Planet Of The Apes - "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

[mewtoo007]

Probably not the best thing to say to ape law enforcement in an ape city.

[haloprime360]

Famous line.

[ROOKI3LINKX]

I can't help but feel that the line is out of place and should've been put at a different part of the movie. Like if he was out of the net and said it, it would've probably been better in terms of placement, but that's just my opinion.

[beatleman98]

Caesar: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

[111matterman]

Blue Eyes...

[MrJustinArt]

internet classic! xD

[Classified005]

NOOOOOOO!!!

[elm1230]

@Classified005 LMAO!!!

[TNAStingFan2008]

That was a classic, powerful season. Charleton Heston was so good! Planet of the Apes is still a classic franchise to this day. I love this movie!

[Recon0003]

I love how he says it, classic.

[MegatronPrime321]

NOOO!

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

LOOKS LIKE A WHITE COP CAUGHT IN DETROIT

[Raford146]

Shit just got real.

[qxoc]

I love that the new planet of the apes combined with the sequel.. and how they got lost in space! AWESOME

[wiseye61]

NO!

[Hootowl54]

Top quote heard at airport screening!

[SuperSpanishChicken]

He can talk!

[TheMedievalMan]

This is a symbolic for when Americans finally have had enough of Barrack and Michelle Obama...

[Jumpybeaver]

@TheMedievalMan Get your stinking paws out of my pockets. You damn dirty apes!

[TheMedievalMan]

@Jumpybeaver Get your stinking paws off my paycheck, my pockets, my bank account, my property, my health care, my Bible and my guns you damn dirty apes!

[Jumpybeaver]

@TheMedievalMan LOL! good one. I could name a lot more too.

[Velocity9s]

What if Cecil.B.DeMill ran the production of both 'Planet' AND 'The 10 Commandments'??? "Let MY People Go You Dirty Stinking Apes!"

[RonSafreed]

We are not evolving from the apes, we are devolving back to the apes-LOL

[shizzleman8]

@RonSafreed I sure hope so. Animals have a much lower incident of suicide. When they lose their will to live they just stop hunting/eating. It's very apparent.

I figured out why when you leave for 1 1/2 hours to get a bite then when you come back your dogs act like you've been away for much longer, they're so happy to see you. It's been 7 times as long for them. I got a big Giant German Shepherd Rascal and a Pyrenean Mastiff. Usually they greet me every morning. Where the hell are they?

[shizzleman8]

@RonSafreed I sure hope so. Animals have a much lower incident of suicide. When they lose their will to live they just stop hunting/eating. It's very apparent.

I figured out why when you leave for 1 1/2 hours to get a bite then when you come back your dogs act like you've been away for much longer, they're so happy to see you. It's been 7 times as long for them. I got a big Giant German Shepherd Rascal and a Pyrenean Mastiff. Usually they greet me every morning. Where the hell are they?

[demJem09]

0:25 - Que duck face.

[Zeppelinguy666]

tom felton really did slaughter this line though

[Farisarab1]

i hate apes after waching this move one day i will hunt them for fun

[peterahjorter]

Maybe Charlton Heston also would say this to the police if he ever got arrested :-D

[nycdweller]

Best line in the movie!!

[rickman1945]

Buuuuurn!

[gmoney66]

This line, and the "Madhouse" line, felt so forced in "Rise".

[gibbi8]

I want a second opinion

Your also lazy

[gibbi8]

I want a second opinion

Your also lazy

[megasearch3]

ah planet of the apes how... um no words can describe this...

[mierpaul]

The quote from this scene is what my wife said to me on our wedding night.

[MrJamaicanGyallis]

@mierpaul WINNING LOOLLZ Thats good stuff i cant wait to say it to somebody soon lollz

[MarzParty42]

That line is the cliche of all Planet of the Ape films.

[nardcalls]

lollllllllllll 0:24

[chichowero]

what a classic

[ThePooeater2]

It's pronounced diddy.

[vasili6666]

Help me Dr. Seuss!

[ltotheucasltotheucas]

Malfoid did it better

[degree7]

@ltotheucasltotheucas

Troll

[tomyazvids]

Nancy Walker at :28

[paul82587]

If you set Charles Heston free, it will be the end of all of us! Nnoooo!

[the8rulos1]

i would say get ur fucking  hands off me u son of a bitch

[streetstylemagic]

he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[TheDqishere]

@streetstylemagic I'm not the brightest person in the world but did you make that up or is it from something.

[SmurfTheCool]

The 2011 Scene was Way More Powerful. I got chills

[Beeevaaa]

@SmurfTheCool but this is a classic

[nozcr]

OH MY GOD! The city is made of foam rubber and fiberglass! (thought I was going to put down "he can talk", didn't you?)

[CEOkiller]

Perfect line to say to a TSA groper...

[artemis90011]

0:25 OMG FACE!!!

[kingGrimmjow95]

OF COURSE YOU CAN!

[Camcrazy50]

@kingGrimmjow95 WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE *plays piano*

[TheEDBShow]

NOOOO!!!!

[ThatHatMan]

NOOOOO!!!!

*facepunch*

[baskbply]

Those apes were like NO THAT NIGGA DIDN'T

[MrQualityGuaranteed]

NOOOOOO!!!!! *epic silence

[alucardnolifeking222]

@ :26 the look on that face is priceless!!

[NoNSENCEification]

omg omg omg omg... i love this :)

[1tacoman17]

Original Movie: The person can talk!

Prequel: The ape can talk!

[BstFrndDominiQ]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!... Humans can talk? Since when?

[MijRazok]

"AAAAhhhhhhhh" said Ralph Garmin

[thelufactor]

I didn't know all those apes were TSA agents...

[7Jubal7]

Caesar: "No!"

[Jakethegravylover]

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius ... Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius ... Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius .. ooooooo Dr. Zaius!

[Nezluv123]

This was pretty funny

[SourStrawberrys]

Lol his face when he says it. priceless

[piplup2009]

amazingly a 2 letter word has beaten a famous quote from a lot of years ago

[ShredderJr87]

"NO!!!"

[triforceman12]

When I was watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes yesterday, I freaked out when Tom Felton said the same line.

[Kritickos]

i would have said "take your damn dirty stinking filthy nasty full of slim just came from the bathroom haven't wash your hand off me you damn dirty ape."

[Jmaster677]

@Kritickos omg lol im crying

[puppeiluv826]

not NEARLY as awesome as when Caesar spoke in Rise of the Planet of the Apes!!!!

[OMEGON312p255p99]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Wacko982]

"Take your paws off me you damn dirty ape! *Dramatic Prairie Dog Music*

lol I love this movie!

[xxlamaxx1]

wtf is this "he can talk he can talk I can sing" ?

[rLeev505]

@xxlamaxx1 i'm pretty sure its from the Simpsons

[xxlamaxx1]

@rLeev505 Well that just annoys me even more because I'm a huge Simpson fan and I watched every episode online when I had the flu, and now I can't even get a reference from the show. Damnit.

[shamwoww]

@xxlamaxx1 someone doesnt have classic scene reference from the Simpsons....

[xxlamaxx1]

@shamwoww I just found out what episode this is from. I've seen it a bunch of times and that scene never came up. The station I watched it on must have cut it out for some stupid reason.

[purplehaze216]

Raw footage from Africa

[MrCopyrighted]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

[ontariobuds]

This is parts of Africa on a good day

[Parstices]

Lol that face.

[journeymanX]

andy serkis brought me here

[markust1994]

again, why can the monkeys speak?

[xxlamaxx1]

@markust1994 Watch "Rise of the Planet of the Apes". It explains a lot.

[wifday]

this gets sayed in the new planet of the apes and its brilliant when the ape speaks for the first time and shouts NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[eternaldestiny777]

where are all the gay apes? this movie doesn't stay true to the evolutionary concept. I guess even apes know they have to procreate!

[kokaly15]

Malfoy: Take your hands off of me you dirty ape!!!!!

Ceaser: NOOOOOOO!!!!

[SkillCraneTube]

@kokaly15 now that was the BEST Part of the movie :D, everyones reaction in the theater was priceless, they all said "OH SHIT" "OH FUCK" "OH BOY" "OH SHIT YOU FUCKED BOY" XD

[gigan55]

@kokaly15 hahaha that was awsome there was this girl in the theatre who yelled oh sh!t me and my dad cracked up i love that movie

[DynamoTiernan]

@kokaly15 I like how no-one calls him anything else other than Malfoy XD

[juki009]

@kokaly15 For letting lose apes that have genetically enhanced thinking capabilities and thus bringing the the beginning of the end of the word, 50 Points from Slytherin, Mr. Malfoy!

[ts2101]

@juki009 Bird is the word!

[kaliastro]

@kokaly15

I laughed at that bit

[tried12usernames]

@kokaly15 dammit i came here to post exactly that part of the movie...

[TheAwesomeBomb]

@kokaly15 damn dirty muggle*

[Keruaran]

@kokaly15

Yes Caesar says, "NOOOOO!!!!", and then says, "THAT WAS LAAAAME! WHO PUT THIS IN THE SCRIPT?!" ;) (jk I loved the movie).

[MrShutUppp]

@kokaly15 thanks for spoiling the new film for me you cunt

[kokaly15]

@MrShutUppp No problem :)

[MrShutUppp]

@kokaly15 you fat fucking faggot cunt. I'll fucking tear your moms arsehole

[kokaly15]

@MrShutUppp Sounds good..

[TheEvilCrew]

@MrShutUppp Your mom sucks 2 dicks

[standhd]

@MrShutUppp Why don't you ask CEASER to fuck your mama?????????.....look MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!!DON'T COME ON TO YOU TUBE AND NOOOOOTTT EXPECT SPOOIILEERRS FROM THE MOVIE YOU FUCKED UP FUBAR IDIOT!!!!

[MrShutUppp]

@standhd you are for sure the most dumb person i have ever came across. Dont write a spoiler on a video which has nothing to do with that movie you virgin fag

[standhd]

@MrShutUppp No I aint....look in da mirror....You are a stupid loser....deal with it. When your balls drop, and you FINALLY become a MAN get back with the world.

ANNDDD.....MRSHUTUppp...what a fucking name.....SHUT....DA....FUCK .....UP....!!!!!! BITCH!!!!

[MrShutUppp]

@standhd omg you're so stupid I have lost braincells just reading your comment. 'da' wtf is that? Are you mentally retarded?

[TheWriter518]

@kokaly15 I just saw the new movie today. I practically fell out of my seat at that scene!

[tuber52]

@kokaly15 you spelled Caesar wrong -.-

[themousemaster]

@kokaly15 LOL i'm not the only one who picked up on that XD

i was like "he looks familiar"

[canudigit97]

ceaser is home :)

[lmorton575]

I wasnt sure about CGI Apes but just watched the new film and i gotta say i was proved wrong. Its actually amazing. Go see it.

[8645538213]

Epic

[Jokerkilla44]

NOOOOO

[YellowLemonRedApple]

awww shit

[Joecbg100]

NNNNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Caesar, 2011.

[1JOHNBOY213]

CHARLTON HESTON GOT MAD TODAY WHEN A BLACK FAN REACHED OUT TO SHAKE HIS HAND, MR HESTON REPLIED "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!" HAHA

[SkillCraneTube]

@1JOHNBOY213 hey man the guys dead, its not funny jokingly makin him seem like a racist

[danman807]

i think itd be sexy to fuck one of those apes.

a female of course, pervert.

[Myhairisnotforsale]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluestriker4444]

I just came :)

[collegefootballrulez]

when i saw this when i was 7 i loled so hard

[TwistedMetalVideos]

2 people are damn dirty apes.

[TheAH67]

listen to the sound of that line....yikes

[PabloMGP]

This movie is so fucking Epic.

Epic, story, Epic lead, Epic lines, Epic Ending,

1000 years from now they're gonna be watching this in history class

[icemaniiscott]

@PabloMGP But when they are watching it in History class, it will be under the section on current events ;)

[rickman1945]

OOooohh snap.

[Camcrazy50]

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSP* He CAN talk! He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk,

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNG

[E115woods14]

@Camcrazy50 lol that was from simpsons

[Jfaiola]

@Camcrazy50 do me a favor. PLEASE tell me what movie or show thats from. i used to know but now i cant remember :(

[Camcrazy50]

@Jfaiola Of course! Its from the simpsons :) Just type in "the simpsons planet of the apes" ENJOY!

[kingGrimmjow95]

@Camcrazy50 DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS.......DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS.......DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS oooooooooooo DOCTOR ZAIUS!!!

[Camcrazy50]

@kingGrimmjow95 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!

[kingGrimmjow95]

@Camcrazy50 I THINK YOUR CRAZY

[Camcrazy50]

@kingGrimmjow95 WANT A SECOND OPINION

[kingGrimmjow95]

@Camcrazy50 YOUR ALSO LAZY

[Camcrazy50]

@kingGrimmjow95 DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS.......DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS.......DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS oooooooooooo DOCTOR ZAIUS!!! DOCTOR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS

CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE?!

[nozcr]

@Camcrazy50 Rock me Dr. Zaius!

[RogueAllianceBrawl]

It's like the equivalent of an ape talking to us now.

Aka rise of the planet of the apes

[hurricanesofhell]

@RogueAllianceBrawl If apes were intelligent and could talk i wouldn't bother them.. and at zoo's a zoo keeper guy would be like "Okay time to eat" to a orangutan and then it attacks him and picks up a automatic rifle and says "you eat it" in that time i guess it'd be best to not say d*mn dirty ape.. :(

[DeathFromAbove581]

AAAAAAAAHHH!!

[exumatheobeahman]

"Take your stinkin'  paws off of me you damn dirty ape"...

Today it is still spoken, on a daily basis, in all parts of the world.

(especially on subway trains in New York)

[itsakr3wthing]

this was when EPIC meant EPIC! listen to that music!

[Linker150]

@StrikeEagel007 HAHAHAH HELL YEAH. Fucking nigger apes.

[MGSFan22]

@Linker150 Hee hee, you said nigger, hee hee.

[OmerK]

@StrikeEagel007 Dipshit

[Noobssuckass300]

@StrikeEagel007 this comment made me lol.

[Lrdvltr]

These are chimps (black men) not apes!

[itinkgirlzhot12]

hmmm so thats wer tht line came from

[OldBenFranklin]

This is what we all need to say to the sleaze bag TSA creeps at our airports!



[danning1]

God wouldn't it be something else if someday a chimpanzee or an ape in the zoo started talking to the crowd!

[MJRiley878]

@danning1 i bet they can .....just don't want humans to know...lol

[Armyof1993]

@MJRiley878 awww hell, they can already make and use spears in the wild.

[TheByrdWhoLovesRock]

They're all like, "Oh no he didn't!"

[MultiGreenwood]

epic simply

[Uprising771]

so this is why heston was in favor of carrying a firearm...

[pepjrp]

No person has ever evolved from apes.

[mermaidlovermermaid]

best line ever one of the best movies ever :D

[sonaliegh]

This line never gets old. It OWNS 40 plus years later...IT STILL OWNS!!!

[WRK004]

This one line > all of the so called Hollywood blockbusters over the last 10 years. Avatar included.

[NYer79]

shit...it talks!!

[jsteffey88]

Long live Charlton Heston

[Clonetrooperkev]

Wow, lines like that drive me fucking bananas

[justiceleague3000]

They should have "busted a cap in his ass."

[aminoacid1648856]

Oh he is so screwed