

That's an emotion now?

I literally loled

[mariorulez12]

2:07 i thought he said "i only have a handfull of shits" LOL

[SOCKS3Y]

On the craper,xD Did you catch that in the vid?

[BTingles1]

"Where should they go?"

"To war."

Lamest. Line. Ever. Of all time.

[xyphelious]

truth: I. AM

all: IRON MAN

[viperking12387]

to war

says who?

haha

[DDxANBU]

i am iron "mann"

[DivaSara]

Where should they go?

To Hell?

TO WAR

FUCKING EPIC!!!!

[spartan5536]

whered you find him? on the krapper!! I'll bet!!  ROLF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[stardust113ify]

Okay dont let anyone through here, not anyone.. ughh! Damn it damn it damn it..

[ninjaspirit7]

"Green"

Is that a emotion??

[jazzd1234]

"I,am,IRON MAN" LOL

[g4dv503]

lol 2:58-3:00 i am iron man lololololololollolololol

[XMEATWADXx]

@g4dv503 damn ur comment is still highest rated after 1 year

[sexybody42500]

my favorite joke was the hell joke

[jens3692]

"where should they go" "to hell?" ahh so genious^^

[jfitz06]

Green? Is that an emotion now? lool

[Redghost124]

lulz

i love watching these

[perfnissanguy]

i am IRON MAN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

[machinimaful]

hay john can i be part of the machimaima crew ppppppppppppplllllllllllzzzzzz­z

[RisingPro321]

I cant find the remote

Keep looking!

[bugstung]

iv only seen 3 and i like it.

[doomcoda57]

Lord Hood! come on u could of done summtin with that lol

[imapownall]

tbh bungie failed the looks of Truth and Johnson in H3 but still a great game

[thrasher829]

Lmfao,

I am.. Iron Man. LOL

[imapownall]

keep spammin 3:00

[bbj73194]

humanity

dramatic pause

the covenant

another dramtic pause

[Arname63]

A Lot of injured people...

[artemaus10]

where should they go?

TO HELL?

TO WAR! SAYYS WHO!!!

[Whatyousay12]

*whisper* "i cant find the remote"

*whisper* "keep looking..."

[krumpking0]

i am IRON MAN!

LOL EPIC FUNNY! XD

[FuzzyK18]

where the hell does he keep getting all these cigars

[ownerloll]

from hes ass lol

[GenralMajors]

All UNSC officers get them, one for every kill. I guess Johnson must get a lot of kills.

[Mickymoo551]

maranda doesnt sound like a boy but in this she does

[ipodxdude]

i am

R:ironman

[Phatal1011]

ah, i said no ketchup...

[oliverbinns]

er I said NO ketchup!

[kalani9000]

"hey! mister DJ!"

lol

[caboose176545]

"I am their insrument"

-I think he just demotes himself there, oh yay im being used!

[TEKNOdragon]

to war? thats not exactly a fucking destination bitch. WHERE

[Sennenryu1]

Well, Hell was suggested, and they say war is Hell, so she must have taken them up on their suggestion.

[EMGPJt]

iron man dnnna dnna iiirrron man dnnna dnna iiirrrrnonnnmnannnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnn

[Zant5976]

iiiironmaaan!

[CPOMendez117]

lol!

IRONMAN XD

[xXSteelPillowxX]

IRon MAN!!!!

[Blacky2000x]

-to war

-says who xDDDDDDDDd

[Geardudez]

Where should they?

to hell?

[Titmut2]

"I am--"

"IRON MAN!!!"

[ilikepie12132]

"I can't find the remote."

"Well keep looking."

XD

[SlinkaSlink]

These keep getting better :)

[lassi00111]

to war. SAYS WHO?

[Pwa08]

Bet the Host Wicked LAN Partys

[smikesmike05]

aww did John pay the bill? XD

[BeerForDummies]

"I AM--"

"Iron Man!"

[krokodil1234567]

keep zooming, keep zooming, keep zoo STOP!

nice vids :D

[killerbumble]

"i am- IRON MAN!!

[heas4300]

"Humanity"

"Dramatic Pause"

"The Covenent"

"another Dramatic Pause"

[073172854]

i cant watch this video

anyone want to chat K1

[vietboy41135]

i am... Iron man LOOOL

[kittenofbleach]

To hell! -Cock- To war. -Random pause- Says who?

XD.

[fishy259]

you guys are soo ****** funny

[LordVurtax]

"Dude if i was gay, I turn straight just to get some of that"

"You do know I'm right here"

"Does that mean yes?"

"What?"

"Down boy!"

[giddy954]

its a cigar dumbass

[spartan0megawar]

i bet johnson smokes weed when he was young, because in campain he smokes that cegerite every time you look at him, its like its stuck to his mouth.

[Mindless2164]

What does that have to do with weed?

[masterducky1]

Why couldn't it be weed. its better.

[Darknessfanboy9]

where should they go?

"to hell?"

"to war"

"says who?"

[Megaman1218]

"I am"- "IRON MAN!"

[LordVurtax]

lolol

[edstercw]

I'd about to get hit it.

[titancsweet]

i love this one becaus its cool

[dontwant2work]

green? is that a mood now?

[cavebigmac]

si dude

[DemonicFireFly117]

green is a military term for "fresh" or "ready"

[24sizehoofupyourass]

yeah that was the joke

[omegadude324]

or NOOB

[ps3deity]

when that guy said ma'am lord hood or sumtin he sounded like goerge bush

[CRAZYxDAFTxPUNK]

man, these are funny!

roflcopter, just 4 u!

[Stevenhiggles]

I found a new fav. halo series :D

[kriegervonsasuke]

where should they go?to hell LOL

[shamaleema]

"I, Am, - IRON MAN!"

[Giflar]

Haha lol the best xD

[fredfan117]

lololol l ove this i gonna watch these all the way throgh

[skitzless]

power goes out "did u pay the bill john" LMAO this writer is a genius

[DamuEmran]

rally point to hell

lol

[Chelski130]

"No I said i wanted ketchup with that.."

[LondonWaspsFTW]

i..am...IRONMAN

[curbsidehighrocks]

That's what she said. LOL

[tastychainsaws]

Am I the only one who noticed that Miranda never answers questions correctly? "Does he always mention me?" No answer. "Where should they go?" To war.

Not a real answer.

[skitzless]

the first one was sorta retoricle, but i agree with the second one, to war wtf is that?

[tldragonking]

then you are 5 years younger then us.

[colt45skeeter]

i am "ironman"

[GAGFEST2000]

lol who was the third pearson this time?

[Nickonick8]

Miranda

[GAGFEST2000]

o rlly? O.O u mean keys? lol i miss the old keys T^T

[SkyBlueCivic]

I think it's Miranda...

[IJamesBarber]

maybe she pulled the pistol out of her ass

[BuckeyeTheFatCat]

r u 21? let me c sum ID LOL

[mattz456]

prophet of truth looks like a giant va-roo-ca!

[BornHalo]

"where did u find him"

"on the crapper"

rofl

[killjoy091]

after that it said

"where did u find him"

"on the crapper"

"out back sleepin"

[dipsetab]

if i was gay i would go starght just to get some of that im right here is that a yes for wat ummm whoa down boy lmao XD

[sargecaboosegriftex]

"whoa down boy!" lolololololol

[KiraMakai]

'I am -'

'IORNAMN!'

XD

[Spankdamonkey117]

Iron Man!!! LOL

[DaventryCobbler]

killer facial hair lol

[SanguisDiabolus]

"Hey Mr. DJ..!"

Lol...

[MilesDude32]

"To hell?"

Favorite line.

[reaper53x]

lol "uh no i said no ketchup"

[halofreak645]

i am iron man

[Ryanh856]

"I can't find the remote...(whispers) keep looking" LOL

[YouWarhammer]

I AM IRON MAN!!!!

[tehSuperJedi]

They should have called Lord Hood 'Mr. Raisin Bran', it would have been funnier.

[PatriarchAuris]

lol if i was gay i would totally go straight to get a piece of that..

look at her in the beginning of crows nest she is cock eyed

[iruleyourock]

lol wered u find him..on the crapper

[micah9639]

I think Keyes's "to war" line was really cheesy

[ijrob31]

sorry i tried but its not quite that funny

[tehSuperJedi]

The last 2 minutes are funny. "line?" and the iron man thing were funny. Same with the to war

[gaddy253]

get the wounded out of here...WHERE??.....HELL...haha

[halo10034]

i thought the "to war" part was a cheesy line by bungie.

[spardan]

You should have said at the end

But seriously where do we go

[Masterchiefforever]

oh srry

[TeamKennyWang]

ROFL "dramatic pause" another "dramatic pause

[halofreak645]

i am iron man lol

[correip]

miranda's voice is just brutal

I don't care what it sounds like but just get a girl/pre-pubescent boy to do it.

sorry, i forgot, you did the latter one

[BassPlayerTrav]

"if i was gay i would totally go straight to tap that"

"im sitting right by you"

"is that a yes?"

[KhmerDubbed]

funny how its a guy playing as Miranda... XD Or is it?

[pwnity]

... chain letters fake man

[diskchrisco]

sorry for the tight squeeze-- thats what---STOP

tell the camander her ace is in the hole-- thats what-- STOP IT MAN geez

OH down boy

ayyy mr DJ

GREEN? is that an emotion now?

no, no ketchup plz

[three00andone]

emergency generators now "would it kill you to say please"

lol

[MaximumRocker30]

"where did you find him?" "on the crapper"

LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHA

[dm71wtf]

What movie is this?

[Capz541]

...............its a cutscene from halo 3 X|

[Cup0fNoodles333]

What's your status.

Green, sir

(Is that an emotion now?)

XD roflmao

[HellToaster]

"i am" "IRON MAN"

[jtmathlover]

I still think the 1st one's the best 4ever!

[wiitard233]

squad leaders requset a rally point where should they go TO HELL lololololollolo

[icey090]

john did you pay the bill?

[josiepussy]

"maam, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. where shud they go?"

"to hell."

i pissed miself laffing at that!