I can't believe you people actually think this was all legit. The whole think was a work. Sure the attempt to do the garden was genuine, but it was done knowing that they'd likely make a complete and utter balls up of the job. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Sir Steve was in on the whole thing, and even if he wasn't, his wife certainly knew what to expect. They wouldn't have left things this way, chances are the cost of fixing the damage was agreed in advance.
1. Never let Jeremy in because he's too optimistic, and is gonna end up blowing up the estate and neighbourhood.
2. Never let Richard in because he's gonna turn your garden into a battlefield and affect the rest of your estate in other BAD ways.
3. Let James in, AT RISK, to build sheds. Beware, there's no guarantee a comet, sattelite or meteor isn't going to hit spot on your estate whilst building is in progress.
hahaha you can see at 1:05 they put a wooden plank next to the greenhouse to protect it from the rocks that fly when jeremy blows the flower bed up. OFCOURSE James' shed is not protected haha
@TheNoobishGamer no way my mums cum is real! its hot and sticky n we need blankets n tissue supplied by ur mum n granny o yeah sexy granny hairy minge yummmmm
@zaikozy thats not what your dead grandmother said after i riped her head off and fucked the shit out of her dead ear o yeah dead granny fucking yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!
@NoSteroidz They are people that 'come other here and steal our jobs' according to racists but they dont really, they are stereotypically hardworking and very good at building things. They just get the job done basically. It's sort of ironic because they're 'better then us' so to speak at stuff like this, so it makes taking the piss out of them funnier somehow, hard to explain.
@BishopBasher92 If we talk about polish workers, ill have to respectfully Disagree. Im a construction worker in denmark. A plumber to be specific. And i have worked With polish workers a lot of times.
You wont believe the shit ive been witness to and the things ive
corrected for them. On a hotel i worked on once, they "accidently" cut a pipe in a wall, dont ask me how, but didnt bother to tell us about it, so they just covered it up with mortar and went on.
@razz0404 I wasnt saying they were the best people in the world, i was saying that they are stereotypically. And i dont think the people you have seen are bad because they are Polish, theyre just shit at their job,you can have terrible british workers, or amazing ones, terrible polish workers, or amazing ones. Wheretheyre from doesnt really matter. im not disagreeing with you, i think youre right, they arent good at everything. But the point is, its fun to have banter with them, as this shows.
@razz0404 Neither Poles or English crew was shown in good light :) The reason why soo many Polish people do ground work is the language barrier. You don't need to have good English to do that type of work. I never argue with anyone who say that Polish people are lazy or we can work only in shity jobs. Arguing over that is just pointless. Like Bishop said, there are good and bad workers in every country :) . I come from Poland, and I think that this episode was very funny :D
@BishopBasher92 Im not saying that they are all that unskilled, or stupid, not at all, but ive seen some things thats made me think twice about their credibility as professional workers
@NoSteroidz no i guess so they are not only in england they are everywhere but they do the dirty jobs.so i dont no really that much english or other high class europeans who want to do dirty jobs so anyway we should be happy to have these polish mexicans
its not an every day thing that the top gear team show up in ur garden and destroy it....i would force them to employee a garden desinger and redo everything as it was... and in the end the only thing that was perferct...aka d greenhouse was also destroyed by the enzo ferrari of pumps... only james, richard and JEREMY could have done all this... THEY R D BEST
This is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in many, many months. I nearly wet myself. No lie. I had to pause it to catch my breath. Can these guys get any better?
Can you imagine how expensive it must be for them to just fuck around all day?! It's hilarious, though! I'd love to have a show like this! It wouldn't be nearly as funny though because I nor any of my friends are British. haha
does anyone know was that a set-up? did that guy was planning on destroying his yard in order to build a new one so they grabed the chance of creating something so hillarius?
@gloup81 well i think your right im guessing redgrave was proberly planing it however his wife said he had no idea about this so im guessing this WAS all for real and all but im sure it was all sorted after lol
You see that is why i thing the British people are civilized and polite, I take my hat down for them, anywhere else in the world you would be killed for doing that to a decent man !
Oh my God! I can´t stop laughing! The chickens get flying out!
maripaucool11 1 week ago
07:10 Richard : I can hide behind any way.
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James = Captain OCD
BWBtehawezome 1 month ago
fire in the pole, hahahah
jimmyc00l 1 month ago
Funniest shit I've seen in a very long time!
BayAreaOrBust 1 month ago in playlist More videos from mattnotley
feel sorry for him
fakeaccount663 1 month ago
this is so funny, thanks for uploading!!!!
zjuultemeet 2 months ago
what you done to my bloody shed man lol
gazmini81 2 months ago
LOLOLOL when the top of the water feature blew off and hit the green house that was really funny
varunjaitly360 2 months ago
7:17 lol look into the window
immuneDay 2 months ago
Poles are to the U.K. as Mexicans are to the U.S. ??
ranmacman 2 months ago
@ranmacman yes
pe6obutilkata 2 months ago
@ranmacman pretty much
benitofinito 2 months ago
@ranmacman
'fraid so !
mattouli 2 months ago
@ranmacman
yup
xMandalorex 1 month ago
AHHHH! AH! YOU'VE FROZEN MAH GOOLIES!
jperson56 2 months ago
I can't believe you people actually think this was all legit. The whole think was a work. Sure the attempt to do the garden was genuine, but it was done knowing that they'd likely make a complete and utter balls up of the job. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Sir Steve was in on the whole thing, and even if he wasn't, his wife certainly knew what to expect. They wouldn't have left things this way, chances are the cost of fixing the damage was agreed in advance.
Grumftheld 2 months ago
@Grumftheld Wow your so smart, its a good thing your here to set the record straight for all us dumb people
Dirtymurder 2 months ago
Ohh it's for Sports Relief, like Comic Relief - brilliant!
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silvercat151 3 months ago
look at james reaction when the chicken on the stick spins faster
tomskypeboy 3 months ago
he is really pissed
tomskypeboy 3 months ago 2
Conclusion: Steve what-ever-his-name-was is out of his mind.
Who the hell, seeing one episode of the program and with their brain left, hire Top Gear for a garden remake?!?
SiggiLyrica 3 months ago
Oh....
Only a Brit would look at half his multi-acre yard still smoldering and smile. Top Gear can pimp my yard any day.
Prankaplegic 3 months ago
@ 8:25..."The Poles could sense the mood."
Fooking Brits, you guys are the best.
Prankaplegic 3 months ago
Lol such a funny program in particular the chickens made me laugh so hard XD
flamegrilled92 3 months ago
3...2...1... we have lift off.
cydonianknight2 3 months ago
was part 4 the bit where Sir Steve turned violent and kicked their heads in?
tcorken 3 months ago
Funniest shit I've seen in a while!
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and where or who has part 4?
VidiMeniVisi2 3 months ago
@VidiMeniVisi2 think there is no part 4? theyre presenting the garden at the end... so its the end of the story
stotheimon1 3 months ago
@stotheimon1 thx strange end :(
VidiMeniVisi2 3 months ago
@VidiMeniVisi2 yea... probably some seconds are missing^^
stotheimon1 3 months ago
I ask myself ,someone pls explain, what is this in parts 3!!?? Is it made up funny nonsense?
VidiMeniVisi2 3 months ago
looooooool !!!
almaha77 4 months ago
James' shed just isn't meant to stay up hahahahahaha
Issues86 4 months ago 2
So what have we learned from this?
1. Never let Jeremy in because he's too optimistic, and is gonna end up blowing up the estate and neighbourhood.
2. Never let Richard in because he's gonna turn your garden into a battlefield and affect the rest of your estate in other BAD ways.
3. Let James in, AT RISK, to build sheds. Beware, there's no guarantee a comet, sattelite or meteor isn't going to hit spot on your estate whilst building is in progress.
Scourgeandmephiles93 4 months ago 12
OK GAIZ!
I think I've discovered a pattern to find out when james is genuinely pissed. Just listen for the expression "man" and you're good. XD
Scourgeandmephiles93 4 months ago
at some parts they are like children haha its hilarious
novemberSUN1 4 months ago
hahaha you can see at 1:05 they put a wooden plank next to the greenhouse to protect it from the rocks that fly when jeremy blows the flower bed up. OFCOURSE James' shed is not protected haha
mrengftw 4 months ago
"Five times. I am Five times champion. And THIS is howe you say Thank you?"
s24738 4 months ago
Oh my dear god, so funny!!!!!!
mrengftw 4 months ago
6:21 YOU FROZEN MY GOOLIES!!
dracothedragonite 4 months ago
how could anyone be this useless handyman :D thank god this was just showing :P
Mauro1897 4 months ago
GROUNG FORCE!
sonyviva308 4 months ago
i fell sorry for james. he built that shed like ten times
halomasterchief365 5 months ago 3
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Yeah i love english humour...It is indeed scripted but whou gives a shit,they know how to make it funny :D
DiNoZsEy 5 months ago
Yeah i love english humour...It is indeed scripted but whou gives a ****,they know how to make it funny :D
DiNoZsEy 5 months ago
I have not laughted so much since the beginning of the year. These guys are just kings of the automotive comedy.
18w4531g00 5 months ago 2
1:54 excellent moment! " Pissed Off" again... & now I want to get it on with num1ubernacht's mom.
FuneralDust666 5 months ago
hahaha love the jet engine bbq!!!
tillmoO 5 months ago
1:38 lol !
ive never laughed so much in my entire life !
my favourite episode of top gear !
avaitionnerd111 5 months ago
LOL!! You've frozen me goolies!
simonipswich 5 months ago 2
FAKE!!
num1ubernacht 5 months ago
@num1ubernacht just like your mums orgasms
TheNoobishGamer 5 months ago
@TheNoobishGamer no way my mums cum is real! its hot and sticky n we need blankets n tissue supplied by ur mum n granny o yeah sexy granny hairy minge yummmmm
num1ubernacht 5 months ago
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zaikozy 5 months ago
@zaikozy thats not what your dead grandmother said after i riped her head off and fucked the shit out of her dead ear o yeah dead granny fucking yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!
num1ubernacht 5 months ago
@num1ubernacht :-( ^_^
markhodgson600 4 months ago
@markhodgson600 u like that , dont you !!
num1ubernacht 4 months ago
turbocharged waterworks.... only jeremy clarkson can think of something like that
karolsc1000 6 months ago
I swear I have laughed more than I ever have before watching all three parts hahaha, the end was hilarious
H0K3YP0K3Y 6 months ago
they are incompetent(especially Jeremy ;) - they can't do anything right!!!! :)) BUT YOU GOT TO LOVE THEM! they are living legends :D
thcpowerX 6 months ago in playlist TOP GEAR
" is this beyond tye water shed. Yes. You fu-". Hahaha
Lindl3yUndead 6 months ago
STEVE REDGRAVE!!!
OOTman00 6 months ago
i feel sorry for the man !!!!!
68TurkCrazy 6 months ago
you've frozen my goolies!
Punkrockhammy 6 months ago 28
his "old" garden was wonderful! I love those kind with just grass and trees.
kieghacat 6 months ago
poor man....
CSI01FW 6 months ago
These three guys are the 5-times gold medal winners of inducing excercise asthma through helpless 3 AM laughter.
Muryxkitteh 6 months ago 2
When the hell was this on tv? lol
Anders2185 6 months ago
As much as i like them, i wouldn't want them to "improve" my garden :)
KaMRiiI 6 months ago
lol at the shed
lukecarter45658 6 months ago
i laughed so much watching this
abcdefg1996ish 6 months ago
lol, jeramy f**ks everything up :)
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Sasori327 7 months ago
Hammond: 'I can hide behind anybody' lol
MissJade200 7 months ago 36
so thats how they set fire to the polish guy
tmj128 7 months ago
iv never laughed harder!
omaralsaheb 7 months ago 3
i Had this bomb....... :P
soraboy12 7 months ago
Best bit of Top Gear.
fromgst 7 months ago
"AGHH YOUV FROZEN MA GOOLIES!!" xD
MattieKirby1 7 months ago 3
9:12 epic picture there !
dnhug 7 months ago
@creamyfilling102 of course its staged, its top gear, not one second is genuine.
stefancarter1 7 months ago
they can't possibly be this stupid to keep wrecking that shed like that lmfao. this has to all be staged.
creamyfilling102 7 months ago
Love James May!!
MySkyisClear 8 months ago
best bbq ever!
Valus007 8 months ago
Fart noise at 6.27
Skython11 8 months ago
Is that Karl Pilkington at 1:27? heh...
Mundane05 8 months ago
Seriously.. These guys CAN kill through lmao.. I think i just woke up everyone in my house..
Alienpimp33 8 months ago
I had this bomb and it.. that will buff out! xD
hejsan119 8 months ago
LOL at james may thats his shed destructed 3/4 times now xD bless :D
MisterMr94 8 months ago
i love the water feature thats brilliant :D
Blink182fan453 8 months ago
poor james
foleverto 8 months ago
seriously stick to cars. those poor plants.lol
rosemystic22 9 months ago 3
I've never laughed so hard as I did when he yelled you frozen my goolies..
Ekulib 9 months ago 3
are the polish england's mexicans??
NoSteroidz 9 months ago 3
@NoSteroidz They are people that 'come other here and steal our jobs' according to racists but they dont really, they are stereotypically hardworking and very good at building things. They just get the job done basically. It's sort of ironic because they're 'better then us' so to speak at stuff like this, so it makes taking the piss out of them funnier somehow, hard to explain.
BishopBasher92 9 months ago
@BishopBasher92 If we talk about polish workers, ill have to respectfully Disagree. Im a construction worker in denmark. A plumber to be specific. And i have worked With polish workers a lot of times.
You wont believe the shit ive been witness to and the things ive
corrected for them. On a hotel i worked on once, they "accidently" cut a pipe in a wall, dont ask me how, but didnt bother to tell us about it, so they just covered it up with mortar and went on.
razz0404 9 months ago
@razz0404 I wasnt saying they were the best people in the world, i was saying that they are stereotypically. And i dont think the people you have seen are bad because they are Polish, theyre just shit at their job,you can have terrible british workers, or amazing ones, terrible polish workers, or amazing ones. Wheretheyre from doesnt really matter. im not disagreeing with you, i think youre right, they arent good at everything. But the point is, its fun to have banter with them, as this shows.
BishopBasher92 9 months ago
@razz0404 Neither Poles or English crew was shown in good light :) The reason why soo many Polish people do ground work is the language barrier. You don't need to have good English to do that type of work. I never argue with anyone who say that Polish people are lazy or we can work only in shity jobs. Arguing over that is just pointless. Like Bishop said, there are good and bad workers in every country :) . I come from Poland, and I think that this episode was very funny :D
Sybarious 8 months ago
@BishopBasher92 Im not saying that they are all that unskilled, or stupid, not at all, but ive seen some things thats made me think twice about their credibility as professional workers
razz0404 9 months ago
@NoSteroidz no i guess so they are not only in england they are everywhere but they do the dirty jobs.so i dont no really that much english or other high class europeans who want to do dirty jobs so anyway we should be happy to have these polish mexicans
TheHockeyfreak1964 9 months ago
@TheHockeyfreak1964 in america our polish (mexicans) are not only hard working but supply us all with cheaply modified hondas with cut springs! :)
NoSteroidz 9 months ago
@NoSteroidz pretty much
shzze 8 months ago
when hammond burned the shed down, may should have came on with clarksons shotgun pointing it at him XD that would've been funny
megaspeed2 9 months ago
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why is it that i want a burning shed in my garden? :/
thezoid333 9 months ago
why is it that i want a burning shed in my garden? :/
thezoid333 9 months ago
I'm surprised James didn't kill Jeremy after all the shed stuff...
forevermalena 9 months ago
I know
MaddDogg81 10 months ago
Is this for real???
J05H5HEPLEY 10 months ago
I thought sir Steve would play along but he seemed real pissed off
xKriZ765x 10 months ago
funny though it doesn't have to do with cars, and I knew he'd blow up the garden. Also some of this is staged
MaddDogg81 10 months ago
@MaddDogg81 Its all staged its done for charity, fun and entertainment and boy did it make me laugh
simon1171 10 months ago
The funniest episodes EVER
abigail1928 10 months ago
the guy looks really pissed!!
gilzineto 10 months ago
James and his shed :)
topgearfan188 10 months ago 5
quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen. they are the best.
japhethwar 10 months ago
Dear God, please make these three immortal. Thank You.
wyrrox 10 months ago 145
@wyrrox stop spamming that shit asshole
TheNoobishGamer 5 months ago
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This was way too awesome...I'm gonna go watch it again!!
gerardwfreak 11 months ago
can't get much better than Top Gear meets Ground Force for hysteria! Whatta mess!!!
rabbitsmom 11 months ago
RUGBY POSTS?! where the f&*$ did that come from
TheArchangelCJ 11 months ago 2
I like the part where it went wrong
P1630N 11 months ago
well its not like steve redgrave doesn't have the money to replace it!!
benarsenal4 11 months ago
"give it to me, give it to me!! let me do it!" - *fart sound*
gigan10mus 11 months ago
i know it sripted but that was amazing
sirbestnameever 11 months ago
Does Sir Steve Redgrave play rugby? ...no
do you play rugby? ...no
does any member of Sir Steve Redgraves family play rugby? ...no
WELL NOW THEY CAN!
paris0135 11 months ago
its not an every day thing that the top gear team show up in ur garden and destroy it....i would force them to employee a garden desinger and redo everything as it was... and in the end the only thing that was perferct...aka d greenhouse was also destroyed by the enzo ferrari of pumps... only james, richard and JEREMY could have done all this... THEY R D BEST
strawberryice8705 11 months ago
lmfao tats fucking jokes haha
webster12554 11 months ago
05:99 "Fucking 'ell, man!?"
faldarazzo 11 months ago
@faldarazzo 5:99? 60 seconds in a minute.. :P
CDTDANZFF 11 months ago
@CDTDANZFF Haha! Sorry...
faldarazzo 11 months ago
AH! Ya've frozen ma goolies!
LMFAO!
orf32 11 months ago
i liked the part were the shed collapsed
neweler 11 months ago
that was funny kinda like tool time from home improvement but funny
sdavis732010 1 year ago
James May: "You're a fuc"- lol!
ReddoFreddo 1 year ago
This is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in many, many months. I nearly wet myself. No lie. I had to pause it to catch my breath. Can these guys get any better?
thetisher 1 year ago
Fire in the pole :L
wGrebo95 1 year ago 4
The Polish guy in the blue hat looks alot like Andy Wilman
taylor6string 1 year ago
I want Hammond's barbecue!! lol
iluvmorrissey 1 year ago
This is so fu**ing stupid, i love the brithish people, especially those from top gear!
SintesiMoe 1 year ago
I want top ground gear force for my garden :)
charlz5858 1 year ago 63
before someone says it, you spelled GROUND wrong in the title
germino777 1 year ago
@germino777 Yeah it says Groung
Jamcad01 1 year ago
@germino777 And IT'S
ajuk1 1 year ago
OMG! "I turbo charged the fountain" Wow....I love these guys
Nathanis23 1 year ago
Im surprised on how chill James can be. If that were me, id twist Jezza's head up his own arse! >:(
Nikko3001 1 year ago
it's amazing how that shed survived
marsaun123 1 year ago
ahh youve frozen my gonads, lol
jackthespack365 1 year ago
theres so many unexpected things in this episode, i began my rugby posts!
petaboil 1 year ago
i want that BBQ LOL
50calKW 1 year ago
4 times...
What an unlucky day for James may..
Zelfontial 1 year ago
"KABOOM...!!!!!"
"KADVRUUMMM..."
Silence in 15sec and James might still increasing his tempt
Clarkson: "James didn't took the news well..."
After 2sec...
James: "Look what you have done to my bloody shed man.....!!!!!!!!!??"
Hahaaha..!!!! LOL..!!
Zelfontial 1 year ago
Eight people are Polish...
disposesociety 1 year ago
I feel sorry for James May, but at least the lawn will grow back with all the water from the "water fixture"
TheDUDEDOOOD 1 year ago
Can you imagine how expensive it must be for them to just fuck around all day?! It's hilarious, though! I'd love to have a show like this! It wouldn't be nearly as funny though because I nor any of my friends are British. haha
mgdth502 1 year ago
"I can hide behind anybody..." - Hammond
LeilaniLad 1 year ago
The brass band's timing is unmatched!
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
OMG my tummy hurts from laughing so hard---love the jet engine and then the shed thing after the chickens HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO
DV5230US 1 year ago 4
Come off it, everything that 'goes wrong' is planned :| Still hella funny tho
KapitaneXtreme 1 year ago
this is like an English version of Jackass - sophisticated, but still utterly crazy XD
KapitaneXtreme 1 year ago
@KapitaneXtreme you couldnt be more wrong these guys arnt trying to do anything crazy things just go wrong for them well REALLLY WRONG
kimbolton111 1 year ago
... i had this bomb...
Rockyslammer 1 year ago 4
an ocean going piluck lol
nunchuckerz 1 year ago
i haven't laughed that hard since i was a kid...thanks for up loading it.
AnUglyAmerican 1 year ago
hahahahaha still crying hahahahahaha
does anyone know was that a set-up? did that guy was planning on destroying his yard in order to build a new one so they grabed the chance of creating something so hillarius?
gloup81 1 year ago 4
@gloup81 well i think your right im guessing redgrave was proberly planing it however his wife said he had no idea about this so im guessing this WAS all for real and all but im sure it was all sorted after lol
kimbolton111 1 year ago
You see that is why i thing the British people are civilized and polite, I take my hat down for them, anywhere else in the world you would be killed for doing that to a decent man !
musicmanbongo 1 year ago 3
Lol Lol the chickens lol lol
musicmanbongo 1 year ago
FIRE IN THE POLE!!
damsko4ever 1 year ago 7
funny as hell
shinelectrical 1 year ago