Zero Punctuation: Fallout 3

[Hiyawoffa]

Gah, that punchline physically hurt it was so bad.

[DeathnoteBB]

I was worried you were just gonna rag on Fallout 3 since it's a game I really like but so far it's just funny in a good way xD

[DeathnoteBB]

@BurningRaids Skyrim = Oblivion

[javelin901]

@BurningRaids what came first FO or TES?

[kingplutoxiao1]

@BurningRaids Fallout is Oblvion with guns basicially, and Skyrim is just a patched version of oblivlion.

[zhazha23]

3:48 Hatception.

[TheTlureyTV]

@BurningRaids Its funny coz they are made by the same company

[wolfson109]

@BurningRaids So really, Skyrim is Oblivion with guns, if you replaced those guns with different swords?

[psymaster330]

i dont live in Australia. what is branston pickle?

[VoreTechz1985]

@psymaster330 A brand i think, like Bicks.

[dROUFrank]

@psymaster330 It's a brand of, basically, pickle spread. It comes in jars or squeeze bottles and it goes well on sandwiches, crackers, or any other form of wheat that you also put cheese on. It's extremely good, but it's got nothing to do with Australia. It can be had relatively easily in most major anglophone cities, so if you live anywhere that's anywhere they speak English you should be able to find it and I highly recommend doing so.

[xYEAHNAHx]

@BurningRaids you dont get it?

[navyman4]

I CHECKED!

You DO pop out of your mums Vagina in the intro!

Yatzee DID NOT MAKE THAT (crazy isht) UP!

That is freaking disgusting!

[TriniKnight01]

@BurningRaids It's a vicious cycle of cannibalism. :P

What they mean is that Bethesda pillaged its Oblivion engine, gameplay style and design philosophy to make Fallout 3, then went on to rip off the innovations they invented in Fallout 3 to create Skyrim.

But since it's their own products, it's not stealing as such. More like moderate laziness :P

People forget that Bioware did exactly that with Knights of the Old Republic/Neverwinter Nights.

[Falloutin3]

Whats the ponit of going to gun battle with swords when you have gun ! By the way i got my name from this game ... With a in in it

[MadFishFood]

Youtube should have some ''reduce speed'' feature so i can actually understand better what yahtzee says.

[TheUltimaXtreme]

@MadFishFood They do, it's called HTML5.

[supersoniche]

@BurningRaids Fallout 3 has swords. people who say that are retards.

[Regginyaga]

@BurningRaids well its true

[daazproductions]

@BurningRaids So basicly Skyrim is Oblivion with more swords.

[nolab143691]

@daazproductions less swords lol

[nolab143691]

@daazproductions less everything sorry 

[JranimatorAlexander]

@daazproductions and dragons

[javelin901]

@daazproductions NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Oblivion is Skyrim with LESS swords! XD

[Togutas]

@javelin901 Thats exactly what he said dduurrrrrrrrr

[DeathnoteBB]

@daazproductions yeah pretty much. I know oblivion never had hammers

[pokefan1359]

@daazproductions and shouts

[Squashylemon]

@daazproductions you'd be surprized at how different it is..... but, I'm more of a space guy then fantasy.

[CaptainDynamite110]

0:42

HAY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS IN THIS VID? D:

[MrShimonsama]

this in nitpicking to the max

[Quintonir]

I remember one of my favourite things about Fallout 3 happened at the start. My INT was at 9, and I would leg it to Rivet City as fast as I could to get the bobblehead so I could get the most skill points. But the best thing about this is that that area is way out of your league, and it's genuinely nerve-wracking (and therefore awesome) to helplessly scuttle my way across the desolate cityscape, hoping for the love of god that those bastard mercernaries don't show up with their killer robots.

[Sephlock]

A dingy post apocalyptic what?

[pokemaster5461]

fallout 4 is suposed to takeplace in New York

[TheTwistedHairs]

@pokemaster5461 No, Bethesda hasn't said ANYTHING about Fallout 4 other than insinuating that they are making it.

[Ygdrasel]

I hate this game. New Vegas was slightly less boring. But still, I can't help but think the Fallout 3 and 4 that Black Isle had been developing (before layoffs and the studio going under) would have been so much better. Certainly less of a butchering of the originals.

[NuggetGames]

Branston Pickle.

[MegaJesusFucker]

Fallout 3 is the direct creation of god

[Arachi123]

@MegaJesusFucker Than what is the Elder Scrolls?

[MegaJesusFucker]

@Arachi123 Jesus's direct creation, so it's like a vicarious creation of god

[emperor9271]

I take it he likes branston pickle...

[SorasBro]

Ron Perlman did the intro...

[theqman24]

to many hours playing this. I still remember where the b behemoths are at.

[TwilightAngel35]

@theqman24 close...named mine cockballs

[TheFlammableGas]

@MrChipscolaman By the sound of it, you're never going to do either of those.

[MrChipscolaman]

I choose to have sex instead of playing fallout 3

[Macke360]

@MrChipscolaman that's too bad, fallout 3 is better than sex

[sirspamalot3]

@MrChipscolaman how about both, at the same time!

[RyleyAshford]

"... and I forget that the Thief series are the only games that have ever done stealth well..." Um. Splinter Cell, Yahtzee?

[BuzzardCraft]

@xFIRERUSHx 4) ??? 5) PROFIT.

[ShirosakiX]

@b1bls1337 then dont play it while the rest of us do it

[TheClassikMan]

I never got what's so fun about Fallout 3, I found it to be tedious.

[nuttex]

@BurningRaids Who said that? Never heard of that.

[b1bIs1337]

skyrim isn't good you fucking idiots

[shadowyuiop]

@b1bIs1337 Excuse me sir, but are you lost or something? as you can see from the video's title (top of the page) this is a fallout three review. If your going to incoherently insult a game, you should probably go to the correct video of whatever your insulting. Otherwise, you come across as stupid.

[b1bIs1337]

@shadowyuiop if you took 3 minutes to realize the if you stopped putting in so much effort into reading a thesaurus you could realize that I was talking to the general subscribers that can't contain their little hipster shits within anything worthwhile.

[raubana]

Wow. He gave a POSITIVE review?! (And yes, I watched the entire video). Strange.

Why didn't he bring up the shitty voice acting? All he said was the dude from the intro fell of the earth...

[rockinsparzy105]

@raubana

You mean like @ 1:56 ?

[drmattwins]

Is this supposed to be a copy from purepwnage? because if it is, its shit.

[lordmatthijs13]

at first i was thinking at the start NOO YHATZEE SAID IT WAS GOOD!!

[TheNotKyleSullivan]

The only game he seemed to like...Fallout 3. I love this game

[ETiWells]

@TheNotKyleSullivan I'll be polite and assume you haven't been here long. Check the reviews for Portal and Shadow of the Colossus.

[xFIRERUSHx]

1) Load as many Zero Punctuation videos as you can.

2) Play them all at the same time

3) get ready for your ear to bleed from all the simulatenous speed talking.

[sqi8000]

@xFIRERUSHx Die content knowing you died listening to the most awesome reviewer ever.

[haosboss]

@xFIRERUSHx Not to mention the theme song.

[MrBenchCombuster]

@xFIRERUSHx This is what it must feel like to be insane D:

[425599167]

@xFIRERUSHx

The madness! THE MADNESS!!!

[inyourfacesociety]

@xFIRERUSHx You're a mad man, A MAD MAN!

[FutureLper]

@xFIRERUSHx To me, it sounds like Yatziee got cloned about 40 times, and they all started talking to each other.

[gibbomanland]

@xFIRERUSHx 8/ wow that was....wow.

[Zandonus]

@xFIRERUSHx That was AMAZING !!! omg.

[gregour11]

@xFIRERUSHx so...much...speaking

[Superfreak937]

@xFIRERUSHx Oh god this is hilarious

[TBman256]

@xFIRERUSHx 4) profit

[floogenberry]

@xFIRERUSHx 4) problem economy

[TheNerdyTerd]

@xFIRERUSHx  I feel ear-raped.

[JnKa801]

@xFIRERUSHx I fixed this for you

1) Load as many Zero Punctuation videos as you can.

2) Play them all at the same time

3) Look like the biggest punce alive.

[5teampunker]

The Fallout 3 teaser trailer is the best of all time.

[DragonVictor]

........

Yeah it's pretty good.

[horrorandclassics]

Fucking brilliant 

[Mikeybetts]

great ending punchline

[OSeraphim]

Fallout 3 is my favorite game of all time

[cosmiquerequiem]

@OSeraphim Have to say it's pretty good.



[halowarrior1000]

The only real problem with me is the Random clanking you might hear under the ground which is a clipping error and how they all say "WHAT'S THE MATTER CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!" which has become an inside joke between me and my freinds. Overall the music is great and there's so many ways to play it.

[ThwartAbyss54]

You should do a Fallout 2 review.

[Goddamitijustwantana]

Why do people talk to him on YouTube? He is even less likely to read these.

[anonomous1324]

Batman did stealth well (by his own acknowledgment)

[JoeTheMeatbag]

Best review-ending pun ever. Of all time.

[7CellarDoors]

Skyrim must be done. Make it so, great Yahtzee of legend.

[PsychoticSnake]

@7CellarDoors That would be interesting; one of the harshest critics online meets the game that I have been told is ten times greater than having sex and watching My Little Pony at the same time.

[7CellarDoors]

@PsychoticSnake Thats a bit of an exaggeration. Its more like 7 or 8 times.

[AcesGlory]

@PsychoticSnake #bronypride

[blickluke]

@PsychoticSnake What game?

[PsychoticSnake]

@blickluke Skyrim. He's since reviewed it.

[blickluke]

@PsychoticSnake really? i haven't found it?

[eran5005]

@PsychoticSnake Are you talking about Skyrim? cause if you are i think you just hit the overstatement of the century - skyrim is very entertaining and it certainly made me wonder about where a 120 or so hours of my life have gone to, but its still far away from the credit you shower on it.

And as for Yahtzee, he's not a harsh critic, he's just a self loving self righteous anti social chronic malcontent - and i wouldn't have him any other way :P

[cattacer]

@7CellarDoors He has, go to the website :)

[7CellarDoors]

@cattacer Check the date on that comment. That review had not yet been done when I wrote that.

Thanks anyway.

[thebeardlessman]

@7CellarDoors

It's on the escapist, the videos on here are like months old. If you want his more recent AAA titles then go to theescapist(.)com. Just click on videos>zero punctuation

[7CellarDoors]

@thebeardlessman I am very well aware of the site and Yahtzee's work that is displayed there, as I have been frequenting The Escapist for many years now. Thank you for your consideration anyway :)

[legodiner]

Jam with puss LOL

[thewoopdeedoo]

Oh yahtzee, you so witty!

:P

[CubicInsanity]

Fallout was interesting and typically had the ability to make me shit my pants, but otherwise, I got fed up with it pretty quick. Mostly because the stealth in the game was complete and utter shit.

(I'm a whore for stealth.)

[DJdoppler1]

I would like to know if he actually takes time to breathe every so often.

[catgeeks]

fallout doesn't come close to oblivion. just sayin

[Ralfast]

@catgeeks : No.

[benbjamin1234]

What is branstrom pickle anyway?

[rockinsparzy105]

@benbjamin1234

It's good but very vinegary.

[apex2000]

ah the classic fall out 3 review of fall out 3 for fall out 3

[likecrunchyness]

Yahtzee's really making me consider trying this Branston Pickle LOL.

[chanelMAN23]

fallout 3 reviews first suggestion is 3 - way ... interesting rather interesting

[bloodystain]

"Thief series are the only games that ever done stealth well..." I love you lol.

[zombipl0x]

"post-apocalyptic wasteland" more like post-apocalyptic western.

[15GamingGuy]

@zombipl0x Thats New Vegas

[zombipl0x]

@15GamingGuy If you've played any post-apocalyptic games a lot you suddenly start thinking "Oh god I hope this isn't another western."

[15GamingGuy]

@zombipl0x I know but Fallout: New Vegas is basically a western with lasers. The Tribes are Gangs, the NCR are the Deputies and all the weapons are basically the same.

[roklory300]

If oblivion is the polite good natured gift giver

fallout is the loud brash angerful little brother to the former

[hill506]

2:20 "future offspring"

[booho1]

"There's a reason no one's tried mixing real time and turned based combat before." Look at Frozen Synapse :)

[MitchellGBerube]

ok people calm down this video are like a roast the video is sapose to make of of it it the point and it true he dose make fun of a lot of games i like but that what this videos are for so i dont bitch at him for because i know what im geting in to

[fanaticmoron]

I love this game simply for the immersive atmosphere and the stories you can find by just exploring. For example can anyone explain to me the three skeletons all holding huge amounts of cash?

[tmacandcheese1]

Actually, Real-Time and Turn-Based combat have been mixed =P One of my favorite games actually, Eternal Sonata, though You'd hate it =P it's a JRPG xD

[indu111]

The best part about this game is that no matter what choices you have or what decisions you make, out of a million possibilities, you still get the same satisfactory ending... great game :) Great rant !:)

[djduaneB]

You sir are a CUNT..and as stewie griffin once said.."Im going to KILL you"!!!!

[dacoolray]

@djduaneB He actually gave fallout 3 a relatively positive review.

[glenloovens1]

oblivions is so better than fallout :D

[swizecheeze]

@glenloovens1 Yet both the games have nothing to do with eachother?

[glenloovens1]

@swizecheeze but am talikng about gameplay story stuff to do

[swizecheeze]

@glenloovens1 Story? Gameplay? Stuff to do?

1. The story has NOTHING to do with fallout 3

2. The gameplay for oblivion. Has fatigue and Magika.

3. Stuff to do in fallout 3 is REALLY different than oblivion. And a little plus: The gameplay and stuff to do really are both.

[glenloovens1]

@swizecheeze i prefer it :L

[swizecheeze]

@glenloovens1 I do aswell. But still :I

[glenloovens1]

@swizecheeze i have just always prefered swords and shields to guns and robots :D

[djduaneB]

@glenloovens1 you have no idea what ure talkin bout oblivion is a borefest meant for the hardcore rpgist...fallout 3 on the other hand is more of an adventure, shooter rpg that combines genres.

[TheAppifier]

@djduaneB I never thought I'd see someone who knew what they were "talkin bout" say Oblivion is for hardcore RPG players.

However I try to be open-minded, I can't see why you'd say that. Hmm... is it the RP aspect of TES games you mean, perhaps? Other than that, I'm buggered if I can see any hardcore RPG in it. Not a bad game, but... just... no.

[Kelysa9]

Skyrim better have the same engine without a billion glitch fuckups and then re-make the world to keep me dazzled for more than ten minutes.

[SuperNateclark]

@Kelysa9 skyrim has a whole new engine >_>

[SimponsMaster]

Frank Zappa refference <3

[oopsIdidasuper]

@SimponsMaster It's hardly a reference when he just said 'Frank Zappa'.

[magic666z]

Fallout One of the best RPG games ever EVER!

[magic666z]

@magic666z 3

[DrOktobermensch]

I wonder when he will review new vegas if he will at all.

[RelentlessShooter]

@DrOktobermensch he already did.

[LibJumper]

Had a mouthfull of milk when I hit the play button. Spent the next 4 minutes, 26 seconds trying to keep that milk inside my mouth.

[Zevvion]

@LibJumper

Why not just swallow it?

[crazy4sian]

@LibJumper "Milk"

[CombustibleLemons13]

Why does no-one spell properly?

[An0maly96]

@Dem0555

They were released you yt a week ago. The real one is on the escapist.com and has plenty of comments.

[DeM0555]

Why does noeone comment on these?

[CzMDavid]

@DeM0555 becouse smart people watch them? you know, the kind that doesn't feel the need to beg for thumbs up, quote videos while rofling and roleplay their favourite characters becouse they are extremely insecure?!? if you take those comments out of an average video you suddenly have only a handful of comments, mostly debating the meaning of life, why on a youtube I have no effing clue.

[DeM0555]

@CzMDavid im sorry then.. i guess

[SOGSpiritsofGrimSOG]

@CzMDavid You sir are correct

[nmgh101]

@CzMDavid its like someones status on facebook about a little girl who saw jesus ---___--- its true

[YoungJusticeRobin]

@CzMDavid Don't hate on roleplayers.

[powerhousejp]

@YoungJusticeRobin Trust me, we deserve the hate. :D

[YoungJusticeRobin]

@powerhousejp NoooooOOooOOOoOOOKay.

[XxHeadPhoneZxX]

@CzMDavid I agree with you mate but your comment have carried more weight if u didn't spell the first word wrong.

[GreatStuffism]

:) I love fallout 3

[nroland99]

@GreatStuffism every one does. the overseer is watching

[bpomatto]

@GreatStuffism i just bought fallout 3

[Gamerono]

@bpomatto Goodluck it's amezing :D