Goths hate the summer - John Roy

[SuperMoofish]

Dosent have a clue....

[axela619]

fuck you the do make scary sandals

[MrRjmac]

My Chemical Romance, Goth i dont think so

[MimizRobin]

as a goth, i found this greatly amusing, and very relatable cuz ive been living in egypt for the past 4 year and it fucking hot here and i still make an effort to look just as good as i do any other season, its quite painful sometimes.

[zheyy]

Jokes are JOKES! get it? it's something for fun and laugh. if some don't have that kind of humor then it's thier loss.

[rrosas707]

This was not funny it very insulting to me

[Ziffelzoovop]

i love goths. they are awesome. but i found this quite funny. :P

[JustinOsbo]

I do not find this funny; I find this retarded.

eh, this idiot doesn't know shit about Goth Rock.

[Lunatasma]

There are scary sandals, they're called Old Navy. Worn by enormous non-goths in skintight biking shorts and fannypacks.

[orgixvi3]

Not funny, most of the time I can laugh at Goth jokes, being one myself, but I do enjoy summer :/

[Mamonuth]

goths=/=vampires.. pretty sure there was a south park episode for that..

[Xirus5]

@Mamonuth but then again south park's view was on the twilight craze.. not on vampirism.. which is far darker then goth and relates more towards religious satanism then music..

[FiGhTtheSoNg]

WOW so what if he is making jokes about goths ........im goth and i thought it was quite funny ... some of you need to learn how to take a joke

[BelugaSevruga]

it does suck. but not for any of the reason this hooka gives.

[BrutalProductionz]

why the fuck are all you emo/goths taking it to heart.. stop fuckin moaning on the comments..

[NickandCharlieShorts]

@BrutalProductionz um yeah kinda, if they dress like that, one wire is too short up there.

[MikeMoldao]

my chemical romance fans?....goths??

[stokesy2006]

Not exactly true matey. We don't always wear it. Hell my friends have been on holiday all summer'ed up and our wardrobeds are always varied

[kalcaron]

The only funny Goth observation I've seen was Noel Fieldings routeen about how you never see Goths driving cars. And he's kinda a Goth himself.

[cas10493]

Hes does got a good political point that all goths that i have met and are my friends are always miserable no joke and i dont want no little asswipe with no sense of humor bitching me out for a this little true reply i left cause you know people will

[tallfreak825]

i think he means emo's, but i'll let that slide

[Ayyadification]

@tallfreak825 I think you're wrong, but I'll let it slide. 

[izaiahisback]

@tallfreak825 right? 'goth' is so three years ago.. im only joking... but this video is from '08

[Iderray]

@tallfreak825 Look up gothic fashion man. Goth is like vampires, dark, historical, classy. Goth is like sad posers, skinny jeans, bad hair dye, and way too much eyeliner.

[NoAhMeDlEy]

then stop being goth

[danthordan]

How about you stop being Goth. You get nothing good out of it.

[ZombieNarcotic]

Maybe he'd be funny if he actually knew what goth actually was. Real jokes are based on truth and satire, not some fat asshole showing his misunderstanding on underground subcultures.

Example: My Chemical Romance is pop-rock, not goth.

[george4411]

relax............its C-O-M-E-D-Y

[suiciderobot]

Actualy he said "you gotta hate life if it's 110 degrees out and you're a my chemical romance fan" emo and goth or "pop rock" (might as well had just said emo) are all just sub genres or "subcultures" (if you're that into it) of rock. which happens to be an original genre, not a sub or post or pre or w/e you hipsters say now. my point is by saying its a subculture you've prooven yourself to be a un original follower, or faggot as most would say.

[ZombieNarcotic]

Do you even knoe anything about goth? It's a subculture, and is also different from emo. The mmusic is NOT a subgenre of rock, it stemmed from punk rock, which was against rock. And you're calling me a hipster? That's a completely different scene, hate to break it to you. You obviously don't have a clue what goth is, OR emo, OR hipster, or even a faggot. Just give up, you're just proving your ignorance by pretending to know what you're talking about.

[UnknownDoomChild]

He isn't THAT funny, but a good lil quip

What IS funny, is the.. er, 'goths' getting angry in the comments..

xD

[MCRluvEMO]

heeheheheeeheeee i shoulddent find that funny but i doo :P

[ghislainevonwald]

I think he changed the target of his quips from 0:13 on. From goths to... kids who think they're goths?

[ghislainevonwald]

And nobody *does* make scary sandals... what's up with that?

[VoxSangui]

How dares he??? BTW i wear white all summer long. He is an ignrant dumbass, we should pitty idiots like that. He doesnt know any better but to make fun of things he doesnt understand.

And lets not forget he only knows one band and even that one isnt goth at all, how can you not pitty someone that dumb? :D

[LittleBabyNothingxX]

i really dont understand why people love the summer. WHAT is go great about heat!?

[CentreStageTenerife]

fuck him

[Mugenwind123]

lol?

MCR isnt goth music,

its a type of commercial rock sound,

i dont want to say emo for fear of fanboys getting butthurt of having their sound in relation to others with no similarity,

[Chick6517]

What was the song you used in the background? I really liked it. I kept watching it because I wanted to keep listening to the song.

[BubblesXpoppy]

I got called a poseur a Lot whenever I said how much I thought My Chemical Romance Sucks, by an idiot (whom I not long after this exposed as a poseur himself) who had never even heard of Type O Negative, Within Temptation, The Cruxshadows, or Bauhaus. Amusing, the little things that I tolerate in Life...

[blooddrivendream]

I thought My Chemical Romance sucked and then they started to grow on me.

Type O Negative- personally I adore them but a lot of people would argue they are metal and not goth.

Personally I would try and avoid the whole poseur debate if at all possible. It never seems to go anywhere. But if someone is blatantly ignorant and thinks My Chemical Romance is goth and have never heard of the Bauhaus I say please do educate them.

[mistygothofnobodies]

yeah, i've been called a poser too cos i don't like MCR, but isn't goth meant to be about being individual, not conforming to a trend or stereotype??? i hate it when people tell me i have to like MCR and Fall Out Boy to be a 'proper goth'... especially when those people are chavs.

[blooddrivendream]

The same thought has crossed my mind (as I wore my black long coat on a summer evening).

I love summer though- long black skirts are actually quite breezy.

[Sexychicofdoom]

Why not wear short black skirts? o.O

[blooddrivendream]

I generally dislike skirts and only own the one long one that I like.

The whole post was kind of a joke though, I usually just wear standard boy shorts when it is hot out.

[busessuck1]

VCPR anyone?

[tight384]

LOL at MCR and at scary sandals.

[morbid2thebone]

Goths

Dont always wear black

ARE NOT ALWAYS DEPRESSED

Dont hate EVERYONE

Can be really nice AND happy

And DONT always wear black capes and leather pants. Thats more Twilight stuff. *vomits*

[briannafucker666]

oh, jeez, it's a joke. he's kidding. haahaa. funny. he was making fun of the people who ARE like that, not making fun of goths with the good sense to wear clothing that breaths in the summer, so they won't smell.

[morbid2thebone]

Like I'd pay any attention to a person with a name like that.

[briannafucker666]

**sigh** again with the name. i was drunk! okay! i admit! i don't think well when i'm drunk! i'm usually much better with user names.

and in response to a different comment you had, about mcr and ZZ top, i am agreeing with you on the ZZ top count--they kick ass.

[kyletrawick16]

Defend yourself too much, and people begin to believe all the things you say are false.

[morbid2thebone]

I don't give a damn what people think. I say what I want so if you like what I say, and think it's true. Fine. If you don't, don't. If you were important, I'd give a rats ass.

[purplesaxark]

they still look retarded.

[Chuckgnomington]

yeah you say, they aren't ALWAYS, and they dont hate EVERYONE, and they can be whatever, and they don't always wear such and such. but most the time they do

[CheekTV]

lol they have no wardrobe options.

[JNdigital]

I'm pretty sure Goth is an old school word for God

[murdaa666]

I'm pretty sure you're an old school word for dumbass.

[JNdigital]

goth stems from the word gut

ever get a gut feeling, besides having to take a shit, that's like God telling u something.

or the the abbreviation G.U.T means Grand Unified Theory trying to explain how all nature and reality relate.

My name is Jason. Like Jah Son.

Jason stems from Joshua (Yeshua) and Yehoshua, indeed the lasting name/ word of God. The name that Jesus translates from. Look it up devil Killa

Goth can also mean a person without refinement, the unconditioned state.

okay genius

[murdaa666]

thats weird. i don't really care what your name is. i don't think i asked you. and no i will not "look it up" because i do not give a fuck.

thanks

[JNdigital]

whether u asked or not, u responded to my comment and I wanted to amend your shit talking. check what I said before talking shit at least. Thanks, peace

[JNdigital]

u tube, put this response where it belongs, responding to murda666 on the previous page

[JNdigital]

Gothic Cathedrals - would be an example of word use

God sounds similar to Good

Goth stems from the word Gut

Gut in German means Good translated to English Origin:

bef. 900; ME Gothe < LL Gothī (pl.); r. OE Gotan (pl.) (Gota, sing.); c. Goth Gut- (in Gut-thiuda Goth-people)

Guten nacht murda666

and remember brethren and sisters, dressing appropriately for the weather can be fun & humor can be funny 2

[JNdigital]

Gothic Cathedrals - would be an example of word use

God sounds similar to Good

Goth stems from the word Gut

Gut in German means Good translated to English Origin:

bef. 900; ME Gothe < LL Gothī (pl.); r. OE Gotan (pl.) (Gota, sing.); c. Goth Gut- (in Gut-thiuda Goth-people)

Guten nacht murda666

and remember brethren and sisters, dressing appropriately for the weather can be fun & humor can be a funny sword of truth, as well as nonsense

[JNdigital]

I'm quite certain it had similar likeness connotations

[JNdigital]

whomever marked this down I'll guess the word pretty's not liked or u say its a new school/ current word..

[imsweeneytodd]

not funny

[latrelus]

oh god people he was only joking. stop taking this so seriously and get a grip.

[jensohjens]

Fuck Goths, hardstyle is the new way <'33

[mrgrimm25]

You hate life if your a MCR fan anyways, youre a fucking emo. It has nothing to do with the weather.

[Shaguar97]

the only people who make scary sandals are the people with the nasty ass feet that wear them

[Ariehotie]

okay...tat was a easy joke...i'm part goth and i lov the summer... it doesn't mean tat u wear black cloths doesn't mean u hate the summer...duh...

[Greymist222]

lmao. i am a goth and that is so true! i hate summer, but only cause i live in one of the hottest states. i have always liked the snow better. i like rain too...

but i wear shorts. and sandals. (lol) and leather pants are...uncomfortable, so i don't wear them anyway! ^.^ Merry Christmas!

[umagarocks30]

damn people god hes just doin his fuckin job

get a life you fuckin dumbasses...yes, all that insulted him

[mrgrimm25]

WOW LOL MCR IS GOTH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

do some research before you talk

[moonstar63]

AMEN

[893165009]

That was not funny at all.

[SpecimenSlut]

lame

and mcr = goth? even lamer

[megadethqc]

Kinda funny, but its an easy joke...

[shiz302]

take it easy on the goths, the gayer and fatter cousins to the emo kids. they got it tough growin up in suburbia

[briannafucker666]

LMFAO

[mellowxmatt]

fuck you

[animegirl4life16]

goth do have a fashion sence. and u shouldnt lable someone for the color of clothes they have

[chainedhearts1]

o pls, im not "goth" but i hang out with the ppl that are labled that, and all we do is stay inside and wait for the night to come lol

[SailorCyprine]

Wow.

Lame.

[seriouslyWeird]

this is promoted? :/

[twisted709]

southparks latest episode was about vampire wanna bes vs goths

goths won,brutally

[blackwaterproof2]

yea i saw that one

[MandragoraScream]

I love summer. And MCR isn't goth.. This guy's a fucking moron. Get your subcultures right. Oh, and Demonia makes scary sandals. ;) Sorry.

[veedubyuh82]

goths: the new idiot life-forms...

[twisted709]

not new at all dude

[KoRnFreakOnALeash93]

haha, you know, many would be upset at the MCR crack(fav band btw) but i find it hillarious, and true...i wear trench coats in the summer lol

(yeah im wierd-get over it)

but this is funny!

[amorahevans]

In a certain way, it's funny, yeah xD

But I don't think we should joke about goths, they're people like everyone else... what makes them so different? their originality? their uniqueness?

I love it, honestly, and I think they're very courageous to stand out of the crowd like that :)

I'm not goth, though, but I would love to be :)

[justpeachykeen13]

Thanks so much for putting things so simply

i mean goths are people too

what makes them so different?

this is probably the best comment I've seen on youtube, talking about emos,scene kids,and goths

so yeah...THANKS ^-^

(and im not emo,scene,or goth btw) ^-^

[jcastelyn]

whats an emo? scene? would love to know

[joojicf]

that's so retarded! -_-

[Skaos87]

I really really like it, even though I'm a "goth"..

[lunei66]

I prefer the winter, because in the winter I don't have to stand with all that shit like bee's, snakes, mosquito's, sweating like a pig because it's so fucking hot, not being able to sleep because the heat is unbearable, not being able to wear the clothes I want. And the list goes on.

[Johnak4715anos]

Got a point!

[ehdbsquf]

lol its -40 outside

and o man im missing summer

[ExtremeGalito]

Boooooring

[xzooxyorkx]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! <3

Prime.

[valioniNL]

Man, i hate american comedy.

[Regdot]

Original.

[morbid2thebone]

This is disgusting. I'm gothic, but I don't wear capes and leather pants. I hate MCR and I dont wear white face paint! This guy should be smacked. What a stereotypical, ignorant jerk.

[CoctoRy]

It's a COMEDIAN.

Comedians use stereotypes cuz they are not true and funny.

[fcbokkel]

i agree with you totally, ppl dont need to take this so serious

[moonstar63]

They aren't funny.

[oxyking]

Then your not a goth. You just want to be one.

[moonstar63]

You don't know what gothic is, dear. Go play in the traffic. I don't want to be a goth. I just happen to be one.

[pacosaidso]

Heheh no one makes scary sandals.

How is he mixing goths with emos? Goths: white paste face, check. Black nails, check. Black leather capes and pants, check.

[morbid2thebone]

no. white face??? I dont think so. Black leather capes and pants????? "Normies" wear that crap too. That isn't gothic. Go hide in a cave you ignorant fool.

[jdready2fite]

um im a "normie" and i dont and i dont wear leather pants and capes

[moonstar63]

You're an idiot. Capes and trench coats are different. I didn't say all normies wore it. God, it's clothes, it's not the freaking plague!!

[pacosaidso]

I'm not the bat wannabe here, remember. You think a lot about caves do you?

[gutrstmatt2]

agreed

[gutrstmatt2]

meant for that agreed to be @ joojicf

[morbid2thebone]

Uh, no. Genius. I only mentioned a cave once, but if you want something else. Go inject yourself with embalming fluid.

[PinoyLuvv]

Definition of goths - hate the world

definition of emos - hate them selfs

lol

[morbid2thebone]

Goths don't hate the world. You need to get out more.

[PinoyLuvv]

If I wanted to know what a goth was I would go on wikipedia or something, not go outside.

[PinoyLuvv]

He's not really being racist... more stereotypical... but he sucks at that too. lol

[Yviman]

fuckin racism! try to be funny with such lame jokes. go and tell these jokes your mommy, you fat idiot!

[Rko180]

How the hell is he a racist?

[Lastspark]

Appears he is getting goth and emo mixed up, this guy can burn in hell.

[TombLara]

Yeah, because thats really a good reason for him to burn in hell.

Jeez.

[BlloodRayyven]

Trying to be funny huh...

He is getting Goths messed up with Emos.

[Gazeprofile]

lol everybody knows MCR isn't a goth band. he's just trying to be funny. have you ever heard about humor?

[Metalkroot]

Wtf?! oO uahahahahahahahaha XDDDD MCR and Goths... you gotta be kidding me... this guy doesn't even know wtf he's talking about .. *laugh out loud* Epic fail dude!

[DerStringEmil]

Goths really need a stringtease.

[SaikoSamurai]

"and nobody makes scary sandals!" :-D

phahaaaaaaahuhuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuu­uuu

[AsmoGoth]

What does Chemical Romance has to do with goth music and us? lol He doesn't know what he's talking about... And I have tons of clothes for summer too. lol

[dunhilyn]

He just picked a random shitty band to associate with a shitty genre

[NewbletGladez]

FUCK GOTHS HAHA FUKIN NOOBS

[Fuem1k4w411]

"Fuck YOU, idiot...!! ¬.¬ ¬.¬' "

[metaphysikz101]

haha nice =)

[darkheartmary]

Well, just some goths do that. Anyway, at the thing with "nothing to wear" so untrue. It's just how they like to dress up. Any problem with this one? Are we really starting to discriminate and judge ppl just because they like wearing black even in the summer?

PS: MCR is not goth. Document yourself before starting to talk. Totally agree with Eggzotic88.

[uarhara]

all people here in saudi arabia turn goaths in winter

[GothicPeople3]

it's true i live in a tropical country and only have summer 4 our weather :P

[5282890]

lol scary sandals XD

[max20068]

lol they got nothing to wear .. so true

[Eggzotic88]

I wonder if he's just ignorant about what 'goth' actually is. People should research their jokes!

Or maybe he knows, but realizes that the crowd probably won't know/care about the difference between MCR and goth, so he just goes off of public knowledge.

Ultimately it doesn't matter, neither does this comment. But I had fun writing it. :D

[max20068]

yes goth can be some bodey thats happey to but most of the time when you see goths they are all ways dressed up in that one way

[Eggzotic88]

With black leather pants and a cape? Lol :P

[max20068]

yeah go to my mall thats what tey wear

[NewbletGladez]

fuck u emo go cry :'(

[Eggzotic88]

Do you scour comments and look for people that type rational posts just to insult them? Fail.

[Eggzotic88]

Nah, what am I saying. Fine. I'll be in the corner crying. Knew I shouldn't have applied so much mascara today..

[LucasFlandria]

hehe pretty good

[naoko100]

What does MCR has to do with goths? But rest of the 'joke' is kinda true - if you're dedicated goth, you can't wear shorts and stuff like that, and do I even have to say anything about wearing black when it's 35C outside? :)

[VoxSangui]

I shall disagree with you ( not in the MCR thing, they are emo scum) but in the wardrobe.

I for examle wear white in the summer (all white) ok, I dont wear sandals, but thats not the point. I wear shorts and tank tops and still manage to look pretty goth (goth is not about color but about attitude) and thats why the joke is pointless.

[MistaJussu]

Mwihihihihihihiii ^^

[emometal1993]

fuck off men goths are great people with nice music

[finehomemadewine]

..It is true about the sandals though - I change my image to "mental hospital-run-away" for summer and walk barefooted..

[weirdmodel]

this is pathetic an discriminating.

get some bettr jokes!

[kkam030]

if you think goth jokes are discriminating you've got to be kidding me. half the jokes out there are about blacks and homosexuals.

[sjvdude]

lol at the cape part

[madarinorange]

err.

try harder.

[SusceptorNebulae]

Sure, My Chemical Romance and goth :))

Typical loser which has no ideea about life.

Try harder with your jokes next time.

[1989aaa]

yuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Not funny!!

[unluckyaura013]

Yawn...

Not really funny

seen better things than this

[HEJAAAAP]

Dude, this is discriminating.. Stupid cunt..

[mowpow999]

we dont all wear black leather pants and a cape ok...

[meglam2007]

I think the summer also forces this comedian to use sum protection on his head. Each tube will rum out that much sooner!

[Glettso]

Yawn. emos are wimps and goths are weird i agree, but i've heard better jokes in math class. jokes about clothes + mixing emos with goths + obscure subculture = joke fail in my book. how is some1 supposed to relate to that joke? anyway, i've spent too much time on this response already.

[SaraaaDisasterrr]

lol

[TriangleWitch]

Stupid!!

He's not even funny.

Just an idiot in baby clothes.

Still being dressed by his mom.

[Sexychicofdoom]

OMG LOL <3

[flarenum1]

ROFL!