RiffTrax - Matrix Subway scene

[jimpikles]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING! BE QUIET I WANT TO WATCH THE FIGHT SCENE

[catsamurai16]

Cirque de so long sucker! XD My favorite riff throughout the whole movie.

[ZeroQDimension]

"My name...Is Neo!"

"Last name Sporin"

Lol, clever ^_^

[EaglesNestOne64]

Anyone else notice the HP logo placement at 5:07? I've never seen that before..

[legocashboy2010]

i didn't have a token, can i borrow a buck thirty five

[legocashboy2010]

"you think your tough" "yep"

[devindenman]

I can't help but imagine Neo as a raging idiot when I watch this movie now. It actually makes it much more enjoyable.

[tferrell5]

of course you realize this means war!

[anemicroyaltea69]

I gotta say, this whole scene reminds me of Mortal Kombat. Not only did Neo do the "bicycle kicks" lol but the agent guy even attempted the stage fatality!!! lmao

[2121amine]

thats why i like to watch matrix the fights ar perfect with the slowmotion parts and mr.smith hahahah hes great! cant wait for matrix 3d

[lacthewatcher1]

"Well I'm drunk but at least i'm here!"

[gopconservative78]

I know Kung Fu

[kakashi76767]

3:55 work the body Rock!

[bandman232]

I thought a 50 cal desert eagle only held 7 rounds lol.

[charlieiscool1000]

LOLL 3:36 its kind of a noveity when this film first came out and but now u see fights like this on the subway all the time

[micksmom2]

Stupid computer program! Probably runs on Java Script!

[bananasquads]

0:05 trinity trying not to laugh?

(wtf even though its been edited?)

[cieranjamesburt]

Is this meant to be funny. Its hard to hear them.

[pulpfiction47]

is that when they move there legs fast lol

[newyy1]

3:44 That move still confounds me to this day.... I mean HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHOKE A COMPUTER PROGRAM?

[ninjast4r]

@newyy1 Because the Agent programs have to enter a physical virtual body (which is oxymoronic in and of itself) in order to perform their duties. They can use the body to perform feats that regular humans can't but are subject to the laws of the world around them. The body can be damaged and even killed, but the program continues to exist. I think part of it is to highlight Neo's power; he can actually hurt and Agent, something no one else could do.

[daffodil977]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout!

probably the best Rifftrax line in the whole movie

[WhiteTiger225]

This whole fucking scene could have been avoided if trinity waited 10 seconds longer to tell him AFTER they stepped out of the highly dangerous warzone where they were holding a large bullseye after the first ring.

[ModernDayReview88]

@WhiteTiger225 Yeah but Neo wouldn't had became the one and the movie would had sucked balls.

[lisany749]

I love these guys. It's always funny when Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy poke fun at these movies. Been a fan since Mystery Science Theater was on the air years ago.

[therealKINDLE]

How do u get this riif trax copy?

[Radnafub]

"My Maui Jims! Jerk, I got these in Cancun last year!"

[MrJoel397]

I'm A Little Teapot Short and STOUT, and I have come here to....uh..... pretty much kick your butt in every movie. Well, now I'm gonna act like a Power Ranger, and have all of the really weird "hyaaaahs!" that come with them too.

[ischulz]

"Well I'm drunk, but at least I'm here."

I'm not sure why, but that and the Road House references were my favorites.

[raox22]

I so funny almost die of the humor:):):)

[AL52Dragon]

Hurray for Hong-Kong-Fuie!

[Usul573]

I always liked the shot with the phone getting shot.

coool

[AL52Dragon]

"Cirque de So Long Sucker!"

[PyrozPlayground]

He's beginning to believe... nnno i think he's just confused as usual. LOL

[ReservedRealist]

LOL "I didn't have a token, so can I borrow $1.35?"

[Arancaytar]

"I'm a little teapot." OMGROFL. :)

[JamesOhGoodie]

"If you were an XBox game you'd be Kabuki Warriors!"

Ooo BURN!

[xlanoyax]

"He's after his Doc Martens!" :O

[PaperbackWizard]

"It is the sound of inevitability."

"Is that a new band?"

[Cumul0Nimbus]

I'm LITTLE tea pot! Short and stout!

[Gjeorje]

"Prostrated themselves"..."stupid" ?...This will become known as Dark Knight Syndrome.

[SavageVandar]

You're not wrong on that, but before it was the TDK syndrome it was The Matrix Syndrome. Exact same thing. Loads of internet fanboys(who are extreme losers) worshipping some movie that is dark enough to satisfy their goth/emo needs and yet was able to break through with the wider general public. It's pretty pathetic actually.

[KnightofDuroch]

"Cirque du so long sucker!"

[GiefGoldPlx]

Why do they need to reload in the matrix? cant they just hack and turn on "unlimited ammo"?

[Ryoku75]

Well someone turned the "Helium filled Traffic", "All players weigh 5 tons", and "All main characters wears sunglasses" codes on, there should be an unlimited ammo code somewhere.

[theMAG101]

Don't forget the "Acting: off" and "Frozen facial expressions" codes.

[Ryoku75]

Heh, that makes sense. Geez the Matrix is like the Force (how its used now): Exscuses to defy reality and ret-con goofs.

[didgeboy287]

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, a, b, select, start must take too long.

[Spartan769]

"Uh-oh! Something is in proximity to something else!"

[hollyhuffstutler]

"I just wanted to check, since so many people loved this movie and prostrated themselves in front of its greatness...this is stupid, right?"

Thank you Kevin for summing up my intial reaction to this boring pretentious thing!

[Adamgontierfan19]

Ah ha I studied under Hong Kong Phooey number one super guy Hong Kong Phooey who I'm sure you know is quicker than the human eye

That's not blood I just ate a strawberry Zotsz

Cirque du so long sucker

[MsMLeigh]

Rifftrax should take on Matrix Revolutions just to make it watchable, if they have not already.

[silentfrwy]

It just came out on tuesday, and it's the best of the three. =)

[bbqplatypus318]

They LITERALLY just did.

Ask and ye shall receive.

[NUTCASE71733]

I am so glad this movie got riffed. It deserved it.

[cdmar33]

"Why are you making that really loud train noise?"

[SamusV4]

5:07 anyone else notice the HP Hewlett Packard logo there? XD

[kingdedede64]

your right! out of the 31 times ive seen this ive never noticed it!

[evilmick66]

"Stupid computer program. Probabley run on JavaScript."

"Yeah? Well if you were an Xbox game, you'd be Kabuki Warrior."

XDDDD

[Kurainihon]

LOOOL

[cerealmouse]

"Is that the thing where you move your legs fast?"

...

"Oh, they fight, but they're really in love!"

...

"He's pretty arthritic for a computer program."

...

"My Maui Jims, jerk! I got these in Cancun last year!"

...

"When this movie was made, it was kind of a novelty, but now you see these kinds of fights in the subway all the time."

LONG LIVE RIFFTRAX!

[bhelliom3]

"Something is in proximity to something else!"

[Roger007Poore]

About the most unfunny vid on YT.

[mattdogg65]

"that's not blood I just spit out my fruit roll-up" haha good stuff

[BigEasyWinger]

You think you tough???

[slantedeskimo]

'ah ha! i studied under hong kong fooey, # 1 super guy. hong kong fooey, who i'm sure you know, is quicker than the human eye!'

[Foaly2001]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! LMAO!!! That was the greatest riff in the whole thing.

[bhelliom3]

Haha I busted out laughing when I heard that.

[backwardsballcapgirl]

@Foaly2001 agreed! that was fantastic. i laughed so hard.

[ramutharu]

@Foaly2001 so i thought id spoil it all for your! :3

[SpyTheChochaMan]

@Foaly2001 epic!

[BigEasyWinger]

It probably runs on JavaScript! LMAO!!!

[sassy1988]

"What's he doing?" "He's beginning to believe." "No, I think he's just confused as usual." lol

[SMDBC]

"You Tink You Tough?"

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYep."

Great Stuff.

[CallMeVox]

Cirque De So-Long sucker! XD

[cerealmouse]

"Well, so are YOU-er."

"Well, you're even MORE empty!"

"Nuh-uh, you'd have to put IN bullets just to be empty, that's how empty YOU are!"

...

"I didn't have a token, so can I borrow a buck thirty-five?"

[Jacobitess]

I'm shocked that they had nothing to say about Trinity taking forever to pick up the phone!

[FlashStar2491]

Me too!

[Usul573]

Takes THIRTY seconds

[tracybrauer]

hahahahah java script??? hahaha u shoulda said the bum had IBS ( irritable BOWL syndrome ).. hahahaha

[purpleshamrock17]

"You know when this movie was made this was kind of a novelty but now you see fights in subway stations all the time."

"Last name Sporin!" LOL

[heartofwolf12]

i'm a LITTLE teapot. short and STOUT!!!!!

[coilgunner2]

Oh no! Something is in proximity of something else!

D:

[peperubin]

XD kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[o0rae0o]

"That's not blood I'm just spitting up my Fruit Roll-Up." XD

[feliciaariellecito]

why is there plp talking??? they messed this whole scene up

it was a great movie....o well still 4 stars

[hisoj]

because it cries out to be mocked

[grantgeebs]

Don't comment on something when you don't know what its about or "I'll try to kill you with a forklift".

[leaptheman]

Hey there jackass, read a little bit and you might figure it out. Rifftrax, google it. Fucking dipshit.

[smashwhammy]

learn to MST3K

[youcutmelegoff]

Damn you Smith! you Java Script bastard!!!!

[Xenmaru00]

dont you know? he's spyware, that's why he keeps coming back.

[TheSuperSaiyan]

...let me copy your 12 year old speach habbits...

well u mutha fukas be fuknr cussing tu fukn muc u fukr lolololololololol

[KrypticAsylum]

I know your kind. You are the living fail that has no awareness of MST3K or the like.

I'm sorry, go fuck yourself even further down the loop with mainstream bullshit festering within "entertainment" today.

[maelstrom52]

"I'm a little Tea Pot...SHORT....and STOUT!" Hahahaha!

[7783DEATH]

"why are you making that really loud train noise?"

[babaoreilly15]

"they fight, but they're really in love"

"cirque du SO LONG SUCKER!!"

"he literally took the train"

HAHAHA

[ripvain]

-I'm going to enjoy watching you die.

-Well you know after that I'm going to enjoy watching YOU die.

-That's not blood, I'm just spitting up my fruit roll up.

[ReeNo1]

You are so not funny.

[sirnippip]

and you are so not streight.

[rowzadower]

and you so can not spell straight.

[alamczyk]

"You think you're tough?"

"YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP!"

That was priceless! :D

[garth69]

does anyone know where this subway station is? or is it a set?

[NauticalAcronym]

It's a set. :)

[Spinwheeling]

My name is Neo... last name Sporin.

[sandrilene23]

"He's beginning to believe." "No, I think he's just confused as usual."

"I have studied under Hong Kong Fooey!"

"I'm a LITTLE teapot! Short and STOUT!"

"Oh shit!" "Something is in proximity to something else!"

[FinalGamerJames]

AHA, I studied under Hong Kong Phooey, number one superguy!

[frillz92]

"Is that a new band?"

Lmao, this hilarious. I have to see the whole Rifftrax'd film =D

[hapyot]

"Aha! I studied under Hong Kong fu-ey!" "Thats not blood, I just ate a strawberry Zzotts"

Neo:Stupid Computer Program, you probably don't have Java Script!

Smith: Yeah, well, if you were an XBox game you'd be Cabookie Warrior.

"Throwing people through walls is job 1 for this movie, isn't it?"

[blooregardo]

"It's not blood I'm spitting up my Fruit-Rollup"

[heavyweaponsguy153]

"well so are yo erb" "yea well your even more empty" "you need to put bullets it to be empty thats how empty you are!" LOL

[JDirvin5592]

I'm a little tea pot short and stout!

[HuzzahAndHiKeeba]

When I first saw the movie I laughed out loud at the dust flying off of him before he made that pose. My date elbowed me hard! It still cracks me up!

[brooksmc]

run neo run

[thekatrid]

That deserves a WHOA!

lol!

[valiare1947]

"When this movie was made this was kind of a novelty but now you see these kinds of fights in the subway all the time." lol

[darkseid13]

Funny.

[TheSabessa]

"Ha Ha! I studied under Hong-Kong-Fuie, #1 super guy!"

"That's not blood, I'm just spitting up my fruit-rollup."

Good ones Mike :)

[BekurahToshin]

"I'M a little TEA POT!!"

XD lmao

[DualShooter1]

SHORT, and STOUT!

[bmovies4life]

" he's after his doc martins " lol

[brrrenna]

-Run Neo, run

"Is that the thing where you move your legs fast?"

[narutopwn09]

haha who cyber beefed

[WinnieThePooh54321]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!" ROFLMAO

[HeaDoNCoLLiSioN8]

hong kong phooey!

[narutopwn09]

LOL who ccyber beeded

[SharpWanker]

wow these huys are just..un funny

[masterchief335]

then why the hell do you even watch this

[SharpWanker]

ummm ok you have to watch something in order to judge it honestly, duh so i watched it and i decided it sucked how hard is that

[masterchief335]

i saw you watch other rifftrax and right rude ass comments why would you bother to watch other rifftraxes if you already hate most of them goodness man get another hobby then writing rude comments

[SharpWanker]

umm ok guy like drop it shit ur hounding me for bullshit, and ok u see one bad movie starring ur favorite actor therefore u never watch his films again..i think not shut the fuck up

[TheRedNationStates]

Gentlemen please. Your both equally wrong in the eyes of the Robot Army.

[lovetoeatallthefood]

It helps if you have a sense of humour.

[lovetoeatallthefood]

Sorry, I don't speak "retarded teenager." Could you possibly translate that into English?

[tendeep2004]

spell it right dumbass

[SharpWanker]

Get a life Dumbass

[tendeep2004]

already got one and its worth it ASSWIPE ^_^

[rowzadower]

oh SHIT!

[kittykattofdoom]

"Cirque du So long Sucker!"

[rafanavega]

"Something is in Proximity to something else!"

[Marthix]

The teapot part wins.

[customcartoons]

Well, that deserves a whoa..

[Temzin]

"My name is Neo. Last name, Sporin."

[dmariomc]

ROTFLOL @ Im a LITTLE teapot!

[WhiteTiger225]

Elven kings be ownin them Matrix punks!

[carloslpz]

Love that Hong Kong Phooy part. Fucking great.

[DemonSwordsman]

my side hurts badly! x_x

[FlamingChicken321]

"I'm a LITTLE teapot. short and stout."

You could tell they were going to make fun of that part, mainly based on the gaseous green stench emanating from his appendages, but I never thought it would be that good. bravo!

[Astrolounge]

"He's pretty arthritic for a computer program..."

I love these guys, they're pure gold.

[alienshinobi84]

"Cirque du So Long Sucker!"

[bandman232]

"Who cyber beeped?"

[aliasmgk]

you know what else looks like blood! KETCHUP!! hahahahah!!~~ IM SO FUNNY IM POST ON INTERNETS.

No but really this is a mildly amusing rip off of MST3K. Way to go

[clemsonfight]

It's not really a RIPOFF considering the people who made it, also worked on MST3k...

[MateriaMaster]

This is from the guys who did MST3K, friend... this is the only way they could continue it without being sued like mad.

[Rawk4Life]

Please tell me you don't have the sense to know that the extra voices are provided by the same guys in MST3K, so it's not a ripoff.

[Jayfive276]

How can you know about MST3K and not know who Mike Nelson is? His names right there on the video info....

[smashwhammy]

it's not a ripoff if it's by the same guys who worked on the show

[omegagilgamesh]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"

I knew they would make a good riff on that part, but damn, it was better than I expected! Hey, at 4:57, what'd they say?

[orastella]

"last name, Boring!"

[Boolze]

"Last name, Sporin"... neosporin.

[navylaks2]

He problably runs on Java Script.

[IdhrenionTheWise]

Nuthouse, this is the cashew hmhmhmhm ROFL love it *happy dance*

[shepja87]

You think you're tough?

Yeeeeeeeep!

The audio of the film drowns out the commentry sometimes...still funny though lol

[magpiepeck]

"You're empty...so are you-er...you're so empty you've got to put in bullets just to be empty"

great.

[x0WhiteTiger0x]

thats not blood im just spiting out my fruit roll up

lol xD

[Demeaner4]

"Cirque du SO LONG, SUCKER!!!"

[kunz506]

"it might be flippy and the bean with a kysk dollar call" lol

[McGuinty1]

"Work the body, Rock, the body!"

And, right afterwards: "Kill the body and the head will die."

LMAO

[EnigmaDrath]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!!"

"He's after his Doc Martins!"

Can't...breathe...HAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!

[PyschoJoker]

"That deserves a woah"....HAHHAHAHA