Don't Tell Me He's Lolicon!

[NinjaPWNED]

*sigh* I'm turning 19 in a few days and I just recently found out my boyfriend is a Lolicon, Idk what to do! T^T

[Izzymandias]

@NinjaPWNED If you're over the age of consent, roll with it.

[Magicgirly95]

@Felixkeeg a lolicon (full name: lolita complex) is someone who's interested in kids or women/men who're looking very young..or so i think ...

[Felixkeeg]

@Magicgirly95

Interesting...

[fruitgirl40]

@mrxai658 Full name is lolita complex

[agnesbaby2010]

哈哈～哀醬好萌！

[snjorRefur948]

lol, sometimes Ai can be a little dense....hahah she is my most fave character in this anime and next is conan

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

I'm a lolicon and proud of it.

[TheHdtv101]

some one who thinks little girls/boys are way to cute and they want hug them till they pop. Just like a slow person with a bunny

[LamyMoon]

what's a lolicon

[eleriel]

Megumi Hayshibara's voice... perfect!

[mbrennanful]

wouldnt it be shotacon

[boy5freak]

i'm lost here can someone bring me up to speed.....is he still using that guy he knocks out to solve cases? and that girl in the first episode before he turn into a kid what happen to her?

[freemovies411]

@boy5freak Yes, Jimmy/Shinichi, now pint-sized Conan, still uses best friend Rachel/Ran's father Richard/Kogoro to solve cases in secret. This new girl is the professor who worked for the Black Organization and was the very person who made the shrinking pill. The organization betrayed her and, in order to escape, she took the shrinking pill and now lives a careful life with Dr. Agasa and the gang, with no intention to seek out the organization, unlike Jimmy/Shinichi. Anything else? :D

[Disorganizer]

@boy5freak And trust me when i say that his new squeeze (all of the innocent fans forgive me for that, lol) is a MAJOR improvement over the old one. xD

[thecryingsoul]

For every one wondering lolicon stands for lolita complex.

if u think otherwise the internetz has fooled u lawl

[zealazafront]

Kudo x Haibara ftw~

[Izzymandias]

@zealazafront Tempting... but when you phrase it like that, I think older Shinnichi and younger Ai. Which ain't quite right.

[zealazafront]

@Izzymandias er....yeah. Kudo x Shiho's right. But if it's Conan x Haibara, it's still good. Puppies in love would be cute.

[metazoxan2]

@Izzymandias But don't forget they are both actually older so if they both change back it'll still be okay.

[TheDoRoBouNeko]

@Izzymandias I kinda like it! XD I don't know why, but I'm kinda into lolicons. Though ShinAi seems like a lolicon and at the same time, not a lolicon.

I don't understand myself. XD

[WirSindOnline]

Conan: "Eh.." Ai: "Was I right?!" xD

[ninjajoe95]

Can someone define loli?

I know what it is basically, I just need to clarify

[RedPearlPrincess10]

lol WHO'S a lolicon?! XD

[lordroticiv]

Being a lolicon doesn' count if its with Haibara, right?

[Izzymandias]

@lordroticiv Well, she does get a bit of a special consideration.

[Tacom4ster]

Chris Hansen should go to Japan, he'll create sting operations every week and retire early.

[alex73593]

@Tacom4ster Heck, he could get new hosts and take more areas at once (and lawyers for more entrapment suing) We will soon be in the Hansen era. Child molesters beware.

[MrNirvan12]

what's the episode

[cr1msonking93]

inb4 detective loliconan

[lordroticiv]

that's the scary part, she actually meant it

[mraysarissa]

detective conan

[MMBNM]

What anime is this?

[TheDoRoBouNeko]

I feel that Conan and Haibara are getting childish as the series goes by, which is definitely, totally and wonderfully cute, hahaha~

[mitsushiro7]

after 12 its lunch time

[kirby6874]

omg a LOLICON O_O *DSI EXPLODES IN FACE * OMG! * HEAD EXPLODES*

[Pikachunojutsu]

@Ocelot152 I watch episode 1, I thought it was good, but the whole little kid thing i didn't like as much. With all the new anime I estimate i'll catch up with this anime in 2 years :P

[Pikachunojutsu]

@Ocelot152 I mean COME ON! and I'm assuming that there is even more manga

[Pikachunojutsu]

god i think this the only anime i'll never watch, only because it has over 500 flippin' episodes.

[ed110poe]

ごめんなさい、ロリコンではなく「哀コン」です。（笑）

[ShinigamiRyukuu]

Ok, I'm a guy, but Ai just cute when she's clueless, especially when she said "Was I right?!"

[maria137b]

HAHAHAHAA!

[candy7726]

she so cute

[uberutuber95]

i like it when they make her completely innocent and say funny things, although... at first i really thought that she would say she wus kidding with a mischievous smile or something... but i still liked how it went :)

[DAPTXDC4869]

After bothering to look up on google what a lolicon was, i just keeled over laughing! XP wow Ai, that is what comes to your head in that kind of conversation? Wow... XD after watching this episode I had to take a break and laugh for an HOUR in my pillow! XD

[LuckyLuluxP]

The words lolicon and Akai Shuuichi don't go together in the same sentence xD

[MsChoiPi]

they were talking abt Akai Shuji right XD XD XD.. poor guy

[KingBull24]

Well my good zapper, a lolicon is a guy who 'likes' little girls. Its about the same as a pedofile or a childporn lover :P

Don't look it up on google, you'll be sorry if your mom walks into the room XD

[DAPTXDC4869]

@KingBull24 lol, lol... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! XD I already did look up the definition on google, I saw where "lolicon" derived from (O_O) But nobody bothers watching what I'm doing on the computer, XD They all think I'll be watching youtube 100% of the time on the computer. LOL XD so I quickly closed it out after looking it up and deleted it from the computer's "History" library. XP

[OropherThranduil]

@KingBull24

dude, actually it's not the same.

and in japan that#s pretty normal after all.

or they wouldn#t do fanjobs in kids animes, i mean look at pokemon.

first misty in short shirt and hotpants, then the second one in skintight stuff and then the mini of dawn,

it#s just to obvious.

and if you think about it someone who is into that stuff doesn't hurt anybody, while some guy buying child porn is giving those guys who harm them money.,

[KingBull24]

@OropherThranduil well i said it's ABOUT the same :P

i didn't know the real definition. thx for clearing this up ^^

[zaper684]

what the fuck is a lolicon?!

[Izzymandias]

She's got her cute side to her.

[MrNirvan12]

@Izzymandias what's the episode

[AnnaLalaDreams]

OMG when I saw this when watching the ep, i was like "Wow Ai, just.. wow.."

[zaper684]

a what?

[BladePenguin]

omg i love haibara :D

[DAPTXDC4869]

*GASP* "I was right?!" lol assuming that Akai Shuuichi was a lolicon (A man who is attracted to young girls) LMHO nice theory Ai! XD

[Zerojumpy]

Wait, aint lolicon supposed to be FEMALE..?

[Izzymandias]

The loli is the female. Lolicon is attraction to lolis.

[Zerojumpy]

thanks for clearing that one up.

[roxasfruit]

@Izzymandias

why does everyone thing loliCONS are the lolis themselves??!!

[Masterofbunies]

@Zerojumpy You thinkin 'bout shotacon

[Misakichan644]

@Zerojumpy a boy lolicon is called a botlita :D

[deathikilled121]

@Zerojumpy the lolicon is the boy ..just like pedo and the loli is the girl ...the victim o.o

[MrBoynton27]

I'd be lolicon for Ai and Ai only...

[Izzymandias]

So right, and yet feels so wrong?

[MrBoynton27]

well if it feels wrong I can wait til she gets her body back.

[Izzymandias]

The way the series is going, it might just be quicker to wait for her to hit eighteen again.

[MrBoynton27]

meh maybe... but meh... :/

[fwoshi]

@Izzymandias LOL she's been 8 for... 12 years or so now...

[Penning90]

ich bin mit meiner ausbildung beschäftigt, ich habe keine zeit für fremde leute. ich hoffe du bist nicht sauer, selbst wenn du süß aussiehst. ich habe im moment andere sorgen-. es würde den rhamen sprengen dir das zu erzählen. ByeBye

[Penning90]

@Penning90

tut mir leid, keine zeit.

[Penning90]

tut mir leid, keine zeit.

[fearisgood1122]

@Izzymandias does she even know what she talking about

[nintendoraikiri]

@Izzymandias lol it came out in 1996 and still goes on today O_o they are suppose to be like in their teens unless each episode is like in one day after the next.

[schmittyisawesome]

@nintendoraikiri well so are the simpsons, but that doesnt stop the creators from keeping them the same age...

[nintendoraikiri]

@schmittyisawesome lol toushe

[IHKF]

@nintendoraikiri Even then there are more than 500 episodes and each year is 365 days, any way you look at it, he's been Conan for over a year! XD

[nintendoraikiri]

@IHKF LOL that means he should have went to 2nd grade BUT i think he still is in 1st (i think plz corect me) also it SO HAPPENS that EVERY DAY someone dies by Conan... Mouri is not the death god Conan is (said by Shiratori about Mouri)

[maryann366]

@nintendoraikiri In movie 3 ^-^

[Disorganizer]

@Izzymandias

imagine this: Lets assume there is one murder case per week in Beika city and the surrounding region... we have 600+ episodes, lets say there are 500 murder cases, and lets state that one year has 50 weeks instead of 52 since calculating this is easier. 500 / 50 = 10 years. According to the series the kids are still in (their 1st year !) elementary - but in reality, they should be at least 17 by now...

And this is assuming that Beika City is the most violent place in japan..

[TheDoRoBouNeko]

@Disorganizer

Nah, I think there are murder cases because Conan is there to solve it, hehe~ I mean think about it. Everywhere Conan goes would be the place where a mystery case would happen. Instead of being swooned over by girls, he's swooned over by unsolved cases.

But isn't almost all cases have two or three episodes? Especially with murder cases. The animators just love making the cases long, you know.

[Disorganizer]

@TheDoRoBouNeko Even so^^ Elementary? Well If I was as smart as Conan, I wouldnt be in elementary.. with, fine, 13?^^

[TheDoRoBouNeko]

@Disorganizer

I guess you're right. But since, he keeps his identity and tries to act childish, people around him tend to ignore it. especially with Kogoro, hehe.

[Disorganizer]

@Izzymandias Actually, they SHOULD be close to 18 already, if we assume that they had, like what, 500 murder cases and one of them per week...

[TheMykcal]

@Izzymandias I cant wait that long, Lol. Im kidding I dont like lolicon, but I find it mildly amusing.

[baankaiii]

@Izzymandias well ai is actually 18 years old just that she took the same pill as conan

[xxayukakon125xx]

@MrBoynton27 yeah,me too,even thought i'm a girl,i'll be a loli for Ai Haibara!

[LoliconTube]

Subscribe for loli :D

[sinni800]

Conan is a Lolicon! Well he's technically older, so...

[CGX1]

It's Shuichi Akai

[mvah07]

whoa so happy that germany didn't change the names *-*

[dbzisdakrunk]

You should see my video on Shota and Lolicon.

I talk about how riddiculous the real world thinks people will really do this for real and taking it off the internet and banning it will stop child abuse..Fuck NO! There are sick fucks out there sadly, and this is fiction..meannig NOT REAL so if it's fiction..why can't it stay fiction..people are so ignorant and niaeve in the world today.

[dbzisdakrunk]

D.C isn't really my kind of anime

mostly because a. it's called case closed over here and it got butchered, not to mentioned aired out of sync and beyond watching now.

I hate when North America does that to anime, it completly turns me off to the anime, and this one had a lot of potential if I watched it in tact and in order. I can't do that now sadly. I just lost interest in doing so.

[OropherThranduil]

@dbzisdakrunk

yeah, americans always bitch about clips of dubbed animes with german voices, but they're only jealous because germany perfected dubbing many years ago.

[Disorganizer]

@dbzisdakrunk

seriously - imo Conan is one of those animes you dont HAVE to watch in order. The story arc is spread so thin, it doesnt even matter much. Only the premise remains. The only thing about the "plot" I wont miss out is the concept of Haibara.

[TwisterKirby]

Amazing how popular this video actually is XD

[freakyfunnygirl]

why is she so concerned by that

[Izzymandias]

Well, she -is- a newly-minted loli.

[stickfigureparadise]

Poor Shuu; people talking bad about him behind his back. ...even though he sort of deserves it for all the scenes during his "stalker phase" a few episodes back. XD (Anyone would have thought the same in all those scenes of him glancing at her picture XD) Kidding, kidding. Lol, this was funny in the manga! Thank you for posting the clip so I could see it animated! I like how you called this her "second childhood". It makes a lot of sense!

[personidk]

Ai chan seems ooc :)

[stickfigureparadise]

Just a bit. You never can tell when she's acting, though. XD This happened in the manga too.

[Izzymandias]

Every once in a while, she needs a cute moment. She may be a mad scientist, member of a criminal organization, and marked for death, but she's still a girl.

[superman320]

big fan of case closed and detective conan.... but forgive me for ask ing such as stupid questen but...... what the hell is a loli-con!!!!!????? plz be nice wen replying i just not formmilier with this type of "slang" lol

[Daymorn]

there referring to someone who likes girls who look young. Some might compare it to a pedophile; I'm not sure but the difference might be that loli-con enthusiasts go for legal girls that only look underage but are still an adult.

if not then it's the same thing, heh

[Bakuryu4Ever]

To make a long story short,a pedophile.

[weridplusho]

What? You kind of lost me with the second half of the first sentence.

[Izzymandias]

Sorry 'bout eating your response there. Youtube REALLY needs a confirm option for removing posts.

[Izzymandias]

That's because she really seems to be getting into her new life.

[SeleneMoon]

It's one of the only times besides, that one in the 6th movie.

[Selph94BackUp]

Case Closed. AWESOME!

[DetectiveRukia08]

ahem Detective Conan..Case Closed was the name given to the show by us North Americans

[Selph94BackUp]

So? Its still awesome ;D

[DetectiveRukia08]

lol yes it is <3 it's an obssession of mine :P

[Izzymandias]

Actually, it was a name chosen by TMS. They're the ones who asked Funimation to make the changes. Evidently they believed that Japanese names would pose a big problem for the American kids, but weekly murders and occasional dismemberment would be just fine.

So, in this case, it was the Japanese company who misunderstood the American audience, rather than Funi pulling a Carl Macek.

[DetectiveRukia08]

that sucks :( cus I like the originality of the Japanese names u kno

[Sexisexigurl]

what anime is this?

[AiHaibaraRocks]

Detective Conan, also known as Case Closed.

[Urzu7Angel]

in this clip haibara and conan is like a child..u see how ai and conan acts..u dont see tat in alot of ep..but u might see some child like conan but this one is awesome..can u tell us wut episode is this??

[Izzymandias]

This is from 501, as others have said.

I think this clip shows the Ai who doesn't want to go back to being an adult. This is probably the first time she's been happy.

[hahohihe888]

What's a lolicon ?

[ahmad55]

some on who likes young girls

[hiddan356]

and other terms... Pedophilia..

[shibotto]

That's not it, you moron! -.-

[hiddan356]

ohh really and and then wat is it MR Genius

[weridplusho]

Some lolicons only like 2D GIRLS not 3D so it's not pedophilia, it's lolicon.

[rawtoast]

Child porn can be real children, or illustrated depictions of them. Lolicon is a type of child pornography, or pedophilia.

[weridplusho]

No, Lolicon is NOT pedophilia; by textbook definition, yeah. But when people think of pedophilia they think of real children not 2D ones.

And lolicon is not real children. If you call a lolicon a pedophile, chances are you're insulting them as they aren't pedophiles. Just because the textbook gives a vague definition doesn't mean it totally applies to everything that falls underneath.

(In Japan, it probably is a way of saying pedophilia despite some would say it only applies to 2D.)

[Smartboy7]

If I'm a teenager, and I'm a lolicon, does that make me a pedophile? I don't think so..

[Izzymandias]

It's a form of pedophilia. The thing is, we only encounter it in the 2D form (at least I hope, otherwise, I REALLY don't want to know).

The problem is, the term has also expanded to mean any young girl, whether in a sexual situation or not (though it always as at least the connotation). As such, it sometimes gets thrown at those who are just moe fans.

[Izzymandias]

From weirdplusho, since the reply and remove links STILL overlap:

Yeah, you do have a point. I didn't think of it being a form of it, but it does make sense.

Heck, the term is used for girls that look young and yet they are 18+, as well Kinda like Haibara... I found the term to be confusing in its definition.

[Izzymandias]

In that case, it's almost similar to jailbait, here in the us. "Sure, they're legal, but I'd probably get stopped by a cop for it."

[ChthonicSurvivor]

What guy they are talking about?

[Izzymandias]

Akai.

[ChthonicSurvivor]

I don't know the character Akai Shuuichi.

Could you put the episode's number in the description?

[hexleo]

akai is the FBI agent. he has sharp eyes and frizzy hair and wears a benie

[sherrykudo]

he's this fbi agent that appeared (for the first time) in ''kudo shinichi's ny case'' and then he appeared in some of the followinf episode after that (sorry i forgot the episode #... >.> )

[Urzu7Angel]

silver bullet..undercover FBI member to spy on B.O ppl..dead girlfriend akemi miyano,shiho/haibara's sister from ep 128...gin think tat he could destroy the organiztion cause he's the silver bullet..his archrival is gin who killed his's dead girlfriend...he could shoot from 700 yard away but other B.O member such as korn and chinati cant..

[Didustx]

this is completely unrelated to the vid but... hasnt anyone notice the fact that 4869 is the code to conan's phone,the drug no. and the licence plate no. of the black porche?

[ilovehirotokun]

There's a reason. In Japanese thse numbers can be read a few ways, and one is Shi Ya Ro Ku, which if you say fast sounds like Sherlock, the great detective.

[khinkhun14789]

Yeah, I agree, the whole series is really like Holmes of today, with a twist XDDD (I don't mean the plot or anything, I mean the deductions and reference)

It's awesome, which makes me want to re-read Sherlock Holmes for the 4th times XDD today XD

[Swordsmanofthedark]

lolz detective conan makes me want to READ sherlock holmes XD

It must be great if it makes me want to read something thats not manga

[MogamiKyouko]

I felt the same way you did... until I actually read them. Well, if you can make it through the entire series, it does give you insights into some things that happen in DC. But I personally think DC is a lot better than Sherlock Holmes.

[Didustx]

haha.. funny clip....so you guys know, a lolicon is a guy who loves young children.....and btw the female version is ermm.... i think is it called a shotacon???

[scary00001]

umm...ok stupid question but pls answer it...anyone..whats a lolicon? :P

[firephoenix37]

a lolicon is a person loving child girl

[YogurPodrido]

akai lolicon!! whahaha

lolicon is "pedophile" in japanese

[ccppfan]

Sou-nano?! XDDD

Loliconlolicon

[nuglenugle]

people the episode is 501

[RanMouri82]

That quote was awesome the first time I read it in the manga. Thanks for posting this!

[XRory95]

whats episode is that???

[animecomesfirst123]

i dont get it

[SilverCrow33]

Do you know who Shuu is? (i don't want to spoil it. If you know him i can explain)

In anycase, a loli-con is basically a dude that likes little girls

[lifesafog]

Could someone tell me what episode I can see Haibara( 18 years old not the child from)?

[GundamZeroEpyon]

Aside from Flashbacks I think the only episode to date was 178 when she drank paikiru (sorry if spelling was off) to escape the wine celler.

[Sethnathan666]

177 i think

[ladysissi224]

Haha LOL, this so funny! XD

What episode IS this btw?

[Springmaus2007]

Damned! They found me!

[97767890]

watz a lolicon?

[RedMoonAi]

pedophile

[ThePromisedPlace]

a person that like young people.....

dont mix the 2 up

[dilectio92]

i think a lolicon is someone who likes little girls or something

shotacon is the opposite (someone who likes young boys)

[Pretztailfan95]

I thought that was a pedophile...

[Holyknight99]

guess you can say thats in japanese terms translated into english terms

[7kusanagi7]

When I see Haibara, then I am getting to be a Lolicon, too..... :D

[jeeyi345]

Who are they talking about?who's the lolicon?=D

[AiHaibaraRocks]

Akai. But of course hes not lolicon. ^^

[detectiverin]

LOLZ! This interesting...

[gogolooks]

what's lolicon?

[UzumakiNaruto94]

Someone who has a fetish for little girls

[jeeyi345]

lol

[omegagiga43]

Ah Hiabara, you never fail to make me laugh lol

[TenkenSmile]

Akai is lolicon ? LOL LOL