Alan Cousteau

[SubtitlesInc]

saturday night when out there, daylight?

[mixaGr0baR]

ooh u are cutting it close.....

[lioubinos99]

John Slaysss!!!!!

[yellowgreenbeel]

I got no good answer lol i love it

[thecuriosLEO]

''Oh look , there goes a giant squid' '^^haha

[syfool]

I return to the deep !

[sammfilek088]

"what are you doing?" "...um.... i got no good answer." haha

[einhards]

Chelsea "have u seen him' loling

[DaRkNess1400]

hey look he says it's saturday NIGHT , and you can see through the door it's actually DAY time :D

[Mrnicklaz]

@DaRkNess1400 Nice observation, but what if it's in the middle of the summer and it's 18:30 in the evening, then it's technically night but still pretty bright :D

[Mrnicklaz]

This scene is pure orgas...... I mean beautiful and really good comic... :D!

[AlexisLegos]

I laughed so hard I cried for about 10 minutes ..

[gameguy20100]

this scene proves people will do ANYTHING for money

[20trucidar]

oh lf l had a rolex l'd get so proud

not like this but l'd use it even in home

[jimsuerd2x2]

i think thats more awkward than find him masturbating or something---

[bolch88bb8]

"uhm...i got no good answer"

what a legend :)

[MehdiGlz]

This scene is sooooo great!! Who's alan cousteau anyways?

[jeihot]

@MehdiGlz If you don't know, you should not understand this scene! Google Jacques Cousteau

[WintersEndOfficial]

hilaroussssssssss

[2an3kj4u]

jon is a hell of an actor!

[Dreamer5957]

I should get a Rolex like Alan's and say "Hello I am Alan Harper

[championofcathay]

zere goes a giant squeed.

[TeagueSan]

And yet... My rolex is keeping perfect time.

[Lissytadance]

Alo... I'm Alan Cousteau :D

[blackrose435]

i love this scene. this show is just awesome.

[Raptros01]

"Oh look...there goes a giant squid" I laughed so hard.

[LSA2013]

@Raptros01 then he just rips his hand out of the water the moment chelsea talks to him

[Raptros01]

@LSA2013 Best ever :D

[rikafurudesan]

i love this ep

[Jaydz619]

I wish there were alternative scenes of this as extras, would be hilarious to see what else they could come up with.

[TrialFireWork]

This is the best serie of all time! OMG

Jon Cryer make me shit my laugh...

anyway

'i return to the deep'



[jason101588]

2 people are all alone on a Saturday night.

[Apollozor]

@jason101588 because of this comment i would actually dislike the video.playing with a rolex doesn't sound that bad (:

[Jacku21]

alan cousteau voice: ohh you are cutting it close..he really needs a girlfriend :)

[HigherPower2010]

hahahah

"I got no good answer"

pretty much...

[Holden8572]

I love this scene! XD It's so flat out funny. "Oh look, there goes a giant squid...I return to the deep."

[chrispy199]

Alan is so annoying most times but this one made me laugh ahaha :)

[drummermtvs]

alan i the best of two and a half men and next to him comes berta

[LegitPro]

Join the fan page of alan cousteau on facebook.. type in alan cousteau in the facebook search engine and JOINNN

[darlun0]

alan makes me laugh so hard........ XD

[dNa1987m]

i like how even chelsea has nearly tto laugh when he says "oh, you are cutting it close" :D

awesome ^.^

[Anden14]

there is one word that I don't understand.. "And have descended to the depht of sixty-???" "sixty-" what? "sixty-phasoms?" or?? I have tried searching on Google and in Google Translation but I don't know how you spell it. Please someone.. tell me what he says right there.. "of sixty-..."

[knag2092]

@Anden14 it's "fathoms". he's just saying it with the weird accent :)

[Anden14]

@knag2092 Thank you! ;-)

[sindreBech]

oh, you are cutting it close <33 haha xD

[krotamo]

this is so funny!!!...but i'm still looking for the scene when alan gives judith her last alimony check (and charlie takes a picture)

[elgreco18]

This is so unbelievably funny

[newjackrulez420]

i got no good answer

[weezermetroid]

HAHA

[faiyez416]

Best Two And A Half Men Scene Ever.. Alan, what are you doing?

[MichaleZombie]

Jon should get an oscar for this^^

this french accent!^^

[Anden14]

@MichaleZombie oh yeah... Jon Cryer is the best in Two and a half men. He realy should get an Oscar for this scene..

"Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau.." hahaha... I couldn't breathe the first time I saw this. xD

[DeLiiiRiOuS]

oooh i love this scene!best<3

[Whe112]

Hillarious! Top-scene in the series :D

[ajsiah]

How could alan keep a straight face!?

[markoshea95]

Oh look there goes a giant squid.

I know all the words to this video

[Hollowichigo210]

And yet.. my Rolex is keeping perfect time.

[dalilv22]

Chelsea: Alan?

Alan: Yes?

Chelsea: What are you doing?

Alan: Ummm I got no good answer. xD

[Zargator08]

Best moment in two and a half men. So freaking funny this guy xD

[bibilarock]

oh look, there goes a giant squid !

[guzdoylec9]

Best 2and a half men best moment ever!!!!!

[brianrappaport]

I RETURN TO THE DEEP....

[BigMatty0]

Best moment in Two and a half men ever! lmao!

[Sniibul]

brill

[deanbitter1]

there goes the giant squid

[timinator824]

his voice

awesome

great show

[kgirl101333]

dude i laughed soo hard wen i saw this on tv!

[smashthetrash34]

i taped this

[RussianSoviet5445]

i did this when i bought my submariner lmao. my girlfriend laughed so hard, she never watched this episode lmao

[aNdReSkKkK]

lol i got mine lastnight xD I did something like this but in the tub

[bloodmike11]

man LMAO 1st time and still do , great freakin show :P

[najhoant]

Loved the scene with "Put it on your right arm, it'll run forever!"

[dightkuz]

Yeah, can someone explain the joke in that sentence?

"Put it on your right arm, and it will run forever".

[Bregmeister]

By jerking...... LOL

[TheBlueThread]

2 words, go fap

[pathumathukorala]

it is, because he masturbastes a lot, using his RIGHT ARM!!!

[hippZo0OR]

This scene is pure gold. Jon is such a good actor.

[weezermetroid]

@hippZo0OR ur rite!!!!!!!!

[rachpach9]

BEST.SHOW.EVER.

[H0R3A]

awesome!!!!!

[Grymlingen]

=D Such a great scene!!

[balticsamoa]

Amazing!!!!

[SketchThug]

same yo

[daisyfinetto]

hahahaha, i love this scene! i rewatched it so many times when i first saw it on the episode :P