Bo Burnham - "Sonnet 155" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

[kyleblake123]

bo is so quick witted its unreal! haha

[MLGlonewolfan]

OMFG LOL Bo is so good with the comebacks!



[ChinchillasForever]

My brother thinks his act is stupid...then I realize you have to actually be smart to understand and get Bo's humor. Oh well his loss :D

[Augehowl80]

"do we have security in this...lincoln got shot theater where- DOOR MAN!!!!" xD

[bobob0000]

haha I don't know man. That guy got called out and delivered, so there ya go.

[Jdunnuck2]

This clearly was not staged. Bo Burnham is a quick thinker and is naturally funny -- he doesn't need to stage something like this.

I think Bo Burnham went Ham. It's bad for a new up and coming comedian to be heckled by some drunk douchebag who doesn't understand the jokes because he is drowning at the bottom of a bottle of corona.

[ttbbbenny]

@Jdunnuck2 you probably dont get half the jokes fuck face just shut the fuck up

[McmuffinDr]

@ttbbbenny Hey fuck face, he wasnt insulting Bo so make sure you learn how to read first dumbass.

[dprashah70]

Bottom of a good, people say i did good but the correct gramatical phrase is i did well.

[TheMRCDUB33]

you all think you know everything and thats acually my sisters boyfreind, so no he is not a paid actor, retard!

[rosietao15]

YEAH! DOORMAN!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!

[lovesthebadboys]

What did Bo say @1:31?

[TheJakeJarrell]

@lovesthebadboys "shhhhh, cast of rocket power"

[oodles86]

so bad at grammar he got trapped at the bottom of what?

[BrandysBooks]

@oodles86 trapped a the bottom of a "good" meaning a well, but he was so bad at grammar....yeah, need I go on? :)

[BaddassBiebz]

hey um, what happened after he walked off stage?

[ThePyro498]

@gunn1314 he said he looked like him

[danfan099]

Bo had some fucking balls to do that. If that had been me, I would have thrown him out myself. Nobody should do that to anybody onstage. It's awful. And he handled it with all the dignity a comedian can... he made fun of him. That's what the douchebag deserved.

[somejadeygirl]

@danfan099 what did he say?

[danfan099]

@somejadeygirl The guy who left? He said "I'm getting a drink so your jokes will be funnier!"

[KevinBenedetti13]

I dont get why so many people were bashing bo here..if any of you were doing a comedy show and some guy started yelling out making fun of him would you want him to continue to sit there? he did it perfectly he kicked him out in a humorous way. I dont care if he actually got kicked out or not it was well done.

[CharlieThePedo]

People must be pretty dumb to call Bo a dick for doing it, but temper isn't same for everyone, so what if he's on stage, he's still human and if someone disses him in that audience while he's performing, he should get thrown out.

If he didn't find Bo funny, he'd have just sat there or tell he's going to bathroom, not go all drunk rage and shit on someones art. kthxbye.grrr

[artist4lif]

I would have loved to see him get off the stage and throw him out himself XD

[MrCaseybartlett]

get him out! XD love it

[imESAM]

I'm pretty sure that's the best response to a heckler ever.

[dejongerful]

"The tinkle can wait - sit down. Sit down! SIT DOWN!!" That was great...

[kyuubi585kid]

Spoiled brat jk ILY bo burnham! no homo

[TeamHufflepuff]

Can anyone tell me what Bo said 1:30-1:32? Also, what did the rude guy say?

[danfan099]

@TeamHufflepuff I think he said the guy said "I'm getting a drink so this will be funnier." And I think Bo was responding to the guy who said"We'll slash his tires". He said "Shhh, no, he'll blow out the power."

And... I love your Youtube name. :)

[michalbrox97]

hehehe "you look like the guy that sang chocolate rain!" 2:04

[Janelle41597]

you turn those broad shoulders around sir! hahahahah <3 i love bo

[akfitz]

@Dante19992 I really don't think this guy was paid to cause a scene. I saw him before the concert and he was totally trashed. Some comedians might plant people in the crowd, but I seriously doubt it in this instance.

[alohababy42]

@Dante19992 Seriously? you have conspericy theories about comedy shows?! yeah no. if you watch any of Bos other videos he literally screams at hecklers and gets pretty mean to people in the audience so nice guess but NO.

[danny5672]

sorry if this sounds stupid, but I don't get the grammar joke at all. "I got trapped at the bottom of a good"

[Chillit67]

@danny5672 Because people always use the word good, when they should grammatically say well. (i.e I did well on my test today). He's mocking people who improperly use the word.

"I got trapped at the bottom of a well (good)."

[danny5672]

@Chillit67 Oh, dear god, that is clever! I'm surprised so many people in the audience got the joke immediately (or maybe just pretending to get it), because I usually get all of the jokes he makes immediately, but that one flew over my head :P

[danny5672]

Yeah, the guy was being rude, but Bo obviously can't take being one-upped. I mean, the guy hit him with a great comeback, which obviously is a joke because if he didn't think Bo was funny he wouldn't go see him, but I guess since Bo's so young he can't deal with that kind of thing.

[MrsJDVice]

This rocks...way to go bo!

[Juliuspaulfrank]

"That's so mean!"

FUCKING AGREED.

[aman266]

those of you saying Bo was being a dick have obviously never performed on stage because it is EXTREMELY poor etiquette to stand up and leave while someone is performing, even if he was just going to the bathroom. Before the guy even said anything it was like a mini-"fuck you" to Bo. Though comedians always play it off because most people don't really understand that it's insulting, the guy's comment sorta made him look like a bigger dick to Bo.

[sammyada]

what a bitch

[UberGecko]

why are they booing it was a great comeback

[wizardsman1110]

Did he like jump into the audience

[ItsMyLyfe7]

"Do we have security in this old fucking "Lincoln-got-shot" theater? Doorman fucking get him out!" LMAO xDD

[notskott]

So he calls out an audience member who was probably just going to the bathroom, the guy hits him with a good line and Bo has him kicked out? What a dick move.

[mshailee13]

@notskott noooo the guy said bo wasn't funny and he wasnt drunk enough to listen to him.

[goofcutie25]

LMFAOOOO! I FUCKING LOVE BO BURNHAM<33333333333

[kyuubi585kid]

I bet hes pissed

[MrGenesis317]

I probably laughed as hard at that guy as i did at anything bo said

[MrGenesis317]

Oh bo got owned cant believe he kicked him out

[christiemac1]

I love bo but I feel like his ego is too big and easily bruised to handle a guy like that

[colorguard22]

@christiemac1

right hes blown up too fast and is "feeling his power" now like he had him thrown out just to see if he could...i mean some of his current stuff is funny..but its like on the line of being too offensive..if he keeps on like this..he'll probably burn out just as fast as he blew up..its really disappointing to see him be such a dick.

[jeffhardyfirstfan645]

HA! There was so much name calling XD

[rabitshadow]

awww, bo was being a dick there

[blancobob]

@JellyVisionStudios you obviously aren't intelligent enough to decipher any of the allusions or the literature references he makes. Just keep laughing because you "think" it's funny.

[blancobob]

@JellyVisionStudios

Haha. First of all "HOW DARE I?!" ; I don't even know you! All I know is that I HIGHLY doubt you've given Bo some literature "referenses" (as you say) and by the way, you misspelled references. Second of all, I don't even need to make a statement on your intelligence, because I doubt six year olds would watch this, and if they did, saying that they are even 30% of Bo's followers definitely comes off as an insult.

[PurpleRainbowCow]

"I'm goin to get a drink so its funny."

[Spidernonono]

lol chocolate rain is one of the suggestions for this vid

[snowboardia]

Lollll, i thought he sounded like nick swardson before he said that!

[AmberHannahbff]

What did he say after the dude said he won't tell if he slashed his tires? Bo said something about the power? Idk. D:

[jrbaconcheez]

bo is a huge pussy

[hardypro619]

@jrbaconcheez how is that? because he kicked an asshole out of a theater? something tells me (no offense) but you come off as a fucking retard

[rabitshadow]

@hardypro619 the guy wasnt an asshole, he just wanted to go get a drink and bo tried to make him sit as if he were a dog

[supercj476]

lol buy a t shirt

[Leemo707]

i love bo burnham but is it just me or do a lot of ppl that heckle him seem seeded , like that guy, tian , the black girl (cant remember her name)

[gingerninja24601]

makes Shakespeare funny and hot as all hell

[iceslice99]

I had such bad grammar as a kid that i got stuck at a bottom of a good.

[stfuboy]

He wasn't kicked out, he said "is he still there? Oh well whatever"

[OhxXxSnap]

I mean, in all honest bo was being a douche first hahaha

[Sparrow9873]

BUY A T-SHIRT!

[DrFireman14]

lol "don't we have security in this fuckin Lincoln got shot theater??"

[MrXeptional]

what did bo say at 1:32

[TrevorSolesHD]

@MrXeptional "You have the power"

[chubsnellie]

i lived next to bo burnham :)

[Profeshian]

Like a cross between Tom Lehrer and Robin Williams.

[TrippinB4lls]

The guy was leaving anyway, don't be up upset that Bo made him leave.

[zearo333]

they guy who wouldn't sit down made 4 accounts and disliked this

[Crazyrandomchicka]

haha "You look like the guy from Chocolate Rain" while he's kickng someone out :))

[TheNachocheese69]

Dude that was an awesome response. Idk why bo was such a baby haha



[MrReach93]

DOORMAN! fuckin get 'em dude! funny shit lmao

[TriggerHappyChicken]

That was a pretty good response kudos to the dude

[moondrop1881]

aw bo! what a dick that guy was!

[KittenKhaos]

I LOVE BO!

i want to have his babies O.o jkjk

[JNN1616]

what did he get trapped in? i didnt understand it....

[endlesstutorials]

@JNN1616 A guy said he was leaving cus bo wasn't funny enogh

[workingtitle43]

@JNN1616 the joke is he doesn't understand grammar... ur an idiot

[JNN1616]

@workingtitle43 F U Faggot

[workingtitle43]

@JNN1616 i <3 you too baby

[JNN1616]

@workingtitle43 wanna make love? <3

[workingtitle43]

@JNN1616 then we will do what is called "browning out" i will shit on ur dick then burn the bottom with a lighter, or a match for better flavor. then we will do a magic hat. you stuff a dove, 2 rabbits, and 3 balloons in my asshole then fuck it until everything is out. then we will do "one guy one magical explosion" i will stuff a lava lamp up ur ass until it shatters then i will sprinkle glitter over it and lick it up and repeat number 1 with it all in my mouth

[TheLightThatGuides]

@workingtitle43 Then what? This is just getting good?

[JNN1616]

@workingtitle43 sounds like a wonderful experience!

[missdollymollyxx]

@akfitz when bo left the stage where did he go? like in the audience????

[akfitz]

@missdollymollyxx Yes, he ran off stage down some steps and then up the aisle right in front of me in the audience. He went right back up though. It's too bad the video doesn't let you see that part as well!

[Bringonthehaters98]

Probably!!! =)

[WHATYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

That guys comeback was better and sharper than anything Bo said! So what if he was going out to the bathroom!

[xxExpectxNothingxx]

hahah "don't let him back in." "DOORMAN!!"

[WTFgod72]

what did he say to the guy who said something about slashing his tires

[ChipmunkDino]

@WTFgod72 shh...cast of rocket power

[ChipmunkDino]

He already paid get him out, and buy a t-shirt! epic

[homgJulie]

"I was so bad at grammar as a kid that I got trapped at the bottom of a good." pppfftt hahahah.

[megwalkthroughmaster]

That dude's a Fuckin Dick don't let him back in

[BlasterTon]

I want to go to a Bo Burnham show so bad!

[SetsunaInoue]

that was AMAZING!!!!!

[MrSIVAR7]

that was so awsome.

[awow1011]

fuggen <3 

[WillPG1212]

what does the dude actually say?

"xxxxyyyy would be funnier"

can't make out the begining....

[duncemaster5]

@WillPG1212 "I'm going to drink so you'd be funnier."

[StraightUpGoobs]

@WillPG1212 he says "im getting a drink so youll be funnier"

[born2dance1994]

"shhh... cast of rocket power" is what he says

[sierrawhiskey1126]

wow he kicked that hecklers ass

[MrSnoot123]

tay zonday

[xSKULLBUSTAx]

yes get that d bag outa here

[mell887]

Bo sags 5:00

[xolilmsemox]

this happened on my birthday:)

IM INLOVE WITH HIM!<3

HES MY PICTURE FOR EVERYTHING:D

[JeremySprocker08]

The tinkle can wait.. sit down

[MyPenisBreath]

I don't get it tho. why did he climb off stage?

[MyPenisBreath]

he's actually funnier when hes unscripted.

[prlife11]

4:48 I don't get that joke, can anyone explain it to me? :3

[Kitsune1414]

@prlife11

When someone asks you 'How are you feeling?' the correct way to answer is 'I'm well' instead people use 'I'm good' and well is also a thing that holds water. Bo was so bad at grammar he'd get stuck at the bottom of a 'good' instead of a 'well'. Get it? xD

[prlife11]

@Kitsune1414 oh wow, that makes it so funny now, lol

[Shmelsea13]

@prlife11 he was sayign how bad he was at grammer instead of saying got trapped in the bottom of a well he got trapped in teh bottom of a good

[PowuhToSeven]

@prlife11 i get were you got lost, he stated that he sucked with words, instead of being at the bottom of a "well" he got stuck at the bottom of a "good." its kinda like instead of saying, "you play guitar well", you fuck it up and say "you play guitar good." :)

[megannx0x0]

do we have security in this old lincoln got shot theater?

[nasant10]

"I'm getting a drink so it will be funnier"

[Pandaluffsyou]

@nasant10 Ohhhh okay.

Thanks!

[Pandaluffsyou]

What did he say at 0:36? I didn't understand...



[youmonkey36]

@Pandaluffsyou i was getting a drink so it would be funnier

[SinSpayer]

no i really meant a large animal...

[BirthOfThePaige]

he's getting a what so it'll be funnier?

[SinSpayer]

@BirthOfThePaige he said he will get a bear to make him funnier.

[daveevad1671]

@SinSpayer beer* but whatevs

[Ultranerdburger]

The funny thing is is that "Chocolate Rain" is in the suggestions list. :D

[JanderStrahd]

@Ultranerdburger Yeah, that's some sort of Google sorcery; every time something is mentioned in a video (but not in the tags), it still shows as a suggestion. HAXX I say!

[jmbladesnake]

This guy was funny, and he didn't deserve to be kicked out. He was quick on his feet, and Bo called him out.

[bjhMus1C]

@jmbladesnake the dude's response was sort of asshole-ish though

[masterofthehiten]

@jmbladesnake he wasn't actually kicked out, which makes it funnier.

[XShad0wF1ashX]

@jmbladesnake I don't think he was really kicked out.

[AgasAepad]

@jmbladesnake I dont think he really kicked him out...Bo asked if hes still there and someone said yeah and he just said "whatever"

[Interestingheart2]

@jmbladesnake Thats kinda true[x I mean I love Bo hes hilarious and all but that guy was just making a joke... Bo uses satire all the time, he shouldn't freak out because someones finally making fun of him for once[x

[WowThisWasntTaken]

LOL you look like the guy that sang chocolate rain!

[ThePizzapie23]

"Do we have security in this old 'lincoln got shot' theatre?" LMAO

[Shrooms24Seven]

some guy went fuckin slash happy in the audience

[jamess999]

lol one dislike wonder if that guy found the vid

[UtubeNerd101]

DOORMAN FUCKIN GET HIM OUT! looooove him :) 

[SeeThroughWindows]

oh you suck, i wont start until he leaves.

[WriterBunnyGirl]

I loved how Bo Burnham handled him leaving like that. I would've done the same thing on Bo's place. Lots of performers wait for the rude people to stop being rude when acting on stage. I admire him for doing so. :D

[TheOmegaAngel]

The appropriate response when Bo asked him if he had to go the the bathroom is "Your so awsome i will sit back down"

[upurs2410]

That Othello joke was really quite good.

[PowuhToSeven]

@upurs2410 lol i like how with the whole heckler incident you point out othello, good play btw lol

[letsbegaytomorrow]

one person isnt Bo yo

[Chrisruler1]

the funniest part of this video was the first 2 minutes and 25 seconds :D

[F0xyTh3F0x]

DOORMAN FUCKIN' GET HIM!

[AndroGurl]

y did he come if he was just gonna leave?

[JazzManJared]

"i was getting a drink so it would be funnier" lmao!! owned

[catmath23]

what does he say at 1:33 after shh?

[PowuhToSeven]

@catmath23 he said that he sounded like someone from rocket power idk who whe said but he said "shh, _____, from rocket power"

[kirk45hammett]

He's a fucking tank!

[CieraOhNo]

omg did he throw his microphone!? i love him

[roflmao7231]

Do we have security in this old fucking "Lincoln got shot" theater? xD

[CapoeiraPiper]

"Im getting a drink so you'll be funnier"

[mbasile355]

do we have security in this old fuckin...lincoln got shot theater?

[StoshCo]

"I understand that attack, sir...it's the same thing girls do so they can fuck you :D"

Fucking owned.

[mindofdreck]

@StoshCo its tactic, not attack

[StoshCo]

@mindofdreck Auto-correct iPod. My Bad.

[22babyxgirl]

LMFAO, "DOORMAN!!!"(:

[digidragon324]

damn that guy was fuccin funny!! lol, i mean bo is great, but dude that was the perfect come back to someone yelling at u sit down