The Osbournes 1x01 - There Goes the Neighborhood - Part 2/2

[DovahGFX]

Don't use drugs... LOL!

[MYLORDOZZYOSBOURNE]

Ozzy was going through one of those drug abuse moments during this show buht everybody loves OZZY <3

[minecabus13]

How old his kids have ?

[LeonSK96]

perfect family. crazy, with a great humor and FUCKEN HEAVY METAL

[MichaelHansenFUN]

3:00 Talking Heads - Burning Down the House

someone needs to post the original tv broadcast instead of the DVD

[shanelly94ant]

the security gaurd was lookin like wat the hell have i gotten myself into while watching jay leno and ozzy perform lmao

[MichaelHansenFUN]

3:04 LOVE THAT MOMENT OZZY IS SO GOOD!!!

[junkabuttafli05]

*holding up cigarettes* this shit will kill you faster than crack!

[SuperDreamKiller1]

If I were in school with Jack I would of totally been his friend :)

[batekozo]

When he starts singing he is an allien. And in live - just an ordinary man

[MichaelHansenFUN]

3:01 "Burning it all down" I VIDEOTAPED THE SHOW and i swear originally ozzy quoted either a talking heads song or a MADNESS song from the 80's, just one line "BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE", i guess because of royalties and pauyment they had to change it for the dvd!

[MichaelHansenFUN]

2:28 - 3:47 I LOVE IT!!! i wish ozzys explanation was a seperate youtube video!!!

[xleosharonx]

remember kids:

sex always with condom!!!

thats what ozzy said :D

[TheMrTjavo]

I was searching for the Adams... google took me here but Ozzy is so awesome I can watch this instead

[scholte]

keeping up with the kardashians CAN FUCK OFF :)

[LawsonMovies]

Ozzy= Peter

Sharon=Lois

Jack=chris/stewie

Kelly=Meg...

[UnknownSoul1234]

@LawsonMovies

Was that suppose to been a joke? Cause if it was then it wasn't all that funny.

[LawsonMovies]

SHARON!!!

[bigpandadog23]

ozzy looks unamuzed with his performance i could be wrong

[vTupaczGhosTv]

ozzy is a fucking legend hahahahahaha

[LilGrey456]

What's the song at the end with love can be so fine life can be so sweet.. Anyone help please.

[lilscrimpy113]

he would be the best fucking dad ever!!!

[nico2710]

Ozzy said he was high all time when recording this shit haha

[SEPAET]

@nico2710 You'd have to be stoned off your ass to think Leno is funny.

[nico2710]

@SEPAET You'd have to be stoned of your ass to think ANYTHING running on American television is funny really...

[TheeAsianX]

i love you all more then life but you're all fucking mad

[DJDiebie]

Can someone please tell me the name of the song at 6:49 ?

[MrPabloFTW]

Michael looks like deep down he hates his job.

[90Randy90]

OMG! :38 seconds it's Trujilo!

Heh

[ReekingHav0k]

@90Randy90 saw that to lol. i went back and i was like is that Trujillo?

[abbiegallagher941]

'Please do not get drunk or get stoned tonight....cuz I'm fucking pissed off that i can't, and if you have sex wear a condom'

hahahahaha love ozzy <3

[tiffcali06]

its 2011 & Im still loving this show. I laugh my ass so much! <3

[destinyranne]

i love ozzy he is my idiol

[nattles1221]

I-I-I-I I Cant Understand Ozzy, But I Laugh Anyway XD

[Karisha123]

Can someone plzz say the name of song? - 2:27

[missy903]

Michael's face during Ozzy's performance. He looked so unamused.

[cuppateaaa]

"I love you all... I love you more than life itself... but you're all fucking mad!"

Gotta love Ozzy!

[yungdragon31]

How can that security guard have that disgusted look on his face sitting in that room, watching the legend perform while sitting in the room with the legend himself! Lol, say what u wanna say about me, but I'd have the biggest kool-aid grin on my face. lol

[ludaswifee]

lol 2:06 SECURITY GUARD does not look at all impressed,,!!

[mibevan]

ozzys 4 favorite letters

F-U- C- and K

[caseyrmma365]

his fridge is bigger than my room

[girl123interrupted]

"write me a note" hahahahaha Ozzy is so funny.

[Shabalaidaa]

Kelly = Maria Serifovic

[Hrko1992]

LOL ''jack's not one of those people that will socialise and hang at mallls and look at moovies'' next scene *jack stabbing paper box with a bayonet* LOL cracked me up xD sorry for my grammar but im drunk lol

[Watsapmazafaka]

...and don't have sex without condom! (epic face)

[bgilstrap80]

I wish they had the "Ozzy Translator" on. You can get that on the DVDs. Haha!

[hoppsan4]

lol this shit will kill you faster than crack

[Cathiine]

hahah, the securuty guard doesnt look so impressed by Ozzy`s singing. xD

[BitternessBarbie94]

Haha 2:13 "These crazy ass rich white folks."

[substatic258]

i feel sorry for all the kids who only know Ozzy as that weird guy on MTV.

[joulupukki3smurffi]

@Jethrofinger thanks very much :)

[therockguitarist96]

Lucky they could fight and cuss and shit and they just got told to knock it off

[XxBIOHAZARD25xX]

FUCK THE KARDASHINS!

[joulupukki3smurffi]

about how old are jack and kelly in this?

[Jethrofinger]

@joulupukki3smurffi

Kelly was born in 1984, Jack was born in 1985. The premiere was in March 2002 so the footage is from 2001.

Kelly: 17-18, Jack: 16-17

[SimonTheSmartestOne]

(: I would be friends with Jack...

[FizzyGumDrop]

was that guitar hero on the tv?

[Jordan12295]

Who's the blonde woman with them in the kitchen?

[comedygold224]

@Jordan12295 That's Melinda, the nanny.

[cindy600]

@comedygold224 lol why is there so many thumbs up for a nanny..lol

[TheUnholyLazaro]

i want ozzy as my father lol

[saradrai]

@comedygold224

Thanks for the vids!!!!!!!!!!!

[MICKEYISLOWD]

6.40 absolutletly awesome kelly face CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dongeros8]

Ozzy is the greatest dad ever :3

[91137732]

We want the osbournes back!!

[Marekitten59]

bring the Osbournes back on the telly!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mistyxwyx]

Awwwwwwwwwww Ozzy's sooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Imma Fan Girl!

[MissMia916]

thanks for posting all these! this must be my 10th time watching them all through, keeps me sane at work 0=)

[walshy2089]

"please dont get drunk or stoned tonight cause im fucking pissed cause i cant" lmao

[MissMia916]

@walshy2089 LMFAO is THAT what he says? I could never make it out, thats awesome!

[axljacoby]

@SemphasNecros drugs are bad! smoke some pot!

[TheVampireLucinda]

Ozzy is fucking amazing.

[IlovePaulMcCarteny]

Ozzy has sexy legs

[HeartPiece4u]

6:48 ozzy syas , and if you have sex wear a condom. he says it like nothing XD.

sharron who cares what the nighbors think thats ozzy,s house, he can do whatever he whants.

[hhh285]

is this the time when robert is still play bass for ozzy??oh yes

[BONJOVI795]

eversince kelly was born she has what we call a wobbler.. its kind of a freak out

*ozzy starts pulling funny faces*

hahahahahahhhahaha

[NJW4ever]

hahha when she kisses ozzy what the fuck is on ur mouth hahaha

[the1xbox1mafia]

3:13 hahhhahahaha

[iamcretin]

hahaha i love the osbournes when i was little and used to watch this i used to pretend i was part of the osbourne family! great tv :)

[midnightforever1]

haha how can you not understand him i understand every word he sayz xD woo! OZZY

[Petriealright]

Robert Trujillo at 0:36!!! =D

[BeBritishBProud]

5:55 - 5:59 Does anyone know what it is?

[comedygold224]

@BeBritishBProud Sigarettes I think.

[xxxchaotixxx]

@comedygold224 Learn to spell.

[comedygold224]

@xxxchaotixxx Wow, what a rude and unnecessary comment. For your information, not everyone is from an English speaking country. I can spell perfectly well in German, Dutch and Swedish, I'm deeply sorry if I offended you because my English isn't perfect.

[xxxchaotixxx]

@comedygold224 If you happen to know how to spell everything you just did, CIGARETTES shouldn't be such a difficult word to figure out now should it?

[comedygold224]

@xxxchaotixxx Actually it kinda is, first of all I don't come across that word every day (unlike other words like 'rude' or 'unnecessary') and second cigarettes is spelled very differently in different languages, although the word is similar. In German it's Zigaretten, in Dutch Sigaretten in Swedish Cigaretter. So I think you can see how I got confused.

[jjk696969]

@comedygold224 im not trying to offend you but its ironic that your english is perfect except for spelling cigarrete wrong. if your english was so bad that you spell cigarette wrong then i highly doubt youd be able to spell "unneccesary" correct like you did. come on bud, its less embarassing just to admit you spelled it wrong because its obvious that your first language is english. and if its spelled cigaretter in swedish thats all the more reason to know how to spell it in english. drop the r

[comedygold224]

@jjk696969 Well this is a bit of a pointless discussion, but I am from the Netherlands actually, I live in Amsterdam at the moment. I don't know how to prove it to your though.. I'll take suggestions!

[chester691]

@jjk696969 mate give up.. all those different languages your bound to get confused

[cerelilqt]

@BeBritishBProud They are cigarettes, they do indeed kill you faster than crack =P

[Kayla82988]

3:40 is my favorite part lmao

[doctorcoley]

I can understand every single word Ozzy says, no problem. Probably because I've got family in Birmingham and know the brummy accent well. I imagine Americans have a hard time getting what he says.

[Dslater417]

@doctorcoley Not really. I don't think because you have family in Birmingham is the reason you can understand him either. I'm American, I can understand him. I just think it's the drugs that have done it to him.

[annaxmorrison]

hahahah Ozzy's face at 8:51 LMAO ;DDD

[BAMDANAproductions]

Both Ozzy and Michael were stoned the whole time during the taping of the Osbournes. The only thing wrong was that Michael was always listening to Run DMC.

[inuamaru]

"That's on camera Kelly! I'm showing mom!" lol. i dont think that really matters haha

[naso0]

"STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!!" >_<

[RecycleMeRacheltm]

"That's on camera, Kelly! I'm showing mom!"

lmfao

[Nightshade142]

"And if you have sex wear a condom." *thumbs up

[guddebuddy]

haha "Jack and Kelly are still fighting. And husband still moaning 'cause he still can't work the remoat control" i lold so much from that:D,,gotta love Ozzy and this show:D,,was at his concert about to months ago! fuckin loved it:D<3!

[Oneness01]

"If you have sex wear a condom" lol best advice ever!! loool

[MajaEleonora]

"Write me a note."

[love12508]

If youve listened to him talk as much as i has youll understand every word without trying ^_^

[JinyChannel]

Love that :D:D thank u so much

[filth69ify1]

LOL!!! It's All About Ozzy And The Remote! Best Part of the Show Lol!!!

[yagamichi17]

They should put subs here XD

[yagamichi17]

Thaey should put subs here... XD

[TheNaomiengland]

I love watching this. I love this family

[The12Child]

It's tough for Ozzy to keep his children out of drugs!!

[zenidogari]

"That's on camera Kelly! Im showing that to mom!" LOL.

[bamaredd91]

Gotta love that "feeble old guy" walk Ozzy does. XD

[Horan28]

''Thats on camera kelly! Im showing that to mum!''

Haha if only we had the cameras in our house to prove it.

[babygiraffe123]

Ozzy's got the best laugh @ 0:52......lol. :D

[salinasn3]

ozzy remembers me of my dad, he is also a simple man but wen he gets something simple like a phone, he doesn't know wat to do! xD

[bruceleedisciple]

Jack and I did thai kickboxing together for years. He's a real cool guy, very generous. Always paid for everything when we'd hangout. He's got a good heart. His family are good people too....I never liked kelly though, haha.

[tlstark96]

@bruceleedisciple you were friends with jack, thats so fucking cool

[naibastie]

@bruceleedisciple

you really were friends with jack? Bloody hell,thats great!

[thethorn42]

Jack's not cool at school? no way.

[thegigantico]

jack aint cool at school? thats not possible Oo

[MasterLiam]

There's Rob from Metallica!

[loyderving1]

Robert! 0:37

[breedome]

I own a hard time talking so I can kind of relate to Ozzy in a cheesy way. Also I would watch my Grandma undress to be the son of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne ... But Kelly just takes her parents money for granted

[joeblowthehot]

kelly is being pushed into a career

[vancepar08]

Damn people could just blink and an argument will start.

[Killingglorie]

Ozzy isn't a satanist though.... He just likes that kinda crap

[taishi]

@Killingglorie yup thats true, the man's a christian but he likes to piss ppl off with talk of prince of darkness and stuff.

[MasterLiam]

@Killingglorie Nah he hates it he just goes along with it fro business

[LethalMetalHead]

the nabourst thing a satan head on the door is strang? their nabours are Ozzy Fecking Osbourn for crist sake.... what did they ecspect?

[Kurasutaru]

@LethalMetalHead lol s true haha...

[Fonniewoodstock1969]

@LethalMetalHead where in the fuck did you learn how to spell?

[comedygold224]

@Fonniewoodstock1969 I guess in Norway.

[Addicted890189]

Lol fighting like cats and dogs! =P

[101venner]

and please have a 6pack kondom

[MuffDiver80]

Such a weird family ha.

[pika23]

Ohh thanks for posting these! Btw...is that black guy the one who robbed them a few seasons into the series?

[1996cloudstrife]

I love you all, I love you all more than fucking life itself but your all fucking mad! XD crease

[bartsimpsonforprez]

looks like kelly was having that time of the month.....

[NARATO0]

hahaha this shit will kill you faster then crack lol

[N00B1FY3R]

"thats on camera kelly. im showing that to mom"

[MrJonepee]

What a happy family! XD

[BeachDude0092]

Whats the name of the son g from 02:20 - 02:30?

[sniperyall88]

3:00 first fire of the house

4:50 first emotion breakdown in the house

3:57 first cock nock of the house

[sniperyall88]

hahaha 9:04 is the best of the whole video

[WaitingForABubble]

lol.. "ozzy is still angry because he still doesn't know how to use the remote control"

lol!

[angelxsid]

If I was as rich as The Osbournes, I'd build my own house. Forget buying one.

[JosephV19]

i love the 5:56 whos are these this shit will kill u faster than crack fucking funny as hell.

[iceandsteele]

I think it's safe to say that this was one of the first "reality shows" - MTV's gone to shit and beyond since...

[MikaylaaMadisonn]

How could you even understand what they were saying if this was bleeped?

[TheOsbournesfan]

Hm, i wonder what its like seeing yourself on tv performing! lol, the look on ozzy's face made me laugh! lol 2:09

[LewieVengeance]

this shit will kill you faster than crack !

[feanor]

Must be nice to be born into luxury.

[macrent2]

Oh, it is.......until the substance abuse!

[MsCherryWay]

"I love you all, I love you more than life itself, but you're all fuckin' mad". Gotta love Ozzy! =)

[WolfynoobSH]

love all season of them , its amazing , to see how a family of rock n roll is .

[Cashback13]

"Don't get Drunk and Don't Get Stoned Cause I'm PISSED OFF that I can't!" Brilliant Style of Parenting! I Love It!

[Retardetify]

so awesome family xD

[pumpkinpie567]

most of the time i don´t understand a word ozzy says ! xD

[95McLovin]

@pumpkinpie567 but who cares hes awsome? haha

[macrent2]

@pumpkinpie567 You have to be F*cking drunk to understand what he says!

[dtsioutsiouris]

@pumpkinpie567 me too

[gomlumlom]

ahaha! "Jack and Kelly are still fighting, and husband still moaning cause he cant work the remote control....but we're home!" LOL

[FightingForFreedom23]

Rob Trujillo having dinner with Ozzy...I wonder if Lars and James were there too lol

[stanmarshpwnz]

ha ha i hope so i love them but especially kirk

[sara6787]

@FightingForFreedom23 noo at that time Rob was playing bass for ozzy..

[draculathekid]

i would like to have a dad like Ozzy no drinks no alcohol and if you are going to sex use a condom jajaja

[applemansanas]

haha... i like jack and kelly

[enfrypunk]

nobody knows the title of the song at 02:23?

[rebeccacomer]

its that beck song

[rebeccacomer]

i think its called "loser" by Beck

[babygiraffe123]

I love the "Burning Kettle" bit. LOL!! Too funny. :D

[QuikVidGuy]

A blood clot doesn't seem like the sort of thiong you'd normally brag about.