Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Censored

[MasterDubik]

In real life, golden snitches are bitches

[MrHellohello01]

Soon you will pass through these doors and f*ck your classmates

[iCool909]

Dads a muggle. Moms a b*tch

[iCool909]

The golden b*tch!

[avictimoftheinsane]

Ron: He's ****ing dragons.

Hermione: Good. You can **** Harry, then.

Ron: We've ****ed a hundred times!

~cut to Harry's sly smile~

DEAD AND GONE. I AM A CORPSE.

[mirzacisija]

Little fucker fell asleep as we were fucking over bristol

[Edub2130]

Why don't these videos have more views...

[Danka72329]

Snape's part was great:

"and even to put **** in ****"

and malfoy's face ahah

[justinok67]

If this is a dont laugh challenge, i lost at 4:50

[CDogSwagg]

"He went to the Third floor to try and b**t me off"

[boninho23]

QUIRREL (at burning hand): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[boninho23]

HAGRID IS A PEDOPHILE!

[minnesotasportsshow]

If this was an actual skool it'd b called "penn state"

[KpopAndJpopNutcase]

i love this series, your amazing. I thinking of making my own with hannah montana or a politican's speech lol

[iamsototallythebomb]

I never knew they did this much f***ing in Harry Potter O_O

[rinarox33]

This is hilarious!!! Great job!!

[ijr1995]

this video bring out my inner dirty mind!!!! thumbs up if u agree

[kaitoU01]

omg i laught so hard i was crying, i almost peed my pants.....great job man

[skywalker072]

"30 dicks, counted em myself."

"LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!"

"Some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year"

"I DONT CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!!!"

LOL XD

[Pettept]

"You will f*** your classmates in detention" What kind of school is this??? xD

[808darkhands]

the f****ing lesson is hilarious

[808darkhands]

in a few moments you will pas through these doors and f**** your classmates xD

[JustinBieber4eva137]

Welcome to your first f***ing lesson XD

[mirzabadboy]

this is harry potter. well f*** my soul.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[MalinWadstenOfSweden]

u guys made my day! :D

[ecolone]

welcome to your first f"BEEP"ing lesson

i swear i nearly barreled over laughing

[NoobTwinz5]

@ecolone Same! XD

[lewis5500]

this is amazing

[iEnragedPotato]

OMFG IM LITERALLY CRYING :'D

[KogiTheFox]

The golden snatch...

[XQuIcKsKoPeZ]

as soon as you pass these doors f*** your classmates

[Pellicius]

"Wasn't too long ago that you'd be hanging by your d*cks in the dungeon."

LMAO

[GSboyNEO]

George swears he got a d*ck flavoured one.

[Theriot6592]

THIRTY DICKS? THIRTY DICKS LAST YEAR I HAD 37!

[GenieBella]

- It's Snape! He's fucking the broom!

- Fucking the broom?!

xD

[Cubei8]

Welcome to your F***ING lesson

[NoaHbOVD]

the boy Hagrid is f**king him

[actualasian]

muh dad a muggle muh mums a *itch

[GivenSkater]

"I DONT CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE" !



[theprinceofdarkness4]

F*** me everyone you can f*** here.

[Thetasigmaman]

Thirty dicks fucked them myself and fucktation the ability to make things fuck

[wunbo123]

"Thirty Dicks!, fucked em' myself." :)

[CoReyTHeDeVogeL93]

Amazing i laughed the entire time

[fanofstuffedanimals]

this IS PURE genious

"Mr Filch has asked me to f*ck you,"

"....and a thirst to f*ck yourself."

[VanessaLizeth97]

"Plenty of c*ck, I see"

[ldrocks66]

i've always thought the broom lesson part was a total twss moment hahaha :) and lol at "what do i do with it?" "you **** it. before the other team's ****er."

[w4ffl3Srul3]

wheres the boy? Hagird is f**cking him. hahahah XD

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

"How many are there?"

"Thirty-d*cks, **** them myself"

"Thirty-d*cks? But last year, last year I had 37!"

"Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year."

"I don't care how big they are!"

[Hailee133]

LMFAOOOOOOOO :D

[leiamccuiston1]

Lmao, 30 dicks.

[InvaderKyp]

'he's f**king dragons'

'everyone mount your di*k'

XDDDD

[Snivelly1997]

Why couldn't you have left "mount your *broom*" uncensored?

[theprinceofdarkness4]

Could you help me... Help you F*** it's rons first time to F*** to. :3

[harrypotter1232416]

welcome to your first lesso of fucking

[savvykerri]

i think potions class just got much more interesting!

[ILoveRavenclaw9]

George swore he got a shit flavoured one once XDDDDD

[widmfreak]

f*** my soul, it's harry potter!!

[luapslev5826]

the golden B****

[eastridge99]

i love the look on quirrels face when harry says, im ****ing dumbledore

[lalalandgirlify]

hahahahah i think i nearly pissed myself laughing

oh how i love harry potter :D

thou i didn't knw harry was into snakes *wink wink*

[CoolInMyOwnWay]

"Thirty **cks, ****ed them myself"

"THIRTY **CKS, THIRTY **CKS BUT LAST YEAR THERE WERE THIRTY SEVEN!"

"Some of these are quite a lot bigger than last year"

"I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!"

I didn't get that one the first time.

[JordanKerk99]

We have to f*ck its paw! What!?

[Lucazzy]

Awesome

[Pettept]

"Now, in a few moments, you will pass through these doors and f*** your schoolmates"

[KyleBroflovskiCospla]

"Welcome to your first f*cking lesson,"

.....

"ooh, oh dear, that's a broken ****" xD OMG THIS IS AWESOME. <3

[ultamatefrogmaster]

"Quotes the entire thing"

[mrthemasterbeatty]

I love how he didn't censor beater

[SuperBigfeets]

Hagrid: The little s*** fell asleep just as we were f***ing over Bristol.

Amazing Harry survived that ordeal.

[clevrsnowmen]

30 dicks f***** them meself

[isaac10231]

3:56 thats what she said

[TsarIvanIV]

Hermione: I tried to **** the troll....I've read about them and thought I could **** it....

Harry and Ron: O__O

Snape: o____O

[SunnyandSky]

AWWW shi*t

[UteeJaramillo]

HP7 Part 2 was spectacular! My friend and I actually watched it released online. We came across it on watch harry potter. us (no spaces)

[batllama]

what are they listening to brokencyde?

[RandomWhiplash]

3:38 and on "Welcome to your first f***ing lesson" and the rest just explains itself XD

[AsherlyTalent]

"How many many are there?"

"Thirty d**ks! I f***ed them myself"

"THIRTY D**KS! BUT LAST YEAR, LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!!"

"Yes, well, some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year!"

"I DONT CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!"

[BR04DW4Y]

"F*** me, everyone."



[BR04DW4Y]

"In a few moments, you'll pass through these doors and f*** your classmates."

[AKEdify]

The broom part was sooooo funny.

[funfirl35]

The snape part made almost choke to death

[InuYashaObsessedFan]

"Me dad's a muggle, mam's a *itch... bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out" I bet it was Seamus, I bet it was <3

[MermaidNeko]

The stuttering bleep nearly had me on the floor! XD

"And Harry... you'll f*** Malfoy."

Can I watch? :3

[RainbowPens]

Lmfao, their first flying ( I mean f**king) lesson.. so funny!

[RanShinichi4eva]

I can teach you how to f**k the mind and ensnare the s**t. I can tell you how to bottle c**p, brew bulls**t, and even put a d**k in c**t.

[GracenMaslow1]

I hate harry potter so i love this video!! So beeping funny

[Gleek4LifeJJ]

can you f*** me? Its just ive never f***** a snake before. do you f*** people often? :D

[JMan82dogs]

@Gleek4LifeJJ lololololol



[mgsdude1418]

4:43 f***itation, or the ability to make objects f***

[YoYoGal1998]

My d*** is gone!

[sweetiegrl41]

You will f*ck your classmates in detention

[NewDisneySucksHard]

Fuck me everyone lol

[sellie4ever]

snape fits hehe <3

[JakeJason9400]

your a @#$2



[aazz00018]

36 i f*** myself lol your a f***** Harry

[aazz00018]

36 i f*** myself lol

[shikamarunara248]

The part where the bleeping stuttered along with Quill... priceless

[MoJo884Ever]

"Ron and Hermione, you'll F*** me, "Harry, you'll F*** Malfoy."

[AlimeProductions]

Welcome to your first fucking lesson. Stick your right hand over the dick and say "up". Hahahahahaha!

[suicidalpenguins4u]

the only one you need to worry about is this one , the golden b*tch

[suicidalpenguins4u]

oh no its a broken d*ck

[titanic2ize]

in a momment you will pass threw theses doors and fuck your classmates

fuck me everyone

wecome to you first fucking lesson

you will fuck your classmates in detition

than you are free to fuck the king

[titanic2ize]

in a momment you will pass threw theses doors and fuck your classmates

fuck me everyone

wecome to you first fucking lesson

[titanic2ize]

in a momment you will pass threw theses doors and fuck your classmates

[MushroomCastle123]

Welcome to your first f**king lesson.

Win.

[DiNONickles808HI]

is fktation...the ability to make objects fk

[DiNONickles808HI]

Oh and keep an eye on the staircases, they like to fu*k

[DiNONickles808HI]

how many are there? 30 diks, counted them myself. 30 diks but last year last year i had 37!! Yes but some are quite a bit bigger than last years. I dont care how big they are!!!

[DiNONickles808HI]

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  immm gonnnnnaaa diiiieee of laaaauuuuggghtttteeerrr

[windsockstudios]

harry potter and the @#$%'s @#$%

[gartnavel89]

3:38

"Welcome to your first f**king lesson."

[spiderlover678]

Dumbledore: Ahh professor. I would f**k Hagrid with my d**k!

lol

[casperredsman]

snape tried to **** me no dear boy i tried to **** you hahahhaha

[sUpErSpArTan108]

Can u *beep* me?

[Sonny0612]

When they say up you should cencor that so i will be like Beep and it sounds like FUCK xD

[crunchiesnotmunchies]

i can tech you how to fuck ur mind hahahah mind fuck hahha

[thecrismaster099]

put your right hand over your c**** and say up

once you got your (didnt understand that part) of your c**** i want you to mount it

when i blow my c***** i want each of you to ***** my ***** (didnt understand)

uh uh uh uh dear its a broken c*****

[Noobifier145]

Oh my goodness! You fuck yourselves, both of you!

[KZBProductionCo]

I don't care how big they are loll

[ItzMikeyyyyyy]

In a few moments you will go threw these doors and F++k your class mates.

[spunkypom95]

the ability to make things fuck...

snapes fucking the broom...

fuck it well...

you will fuck your class mates in detention..

ron and hermione, fuck me...

[thelasthorcruxx]

"I think if he had the chance, he might of fucked me tonight."

I am crying

[12harrypotterfan34]

"Harry, do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you **** him?"

*Harry shakes his head*

"Your mother."

OWNED

LOL!!!! xD

[MrDarkStar180]

welcome to your first f****** lesson:D

[Thoroughbred17]

6:16 is legendary.

[starrysurprise2]

and Snape crackes me up hahahaha

[starrysurprise2]

your a ****** harry lol

[conoritania]

this gets so boring

[conoritania]

very difficult, plenty of cum i see

[dginger1]

Quirrell: next to him who would suspect ppppoor ** **** ***ing professor quirrell ROFL

[IsaacSchultz95]

haha the flying lesson part is the best

[HoneybunchBunny]

5:52 to 6:07 is absolutely genius lol

[HoneybunchBunny]

why this has so little fews? This is genius

[feawen95]

I FORGOT HOW HIGH THEIR PRE-PUBESCENT VOICES WERE.

SO F***ING CUTE.

[EpicalReserve]

Ok class this is your irst fucking lesson rofl

[bambionice89]

"It's just.... I've never *bleeped* a snake before." Oh geez. Harry will never be the same :D

[AncientAeon]

Oh, the stutter . . .

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

Suddenly the first Harry Potter film isn't so innocent anymore

[GHsoccerjoe23]

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA YES

[mahnahkah]

Madam Hooch: "Welcome to your first fucking lesson."

[pantman8]

fuckedimort

[ArtJunkie4Lyfe]

Oh my dawd your videos are freakin' hilarious! 

[bravevesperia14]

i naver f a snake befor

[montanajonaslvr]

"My dick is gone!"

[sweetiegrl41]

i lost all self-control at 7:13

best one!

[MrACvanDC]

now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and f**k your classmates. lmfao

[NintendoFan41]

the golden bitch lol!! xD

[ggx3445]

"snape tried to f*** me."

"no dear boy, i tried to f*** you!"

hahahaha.

[acousticsoul21]

ahh professor. i would **** hagrid with my **** hahahhahahaa.

[BrightFlashOfLight]

Welcome to your first fu*king lesson!

[Arglenay]

No you heard me correctly Mr Malfoy: You will f**k your classmates in detention.

xD

[cenagurl123]

Ron: he f**ks dragons.

Hermione: Good, you can f**k Harry then.

Ron: But we've f**ked a hundred times!

LOL!

[iidontbloodycare]

Yer a wanker, Harry.

[Nev1890]

in a few moments you'll go in and f- your classmates

haha

[metuzzo]

5:10 to 5:17 absolutely made my day! love it XD

[tohearyourecho]

Lmfao I love how when he shut the book the beeping got muffled hahah.

[sadxhappinessx44]

XD amazing!

[PrincessLauraoxo]

'He's f***ing dragons.'

'Great, you can f*** Harry then'

Classic.

[bucketgurrl]

6:28 -- my favorite part of the whole thing.

[CLOCKWISE689]

hermione:"its snape! hes f**king the broom!"

Ron:"f**king the broom!?" LMAO

[djh46901]

F**k my soul it's Harry Potter!!

[cuttie666613]

Snake part had me lmfao!!

[blehface3000]

while everyone went to the dungeons he went to the third floor to wank me off!

[blehface3000]

put your right hand over the dick and say UP!

[blehface3000]

hahaha, fuck me everyone! fuck round here!

[Foolna]

"Fuck me everyone" ROFL

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

I think I'm watching this for the 4th time, and I still die of laughter XD

[ARPlaying]

ROFL 3:38

"Welcome everyone to your first f*cking lesson. Well what are you waiting for?

Everyone step up to the left side of your d*ck. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over your d*ck and say up!" XDXDXD

[PanicxPapayas]

"my brother's f***ing dragons!"

"good! you can f*** harry then!"

"we've f***ed a thousand times!"

ahahahaha