A SONG FOR MY EXES! Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY

[kudravata]

LOL LIZZY THE LEZZY RULES :)))

[misstique08]

ok i think i'm on the wrong channel

[Xx8902lolxX]

haha BoOoOOoooOOoOOoOOOOOooooOOoO00­00ooOO00Bs I loved that part and btw I know how to play this song ,... it's super fun I love it xD

[sisterzR4everr]

catchy ,,, ((;

[stw33ty1luv]

lmao @ 'thank you girls thank you very munch' Subscribed :)

[orangelez]

thank you very munch xxxxxxx

[jessmjfan989]

lmao! XDDDD i love the tune XD

[Varuna1510]

I love this.

[Ularin]

Dies laughing! So frigging funny!

[AustralianWild]

Pure Talent! you should write a funny song about the westbro baptist church idiots - that'd be hilarious

[fairy687]

33 people dont have souls

[ladidivine123]

LMFAO!! SHE SAID "THANK YOU VERY MUNCH"

[Engride1]

yah i love it

[SummerGolden2013]

This is hilarious. :)

[TellMeMoreGirl]

Who eles was singing the song by the end? Come on you know we ALL were.

[Mrcapo100]

Who says that you you be lesbian gay or bisexual to enjoy this?

[professionalDQ]

Wicked song.

It's nice that you can be friends with your exes. I'm not a lesbian but I still speak to one of my exes. Nice to have no bitterness between you sorta thing.

I love Lizzy the Lezzy!!

Inspirational cartoon comedian? Yeah xx

[Sparklesnightnday619]

:)

[hanjs]

I'm as tall as a pole and have got a mole on my nose. Awkward.... :/

[thelaudrybasket]

@hanjs the question--do you let people shove anything into your whole?

[bige809]

lol i fucking love this song. thank you for posting this. made my day :) i might learn this song now to sing with all of my friends

[milkalia100]

weirdo no offense.

[csandy427]

i guess ur break up wasn't that bad. my exes are gone to texas. we're not even friends!

[SpiderMaster19]

lol

[Oeakari]

What are the chords ? I am dying to play this song. Thank you very munch

[lizzythelezzy]

@Oeakari think it's just G and C all the way through - not too complicated! enjoy :)

[redheaddolly]

Thank you very munch! I recognize myself and my girlfriend in those descriptions lmao

[puregenius711]

Pop and lock the crockin croc and toss it in the trunk. I got the clap and herpes but I do not give a fuck. HEY!

[kantorforever]

Thank you very "Munch"? :D:D It's crazy! Very good, I love this song! :D

[nrthngrrl]

hahahaha so funny, please do come downunder to Sydney and do I live comedy show....not sure us lesso's will let you go though

[h0lygodess]

omg this is like totally funny xd awesome

[HOSTILE17]

My 3 yr old neice loves ur songs :P

[ThrashMetalQueen666]

LOL Great video. =D

 <3 LizzyTheLezzy

[TheGaCountryBoy2010]

omg i love this video its awsome and funny i like this comedy i added ya your comedy pretty damn good

[Youtomia]

"It seems funny to think that I used to lick her pussy" XDD Omg.

"..And their lovely pussies. Ladies, the pleasure was all mine."

"Mainly that I liked that she had ginger pubes" Ahlksjalgha. xD

I'm starting to wonder if this video was a compliment or insult towards them. xD

[karkkiliininam]

lizzy u rock :D

[29deridene]

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loveMATSUDA]

The ginger one reminds me of my girlfriend :') <3

[LisexualWhore]

I LOVE YOU! These videos are amazing!

[zitalee2]

make more lizzylezzy vids

[lexietexie11]

Im straight , but I <3 Lizzy.

[fanabm]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajjajaj­ajajajaja

[puregenius711]

This song would be am awesome ringtone.  XD. Your awesome

[StickWantButerfinger]

is it weird that this turned me on?

[spagerbot]

Oh no! The poor depressed girl! She reminds me of me. Hugs to a probably fictional character.

[lizzythelezzy]

@spagerbot haha! not totally fictional actually - based on a real person - will pass on the hugs! :)

[spagerbot]

@lizzythelezzy Okay good. Thank you very munch for caring about depressed wackjobs like me.

[NoNameJustMrAwesome]

@spagerbot does that mean your a lesbian?

[jonasisnumba1]

if i was a lesbian lizzy would be a great role model for me cuz she's proud and freakin hilarious

[Alereic]

Aah, the difficulties of playing guitar without fingers... Not bad at all.

[PsychoxXxTeddyxXx13]

Ahahahahaa... I love it.

Kudos.

[dancepants878]

LMFAO.

[dogchansey]

Is the thing about gingers true? >_< Sorry I just have to ask

[allanboy1994]

I LOVE LIZZY XD marry with me ! :D -q

[smexytbone]

BOOBS ARE AWESOME. ♥ 3♥

[thedetective22]

lol lezzy i wanna make u straight

[asihall]

Awesome song :D

[princejohnneyfan]

that...was the best 2 minutes, and 57 seconds of my life.

[Denamic]

Don't you have any SHAME?!

Just how can you do such a thing and not feel awful about it?

"Thank you very munch"?

That's a TERRIBLE pun!

Bad! Shame on you!

[sexiasaurousrexxxxx]

i love lizzie so much nd shes got good advice to l0l

[boomingpearl]

sounds lieka great drinking song

[MsMountaineers]

i'm a ginger thats not right

[noXgoodXdeedXgoesXun]

damn this is catchy. i started singing on an outing with my mother. oops!

[MsAmandaTan]

hahahah thank you very munch

[gaberful1]

your videos is sooooooo funny looool

[sweetlikez]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this!!! hahaha.. I'm sooo glad you added CC to the video too! I subscribed to ya! :)

[1UnbreakableAngel]

I like the fact this video shows anyone can be gay, you dont have to fit a stereotype :)

lol and its pretty damn funny!

[kasiaaa151]

love it!!

[rartar249]

this is so funny keep it up

[MrsChetBaker555]

"....was the best fucking sex that I've ever had!" LOL

[pumpkiny2]

i love your song Lizzy!!! you rock!

[Stickletickle]

my grandmother's name was lizzie, kinda got the feeling she was gay, anyway that sort of thing wasnt allowed back in the day round here, lucky for me.

[hopeless72]

OMG i freaking love it!

Is there anywhere where i can donwload this song?

[TJ120997]

"ladies,the pleasure was all mine" ROFL

[CoolMario18]

there should be a show hen lizzy sings about masturbating lesbians. ^.^ that would be so funny.

[CoolMario18]

thank u very munch girls looking foward to see u VERY soon. * mutters under breath* shit those were some tight drooling pussys . i DON'T want to see inside of lizzy's soul.

lol too extreme for me.

[scarleet105]

@CoolMario pffffft lol your no fun

[sewardgirl18]

haha i love these videos so much

[ahverypro]

omg

[crybabybutch22]

This beats all Ive ever seen....LOL!!!!!!

[BlueRoseFire]

lmao, kinda makes me want to make a song of my ex's XD

[squizyxo]

OMFG

my name is Lizzie

& my friend ryan always laughs and calls me

Lizzie the lezzy , then i found this

Ahhhh hahah !

but im bisexual not gay xD

[desertjade2]

lmao

[madgamerj1]

lol thank u very munch!! lol this is unbelievably funny i've gone through like 20 of these straight!

[PeachyVelvet]

looooooooooooooool

[lostinlove20photos]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA FUNNI SHIT =DD

[hallowell2010]

Hahahahaha I love it

[lxslne]

I played with her bum and I played with her BOOOBS!

funny shit

[punkgrl16]

lmao ginger pubes

[lidyisgoth]

lol! soo cute!! jaja I love this show!

[hyperbarbiex]

genious :) hahaaa

[JUGGALER19]

"Thank you girls, thank you very munch"

[poosungee]

puceeeeeeee.. hahaa

[nelithecomdy11]

you are so awesome!! I love this show lol

[gilmoregirls017]

my favorite!

[jaydock1]

ohhhh myyyy. My prudish lesbian heart is shocked. hahaha. Guilty pleasure, definitely.

[JazArianna]

@jaydock1 You & me both , :D

[cariberry3]

Wtf is wrong with you! Spread your homophobic bull somewhere else!

[Jibjub80]

Fuck off Rocraque, male muff muncher.

[tatyrules12]

lol He's a nob nibbler

[SaraCBuu]

haha yeah get right on that.. and i'm shore that Everyone watching this vid and reading this will stand right behind you.

[malonel1]

I kind of want this for my ring tone :D

[Jibjub80]

I'm going to remove the previous comment. Maybe, I was too critical. Thanks for the compliment about "Jibjub the gay guy." Apparently, somebody didn't like it though, the one who told me to f-off.

[351gtcobra]

thankyou girls thankyou very ***MUNCH!

[diablomuher]

hahahahahahaha...

booooooooobssssss(*chipmunk voice)

[splintercellchicken]

...wow. <===3

[charlez028]

LOL~ MORE!!!

[NoirNG]

I watched this for hours. It's still great! :)

[dasha731]

Thank U Lizzy Thank U very munch lol!!!

[witheyeslikethese]

I LOVE Lizzy the Lezzy!

[cancgiu1992]

omg i'm just giggling and giggling and giggling i LOVE lizzy<3

[livenlive]

lmao! im watching these vids and yeah..im lol and horney at the same time. lmao!

[RuteliaMari]

brilliant

[kdotbunnii]

lmmfaooooo omg

[33Anime33]

omg i clapped at the end XD weee *clap clap clap*

[ChimeraYuri]

Great stuff Love it

[darkwitchtori]

FUNNIEST ONE YET! ROFL!

[bibaby07]

lmfao. Lizzy is awesome !!

[o1BellaAmor]

hahaahahah

[habbogigi]

ur cool, but sometimes its too much for me sowie :D

[Sammydoodle14]

Had a shit day (because of an ex gf ironically) and this ended it on a good note! Love you Lizzy!

[gaya1323]

i love you so much!

you rock :)

[sexymay14]

hahahaha so funny, i went home so tired and this ones so funny it made all my tiredness away, thankssssss

[InaraReynolds]

funny I laughed so hard for so long it made me tired ... still can't stop giggling. I'm gonna subscribe!

[interpolluter29]

I wish I was born a girl. Hehe!

[lookathefishies]

I couldn't bare it when she sang " played with her bums and sucked on her BUUUOOOoBBBBSS !!!"

[RanibowBabyLes]

U ROCK LIZZY...!!!!!!

[riotcunt86]

This is so fucking funny. I love lizzy. lmaof...I played with bum and sucked on her boobs....

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks, you're a riot, cunt ;)

[TheInnerSanctuary]

There is just something so charming about a lesbian with an accent.

[aqueousvapor]

Thank you very munch! hahahahaaha! Awesome!

[tATy01]

lol she's so freakin funny

[lulimoody]

i would like to know the person who created Lizzy

[DukeadH]

It is very good job!

I will support you.

The girl looks like chinese. missing some "art".

[deckata]

the pleasure was all mine xD

[mA3RiN4]

its so cool...its so funny....

[OutLesbian]

You are Soooo Awesome, you Crack me Up..

[lucisak]

I'm Lizzyyyy the lezzyyyy..... :-D

[Lynndenial]

Ridiculously catchy =D

[GREYBURYGHOST]

lizzy, i love you with all my heart!!!

[iknowjcluvsme]

hahaha this is so funny and cute!

[lizzydog123]

Hey Your awsome!!!! Your funny to! So cool to know a comedian to!! Your awsome!!!

[BijiSan]

are these all real people you've dated, Lizzy?

[lizzythelezzy]

they're all inspired by real people, yes!

[RealLoveNeverEnds1]

Hahah, best song ever:P

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks reallove! :)

[fatalfetish]

hahaha

[Hollywoodarchiv]

the last message was for the looser "ownedagain2"... not for you, meredumais! What you say, I like!!!

[meredumais]

Thanks, Hollywoodarchiv! He's like 'The Thing That Wouldn't Leave'. Let's hope we've ousted him for good !

[meredumais]

Hey, everyone: please ignore whatever 'ownedagain2' writes. It is clearly a very disturbed individual whose mission is to make people angry. Laugh at him; that's the best approach. Vive Lizzy!

[meredumais]

Owned/BallFumes/Gary/Perry/who­ever you are today: this is a site for smart, open-minded people with a sense of humor, a subset of humans which doesn't include you. So please do everyone, including yourself, a favor and stop following me wherever I go...there are plenty of Lee Greenwood and Monster Truck videos just waiting for you out there with open arms !

[Hollywoodarchiv]

Fuck off boring guy! Shut up and go away, nobody want to read things from a person like you! It seems to me, that you are a very very lonely person, with too much time... go into the nature or watch TV, they made the silly TV for idiots like you!

[ScottishSkater93]

Listen the thing is that you are right in some degree, it may not be "natural" to like another girl but you think that because thats what everyone has been brought up to think. All our lives we have had "Boys like Girls and Girls like Boys" shoved down our necks, but the fact is that that is bot true, girls CAN like girls, and to tell you the truth the sight of two girls making out is quite appealing, AM I RIGHT?

[mbutchin]

Lizzy is ten times the mensch you'll ever be. It must be painful to be consumed with so much irrational hatred.

I'm a "straight male," and I love Lizzy as much as anyone (who only knows someone's online personna and hasn't actually met or interacted with them in person).

Whatever Lizzy is, it isn't sick or disgusting. It's HUMAN.

[BizzyLizzy132]

Jen that was hilarious I assume I am the dark haired one rofl.

[tnhanley0517]

puuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyy!!

[JessyCAH20]

Yeah, that thing about ex girlfriends still being friends, not true!! 2 of my best friends dated 4 2 years and they hate each other now!

[pinkskyness]

my ex girlfriend hates me now

[ownedagain2]

good now we can say we all hate you bitch!!

[pinkskyness]

excuse me?

fuck you!

[1996trevin]

OMG this is very distubing but very amusing at timez!!!

[thatsanawesome7]

I'm disturbed for life.

[sugarbeanRULZ]

then dont watch it.. simple as that lol

[steadybeau]

Oh, those exes...Always trying to get you into bed once you have moved on with someone who treats us right. I don't bether with exes. I love Lizzy the Lezzy and her songs!

[NemeSisLFay]

OMG XD LMFAOL XD

[MsKittyButler]

Hahah LOVE ya! :D

[Bex90989]

LMAO Fuckin Love Lizzy The Lezzy ! , Fuckin Awesome !

[GimpVideos]

haha F-ing brilliant!

[jcc3079]

omg absolutely love it....lol sooo funny....Rock On Lizzy :-)

[oceans1006]

OMG I have this song stuck in my head now. I'll be singing it everwhere! If I get some weird looks I'll know why! LOL :)

[irresistiblematter]

lmao@

[Monae291]

lol this chick is funny

[lieaddkus]

i love the beat in this one!

[RedHandedLiz]

LMAO! That was excellent.