This product was freeze dried potatoes with ADDED vitamins and removed taste.. compare it to wallpaper paste. or polyfilla or mortar for bricklaying :D
I'd have to be totally smashed to eat that dogshit. Sure, it's quick & easy but for fuck sake, any type of food is meant to taste half way decent. It's not too bad if mixed with mustard or pesto, but on its own, it can fuck up the hardest of stomachs. Otherwise, get a Pot Noodle. They taste pretty crap too, but it's the lesser of two evils & don't taste too bad if mixed with mild chilli sauce.
I knew I wasnt hallucinating about Smash being a "Cadburys" branded product. When a child recognises a brand logo (esp Cadburys) its hard not to think its anything else but chocolate. Having pestered my Mum to buy "Cadburys Smash" and then being served this on a plate I was one pissed off 3 year old.
When I toured the cadbury factory in Dunedun new Zealand I asked the lady tour guide if they ever made mashed potato and she looked at me as if I had just ask if I could stick my dick up her arse. I did insist that cadbury did used to make mashed potato but she was having none of it. Do your fucking research luv!! Vindicated!!
Of course potatoes are full of vitamin C. If they are made from potatoes fresh from the garden, there is actually slightly more vitamin C in a plate of chips than in an orange.
However, the Vitamin C in Smash was added artificially, when it became clear that a lot of the product was being consumed.
Nutritionally, it is not a bad product at all. Very consistent in texture, unlike the real thing, I find.
Another famous story from the same era is how the cardboard BOX containing Kellogg's Cornflakes actually had more vitamins and minerals than the cornflakes themselves. That's when the step was taken to fortify the corn mash with artificial vitamins, just like smash.
The ordinary kinds of bread are fortified(folic acid, thiamin) and margarine too, although I can't remember what it is for sure.. (vitamin D?)
The music is "WHEELS" by the STRING-A-LONGS. It is most remembered as the signature tune for a well-known muscle man called Tony Holland, winner of Opportunity Knocks. The robot is imitating him in a way.
So that explains why they do that same tune in the Royle Family to Anthony's 'muscle man' routine. Ricky Tomlinson also mimiced the classic "they peel them with their metal knives" bit in another episode.
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When I first moved out of my parents house, I used to live off smash on toast for Breakfast, Dinner & Tea. The pieces on their own were nice enough without pouring water on them.
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This product was freeze dried potatoes with ADDED vitamins and removed taste.. compare it to wallpaper paste. or polyfilla or mortar for bricklaying :D
blackcountryme 2 months ago
Potatoes are NOT full of Vitamin C - even if they were, the heat from cooking would kill it.
jemmabond 2 months ago
I'd have to be totally smashed to eat that dogshit. Sure, it's quick & easy but for fuck sake, any type of food is meant to taste half way decent. It's not too bad if mixed with mustard or pesto, but on its own, it can fuck up the hardest of stomachs. Otherwise, get a Pot Noodle. They taste pretty crap too, but it's the lesser of two evils & don't taste too bad if mixed with mild chilli sauce.
Keith10284 3 months ago
I knew I wasnt hallucinating about Smash being a "Cadburys" branded product. When a child recognises a brand logo (esp Cadburys) its hard not to think its anything else but chocolate. Having pestered my Mum to buy "Cadburys Smash" and then being served this on a plate I was one pissed off 3 year old.
mramo 6 months ago
After a hard morning workout, I like to make myself a full dinner too.
atomicbleep 7 months ago
I suppose it's easy to dismiss Smash as shite (which it was) but, along with Pot Noodle, it helped stave off starvation while I was at college :-)
hank3rox 7 months ago
The ad never says "smashed" just "smash". Some if you seem to be confused or you are deaf. For mash get SMASH!! Got it?
neilgodfreyy2k 7 months ago
When I toured the cadbury factory in Dunedun new Zealand I asked the lady tour guide if they ever made mashed potato and she looked at me as if I had just ask if I could stick my dick up her arse. I did insist that cadbury did used to make mashed potato but she was having none of it. Do your fucking research luv!! Vindicated!!
neilgodfreyy2k 7 months ago 2
roy west
2008Sameoldfitup 8 months ago
I friend of mine still eats this...stuff.
Lazy bugger.
harrifer3000 9 months ago
I do the 'mash get's smashed' for my friend in an Irish accent and she falls about laughing.
lillyshak 1 year ago
I liked the titty dance
Rebexxify 1 year ago
Get smashed? :P
tatetalk 1 year ago
During the war my dad survived on dried potato
never did him any harm
mind he is a bit mental
russthebiker 1 year ago
I thought they just did chocolate. Flake bars ftw!
BloodyReam 1 year ago
Smash was good. It always tasted better than the usual near-tasteless mash yer mother would make. Creamier too.
DopedUpMonkey 1 year ago
I thought it was Continential that made that stuff,not cadbury.
akaDracoMafoy1 1 year ago
0:13 and on wtf
SimGretina 2 years ago
Great video!
mig189189189 2 years ago
I would much sooner boil and mash my own spuds than eat that dubious freeze-dried crap!
cottonwhiskersuk 2 years ago
smash is horrible doesnt taste like the real thing at all in fact
roflcopteratweebly 2 years ago
Add some butter and cream, and it'll taste better!
jemmabond 2 years ago
Smash taste like crap but the adverts are excellent!
Lavendergaljackie2 2 years ago
did anyone really eat that crap?.catchy tune though.
stilln68la 2 years ago
For Mash, Get Smash!
I LOVE THIS ADVERT!!
countsmegula 2 years ago
Potato's are full of vitamin c????
yhapster 2 years ago 11
Of course potatoes are full of vitamin C. If they are made from potatoes fresh from the garden, there is actually slightly more vitamin C in a plate of chips than in an orange.
However, the Vitamin C in Smash was added artificially, when it became clear that a lot of the product was being consumed.
Nutritionally, it is not a bad product at all. Very consistent in texture, unlike the real thing, I find.
effyleven 2 years ago 3
Another famous story from the same era is how the cardboard BOX containing Kellogg's Cornflakes actually had more vitamins and minerals than the cornflakes themselves. That's when the step was taken to fortify the corn mash with artificial vitamins, just like smash.
The ordinary kinds of bread are fortified(folic acid, thiamin) and margarine too, although I can't remember what it is for sure.. (vitamin D?)
effyleven 2 years ago 3
What I really wanna know is, does CHOCOLATE count as one of my five-a-day fruit or vegatables? After all, it has got BEANS in!
effyleven 2 years ago 2
Me to.
alfred4658 2 years ago
I hope so! =D
CollisionCat 2 years ago
i hope your taking the piss.
stilln68la 2 years ago
@yhapster yes, they have vitamin C in them..
sincityfire 1 year ago
What hapend to ThAy PeEaL WiTh ThErE mEtAl KnIfE HAHAH
Ohnoudident 2 years ago
uhh how do ta robots eat ta stuff
SPOOFexpert 2 years ago
lol mashed potato from a company that now makes choclate
telnethacker90 2 years ago
Cadburys doesnt ''now make choclate'' it has made chocolate for over 150 years
tonightwefly 2 years ago
:08 today we call that TV dinner
subforsubx 2 years ago
That was made by Cadburys? I thought they only ever did chocolate
Nerayni 2 years ago 2
I remember the advert but forgot that it was even cadbury!
falkerhard 2 years ago
Cadbury's don't own the Smash brand these days. Now it's owned by Premier Foods.
kisbie 2 years ago
REF. ddandyy. "Wheels" I think is the name of the tune. No memory of who played it. Regards, wisfull.
77893340 2 years ago
please can anyone tell me the title of the music at the end (when the robot flexes his things)
ddandyy 3 years ago
The music is "WHEELS" by the STRING-A-LONGS. It is most remembered as the signature tune for a well-known muscle man called Tony Holland, winner of Opportunity Knocks. The robot is imitating him in a way.
KELVINTHECREATOR 2 years ago
So that explains why they do that same tune in the Royle Family to Anthony's 'muscle man' routine. Ricky Tomlinson also mimiced the classic "they peel them with their metal knives" bit in another episode.
kisbie 2 years ago
Wheels was indeed the song and one version was done by the String-A-Longs.
SgtPecker 2 years ago
that meal looks like that isntant shit that comes from that lil blue pill off the fuckin jetsons HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jeffroboy48 3 years ago
Typical American.... try and brake your bloody stereotype and type something useful.
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 3 years ago 7
@lieutenanterrrrrrrr It has a very English sound to it boy!!
USSRstijn 1 year ago
00:09 looks like the meal the simpsons eat everytime.
xstingrayx 3 years ago 2
With it been cadbury's the first thing that pops in my head is chocolate, they don't realy make me hungry for mash!
grantapuslafsalot 3 years ago
Mash potatoes from Cadbury? I wonder if the mash potatoes is made from chocolate?lol.
rosemontag 3 years ago 2
why the fuck would you eat mash after a hard mornings work out?? ha
nafen86 3 years ago
Why Not!! lol haha
TheTerminatorT101 2 years ago
i wonder if they still make it....
mangostar5 3 years ago 2
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poillord 3 years ago
thats a damn lie and you know it
MetalOcelot90 3 years ago 2
...
RankoTheDark 3 years ago
I think cadbury makes Dr. Pepper too 0_o
BLAMincorperated 3 years ago
I thought it was Schweppes?
Trayusstudent1 3 years ago
i think its actually coca cola lol
mazgoodall 3 years ago
dont cadburys make chocolate?
nathansgottagun 3 years ago
cadburys also make planes trains boats and cars...but yeah they do make chocolate o.0
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ScallywagTV 3 years ago
wat does XD mean on the end of comments anyway "for mash get smash" that is so anoying
arandomistbeetle 3 years ago
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I thought cadbury made those disgusting chocolate candies fat kids like?
MercurialIris 3 years ago
O_O. Robots dont eat XD
TheZergSlaya 3 years ago
I WANT A TIME MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
DaveSkelleton 3 years ago
yeah and 2 day cant we buy anything else even iscream taste like smash XD
helehole 3 years ago
lol no vitamins in it now just crap also they still sell it but it tastes like plastic :S
neema299 3 years ago
I thought cadburys just made chocolate.
JAMamation 3 years ago
yeah!
TAIKAMIA1 3 years ago
'Ripple With Vitamin C'
?!
Rach1AnnSummers 3 years ago
isn't cadburys just a chocolate company?
jacksite2007 3 years ago 2
im with ya
vaillylovestodance 3 years ago
just shut up and watch the nice robot
HALODAN12 3 years ago
if that is nice- u r mad- i have seen better!
jacksite2007 3 years ago
its an ad for fucking smash not a holly wood movie
HALODAN12 3 years ago
why- didn't u know that at the beggining?
jacksite2007 3 years ago
yah but it ysed to make smash
HALODAN12 3 years ago
dont they still sell that?
cuzza2k8 3 years ago
4 mash get Smash! XD I love mash but I've never had Smash.
Layford5 3 years ago
I hate mashed potates anyway...that stuff must have been sickening.
Plantman67 3 years ago
Ahaha. i was expecting some chocolate potatoes
TerrorWatcher 3 years ago 3
vitamin C in mash!?!
P.S. I remember Smash, it tasted like shit
thunderbal44 3 years ago 2
I want that robot!
proog 3 years ago
Now that robot is one awesome guy
Sparkleflea 3 years ago
HAHAH! AWESOME ADVERT! xD
derangedband 3 years ago
Who the hell eats mash potato after a morning session in the gym?
therodoflove 3 years ago
good question. robots.
Areweonfiya 3 years ago
Erm whats a vittamin? the flexin robot twas funny =P
GMshugs 3 years ago
a vitamin? seriously?
xMapleGunGirlx 3 years ago
You shouldnt reply to stoned peoples comments...
GMshugs 3 years ago
lol
theres just a few comments where their like, "vittamin" and im like..yeah.. wots so funny about that lol.
xMapleGunGirlx 3 years ago
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Smash is made from Cricket Crap...
lanswipe 3 years ago
When I first moved out of my parents house, I used to live off smash on toast for Breakfast, Dinner & Tea. The pieces on their own were nice enough without pouring water on them.
diomanUK 4 years ago 3
ew?
Areweonfiya 3 years ago
LOVE THIS ADD IT'S FUNNY. Can you still buy Cadburys Smash because I wonder what it tastes like.
Babe5677 4 years ago 2
yer and bettter still, they still have the robots on them!
Buckingstallion 3 years ago
Kermit the Frog-bot here!
pididle 4 years ago
Rapist potatoes with "vittamin" C!
rgm1984 4 years ago
whats so funny about a vitamin?
xMapleGunGirlx 3 years ago
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lmfao robots dont eat potatos
adamboydude 4 years ago
reeeeealy?
xentypey 4 years ago 4
So, what DO they eat?
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TittitBumbum 4 years ago
"For Mash Get Smashed!"
ledhead20000 4 years ago 2
Wow. They sold intant potatos with this? This is why I only eat the real stuff.
bros9000 4 years ago
Oh,in the Morning I eat potatos,too -.-* xD
lllMrKnisterlll 4 years ago 2
i didnt know cadbury made other things than chocolate and chewing gum
AVRIL120 4 years ago
you dont know
smash might be made of chocolate and chewing gum
randomandproudqueen 4 years ago 3
thanks for that, wanned to show my son b4 he made smash for the first time!! yippee 4 parenthood :-0
lynnedjones 4 years ago
lol
HunterColeman 4 years ago
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r3trojay 4 years ago
Oh, so this is why men thinks is cool when they flex their man boobs now? lm*o!
NekojinAmako 4 years ago
By heck, this takes me back!
Great stuff!
N.
Chewbaxter 4 years ago
His name was Zeeb.
jiffy2001 4 years ago
hi!! im from singapore! and i am amazed that someone else noes about my fav childhood book!! u read zeeb the martian before?? do u noe where can i buy the book now? cuz i need book no 1 in order to complete the set.
lionyan 4 years ago
abebooks dot com is your best bet
jiffy2001 4 years ago
I can´t remember this one but very funny!
sapphiresanchez 4 years ago