Man in the Box - Star Wars vs. Sports

[Crosonical]

And they're driving in a circle! And they're driving in a circle! And they're driving in a circle! NASCAR! A few more hours of this and their might be a crash!

NASCAR!

SPORT!

WATCH IT!

KILL YOURSELF!

(I tried to make it obvious, but Youtube commenters often don't understand sarcasm. Well this is a sarcastic post making fun of NASCAR.)

[usernameiforgotit]

Star wars ftw!!!!!!!

[dmoneydaddy98]

soo true

[Mmmathers4]

I prefer Star Wars to sports, and I don't much like those movies. At least with the movies, there's a lot of action in the 2-3 hours.

[BiGMANJOE32]

Videogames are a waste of time

[Stavol2Dual]

@BiGMANJOE32 But when you get old in your seventies (assuming that you live that long) they will be a substitute for whiny grandkids

[1337w0n]

"The main difference between Trekkies and Manchester United fans is that Trekkies never trashed a train carriage. So why are the Trekkies the social outcasts?"

-Terry Pratchett

[rokrspi]

JUST ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE ALREADY GAWD!! i think the guy in the blue shirt is gay

[rokrspi]

JUST ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE ALREADY GAWD!!

[IAmPhotoBucket]

the really dull, monotone voices make the video.

[Guilmonhero]

Huah, I thought football fans also play football I wonder if that's what he meant by fantasy football league, but then that will also"almost" count as larping. Anyway the main character truely shows what it means to be the middle guy and could care less about learning more from both fandoms.

[TheMusicThrasher]

So goddamn true. In my country, you are expected to know about soccer football alot if you are a man, if not, you are either weird or a pussy. But God forbids you if you like any other thing that is considered geeky, including rock music.

[mrclonetrooper111]

i want to read the fan fiction!!!

[MrBoredomrulesmylife]

Nice. Way to show the sports geek. XD

[Needlewenis]

the ending was the fucking best

[bob36able]

HA!!!!!!! BURN BITCH!!

[onemakestwo]

I think Greg has a point.

[35codyc]

hahaha ending is priceless!

[Squingelio]

If he really was a Star Wars geek, he would have known that Shadows of the Empire is a book and not a video game. Fraud :)

[NoobTwinz5]

@Squingelio But they have an N64 video game of Shadows of the Empire.

[alan10014]

@Squingelio There is Shadows of the empire for the nintendo 64 wich is a really cool game by the way

[rokrspi]

@alan10014 i k i still have it. my friend teases me cuz of the graphics but IF UR A TRUE GAMER u know theres much more to gaming than graphics. SW:SotE is a classic

[mechayamcha]

@Squingelio you lost your geek license.. shadows of the empire was a multimedia project created originally as a book in 1996 it then turned into such things as a comic video game trading cards action figures and misc collectibles.

[Rawker1313]

96 people have no souls

[Fivaprold]

lol

[MyWizard9]

"And you're walking away, and you're walking away". Who writes this stuff, it's gold!!

[supermeowgirl]

"and ur walkin away, and ur walkin away, and good."

omfg i luv this stuff

[dalesalsa]

THE PAPER BEHIND HIS HEAD SAYS: My HEAD IS IN CARBONITE.. haha nice..

[halloweendevil2]

lol this is the best comdey sketch ever XD

[coalb389]

Now I wanna play shadows of the empire.

[inphasesith]

do you wanna come over and watch me play knights of the old republic II:the sith lords tonight?

[TheNativeDialect]

This is a brilliant, if not poignant, satire. How many people fail to realize the reality that this video brings to light? Why does this have so few views?

[fredvonnothing]

Get some halo lol 

[CrunkFizz12]

"Thats a realy good joke man" woww

[MusashiTDM]

I have been saying for YEARS that sports "superfans" are just as geeky (if not more so) than sci-fi fans. And with the added popularity now of "fantasy" leagues, I feel fully vindicated. Those lite beer-swillin' lowest-common denominator ninnies just need to take an honest look at themselves.

[RSPSInterveiwer]

Ahem, LFL= Lingerie Football League...So SPORTS FTW....Whats better than looking at women play football with bras and thongs?

[Corinth12821]

@RSPSInterveiwer the barely dressed women of fantasy cover art and fiction.... they are in your imagination = perfect, and just as likely to sleep with you as the ones in the LFL....

[omarct]

@RSPSInterveiwer WTF? Fuking them?????

[bbphnix]

that was mean....... are we not allowed to have a passion in life? why must one be considered a geek or a nerd for having a passion? it's stupid..... BEING JUDGMENTAL IS FAR WORSE THAN BEING A " NERD"!!!!

[OfficerBlowFish]

I'll play shadows of the empires with you, dont worry!

[MrTheAngelofDeath666]

@OfficerBlowFish I was just playing that! :D

[nicolemarieSEE]

LOLOL "and your walkin' away.. and your walkin' away... and good."

[nagzul]

WIN

[Tik3lTatski]

Hey look! A down-to-earth Sheldon.

Greg<3

[danipedrosamotogp]

i never watched star wars and i watch sports every day.

[bman462]

"oh wow"

[kelli217]

Greg's obviously on the peripheries of both fandoms. He's been in the fantasy football league before or else he wouldn't know how bad a commish the other guy was, and he's got a sign behind him saying "My heart is in carbonite." ("In carbonite" is Starwarsnerdian for "frozen.") I can't be bothered to delve into the comments to see if anyone else has pointed this out. I hope that someone has; it bodes ill if I'm the first after this has been up for nearly two years.

[aziansn4k3]

@kelli217 you do know that this is for comedy and not real right so no one really cares

[kelli217]

@aziansn4k3 No, really? I had NO IDEA. I thought it was a documentary! Wow, thank you for explaining that to me!

[ZoffyX]

@kelli217 <-- god of sarcasm! i hate you!

[diegotova]

@kelli217 know you know

[mjbutterflies]

@kelli217 Wow, seriously? It was just funny, that's all I noticed.

[196508847BH]

I would date Mark. He is probably lonely because he is socially awkward and there are so few Star Wars fangirls. Star Wars fangirl here!

[PaulyTheGimp]

yeah, fuck you sportos and nerdos! awesome!

[jasmeet89]

hahahaha Awesome !!

[loveub88]

lmao

[scarecrow420high]

The end was a little sad. i would of child with the nerd just to make him feel better.

[yoshypoo]

oh thats were iv seen that red head guy...hed did the skit with the cop

[TheBrassBuddha]

I love how everyone in the comments feels the need to defend they're sports/star wars habits after watching this video. priceless.

[beherit15]

I'm a sports fan, and I consider that I am in touch with the reality, these guys are not.

[magicinda505]

what is reality?.. you are so centered on sports that you can't see both sides of life. sad.

[beherit15]

reality is relative, and even when the TV show was so great, I didnt got into the confussion about if the TV characters where real or what, i can get crazy about soccer, but is just like a moment, not my whole life. you can be a trekkie, you have my bless.

[magicinda505]

hahahha what makes you so sure that "trekkie"s believe the tv characters are real???.. you have my blessings for not being blessed with both sides of the world (only the stereotypical one).

[ksmithdc]

Meanwhile "cool greg" works in a cubicle. So he's obviously got the goods on everyone else. LOL

[ForceRecon198]

I'm really not a fan of star wars... I'm kind of into sports but only baseball. Yankees are the freaking bomb. I think the only geeky thing about me (as viewed by society) is that I play video games, but its not like it controls my life, I just do it in my free time.

[slapmyfunkybass]

star wars is great.... but star wars doesnt allow you to go to the pub, packed out, watching england in a world cup match, throwing beer in the air when we score.... only sport can do that

[djslyfox]

and sexy females

[Mastermind12358]

@slapmyfunkybass

RONG

[Roxxi33]

one day... one day it will

-dreams-

[mistermattyc]

I had to share this with "the sports guy" at work whose every post on facebook is something about last night's game. Still haven't heard back from him on it yet.

I agree about the fantasy football equaling Dungeons & Dragons. Too true. Too true.

[fmystro]

lol "and you're walkin away ... and you're walkin away ..."

[voxgirl]

Star Wars is the sh*t. But only the original three that came out back in the day.

[sageoftruth]

Well, one obvious difference between Star Wars geeks and sports geeks is that the mainstream accepts sports as non-geeky. I soon realized it was that hipocrisy that led me to hate sports.

[Newworldman11]

fantasy football = dungeons and dragons

[madfirdaus]

LOL Greg was the teacher and the ignorer

[pizzacatfish]

funny

[sabrinours]

true.. true.. im fan of none of em xD in fan of partyin hahaha :p damn i must be a party geek myself then :D:D

[masonfails]

or a douchebag...

[iBenedetto]

WIN

[bunnysick]

exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[porschiey]

Yeah... "And you're walkin away.... and you're walkin away... and... good."

[STREETGANGTERS]

Greg Mind:Geeks

[RandomK45]

So true what that dude said

[Bobaklives]

I should feel bad for knowing the answers to both the Hershel Walker and Hidden Fortress questions...

[tatertottheawesome]

.367 didn't know that i thought it was better than that

[basspicker08]

and your walking away

and your walking away

and good

ha!

[AdobeExcel]

haha shadows of the empire was a good game!

[myusernamerocks3]

WIN!

[501JETTROOPER]

star wars wasnt nerddy until people started obsessing over it but i stil like it

[kidkong65]

sports are just as nerdy though

[Dorkatorr]

"thats a really good joke man."

"yea it was alright"

rofl. so simple but so funny

[lerbelz]

lol man that is so true

[Eskimolz]

haha sports geeks

[1taz1waz]

great

[MicromartGamer]

LOL

[ferretboy1187]

GO CLEVELAND CAVS!!!!!

[likebutaneforever]

and you're walking away... and you're walking away.... and good. HAHAHA. best part!

[i88babe]

and your walking away and your walking away and good

[MrDailychance]

''Yeah it was alright''

Lol

[mikerules999]

im a star wars fan and even i dont talk like that retard or obsess about it

[bobbybouche123]

that's rich, lol!

[LucasZeb]

LOL

[kaikerrk]

so true!!!

[louie111887]

yea well gues whos not allowed to play in my fantasy football league next year? yea? well your a shitty comissioner anyway! Lmao

[yolomo321]

Chad kinda reminds me of Andy from the office.

[mattdogg65]

yea definitely I was thinking the same thing

[imdamasta]

HAHAHA! Best of all of the MITB episodes i've seen

[LilMsFierce]

HA!!!!

[kingcrimson234]

my butt hurts. also, this episode is a great one.

[helldaddy1]

sports r better though

[youFenix]

DAMN shut down i like dat greg squashed dat shit like it was nuthin

[strudelqt4427]

" and you're walkin away, and you're walkin away, and good." Greg rocks!

[wucash69]

greg, without any enthusiasm: "that's a really good joke, man"

"yeah, it was allright"

he's just brilliant

[nahaM1323]

Star Wars and sports are cool but why waste your time on irrational questions that will probably never be asked in your whole life! Star Wars is a great movie and good effects but on the other hand get a LIFE people HAN SOLO is like 50 years old now! im not trying to say dont like him or dont like star wars just do something other than reading, non-existant , SciFi boks about nothing but PURE imagination!

[patricklukcy13]

uhhhhh unless you are dead you have a LIFE. what one chooses to use his/her time on is their decision and thus you have no right to judge that person or people on how they spend their time, unless of course you are them.

[cassandra2140]

i have seen every single MITB, and this one is definatly in the top 5!! i fucking love greg <3

[JGET07]

dude, i would totally rather be a star wars nerd, just sayin.

[palindrome8]

me too

[more2gore]

Same here.

[cullenlover678]

k there both losers

[crazylibertarian]

wow. maybe i should be worried i know what boba fett and hoth are.

[WolfofSilverBlack]

i know what they are. my dad practically raised me and my sister's on it. :3

Star Wars is awesome, and Han Solo is a babe!

[nurutoseks]

yeap same here, i watched my 1st star wars when i was about 5, im 14 now.

but seriously though, training Bounty Hunters on hoth is a good idea, because of the extreme envrionment, the hunters would be ready for pretty much anything.

[Prettypennyjumper]

totally my parents showed me them and i couldnt stop watching them! han solo is cute, and my dad wanted me to do my hair like Leia's one halloween

[SonnyFaolan]

That's so true man!

[princegoutham]

Naked Reality of truth

[DontCareAboutAname]

A sports geek is actually worse: spousal abuse doesn't rise when "the team" loses.  if a movie doesn't do well, so what. Steroids/HGH in sports, so much for role models HA!!

[spidertao]

LOL lordy... dudes that love to spew sports trivia and think they're cool are pretty lame. guys i really have respect for are the ones who play the sports well and are generally nice people even if you don't share the same hobbies as them!

[NavyMikesMom]

And you're walking away...and you're walking away...this is so funny

[ookamidesu]

lol, brilliant :)

[iblis6]

god so many truths

[onjoFilms]

That was good. Awesome.

[vanfresca]

...And you're walking away...

[svus]

shadows of the empire is a sweet game

[kamdevil]

nerd O_o

[Royalone31]

LMFAO!!! The funniest shit ever! "and you're walking away..."

[kiki10020]

Lol, I love SOTE so much. And Greg is so freaking smart!

[M3ADXD]

That is really funny.

[Ghost572]

Ace video, made a good point.

[IHaveEightArms]

and good.....

[Semlohwerd]

Sweet. SW ftw. And yes i will play SOTE with you!!!

[LordGibbles32]

and oyur walking away....and your walking away.....and good

[jdjisaok90]

I gotta use that next time somebody pisses me off. haha

[yomonkey3]

lol that's what high schools like....

[Poisoneveie]

this video is hi-lar-ious!!! =]

i agree alot!!!

[Redskins473]

DAMN IT I JUST THOUGHT OF THE FUNNIEST IDEA EVER!! marty comes on the show and him and mark keep talking about star wars and pisses everyone off

[Maulugodless]

That is the funniest idea ever, I'm going to go piss myself because it's so funny. Keep up the good work.

[JSMstation]

I love star wars and sports!

[mrsir4]

I love both star wars and sports, and greg has a good point

[RjLita]

ooooo.....The finger!

[ornouski]

the star wars man remins me of a kid i whent to school with

[pilotdarko]

I guess that school did not teach spelling.

[ornouski]

the husband of my lang. teacher died and she has been gone a lot. =-(

[dodgerdodgerbubodger]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

BURN!

[chipmunck98kid]

I love mark he is so awsome

[sharpnova2]

lol

[DosDos20]

nice. that guy got owned

[slashedhack]

lol kickASS

[John199312]

00:57 - 1:00

[xShaperShifterx]

"And your walking away....

And your walking away....

Good..."

Made me lol

[alroker2]

"I don't see why they call it Hoth, it should be called Coldth"

-Family guy.

it's somethin like that.

[ooogmorg]

"ok settle down "

"im up after the band"

[Nltfilms]

Agree!

[luckyvet]

Brilliant, and very true.

[Therealoops]

i feel bad for the star wars guy

[Mabucketheadrocks]

i completely agree