Kid gets drunk and Dies

[xXSkullBOMBXx]

how many times did you bring to to the HOSPITAL?

[blx444]

I'm in the twelve-year-olds part of YouTube again.

[xxVSJester]

@blx444 Says the 10 year old posting an overused comment.

[Gengabelly313]

joes opted for some doc martens instead of his usual converse

[EngiPie]

First 4 seconds were Minecraft Chick's workday.

[mountaingoat47]

i love how ted can make a negetive event sound so positive.

[ivodarockstar1]

i love the way he says "Nhhhooooo" After Joe Gets A Brief History Of Pain

[Mrdominator17]

Joe has died WAY too much

[ScotishChristian]

@Mrdominator17 He dies for our entertainment

[conkersbadfurdaywar]

An Orange is a fruit, not a vegetable. 

[SplaserFilms]

@conkersbadfurdaywar ...

[Snipertoaster]

@conkersbadfurdaywar That's a potato.

[ThePlacardman]

so this is what rich British folk do in their spare time.

[legofilms4fun]

Why do I watch all of these? lol

[LAD170]

i think the camera is glued to his head...

[shetos202]

nhhhhhh



[nigelvanveen]

nnnhoooo.



[BlazeX43]

LOL one of the bottles was BBQ sauce

[ACDCFANPUNKROCKER]

I love it at the end, NAWHH

[adambentham]

LMFAO "Joe i thought i told you to keep off the fermented vegetation " hahahaha this shit's funny as fuck

[aquaambera]

why does he always sigh at the end

[VonManavis]

"NNNNowwwheeh.!!.."



[chazuk99]

i love the way he sais no

[eerereps]

.... nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooohhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh!

[wuya56789]

Man i think its about time u realize JOE IS NOT REAL

[Sakuya727]

nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo

[Blach1234]

the only resin the people disliked this video is because they wanted to see a real person die.

[fionnzzer]

nooooo

[Amarox3000]

I think Ill start calling all wine 'fermented fruit' now xD

[Jstar98j]

THERE WAS ORANGE JUICE

[olli449]

@Jstar98j well he obviously wanted some fermented vegetation

[ImRiizky]

OMG YOU KILLED JOE YOU BASTARD

[MiggetyMattR]

press 3 repeatedly fapping fruit.

[MiggetyMattR]

press 4,8 i think i could do the asian :/

[ilovemyung]

jajajajjajajajajahhahhahahhaha­hhaHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNoooooh!

[Aaron51801]

meat and 2 veg......haha i get it a cock and 2 balls

[megagamer82]

@Aaron51801 dont forget the drink aswell ;)

[combatwarfare2]

@Aaron51801 Will you be my dad?

[Natvsnat1]

No.

[MCYellowFlower]

lol you should play minecraft you seem like you'd play it lol

[christmas2akittykat]

*random ticking on a keyboard* well, thats enough work for one day XD

[mewses]

NNNNNNNN-oo-oh

[deano509]

IT FUNNY BECAUSE KIDS DYE ALCOHOL OR FERMENTED VEGETATION IN THE UK LEGALIZE WEEED

[DannySants]

@deano509 "Noo"

[deano509]

@DannySants fuck you yess legalize it

[nbmanno]

...no

lol

[MrGamester1998]

did anyone get the meat and 2 veg joke

[laryibeliveinzombies]

this is why kids shouldnt drink !

[media2531]

Hey he has new shoes!

[tsats41111]

we have the same keyboard!

[ChipDaDuck113]

i could have sworn that joe has died before.....

[x702kiddx]

So, he typed in is report "jghuihj;uilkhyiujkghpdjsrghdk­tmhjnjiukgouguikgikglik." You will 100% get a perfect score!

[RussVhasaTV]

always waitng for the Nohhh

[Artemis750]

That guy's a party animal.

[TheJoeCortazzo]

Looks like a regular saturday night for me....

[XwatchmyvidsX]

@TheJoeCortazzo ehm duh, if u drink too much your head will pop off -.-'

[XwatchmyvidsX]

@TheJoeCortazzo DAMMIT SORRI I HATE WHEN I ANSWER TO THE WROND DUDE SORRY

[tagman865]

where is he's head?

[TheHandslap]

............... Nnnnnaahh..!

[MrBlocke100]

i luve u Ted<3

[GSNSmashFan3]

*types random letters with one hand for 3 seconds*

"Alright, that's enough work for one day."

LMAO!

[jonty581]

everyone comes here to here the "no"

[Jellybeanamania]

"I think I could do with a drink as well.................oh, they're all gone", WTF!!! you can see some orange juice in the shot!

[Sk8rNate10]

hhnnooo!



[olli449]

0:17 he could of had orange juice

[The13ar0n]

@olli449 That might have been chicken broth, lol.

[djdogjuam]

That's how I want to go too. Godspeed Joe

[TheCptBush]

nnnnnnoooooo! XD

[quintie7]

@suckacorndog6

dunno me 2

[boredificationable]

Forever alone...

[Roboman2121]

He even drank all of the maple syrup! Nooooooo!

[rhysvanhouten746]

"meat and 2 veg" LOL! ISWYDT.

[gamemanon]

Anyone ever wonders why Joe never has a head?

[ggreen7295]

0:07 meat, and two vag.

WHOA! THIS AIN'T PORNHUB MAN!

[ProvingYourself]

you sound like simon from the inbetweeners :')

[b00gyman44]

your really not that funny, but i keep watching the videos...

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

It's so good to come back to these vids and see them go from having mostly dislikes to mostly likes, people are starting to get it.

[i3lackdays]

@SkizzyMcfrazzlepop what am i suppost to get? im usaly a disliker but why like?

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

@i3lackdays The 'funny because it's bad' humor and the way he says '...NNNOoooooh'

[marshall9doom]

@SkizzyMcfrazzlepop

The early generation of Youtubers are growing older, which means they(we) can take jokes more maturely=D

[GameFreak1822554]

alright ive got meat and 2 vag lol

[TheJoeCortazzo]

this is why i don't drink!

[TheIncredibleD1701]

1. Get drunk

2. ???

3. Die!

[SlyxProduction]

Joe is a nazi?

[natman40418]

there is orange juice

[dragonslayerXXXXX]

this is the 40th time i attended joes funeral

[schaap200]

Fake, kids don't drink.

[max1cod7]

nnnoooo LOL

[EvilGenius447]

I love these videos but I can't explain why

[TheJoeCortazzo]

i think he typed ojmodwhf2 n0fi4mfonon9 oWDNWOQQ lol

[guavallamakonichiwa]

' Joe, I thought I told you to keep off the fermented vegetation. ' <-- hehehehe

[daisymae8121999]

'I think I need a drink, oh they're all gone' (Orange jiuce is in the bottom right corner) Tut tut!!

[Themarylovesmuffins]

@daisymae8121999 nu uh

[edwinm1]

lol hahhaahaha "lets see here i got meat and two veg"

[ludicer]

mmm no

[MrJarronLOL]

what about the orange juice right in front of the camera

[dinosaurkingfan]

Joe wears the samething each video xD

[tepmurt4]

did 154 people actually wanted to see a die of alcohal poisoning?

[SoundShunter72]

...

...

...

''Noh''

[lonnygreen]

haha ok whatever i put this on 2 other videos or really right now only one but im about to hit the back button and be on another

[M4d4p0ni3s4ndc4ts]

he works for two sec and makes a reference to penises and something about mary

[henryquestionmark]

What is his job? Being STOOPID? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL......n­oo......

[TMiller556]

nice boots joe.

[sume555]

XD fermented vegetation

[Juan91186]

Haha there's like a juice box in front of him when he's looking for a drink xD

[DKbeatlefan]

NOOOOOOOhhh........

[BlueEyedWhiteRebel]

Meat and two veg ahahahhaha nice one!

[Baitgsad]

NOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEe

[345livy]

thats as much work as i do ted and OMG JOE DIED AGIAN

[Thosewhocantsee]

he was typing right beside him and didnt notice

[TheShotLock]

he fucks too much and his dick explode!!

[WhatIsWales]

I Find It Funny How All The Videos End with Nooo

[Gingerisgoofy]

Kid gets drunk and dies? What, did he watch your videos or something? 561 people are crazy loons. Oh, 562, can't forget you tedcrusty.I bet all of those likes are from all your scarecrow mannequins.

[kashi9000]

Joe is irish?

[supermarioshockgames]

meat and 2 veg lol please tell me im not the only one who got that

[roelloos1]

joe wasn't killed by alcohol poisening... he was murderd: didn't u see the head was missing?

[SpeakLikeBatman]

press 9 for no

[MizLuvOranges]

@SpeakLikeBatman Thank you very much, my good man.... >:D

[lazlomusic19]

Joe is such a don, lol.

[kipjekim]

i hate the 'no' sound, thumbs up if you agree

[cheesebrain9]

@kipjekim you are the only one

[sweet58441]

@kipjekim the no sound is the reason why i watch these videos

[RealShadowhedgehog]

Lol I've got meat...and two veg

[minnieminxster]

haha love it love all your work. :D Love the way at the end you go no... haha x

[xXMaDEllXx]

lol keep pressing 8 - asian.....

[mralexgbowman]

forever alone

[KatandShae]

It's unfortuneate that Joe drank so much alcohol that he lost his head ... it's also unfortuneate that he has an upside down key board in his arm ... alcoholics these days...

[madmanmatty07]

if u press 3 every second, it sounds like hes beatboxing

[SuperTotalwarFreak]

press 1 to hear him say queers lol

[tavoecho]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[nuclearthreat545]

potato vodka

[tranise8]

where is his head?

[xStr1k3r97x]

Is he just hitting a keyboard with no computer hooked up to it?

[xStr1k3r97x]

Hit 9 to hear him say nhooo...

[truth4gotten]

nhoo...

[Sabre809]

Meat and 2 vegs nice reference xD

[glitchTF]

Kid dies eating lunch:

press 1: "that's enough work for one day, im gonna go get some lunch"

press 9: "Nnhhoooo!"

[nerfer51]

no

[TimKaaarl]

5 for "oh" in british! :)

[Thehillsfamily2009]

Where's the drinks? There's a Orange Juice RIGHT THERE!!!



[chemicalsue]

he forgot to put -in fatal accident- at the end of the title!

[MegaGraffitiFreak]

press 9 for the no

[m93samman]

LOL the vegetable at 0:11 looks like a penis XD

[gateboy160]

@m93samman no

[m93samman]

@gateboy160 See a penis, then come back to me

[gateboy160]

@m93samman wtf how does it look like a penis i see one 50 times a day(my own) and 200 times more from omegle

[m93samman]

@gateboy160 Obviously you either have a mutated penis or you just don't see them. You don't have to stretch your imagination that much to cut off one half of the base and see that it's very penis-like. Or just go look at the dozens of dildos that are that exact same shape.

No, I don't use dildos.

[gateboy160]

@m93samman yes u are and ur idiot cause a pear and a circle on one side isnt a penis cause ur the one with the mutated penis if u have 3 testicles and a 3 inch 6 inch thick penis that looks like then thats not normal dicksuck

[Korcoe]

Press 8 for Asian

[lelwlqlelwlq]

144 people expected him to say "...YESS"

[Lolbananaplox]

144 people wanted to see someone die

[liljj0909]

thumbs up if you just watch these videos for the "no"

[BonFathead]

Goodnight , sweet prince...

[ChacaoSan]

press 9 for the best part of all of his videos ".... no"

[Dymys200]

@ChacaoSan press 9 for my responce.

[dangleman1]

@Dymys200 o your a clever one:p

[TheCrazychris46]

Looks like a regular weekend for me

[pedrolioni]

@TheCrazychris46 so you die every week/ so you find someone dead every week?

[IsaacO2444]

Press 6 , wait till "Ah" then press 6 again, repeat , ENJOY YOUR FAPPING ;'D

[grunkert]

why doesn't joe ever have a head? ..i'm beginning to think your videos may just be elaborate hoaxes!

[Wiltsos]

Press 9, and wait!!

[TheDudeMaestro]

Continuously press 1 to hear him say Pirayas Network

[dhvsheabdh]

LMAO

[Raykushi]

LOL. *types hysterically with one hand and writes inchoherent words for 3 seconds. "Thats enough work for one day"* LOL

[wowkidlrn2play]

@Raykushi Trolls in a nutshell.

[Mysticalseacreature]

That potatoe looks like a dick.