Re: Re: Smash My PS3

[xXChEwXx1]

wow LOL PS3 suk.... NICe 1 of smashing the ps3 hahahahah

[codeagent47]

that's why PS3 is the advance game system, with no failure rate!!

[xXChEwXx1]

LOL NIce 1... they r dumb

[leoncarbon]

i bet u probally called ur own handphone to show it off...and u said u got laid somany times....wow i wonder if you're doing safe sex...oh wait i think shes preagnant

[leoncarbon]

lol who's here showing of their girlfriend...

[Alaskangamer]

I find it sad when you have no such of a life that you feel the need to have youtube's approval that you really have a girlfriend. Tell your shrink that alaskangamer said you have insecurity issues.

[MarXkoe89]

you got issues, maybe your just not funny enough to make people laugh.and now you're frustrated they spam you and make nasty comments. Youre delirious thinking every1 is going personal @ you. People are just making fun of you for being so darn serious about your Utube account, the replies and all the other stuff you care about more than your girlfriend ( hanging up on her for a stupid video?)

ofc people dont ask to post your video somewhere else. they dont care if you agree.

Love and piece bro

[dies123productions]

we're dumb as hell? well you're ugly as hell. STFU

[armoredgummybear117]

wait. just one question, are u getting mad because two guys went and smashed a ps3 or something about a joke one person got?

[JamesLFC93]

hahahahhahahaha

lmfaooo

your never gonna get a girl friend

hahahaha

look at your hair

you jus said you got a gf cus you new i would say u will never get one

[EscaladeEXTluver8]

wow haha i think ur dumb as hell because its in news and politics you dumb twat fag go get laid

[EscaladeEXTluver8]

i only like this video because its so funny how ur a dumb dickhead i like watching u be dumb shithead

[EscaladeEXTluver8]

well your as dumb as dumb witted fuking shitehead jackass

[homoqwerty]

you're fucking ugly!

[XxbloodjunkiexX]

im 15, typo

[XxbloodjunkiexX]

dude ive seen 3 fucking videos with the same exact fucking rant, same lines and everything, not dissing ya but shit dude,that was a pointless arguement, its fucking youtube,who gives a fuck about what people think man,actaully yeh i am dissing ya cause ur a fucking fag, ur girlfriends name is prolly fucking ted or sumthing like that, btw i highly doubt uve been laid more times than forty peeple put together, im fucking 1 and prolly got more ass than u have in ur life

[boojwahz]

hahhah this is still funny. i remember when i saw your video on yikers and then i looked you up on youtube and subscribed

[som1112]

Ok w.e. As long as u realize u are a fucking ass whole will never get laid who has wasted his life carring bout stupid material things then w/e. DUDE SERIOUSLY HOW OLD ARE YOU LIKE 25-30 WHO THE FUCK RAISED YOU TO CARE SO MUCH BOUT WHAT OTHER PPL DO WITH THERE TIME AND MONEY DOUCHBAG!

[TOTONLADS]

if your gf c this i think shed finsh u cus u sound like right twat

[sammy10001]

go get laid fag and not that fat lard

[ggking360]

you got a dick on ur head and i layed ur mother yestoday lol

[asdiejfdis]

joebobonehalf is "teh gayz0rz"

[drumthrasher109]

dude you are a faggot

[jlkrmetallica]

its news n politics dawg HAHAHA

[jlkrmetallica]

you guys are dumb as HELLL..hahah o can you hang on one sec mom..im busying pwning these noobs

[Fatb0ybadb0y]

also if that is all you have to say, then why do you post yet another video?

[Fatb0ybadb0y]

lol as if you sit there reading comments 1 year later

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Since you have no videos, I'll explain it to you. When you get a comment on a video, whether it is on a video that is 2 days old or two years old, you get an email about it and it gets bumped to the top of the "Video Comments" page.

And now you know, because knowing is half the battle.

[ridiculusforwwe]

tel em i got a ps3 and a 360 and i complain about not getting fuckin call of duty 4 and theirs kids tht dont even have a fuckin stich of food JoeBobOneHalf was right so shut up all you doushe bags

[asdiejfdis]

probably not. you're still a loser

[asdiejfdis]

he's mental i tell you

[JoeBobOneHalf]

This video is over a year old. Do you really think I give a shit about what you think at this point?

[homoqwerty]

you jokes suck!queer!

[asdiejfdis]

you're an idiot

[ashes2k5]

sammy 10001 the word dis was used when people were 8 years old, i know i was 1 of them so dont use old words they make u seem gay

[advanceshipper]

I got the joke........

[sammy10001]

do u got msn i wanna diss u

and prove to u why ur a total idiot

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Do you have nothing better than wanting to "diss" someone? lol!

You're a smart boy, guess what my MSN is, oh great genious!

[sammy10001]

ur pretty sadd

[mutley13]

u the one begging for a msn account

whos the sad one?

[sammy10001]

shut the fack up u talk to much uir nerd and go look at naked girls fagg

ur stubid

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I'm not talking I'm typing lol! You must hate it when you're proven to be such a moron! lol you make me laugh. Look how frustrated you are!

[sammy10001]

u dont got a girl friend fag

[JoeBobOneHalf]

You're right. I have a fiancee now.

[daniskandar]

it actually says news and politics not news andblogs u fat hippy lookin shithead bitch... go clean up a lil, shave, comb ur hair, dress a lil better then maybe MAYBE people might respect ur sloppy ass =]]]]]

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Up until three months ago thats what the category was called dumbass.

[daniskandar]

hahaha u didnt even denying being a dirty slob lol =]

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Because I don't have to. This video was made six months ago. Did you even look at my profile and see what I look like now. It's one click, don't tell me you are too lasy/dumb to do that.

[iannecheyne]

I love you man!!!

[iannecheyne]

man, you make me cry..really man..you really made me cry..I really agreed with you..I'm also pissed off..

[lpknights]

Wow this is soo sad. Oh please stop the love and peace thing, you're pissing on the grave of a long dead, but good show.

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Love and Peace

[sublimex2c]

u should be in the speacial olympics, ur a fuckin idiot u god dam wanna be hippy, u better hope i done ever see u on the street, cuz ur gettin knocked the fuck out, outa nowhere. u bitch, ur gf is a fuckin ugly whale of a whore, but i still ass fucked her.

[JoeBobOneHalf]

If you really wanna kick my ass, come to NYC 777.

[OMGFOCKR]

You're a fucking loser. You're ugly as fuck, too.

[DeVpRo]

JoeBob, stop saying it was a joke u dumbass. IT wasnt a joke stop yellin ya faggit. Trying to brag buddy, u aint shit compared to me, you dumbass. If you see when accounts are made, you must have NO LIFE

[Accumulating]

You make bunny cry :(

[NinjaScorpion11]

dude I BET EVEN I HAVE GOTTEN LAID MORE THAN YOU

AND I AM ONLY 11!!!

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I'm sorry, getting raped doesn't count (this is, of course, the only logical reason why a child of 11 would have had sex so many times.) Either that, bad parenting, or a combination of the two.

[NinjaScorpion11]

yo fucka at least i have a girlfriend i haven't been raped dumbass thats your term in the video like when you said you get laid you meant you got raped assface you know it you know its true

your so pathetic i bet you called your bitch mom and told her to call in the middle of your video ass raped basatrd fuck

go get a fuckin life

[psychoflippy]

Heh. YOU ARE WRONG! IT'S NEWS AND *POLITICS*!!! YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOREVER! Just kidding, but stop bitching about the whole SmashMyPS3 thing. You look like an idiot when you complain about shit like that.

[bobbin12321]

he looks like Silar from Heroes :O

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Well, maybe I did then, but I look differant now. Check some of my newer videos.

[Kronin0]

wow u seemed very pissed... i got the last vid though

[mandokir]

I had to log in just to say: I lol'd. At both the videos. I noticed that they were also both very loving and peaceful.

[obeyeddark]

Hey man, keep your voice down or you'll wake your parents up.

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I don't live with them, so I would have to be REALLY loud for them to even hear me.

[rishidhar]

Thanks for your explanation! SmashMyPS3 is ridiculous waste of money!

[icestorm3892]

I'm trembling in my boots, your so scary, please don't frighten me; and please don't share information regarding the sexual experiences you've had with your family dog.

[Chiyomori]

haha!!i didnt get the joke because some jokes are hard to understand..because it doesnt look funny NOW!! if someone came up behind you and smack you in the head with a keyboard NOW THAT will be funny.Now now why did you pricks talk about his girlfriend? dont be jealous just cuz someone like him can get one.

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Yes, hitting someone would be funny because physical humor is easy to get. My original video was between satire/parody and dry humor, so it was a hit or miss thing.

[shinivan]

"physical humor... bla bla bla"

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I think that's one of the most unintelligent things you've said so far, and that's saying a lot.

[Chiyomori]

shitivan...shut up already you stupid beaner..and stop sneaking into our country..go fuck a donkey...jajaja

[shinivan]

you fucking racist CAUGAYSIAN son of my balls. Get busy and go fuck yourself PUTO

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Ignore shitvan. He's obviously a sad basket case who's only escape from is pitiful existence, the only thing that can prevent his knowledge of the fact that he is the lowest life form on the planet is to put others down. He's really quite sad.

[Chiyomori]

>_> ok whatever shut up now lol

[shinivan]

da' hell with you two bitches

[FlamingForce]

im seriously cracking up here, i cant believe you actually rant about poeple not getting some joke, by now you should know the internet is FULL of those poeple, and you shouldnt waste your time on them.

[icelord89]

Go fuck yourself douchebag. Your mother happens to be your cousin so I wouldn't talk fuck-face. I support you dude. That video rocked!

[shinivan]

You are JOE BOOBS secret girlfriend jajajajaja

[Chiyomori]

is that suppose to be an insult shitivan? fufufufufu

Its kind of pathetic if you ask me...just go play your super nintendo.

[shinivan]

I don't play games and i think those who play are pussies

[mutley13]

go mow a lawn

[Chiyomori]

well i guess your talking about yourself then...dont deny it. You are just trying to make yourself sound better than those who play games. Yet your actually the one playing games yourself. It's not nice to call yourself a pussy ^^ bark!!

[shinivan]

jajaja you really think that everyone around you plays those things? Grow up fool. GAYmes are for people like you GAYmer jaja.

-I eat people like you for breakfast nerd.

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I think you doth protest too much.

[Chiyomori]

shinivan:I eat people like you for breakfast nerd.

HAHA what a prick!! Ok dood sure whatever haha. Now if youve never heard of it or play it why are you here in this page? Thats right dumbass,who you thinking your kidding? Jajajaja my ass shitivan. Keep barking GAYmex.

[shinivan]

jaja haah these GAYmers. I was watching videos of people smashing crap and i happen to see this crappy one and i saw the the host whining and i fucking laughed and thought i would stop by and say hi to all you motherfucking nerds out there who waste you fucking time making shitty videos of games and nintendo things and all that shit you guys do jaja. SO just keep doin' yo shit but you all still a bunch of geeks nerds and gaymers. GET LAID PUTOS JAJA

[shinivan]

jajajaja "joe boobs" jajajaj

[questionmark20078]

Look go fuck ur self and ill kick ur fucking ass and steal ur hot girlfriend and fuck her good all night long!

[dietrying123]

oh.. sorry i meant fake...

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Actually, I do have a girlfriend and she did happen to call.

[AndyBJ]

Now that's funny!! Forget your first video!

[straightcheese]

Wow...you sure do have a lot to complain about

[billybosky]

this guy is right.

rich guys smash things poor guys cant aford.

anoying

[Soadrock132]

lol ps3's suck and yeah i got the joke... but this video was not needed...plus the faek girlfreind.. lmao!

[JoeBobOneHalf]

faek?

[PiscesGal]

I would like to say that I believe that you shouldn't let the negative comments (especially from those you've mentioned in your video) get to you. First off, this is the Internet... every now and then, everyone will always accidentaly bump into people that would have nothing better to do than throw insults for their own pleasure or get attention. Secondly not everyone has lives, so they spend the rest of their days on the Internet than try to do something for themselves.

[Lolivas27]

wow ok ur name is joebobonehalf. jesus christ. you are the most pathetic loser i think i have ever seen in my life. looking at you and listening to you made me even want to kill myself. you are without doubt the gayest looking and sounding person i have ever seen. kill your self painfully and burn in hell you mother fucker

[SmashBrosBrawl]

Lol,

YOURE SO DEE DEE DE,

i also got youre joke but i didnt feal like posting cause other people would respond to me "you dumbass"

[bergmanphilip]

What a fucking gay, he talks like a gay, he looks like a gay.. please get a fucking life for christ sake

[farhad01582]

Geez, what a nerd!

[murbers66]

LOL....i think i wet myself a little watching this....sooooooooooo soooooooooo sad

[monsterhunter4]

sorry i just seen the video re:Smash My PS3 (Read the Description)

as for the people that taking the piss out of your GF have no right to comment on her as they do not know her

i bet the guys that are taking the piss out of your GF have no GF and or gay

anyways just like to say to the other guys on here just get the fuk out and get some or just die in a corner

(not to you JoeBobOneHalf)

[p4234]

they are gay i would have bounght one and keepd it

[MagicMountainCharlie]

Get a life you emo. And get that fat, ugly, ogre girlfriend of yours on the corner. So you can get some money to get you out of that shithole basement. Your a fucking idiot, go kill yourself

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I'm not emo. My girlfriend is not fat or ugly (what the hell do you mean "on the corner"?) It's not a basement, it's the main floor. I'm simply an insomniac and made this at 2 in the morning.

[monsterhunter4]

what the video?

(smash my ps3) is that the 1?

and what the site that take your video?

[lildrummerboy874]

bahaha mad funny, your a good man

[what31601]

your such a nob 'ive got laid more than you' how old r you! and then you say we're immature.

[webby2086]

ohh deary me u seriously need a chill pill mate. yea i bet u was jokin. cuz i bet u though ppl be on ur side wen u complained about smash my ps3. but wen u found out every1 against ya u deicided to change it n sayin u was jokin. all ya do to come up with smartass comment thinkin u got the last laugh cuz u aint as if u contine with u prob will get smashed in. i know a few ppl like u n they always got der head kicked in. do us all a favour stop n give it up mate

[tupacandoutlawz2007]

as for you saying read the Category maybe u should ya said it says news and blogs but yet i read News & Politics does no matter if it means the same thing u still fucked up

[tupacandoutlawz2007]

i find u funny 4 the reason being ur last video u had mouthing off about smash my ps3 fair enough i seen it as pointless i aint slaging u off so do get the wrong idea but i see a joke as something funny there was nothing funny about ur video how can u claim it was a joke when u were siting there pissed off before u think i did not get it yeah i got it

[AlexFruen]

Well, you are rather strange, but at least you like decent music.

[AlexFruen]

Cry cry cry.

[y2kyay101]

That guy is shit ugly and he probobly met his girlfriend on runescape

[JoeBobOneHalf]

What's with people's obsession with Runescape? I played it for about 2 days back in high school. Boring as shit.

[p4234]

i souport you

[KeinScheissDarkNick]

comment the video, not the guy

[klose85]

HEs A DICK HEAD

[mutley13]

you look like ur about to cry in this video too!! LOL!

nice try having ur phone ring out of nowhere and saying its ur girlfriend. ur a total dickhead nerd that gets emotional from the internet, no girl would ever want u, only ugly ass girls (like ur imaginary gf "on the phone")

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Is the only way you can feel better about yourself is make fun of others? I feel sorry for you.

youtube search "JoeBobOneHalf girlfriend"

[mutley13]

i think it would be better for you to say u dont have a girlfriend, she ugly! lol

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I personally think Lonelygirl15 is somewhere between plain and homely, yet some people claim she's the hottest thing that ever hit YouTube.

[mutley13]

u know what man, im sorry for making fun of u and ur gf, ur actually a pretty cool dude(after seeing some other of ur videos).

[mutley13]

get cancer, thats a new joke for you

[Owl88]

hahaha thts funni...was readin other comments..n yeh teir comments wasnt tht funni...until i read ur one haha

[lorDoc3loT]

This "joke", is not funny, you stupids, think at all poor guys who can't buy a PS3

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Ever heard of dry humor?

[shinivan]

was up nerrrrrdddddddd jaja

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Hey shinvan, long time no bitch. What you been up to?

[merrsshee]

BTW wat is waist? "from a real problem i have with waist" (sorry for being dumb as hell)

[JoeBobOneHalf]

waste, stupid.

[Ghein2]

So how much did you pay your brother to call you while you were ranting bullshit

[merrsshee]

damn people hes not that bad!

[youngG8701]

lmao dude if u puttin it on comedy u could atleast make it out to be a joke and funny cause it aint

. dude at the start i thought u was cool but u taken it to far. and so what if u got a Gurlfriend cause i dont give a shit and since u gettin bitchy FUCK U TO

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Sounds like someone forgot to take their happy pills today.

[aimandfirethegun]

fuck you. go die!

[Ghein2]

Let me play you a song on the violin, dude some people dont get jokes and who gives a shit about what they say man calm down. I got the joke its not that sophisticated

[ROY0666]

dude....you cry too fuckin much, for real....its tha internet: NO ONES CARES !!!

[demonata7]

what video is he talkign about can u tell me?

[meplaycs]

u fuckin gay u tramp u dont have a girlfriend u ugly bich so fuck and dont say fuck u to me bich fuck ur self

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Does going around to other people and making fun of them make you feel better about yourself? That's kind of sad. I Really sorry for you. YouTube search "JoeBobOneHalf girlfriend."

[Calrox6]

Hey Man you are a mother fucking n00b, I agree with you about the ps3 smashing cos i hate sony, but before u go out and waste 800bucks on a ps3 u should buy a camera that doesn't have a 2 second audio delay. and about your girlfriend she doesnt exist buddy ( i dont have a GF right now but i dont lie about it )

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I just watched the video and I saw no 2-second audio delay (maybe a half second one, but no 2 seconds. Is it possible you have a shitty computer and just have too many applications running.

[amazingdavidman]

This guy is the hilarious definition of a loser.  Such a loser.

[shinivan]

"Joe boobs and a half" jajajaja looseerrrrrr

[Smidthomas]

Joe you fucking gay

Get laid with youre dog or somthing go and get a damm life

You realy suck

I hope they remove youre damm ugly face from youtube !!!

FUCK YOU

[silentsource]

ill check out ur girlfriend f*ck that pu55y

[silentsource]

dont be mad cause ur on your p*riod f*g

[shinivan]

joe boobs one half and rocketcrockett are a nerdass couple jajaja

[MurderChrist]

AHAHAHAH U LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS. UR FACE IS HILARIOUS HAHAHhA THANK YOU FOR POSTING UR FACE ON THE INTERNET.

[RocketCrockett]

man do u like being in a dark room, is that the room u and ur boyfriend rape each other

[RocketCrockett]

u dont need to respond to us, u choose too, and shinivan, man stfu, who are u to speak, and third i doubt enyone wa son that phone in the video

[shinivan]

rocketcrockett is joe boobs one halfass boyfriend.

[youareoffidiot]

Men ,i think u all write.

Very nice

[GAMERkid88]

support

[kineasx]

lmao, you go on about catergories for over a minute and a half?? I doubt there was anyone on that phone lol...

[RocketCrockett]

Definition of retard: JoeBobOneHalf

[alex9227]

AHAHAHAHA

What a waste of time

[RocketCrockett]

Look at the catergorie. . . lmao, ur fuckin retarted. . . look at the categorie. . .lmao, ur making an ass of urself. . . . Your doumb as hell. . . lmao. . . . . girlfriend, u mean boyfriend, so shut up fag, ur gay

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I'm not gay, sorry to disappoint you. Don't worry, you'll find yourself a man one day.

[RocketCrockett]

wow joe, didnt u say that to someone else, lmao, good one there, and i am dissapotined cause u dont even know u r gay. . . how sad

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Yes, I have to respond to a few dozen of you guys ever day. You can't expect me to be creative every time. Still, I have a girlfriend, we've been going steady for 1 years 8 months. Frankly, I don't need your seal of heterosexuality. I know I am, that's all I need.

[shinivan]

cua cua cua cua

[Longiie]

haha joe kicks ass

[halojames360]

its in news and polotics

[dimwad420]

cock suckker!

[JoeBobOneHalf]

No thank you, though I appreciate the offer. Don't worry, you'll find yourself a man one day.

[dimwad420]

Shut up fag your the one whos going out with a man! haa she looks like a fuckin sasquach

[JoeBobOneHalf]

Does that make you feel better about your sad, lonely little life? Putting other people down? Well release your pain, I can take it.

[dimwad420]

yea to bad my life is awsome gettin drunk n stoned every weekend, cock suckeer joebobonehalf should DIEEE

[licious1496]

I Get The Joke For Sure And The People Who This does't

Get The Joke Fuck Out Of Here

[mondaymg]

stfu u dickface

[jpster829]

A lot of people probably missed the tag in your original response, because it wasn't funny. It was good material for a satire, but you butchered the delivery.