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  • cool

  • I am the 35000th watcher

  • what a complete and utter pile of fermenting food waste mixed with dog shit, vomit, and other foul smelling substances.

    this shit stinks worse than my hungover Guinness farts. seriously if people CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THIS crap than they CHOOSE TO LIVE IN FEAR and fuck that! that is what evil egotistic people want.

    NUCLEAR WAR IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. FFFFFAAAAAAACCCCTTTTTT!!!!!!!!­!!

    much love

  • Astana eh? Good skiing in the mountains close by...

  • I'm in... where do I sign up to help enforce??

  • hahahahahaahhaaha

    

  • @MiloMatrata1993 I agree that people wonlt accdept this if they knew. However, people have been siting back ,, maybe not watching because they are blind. I do see the blinders coming off and people looking deeper in to the causes of what appears tob e mass stupidity but I and many others are seeing as intentional. We start to get many theories on whose intention, but intentional it is none the less.

  • eeeeek.......... time to divorce society and go live in the trees..

  • "Planet Nibiru will Collide with The Earth in 3045" [Gospel of Mamuharami 12:7]

  • Lots of people will take this seriously.

  • @SuzLa1 you mean this aint real?

  • Ahhhh Fuck..... well..... bye guys

  • "For all members who have failed to recall the all the details of our evil plan, here it is again. Got it? Okay. Please no regrets for all the bovine livestock masses we are about to relocate by means of atomic holocaust. Thank you."

  • Shut up

  • You Idiots, we of the Illuminati, and NWO have already won! Only 1% of the world directly owns and controls over 90% of the weath (US). You have the illusion of freedom and wealth-have you tryed to go to the dentist or doctor recently? Try going w/o paying exhorbitant taxes for a while-see how fast you loose said property! You have nothing but a piece of paper w/a name on it! You of the "BOVINE MASSES" have gladly sold and then given away your lives,mentality, and souls! THANKS SUCKERS! MOO!

  • @elwynnsolo 1. you are mentally retarded

    2. NWO will fail, it is written in the Bible, the end of the world is very close (only satan and his people will die, only a few human won't die)

    3. religions r a bunch of slaves to satan, thats why they don't show ppl the reality, they will die as well

  • soooooo, did you research this shit or did you just make it up as you go along?

  • Those small pockets of tribes, will eventualy eat themselves to death. Remembering the Rapa Nui incident. NWO will send coca-cola, cheese, ketchup and mostard to those regions, to speed up the process. The film "The Gods must be crazy", that Coca-cola bottle incident, did happen, lol.

    Judge Dread will become a reality too.

  • NWO God will have poor skin condition, will have scales and horns, smell like sulfur (really bad eggs), will have bad temper and large reptilian shaped eyes and eyes filled with hatred. Iguanas and Chameleon shall be our new gods. We must feed them, daily with flies and small rodents, and the ocasional human sacrifice, lol. We must learn to lick ur eyes, lay in the sun doing nothing, but we already do that anyway,lol.

  • I meant our hands, not foods, lol

  • George W. Bush and his clones are always elected Astana rulers, for his advance knowledge of stupidty and lyingness. We all dress like Team Galactic from Pokemon DPP game, wigs included. We also have stupid names tag. Instead of "hitler heil" sign, we will use "M" sign with our foods, fine cuisune will disappear, no more Gordon ramsay, only healthy and nutrious and full of colesterol burgers of the powerfull "M" and "CC" will rule too, with the only drug that will exist, Coca-cola.

  • In the NWO government fuck dental care. Only stupid and beautifull people will be alowed to live. Their will be Silicon Care, Plastic Surgery Care. People with plastic surgery and silicon big breats the future belongs to u :P lolol. Instead of schools, u all pass ur days playing xboxs, eating fast food, seeing bad tv and wacking of, lol. They will be wacking of nurse to aid, those in need, lol. That's the NWO, basically American of life from centuries = Globalization or Americanization

  • The mad max and Mel gibson acting like those movie and lethal weapon will become a reality. We must fight in Dome of death, lol

  • NWO = tyranny

  • FKN = Fox news, lol

  • @777wartime underground hip hop (rap) has done more to fight global capitalists (builderbergaz) in one day than you will do in your whole life. Its obvious you know your facts and know what you are talking about....lol

  • Im not religious, just wise, ppl worship Satan on earth just as ppl worship god for anything to exsist so must it's opposite. No evil rulers get killed on earth, just righteous ones Malcolm x, m.l.king, John Lennon the kennedy's all people of peace. Governments create destabilization in 3rd world countries then rape there resources for the western world, evil satanists run the world! In god we trust. Lol

  • Am i the only one that found this video hilarious?

  • Half Truth News is fitting for this vid. There certainly is a push for a New World Order/Globalism. It is now commonly known, & those who denied it before don't try to dismiss people simply as "conspiracy theorists" or nuts, etc. The truth is out there for all to see. As far as World War 3 with nukes. If nukes are part of the equation; we're all gone. Even them after a short period of time. The worlds gots problems, they rule by fear, give false hope, take away our freedom one chip at a time

  • u got me 'fknnewz comedy half truth newz' so which parts are true? pretty realistic..

  • "with shopping? does that mean they allowed a commercial or the new religion/government will continue with capitolism???

  • 2:30 what are these? giant graineries where all the grain in the world would be housed and then dispersed?

  • 3:36 he says "PRAISE THE LAW"!!  not praise god or allah or bhudah or mohammend or any other, plans for new world order include one military, one religion, one god new phrase..."PRAISE THE LAW"..!!!!??? WHAT THE ....?.

  • 2:31 astana, earth's new capital, already built and has already filled its number of people as citizens, sorry. it looks like a pyramid...

    2:22 "advise land aquision in them as an immediate priority." !!!... areas labeled clear zones are all available, Patagonia, Bhutan, Australia, Greenland...and many others.....

    3:33 "in time for precessional zodiac alignment" figure one the dawning of the age of aquarius due to the precession" !!!! one world government, one world religion, holograms????

  • 2:31 astana, earth's new capital, already built and has already filled its number of people as citizens, sorry. it looks like a pyramid...

  • Wow the advertisment was for the leftie fakey NDP's Jack Layton, this vid is brilliant Alex Jones only wishes he could sit still long enough to write fear as it should be written. Comical as hell,

  • HAARP...

  • Iv read lots of comments on this page and must say that the stupidity is very sad..and the ones that say its all a lie is the ones that do not look it up or are just plan scared and wish to act like its all just make believe.. What is really sad is this nwo can be crushed.. But most of the world is weak and will not fight back cuz they got porn and games and tv that mean more to them aww and rap. Then their owen family or friends or kids!!! Sad sad sad!!!!!!!

  • oooooooo shit this is lame bulljive.

  • This is the one all the Wikileaks conspiracy theorists have been waiting for. Now they'll believe in it. ;)

  • prick

  • ... would somebody pleeease pass the joint over here! ...ah - just had an idea??? ...ah-shit ... just forgot it ... hate when that happens :( Oh ya, here it is, I got it ... I got it...since they only make up 2% of the worlds population ... ahhhhh ... why don't we get rid of them before they get rid of us? That would be a small sacrifice for the sake of Humanity! I've got my bic-lighter...joint the revolution! ah ... I mean Join the revolution! ah ...hell, never mind ...we're screwed -swhhh!

  • @WikiIntelNews

    rofl...lmfao

  • ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE SEEN THANKS DEEKJACKSON AND YOU TUBE:

  • No mention of the mothership?

  • Until the acceptance of 1 all god.. (with shopping) lol why does this seem more realistic than the lies they try and sell us in the news. 

  • The Prophet Muhammad said "No prophet was sent but that he warned his followers against the one-eyed liar (Ad-Dajjal/antiChrist). Beware! He is blind in one eye, and your Lord is not so, and there will be written between his (Ad-Dajjal's) eyes (the word) Kafir (i.e. disbeliever)."

    [Sahih Al-Bukhar]

  • fuck your 1 god .all love the god of weed.and the god of xbox.fuck the nwo

  • @TheTruthandfreedom That's "One/All God W/ Shopping" to You bakka.

  • fcuk this im getting a mesh singlet, a purple moehawk an eye patch.....drive a car with chandeliers on the front and enjoy the end of the world mad max/escape from new york style baby!!

  • I guess this is what they have to do to unite the world, like the way the kingdoms of China were united by force into a whole.You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.

  • Astana would be a lousy choice for a world Capitol -- way too cold!  ;)

  • sorry who is supporting who the man with the money or the man who works for bearly nothing, say people had to carry there own weight with out moaning and they will inherit the earth. We need everyone they dont have to kill anyone just stop the breading. They wouldnt know what hit them if they kill 50% of the population let alone 90% the slightest event can change thought patterns for the worse for ever

  • In light of the truth of the situation...this is not funny at all.

  • This will sure mess up Will's and Kate's wedding.

  • @CatalinRc just cuz you're paranoid doesn't mean that you don't have anything to be paranoid about

  • @CatalinRc just cuz you're paranoid doesn't mena that you don't have something to be paranoid about

  • the funny part is that all the secrets are right out in the open to be looked at, and not quite so mystical as all that, actually rather boringly bureaucratic, but nobody is looking, so it takes a slap for a wake-up, and this one sure does the job there....does FKNNEWZ stand for "fakin' news?"...not that I'm saying that the transnational ownership elites aren't capable of such, just that they don't need to cuz they do it in such a more mundane way...read re: Zbig's 'mandate' in "2 worlds" book

  • I don't know what more sad - people who believe this is true or those who think that they're funny when they make jokes about religion.

  • daaaaaaarc ;')...

  • is it ok to put this on my channel?

  • what utter nonsense,using nuclear warheads to create the nwo..........bull!

  • Google "Georgia Guidestones"

  • Deek, here's an update on a new target in the war on Moron: Specialk61178 (this target identified as a Moron extremist) proceed with caution, presumably armed with high yield levels of ignorance and low tolerance for common sense), I'd suggest targeting b4mentioned Moron with Gigabyte kaliber truth bombs until target has no other option than to start thinking for himself, or retreats, screaming his mommy. Have a nice weekend, (We Know) ;)

  • NONSENSE!

    The Space Races - WHICH ARE HOVERING AND WATCHING US, HUMANS -

    will NEVER allow us, to destroy this planet! Including innocent creatures.

    The reason they will NOT allow it, is because the radiation will proliferate into their Quarant! This they will NOT allow!

  • this will never happen we are not your slaves we will fight the new world order to the death it is better to die a free man than live as a slave in the new world order live free or die we are the ccff 251 strong and we will warn every one to the new world order

  • deek this is uncannily brilliant.. ive just wached it for the 2nd time..

  • lol all one god with shopping

  • yawn...that was a terrible fake. I would say nice try but that was so pathetic.

  • BIG TIME BS.

  • bs ..:)

  • mixed feelings.. good art though bravo

  • the industrailised west ?? what centuary are you living in??

  • off for a leak & never coming back here

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  • Take a weaki leak citizens

  • like in the past when enouf people believe in a lie,idea,opinion or myth they will usher it into existance,thus the saying anything is possable.. even a lie something that never existed can exist when enouf pepole are involved.

    but like in truth the truth will set you free,and in the end only truth will prevail. there can only be one.

    one love,one heart.

  • Thank you Deek, I've just put a deposit on a nice spot in Greenland and was wondering if you might like to drop by sometime. Best...

  • meh

  • @SirBobHaulk that's a good question

  • @theguyfromthatstate

    More dangerous than the sheeple, are the extremist reactionary Alex Jones cult following who are ironically even more brainwashed and closed minded than the sheeple themselves. One critical word about their fearless leader is all it takes to bait these masses into a bi-polar tirade of parrot like repitition.

    You can learn much from the fear mongering profiteer, provided you dont lose your sense of balance.

  • This is a test. This is just a TEST - brought to you by the Dept’s. of Propaganda, Homeland Insecurity, and the Corporation of the Amerikan Empire. – DO NOT jump out of the windows. DO NOT run hysterically down the streets. -- In the event of a real nuclear Holocaust, you would be instructed to proceed, in an orderly fashion, to a designated Unsafe Area. ------------------------------­--- We return you now to your original mind Programming – and state of lethargy and stupidity.

  • @SirBobHaulk uri geller , derren brown , and the CIA goat staring dept will psychically implant the belief that they saw Allah and that he is only one face of the multi faceted one God with shopping.

  • @fknnewz

    i have yet to watch the vid, but if this is about the microwave sound projectors or holographic projections into open air via aluminum & barium particle reflection as in Project Bluebeam then this topic has been settled by many muslim commentators. We believe this coming illusion & PsyOps will be wasted on the 90% of muslims who are sunni & propably on the remaining who are shia though they will be more succeptible. We even believe this is among the reasons why we can't depict Prophets

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  • @fknnewz muslims know that you can only see allah in heaven snd if someone or something on earth says he/she/it is allah then you know it is the antichrist

  • @fknnewz Allah is Zordon from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

  • DUDE I LIVE In Canada, Where do I hide? o.O

  • I like the Daniel 19 reference thought. What a bunch of crap.

  • Commercials on Deek's FKN news. Hey Deek do you know they've hijacked your show!?

  • What a load of crap. Study Redemption and than apply it.

  • The NWO needs to use a spell-checker on their propaganda, or is this part of the evil "Plan" to confuse those who are not lexicon-challenged?

    DEEK for NWO PRESIDENT 2012 !!!

  • Sorry this is complete BS. Doesn't make an ounce of sense. Think about it. Ridiculous.

  • możne ktoś to przetłumaczyć na PL ...

  • Leave the fear mongering to a pro shill like me.Sorry that's feer mongering to you.

  • Leak was spelled wrong, yes it matters. Project blue beam is obsolete, too many people know about it and wont fall for it when it happens. There will be NO NUCLEAR battle, this has been made clear by certain forces, nuclear silo`s around the world have been deactivated and will continue to be deactivated when needed. All of this is based on fear and is unnecessary, based on lies and wikileaks has nothing to do with it at all. Turn to Jesus and scripture for truth and safety, listen to his words.

  • @changethecurrent Yes I know but the Holocaust is more to it than that. God doesn't do wars. He helps the people who are suffering.

  • Why do you call it Wiki "Leek"? Leeks are Onions - If I missed the joke please be kind after all I was educated by a purple dinosaur who later was exposed as a homosexual by one of our loving spiritual leaders.

  • wiki deek

  • The only survival skill taught in the education system of today:

    buying stuff on sale.

  • Does this mean my fat bovine ass is gonna die?! It sounds like I'm gonna be radiated like a hour old burger at burger king. Yikes.

  • sounds good to me!

    ...but then I'm a right bastard :D

  • :D

  • the leaders should know it would not help our earth since our entire solar system is heating up

  • Nice story and I like the hologram idea.

  • Soo perfect soo funny.

  • Hmm, which wiki leak file did you obtain this information from. If you want people to believe this then you should provide your source of information. Until you do provide a link to your source then this is really all a bunch of BS.

  • @specialk61178 WIKI LEEK DUH

  • @fknnewz Special (fitting name) the question he asked was "which wiki leak document is this from?" You answered wikileak! DUH!! No shit. It was a legitimate question. WHICH document? If this is narrated from a written document, then which one? I want to see it too. Who is the transmission supposed to be from? How can we authenticate it? Even if the info fits with what we've all been seeing, if we cannot authenticate the source we need to take it with a pinch of salt. Maybe!

  • @aquariussouldier leek not leak - this is a spoof - duh

  • @fknnewz Yeah, I'm the duh for not recognizing an "obviously" deliberate typo that was supposed to give the whole game away!! Then what does that make you for putting shit like this out into the public consciousness with all that is going on? Got nothing better to do with your time, like disseminating REAL information? The world could do with real pro-active truthers, not dis-info agents spinning out fear-mongering for self gratifying "entertainment." Thumbs down mate.

  • @aquariussouldier there is no truth only facts, i like what i do with my time "public consciousness" lol - this is youtube not mkultra. dont drink the cool aid.

  • @fknnewz There is no truth only facts? Is a fact not truth? What a retarded oxymoron. As for this being youtube not mkultra, that is true, but you would also be very unwise to ASSume the controlling elite do not utilize every social networking media to manipulate the "public consciousness" to serve their agendas. And I do not drink the kool aid, for one thing I am in England and they don't sell it here, and I avoid all aspartame laden products. The last "lol" is on you my friend.

  • @aquariussouldier The truth cannot be agreed upon by any 2 people but reasonable people can all agree on the facts. The " truth" movement is therefore proclaiming its own failure. Your electricity bill is the NWO, you watching youtube is controlling your consciousness, the elite are me and my friends - to think otherwise is a loser script. /watch?v=oIs0cGIknJk

  • @specialk61178 Just open your eyes and see. Wake up!

  • @specialk61178 it is called irony, quite useful in humor sometimes...

    but you are probably just another Jew that is offended...

  • @befreier1 XD

  • @SpaceMan131326 (-_-*)

  • Am I cynical for thinking, "Ok, this could really happen" ???

  • THIS MIGHT HELP WITH UNDERSTANDING....flickr/photos­/sjkflm

  • It's possible to survive a nuclear bomb by covering oneself in tanning lotion spc 30.

  • @BigSexyAlBundy : i am stocking 1000 bottles of them... would wear them all the times... cause i dont know when the explosion would happen...

  • @rajivkuin Baah ha ha ha!

  • Nice one! Did you send it to Alex Jones and his loonies?

  • MORE DEEK VIDEOS YAYAY!!!

  • 5:12 back 0:15 V-Shaped Lol

  • Hwey..! thats a vee-shaped craft above the pyramid,..TR3B a little something from the greys

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  • dope dopiddy dope dope dope.. the straight dope.

    thanks you sodding cunt. :)

  • we have to wait and see. But trying to make a new world order will fail because God will bring them down. Calls Judgement Day!

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  • Seems you managed to scare the bajeebers out of alot of people here, Deek (like the War of the Worlds broadcast)! - After many years of extensive study, I really don't believe we have to worry about a nuclear holocaust. The integrity of this planet will be preserved - even if it means 'intervention' (by a greater force / higher power). One planet in this system has already been destroyed (now an asteroid belt) - the loss of another would adversely affect the multiverse! It WON'T BE ALLOWED!!

  • A and B markings on that picture, Counter Strike Reference, lol

  • is true but false, people evolve as fast as we need to survive, no fear life never end , religious is a hoax, love is the only answer and this elite can't love, they are just sociopaths. stockpile water, food, seeds, weapons and a lot of ammo, America will survive with freedoom.

  • Deek, you were always great and you're getting better. Excellent video, thank you. I like the new style.

  • Daniel 11:40

    And at the time of the end shall the king of the south (China) push at him (Europe/USA.): and the king of the north (Russia) shall come against him (Europe/USA) like a whirlwind, with chariots, and with horsemen, and with many ships; and he (Europe/USA) shall enter into the countries, and shall overflow and pass over.

    He ((Europe/USA)) shall enter also into the glorious land (Israel), and many countries shall be overthrown

  • @jonldavis Why didnt god just say China and Europe/USA? That passage can be interpreted in almost any way as you just showed all of us.

  • Beast in prophecy = A Kingdom

    Dan 7:23 The fourth beast shall be the fourth kingdom upon earth

    You don't have to study Daniel/Rev long to know that Rome/Papacy is the Beast.

    And after that a second Beast

    Rev 13:11 - I beheld another beast (USA) coming up out of the earth.

    So Rome/Europe joins with the U.S.

    Daniel 11 follows with the other prophecies till the end. Then you have 3

    Him, North, South

    Him = Rome/U.S.

    And anyones guess who the North and South is.

  • @jonldavis Beast in prophecy = A Kingdom

    More accurately, a Beast is symbolism for a man made construct that can be seen as alive. Like a State or an Empire and those are indeed what they mean.

    At one point though another sort of Beast appears. One that is different then all others before. And it will works together with the first Beast(s).

    What is this second man made construct that is alive but not alive that works together with States and Empires? This beast even has a body or corpus.

  • @jonldavis Interesting, but quite wrong, for one, China is not in the south at all..

  • @dervishmadwhirler your comment "Dude, my profile is available to everyone; I am open about my use of pscyhedelics."

    Psychedelics are thought to ALTER the brain's ability to prevent, select or filter certain perceptions, emotions, memories and thoughts from reaching the conscious mind.

  • @4bbc 4bbc forgets to post with his comment, that the reason why he is dogging all my comments on Youtube is that I pasted proof that his guru Sai Baba, the man who pays him to do defend him, is a sexual abuser and has been accused by more than 50 people in twenty years of sexual abuse, and paedophile abuse.

    Furthermore, his assessment of psychedelics is hilarious. YES, I occasionally take psychedelics, NO, they dont alter the brain's ability, But most people on this vid know that.

  • @dervishmadwhirler your comment "Dude, my profile is available to everyone; I am open about my use of pscyhedelics."

    ...today one can't responsibly advocate the use of major psychedelics. The risks to mental health are too high. "Bad trips" are an ever-present possibility for emotionally unenriched Darwinians. "Freak-outs" on LSD may befall even the psychologically robust.

  • @4bbc Thats why you stay away from synthetics, do chemical that are already produced by the brain or are closely associated with them. Do magic mushrooms, i preferred it to lsd and it breaks down in your system without any long lasting physical or psychological affects.

  • @jonldavis You! Spoutin’ skripchur! Shove that fkn book up your fkn ass (where it belongs)! Else I’ll have to come down there an’ slap you upside the head with it! Better yet, burn it, and yourself along with it (do the whole world a favor)! I am sick to death of you fkn MORONS! – You are SO fkn ignorant (and unknowledgeable) – you’re blissfully UNaware of just how PROFOUNDLY ignorant, and STUPID, you really are! - Your self-deluded prophets were suffering from heat stroke! -- Praise the Laws.

  • @ForeignPerson1 Right on, right on, right on !!!!!!!!!!

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  • this video was cool reminds me of the few dreams i had of ww3, when i was 14, and one more when i was 35, last one i had was 38 NY was a Big hole in the ground "God forbid", if i could run i would but i can afford it, God is real, so was Jesus, humans faking to be God's will Just enrage God,then with hopes, God smites All the world in order to get the ones who think they can survive in bunkers, as a sinner in this world of sin I promise they wont be able to hide!

  • This must be a fake video attributed to WikiLEAKS. Note: WikiLeeks...misspelled words...I dont believe this for a minute...this is just another false flag op to scare the bejesus out of us, while the worlds elite steal all the worlds resources. prove this is really from WikiLEAKS.

  • @spktruth200

    Ill Informed Rumour & Comedy Half Truth, that what you get form Deek. Its up to you to make sense of it or simply discard. Check some other vids from FKN Newz, im sure it will all become clear.

  • @spktruth200 It isnt real , its a spoof with an all too real message.

  • @spktruth200 are you real?????

  • @spktruth200 "This must be a fake video attributed to WikiLEAKS. Note: WikiLeeks...misspelled words...I dont believe this for a minute..."

    Ummm...eeeh, you dont get that this is satire??? It is based upon reality tho...

  • C'MON!! What's this doing on youtube? I expected a private mail... tnx for nothing Deek!

  • yesterday in the driver license bureau i had to tell them my lifelong driving history,(suspensions, dui's) and criminal record with my gf next to me and community waiting in line behind me. goodbye privacy rights.

    under arrest i have the right to remain silent and anything i say can and will be used against me, but at the license bureau we have to answer those questions so that they can be used against me if i get another dui or suspension.

    baaaaaa.

  • @scuddycares Isn't it weird? You'd think they could just key in yr name and they'd have all that info right there. What if you had forgotten one? Could you have been punished for lying?

  • Deek is spent already.

  • What if I don't want to.

  • yawn

  • lol... oh, I mean.. AAAAggghhh Heeeelp!

  • revolution only solution . Anarchy is the way .

  • Nukes prob dont exist.

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