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  • Oh my God! I can´t stop laughing! The chickens get flying out!

  • 07:10 Richard : I can hide behind any way.

  • 01:54 James: you`re a Fu...

  • James = Captain OCD

  • fire in the pole, hahahah

  • Funniest shit I've seen in a very long time!

  • feel sorry for him

  • this is so funny, thanks for uploading!!!!

  • what you done to my bloody shed man lol

    

  • LOLOLOL when the top of the water feature blew off and hit the green house that was really funny

  • 7:17 lol look into the window

  • Poles are to the U.K. as Mexicans are to the U.S. ??

  • @ranmacman yes

  • @ranmacman pretty much

  • @ranmacman

    'fraid so !

  • @ranmacman

    yup

  • AHHHH! AH! YOU'VE FROZEN MAH GOOLIES!

  • I can't believe you people actually think this was all legit. The whole think was a work. Sure the attempt to do the garden was genuine, but it was done knowing that they'd likely make a complete and utter balls up of the job. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Sir Steve was in on the whole thing, and even if he wasn't, his wife certainly knew what to expect. They wouldn't have left things this way, chances are the cost of fixing the damage was agreed in advance.

  • @Grumftheld Wow your so smart, its a good thing your here to set the record straight for all us dumb people

  • Ohh it's for Sports Relief, like Comic Relief - brilliant!

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  • look at james reaction when the chicken on the stick spins faster

  • he is really pissed

  • Conclusion: Steve what-ever-his-name-was is out of his mind.

    Who the hell, seeing one episode of the program and with their brain left, hire Top Gear for a garden remake?!?

  • Oh....

    Only a Brit would look at half his multi-acre yard still smoldering and smile. Top Gear can pimp my yard any day.

  • @ 8:25..."The Poles could sense the mood."

    Fooking Brits, you guys are the best.

  • Lol such a funny program in particular the chickens made me laugh so hard XD

  • 3...2...1... we have lift off.

  • was part 4 the bit where Sir Steve turned violent and kicked their heads in?

  • Funniest shit I've seen in a while!

  • and where or who has part 4?

  • @VidiMeniVisi2 think there is no part 4? theyre presenting the garden at the end... so its the end of the story

  • @stotheimon1 thx strange end :(

  • @VidiMeniVisi2 yea... probably some seconds are missing^^

  • I ask myself ,someone pls explain, what is this in parts 3!!?? Is it made up funny nonsense?

  • looooooool !!!

  • James' shed just isn't meant to stay up hahahahahaha

  • So what have we learned from this?

    1. Never let Jeremy in because he's too optimistic, and is gonna end up blowing up the estate and neighbourhood.

    2. Never let Richard in because he's gonna turn your garden into a battlefield and affect the rest of your estate in other BAD ways.

    3. Let James in, AT RISK, to build sheds. Beware, there's no guarantee a comet, sattelite or meteor isn't going to hit spot on your estate whilst building is in progress.

  • OK GAIZ!

    I think I've discovered a pattern to find out when james is genuinely pissed. Just listen for the expression "man" and you're good. XD

  • at some parts they are like children haha its hilarious

  • hahaha you can see at 1:05 they put a wooden plank next to the greenhouse to protect it from the rocks that fly when jeremy blows the flower bed up. OFCOURSE James' shed is not protected haha

  • "Five times. I am Five times champion. And THIS is howe you say Thank you?"

  • Oh my dear god, so funny!!!!!!

  • 6:21 YOU FROZEN MY GOOLIES!!

  • how could anyone be this useless handyman :D thank god this was just showing :P

  • GROUNG FORCE!

  • i fell sorry for james. he built that shed like ten times

  • Yeah i love english humour...It is indeed scripted but whou gives a ****,they know how to make it funny :D

  • I have not laughted so much since the beginning of the year. These guys are just kings of the automotive comedy.

  • 1:54 excellent moment! " Pissed Off" again... & now I want to get it on with num1ubernacht's mom.

  • hahaha love the jet engine bbq!!!

  • 1:38 lol !

    ive never laughed so much in my entire life !

    my favourite episode of top gear !

  • LOL!! You've frozen me goolies!

  • FAKE!!

  • @num1ubernacht just like your mums orgasms

  • @TheNoobishGamer no way my mums cum is real! its hot and sticky n we need blankets n tissue supplied by ur mum n granny o yeah sexy granny hairy minge yummmmm

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  • @zaikozy thats not what your dead grandmother said after i riped her head off and fucked the shit out of her dead ear o yeah dead granny fucking yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!

  • @num1ubernacht :-( ^_^

  • @markhodgson600 u like that , dont you !!

  • turbocharged waterworks.... only jeremy clarkson can think of something like that

  • I swear I have laughed more than I ever have before watching all three parts hahaha, the end was hilarious

  • they are incompetent(especially Jeremy ;) - they can't do anything right!!!! :)) BUT YOU GOT TO LOVE THEM! they are living legends :D

  • " is this beyond tye water shed. Yes. You fu-". Hahaha

  • STEVE REDGRAVE!!!

  • i feel sorry for the man !!!!!

  • you've frozen my goolies!

  • his "old" garden was wonderful! I love those kind with just grass and trees.

  • poor man....

  • These three guys are the 5-times gold medal winners of inducing excercise asthma through helpless 3 AM laughter.

  • When the hell was this on tv? lol

  • As much as i like them, i wouldn't want them to "improve" my garden :)

  • lol at the shed

  • i laughed so much watching this

  • lol, jeramy f**ks everything up :)

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  • Hammond: 'I can hide behind anybody' lol

  • so thats how they set fire to the polish guy

  • iv never laughed harder!

    

  • i Had this bomb....... :P

    

  • Best bit of Top Gear.

  • "AGHH YOUV FROZEN MA GOOLIES!!" xD

  • 9:12 epic picture there !

  • @creamyfilling102 of course its staged, its top gear, not one second is genuine.

  • they can't possibly be this stupid to keep wrecking that shed like that lmfao. this has to all be staged.

  • Love James May!!

  • best bbq ever!

  • Fart noise at 6.27

  • Is that Karl Pilkington at 1:27? heh...

  • Seriously.. These guys CAN kill through lmao.. I think i just woke up everyone in my house..

  • I had this bomb and it.. that will buff out! xD

  • LOL at james may thats his shed destructed 3/4 times now xD bless :D

  • i love the water feature thats brilliant :D

  • poor james

    

  • seriously stick to cars. those poor plants.lol

  • I've never laughed so hard as I did when he yelled you frozen my goolies..

  • are the polish england's mexicans??

  • @NoSteroidz They are people that 'come other here and steal our jobs' according to racists but they dont really, they are stereotypically hardworking and very good at building things. They just get the job done basically. It's sort of ironic because they're 'better then us' so to speak at stuff like this, so it makes taking the piss out of them funnier somehow, hard to explain.

  • @BishopBasher92 If we talk about polish workers, ill have to respectfully Disagree. Im a construction worker in denmark. A plumber to be specific. And i have worked With polish workers a lot of times.

    You wont believe the shit ive been witness to and the things ive

    corrected for them. On a hotel i worked on once, they "accidently" cut a pipe in a wall, dont ask me how, but didnt bother to tell us about it, so they just covered it up with mortar and went on.

  • @razz0404 I wasnt saying they were the best people in the world, i was saying that they are stereotypically. And i dont think the people you have seen are bad because they are Polish, theyre just shit at their job,you can have terrible british workers, or amazing ones, terrible polish workers, or amazing ones. Wheretheyre from doesnt really matter. im not disagreeing with you, i think youre right, they arent good at everything. But the point is, its fun to have banter with them, as this shows.

  • @razz0404 Neither Poles or English crew was shown in good light :) The reason why soo many Polish people do ground work is the language barrier. You don't need to have good English to do that type of work. I never argue with anyone who say that Polish people are lazy or we can work only in shity jobs. Arguing over that is just pointless. Like Bishop said, there are good and bad workers in every country :) . I come from Poland, and I think that this episode was very funny :D

  • @BishopBasher92 Im not saying that they are all that unskilled, or stupid, not at all, but ive seen some things thats made me think twice about their credibility as professional workers

  • @NoSteroidz no i guess so they are not only in england they are everywhere but they do the dirty jobs.so i dont no really that much english or other high class europeans who want to do dirty jobs so anyway we should be happy to have these polish mexicans

  • @TheHockeyfreak1964 in america our polish (mexicans) are not only hard working but supply us all with cheaply modified hondas with cut springs! :)

  • @NoSteroidz pretty much

  • when hammond burned the shed down, may should have came on with clarksons shotgun pointing it at him XD that would've been funny

  • why is it that i want a burning shed in my garden? :/

  • I'm surprised James didn't kill Jeremy after all the shed stuff...

  • I know

  • Is this for real???

  • I thought sir Steve would play along but he seemed real pissed off

  • funny though it doesn't have to do with cars, and I knew he'd blow up the garden. Also some of this is staged

  • @MaddDogg81 Its all staged its done for charity, fun and entertainment and boy did it make me laugh

  • The funniest episodes EVER

  • the guy looks really pissed!!

  • James and his shed :)

  • quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen. they are the best.

  • Dear God, please make these three immortal. Thank You.

  • @wyrrox stop spamming that shit asshole

  • can't get much better than Top Gear meets Ground Force for hysteria! Whatta mess!!!

  • RUGBY POSTS?! where the f&*$ did that come from

  • I like the part where it went wrong

  • well its not like steve redgrave doesn't have the money to replace it!!

  • "give it to me, give it to me!! let me do it!" - *fart sound*

  • i know it sripted but that was amazing

  • Does Sir Steve Redgrave play rugby? ...no

    do you play rugby? ...no

    does any member of Sir Steve Redgraves family play rugby? ...no

    WELL NOW THEY CAN!

  • its not an every day thing that the top gear team show up in ur garden and destroy it....i would force them to employee a garden desinger and redo everything as it was... and in the end the only thing that was perferct...aka d greenhouse was also destroyed by the enzo ferrari of pumps... only james, richard and JEREMY could have done all this... THEY R D BEST

  • lmfao tats fucking jokes haha

  • 05:99 "Fucking 'ell, man!?"

  • @faldarazzo 5:99? 60 seconds in a minute.. :P

  • @CDTDANZFF Haha! Sorry...

  • AH! Ya've frozen ma goolies!

    LMFAO!

  • i liked the part were the shed collapsed

  • that was funny kinda like tool time from home improvement but funny

  • James May: "You're a fuc"- lol!

  • This is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in many, many months. I nearly wet myself. No lie. I had to pause it to catch my breath. Can these guys get any better?

  • Fire in the pole :L

  • The Polish guy in the blue hat looks alot like Andy Wilman

  • I want Hammond's barbecue!! lol

  • This is so fu**ing stupid, i love the brithish people, especially those from top gear!

  • I want top ground gear force for my garden :)

  • before someone says it, you spelled GROUND wrong in the title

  • @germino777 Yeah it says Groung

  • @germino777 And IT'S

  • OMG! "I turbo charged the fountain" Wow....I love these guys

  • Im surprised on how chill James can be. If that were me, id twist Jezza's head up his own arse! >:(

  • it's amazing how that shed survived

  • ahh youve frozen my gonads, lol

  • theres so many unexpected things in this episode, i began my rugby posts!

  • i want that BBQ LOL

  • 4 times...

    What an unlucky day for James may..

  • "KABOOM...!!!!!"

    "KADVRUUMMM..."

    Silence in 15sec and James might still increasing his tempt

    Clarkson: "James didn't took the news well..."

    After 2sec...

    James: "Look what you have done to my bloody shed man.....!!!!!!!!!??"

    Hahaaha..!!!! LOL..!!

  • Eight people are Polish...

  • I feel sorry for James May, but at least the lawn will grow back with all the water from the "water fixture"

  • Can you imagine how expensive it must be for them to just fuck around all day?! It's hilarious, though! I'd love to have a show like this! It wouldn't be nearly as funny though because I nor any of my friends are British. haha

  • "I can hide behind anybody..." - Hammond

  • The brass band's timing is unmatched!

  • OMG my tummy hurts from laughing so hard---love the jet engine and then the shed thing after the chickens HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO

  • Come off it, everything that 'goes wrong' is planned :| Still hella funny tho

  • this is like an English version of Jackass - sophisticated, but still utterly crazy XD

  • @KapitaneXtreme you couldnt be more wrong these guys arnt trying to do anything crazy things just go wrong for them well REALLLY WRONG

  • ... i had this bomb...

  • an ocean going piluck lol

  • i haven't laughed that hard since i was a kid...thanks for up loading it.

  • hahahahaha still crying hahahahahaha

    does anyone know was that a set-up? did that guy was planning on destroying his yard in order to build a new one so they grabed the chance of creating something so hillarius?

  • @gloup81 well i think your right im guessing redgrave was proberly planing it however his wife said he had no idea about this so im guessing this WAS all for real and all but im sure it was all sorted after lol

  • You see that is why i thing the British people are civilized and polite, I take my hat down for them, anywhere else in the world you would be killed for doing that to a decent man !

  • Lol Lol the chickens lol lol 

  • FIRE IN THE POLE!!

  • funny as hell