Darkseed 2 Pallet Cleanser

[TheBonkfather]

JUST GET A FUCKING GUN AND SHOOT THE BASTARD!

*Misses*

Hey, you missed pal. /trollface

[TheBonkfather]

As funny as you beautiful bastards are, I have to say, Darkseed 2 is fucking awful. How you guys sat through that whole thing and retained even a sliver of your sanity is beyond me. It was funny, but really fucking painful to watch you guys sit through that to show us that is is a shitty game. Just looking at this much of the game, albeit a funny bit, makes me sick to my stomach from memories of a 34 part series of Mike Dawson. I fucking hate Mike Dawson.

[CCRockit]

@TheBonkfather

I watched it in small doses. lol

[Tonman3509]

@CCRockit I tried to watch it in one sitting. Not even Retsupurae could make that game watchable.

[CCRockit]

@Tonman3509

Bad call dude, just watch 1-2 episodes and take a 30 minute break.

[bobbyewing311]

who else misses the dark seed 2 retsu series lol

[OmnibusOfJudgement]

HOW DO I TOSS RING?

[SirTotallyAwesome]

I'd like to imagine that this was from the Longplayer's practice run of Darkseed II, in which he got stuck and decided to spend 6 hours doing the ring toss.

[FlaminGamer101]

...did...did...I just watch the whole thing..?

[smeagol1414]

is it possible to actually win at this?

[TheRealTacoDan]

@smeagol1414 When you're playing Dark Seed 2, nobody wins.

[MrDrProfessorguy]

What an idiot. He keeps throwing in the same spot. =I

[DanieluYoshikoto]

e-eh you mis pell!

[silentsneek]

The key to winning ring toss? Limber up your bitching arm..

[chosentonessournotes]

@silentsneek Don't forget your wicked cool magnetizing crossbow.

[127sexyboy]

So easy a child could do it.

[HeWhoEnjoysTehVids]

Mike Dawson's personal hell

[TonyBranston]

The bottom ads are for a My Little Pony video game...

[chaoticcranium]

Heeeey, you miss(ed/pelled) pal(lette)!

[TheSkunkrocker]

@chaoticcranium Maybe the video helps you clean off your shipping skids.

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

beta

[linds4y]

The best part was when he missed.

[videogamenostalgia]

@linds4y pal

[videogamenostalgia]

@linds4y pal

[TheHeroHartmut]

Be careful, the ring's heavy.

[mallpunk182]

I like the bit where he says "hey you missed, pal."

[Kiroswan]

And Mike never returned to the Carnival.

[tt89898989]

We need something like this with Mike Dawson's Mother's head exploding.

[16ktsgamma]

18 people missed the like button.

[mpwner11]

Oh slowbeef <3

[CammiSan]

Am I the only who finds herself repeating this over and over again? xD

[MrsIkeepforgetting]

This will never get old. EVER.

[Hamsteere]

If Darkseed 2 has a final boss, this should be it.

[TheIr0nMike]

Diabetus has great instinct (this in youtubedoubler: "2agw")

[videogamenostalgia]

'Thank God you're here, Horatio. The victim is the owner of a ring-toss in a local carnival. He was killed when a whiny manchild in a brown jacket with a 70s porn moustache threw a ring which bounced off the pole and decapitated him'

'Well then, I guess you could say' *puts on sunglasses* 'He missed, pal'

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[MrHeadHopper]

heyumispal

[DaHuuuuuuudge]

it's just like ''need a dispenser here''.

[Ankhareon]

At first I found this annoying, but after watching the RP so far, I'm happy to come back to it

[falloutfan777]

*Clicks dislike* Heey you missed, pal.

[DragoonBoom]

@falloutfan777 I didn't miss. You fucking tool.

[StasAnanas]

Eeeey, you misspell! (it's what I hear)

[TaleOfNobody]

Haha great video Slowbeef.

But 100...

oh fuck it

[bobbyewing311]

lmao I've watched this like 40 times and it still hasn't gotten old

[posthumanfetus]

If you missed pal, you might be a redneck.

[umidkfy]

Don't RP the RT.

[downphoenix]

hey you missed pal!

[salvo711]

I liked the part when he said "Eh, you missed, pal."

[somahiru]

This video is dedicated to Harold Camping.

[Vidk1ng]

Ahh this never gets old.

[Chiller326]

I've actually developed a six-pac by watching this video on loop for thirty minutes every day for the past week.

[smariofreak6489]

I can honestly see this guy pop up every time the real Mike Dawson does something that he fails at. It haunts Dawson's dreams every night to this day.

[CCRockit]

@smariofreak6489

Mike Dawson tries to put ketchup on his hotdog

Hehey you missed pal!

Mike Dawson proposes to Rita by throwing a ring at her

Hehey you missed pal!

Mike Dawson finishes having sex with Rita

Hehey you missed pal!

[TwitteryAndYou]

Eh, ya missed Pal. Like, just missed him. I think he headed over to the carousal.

[crimsonwings9999]

This should be the sound clip that plays everytime somebody tries to hit a Scout under the effect of Bonk in TF2.

[pockypurse]

If Mike ever tried to propose to Rita, he'd probably throw the ring at her finger and constantly miss.

[SeraphicSIlencer]

So the first 10 seconds I was like alriiiiiiight, then 40 seconds in I was like this can't be the whole video and then I watched the whole video and turns out it was....alright then

[TheIr0nMike]

Being able to understand why this is hilarious is the only good thing I can say about Darkseed 2.

[putaranoden]

you guys are missing the point.

the ring is an allegory for rita, and the fact that mike keeps failing to get the ring around the phallic-like ring toss pole symbolizes the fact that he and rita never boned

come on, mr. dawson taught that in videogames 101

[ajardoor]

The ring toss guy could be the Guildmaster from Fable 1, seriously.

[DanimalCollective]

Big creepy elephant, did you date Rita?

[TheLevoyboy]

Ring toss pole, did you date Rita?

[Skyther007]

Hey, you missed pall.

[CastlePokemetroid]

I think he might of missed.

[QuinMantha]

Ring Toss man, what's your relationship with Rita?

[xAzureIzumix]

Achievement Unlocked; "You Missed, Pal!" 0G.

[bobbyewing311]

heeeyyoumissedpal

[Cloaytonem2]

He's going to knock that pole over no matter how many rings it may take.

[caitlinbear]

According to Youtube: William and stuff

[Rozar505]

This sums up Mike Dawson's life in a nutshell.

[SlamminWolfgang]

Great video slowbeef but seriously 100 rings isn't a lot of money.

[EdmacZ]

Mike Dawson is highly successful at failing.

[heyeveryoneimcool]

Mike Dawson: expert loser

[OrangecolaGT]

william and stuff

[xurin77]

Tags:  mike dawson whatta loser

Truefax.

[25thDaveWalker]

Oh my god, I've been missing for days

[AbyssalFrost]

@25thDaveWalker You seem a little groggy. Would you like two cups of coffee? :3

[ChibiWaira]

@25thDaveWalker I wish I could favorite comments on Youtube.

[RoyStorey]

@25thDaveWalker It's Locked

[Nintendoga]

@25thDaveWalker why isn't this the top comment?

[SirRobertDole2]

@25thDaveWalker

I've been missing for the entire week of 2006.

[Bashe86]

I wonder what Mike would think of an email full of tips to win ring toss...

[XxMariofan21xX]

@Bashe86 GOOD IDEA

[PickpocketSan]

You misspelled palette, SLOWBIFF. Also, 100 Swiss Triceratops is not a tired retsupurae gag-AAH!

[ComeHonorTeeets]

I don't.

I don't get it.

[PunchMcFacestation]

@ComeHonorTeeets You're reading into it way too much.

[Cloaytonem2]

Stop bleating, you're not a sheep.

[yunikage]

hey you misspelled

[thesilverskeeter]

EHEH U MISD PAL

[CCRockit]

So THIS is Bowsers evil test...

[OtherGuy931]

I think that this is Tyler's psyche, especially after doing that let's play with ActionBastardAway

[Physhi]

He can't believe he missed that! It's only ten feet away!

[MistaRoburtz]

Mike, just kill yourself.

[DiddlyDiPotatoes]

Mike... just kill yourself.

[Long5horemanX]

Mike, just kill yourself.

[PEZhead5432109876]

Rings.

The worst part of Superman 64 is the exiting highlight of Darkseed 2.

[snappy2332]

@PEZhead5432109876 someone hasnt seen darkworld mom

[PEZhead5432109876]

@snappy2332 I stand corrected.

[Pacalakin]

Should be a scout taunt

[Fishmon14]

I actually watched this entire video.

[GreetingsField]

I like the part where he missed. Pal.

[Indigonumber189]

*Whistles and bells.* ....*Toss* *DINK* Eeehhh, You missed pal

[Chiller326]

It needs him walking away at the end.

[Makron5]

Hey you're missed pal :~(

[FudgeandRaspberry]

Sadly, Mike Dawson is still cooler than me...

[BohepansTheThird]

...So did he ever connect? Or did he miss every time?

[yunikage]

HEY YA MISSED PAL

[charizardoreo]

hey ya missed pal

[mzxrules]

Why are we throwing rings at a glowing condom again?

[posthumanfetus]

Mike Dawson is the only one in town who hasn't fucked Rita because he can't figure out how to put the condom on.

[TurboNemesis]

so THIS is Bowser's evil test

[Chamele7n]

@TurboNemesis TELEPOR'!

[drvince0426]

what sick Nazi-fuck created this horrible atrocity?!

[MrGSSF]

Heyyy du hast daneben geworfen, Mann.

[ganonfrog]

Is it bad that I skipped to the end of the video to see if he ever didn't miss? That's probably bad.

[gamerblood]

Heyy, ya misspell.

[popsodarootbeers]

He didn't misspell, he's referring to Pallet town.

[Megaofthemen]

Slowbeef,Why are your videos on the retsupurae page,You cheeky monkey.

[Omega52]

CLASSICS OF GAME

[strangebenhur]

Dark Seed 2 is the Troll 2 of video games!

[Unclevertitle]

It's really missing something without the commentary.

[lisledre]

Lookit that sucker burn! Take that, pinhead! *waggle*

[CrossedCelt]

Has everything been explained yet?

[CaptainScientific]

Actually, it's spelled "triceratops." Honest mistake.

[typomanbros]

@CaptainScientific Which coincidentally Swiss for "100 yen."

[CaptainScientific]

@typomanbros Haha, nice comment, but seriously that's not a lot of money.

[Jakeallen86]

Hehehe. Yahmiscpale.

[NeoTStyle]

Maybe Mike Dawson lives in Pallet Town, which would mean that Pallet Town is in Texas.

[MetalVikingGreg]

Hey you misspelled plate. Also ¥100 isn't a lot of money, slowbeef.

[TheFruitsnacks93]

Hey Mike, are we in one of those conversation loops?

[itachi4492]

@TheFruitsnacks93 Oop, can't hear you, Mike's tripping.

[pullahoko]

@itachi4492 What's that? Sorry, Mike's tripping, gotta go!

[itachi4492]

@pullahoko It's just one of those tiiiiimes~

... I miss the hell out of that show. Rifftrax doesn't do it for me! D:<

[Thesicksix]

Can't wait for the next part! :D

[JorealConners]

So, after listening to this guy for ~7 minutes, I can safely say he is related to the Scout from TF2. I keep expecting to yell for a dispenser and tell the Doc to c'mon.

[XLuckieX]

IT DOESNT EVEN LOOP! i am disappoint.

[PickpocketSan]

...So did I miss?

[MitchZer0II]

The last 2 in a half minutes of Mike Dawson's life.

[BlackIceDragon2005]

This video is not long enough. Make it a full 15 minutes. And add an annotation at the very end to make it loop. Forever.

[Dissruptance]

So, it's free to try, and there are prizes?

Seems like Mike found a... Loophole.

[TheFryBoy1]

"I may have missed, but I didn't kill Rita. Have I told you that yet? Cause I didn't kill her"

[xTraceDesignsx]

With Dark Seed's great animation I can't even tell if this was edited together on a loop, or if its just how the game goes

[kittehfoodz]

Love the tags. How does this asshole teach college?

[MellowMink]

@kittehfoodz To be fair, he didn't work on the second game.

[sternechamere]

I THINK HE'S GONNA GET THIS ONE

...nevermind.

[CynicalCode]

Did you know you missed?!

[scatzilla99]

Do'h I missed.

[WarringBrain]

The ring toss guy sounds almost happy Mike missed...the Ancients must have seized control of him.

[GeneticsFTW]

digitalmediaacademy org/adults-pros/instructors/mi­ke-dawson/

It's Mike Dawson lol

[TheKingCL]

I was hoping he'd make the last shot =(

[insertclichename]

"Ehey you missed, pal!" is what the paramedics are going to say after Mike attempts to shoot himself in the head.

[ElrondHubbard54]

this is the only thing worth watching in the entire game.

[graph180]

"A simple observation of the environs and your performance therein has revealed that your attempt to achieve victory in a contest measuring one's accuracy has failed, individual whom I share a distant but civil bond with."

[ChaladanX]

Heheh, you missed, pal.

[Tcj333]

demand loop

[SirTotallyAwesome]

oh god, what did I just watch?

[pullahoko]

I was hoping someone would do this.

[KirbyloveDebug]

10 hour loop needed

[ElementAlucard]

So this is the carnival....totally worth it.

[epickirby]

You know if this was the whole game, I would enjoy it more then what we got.

[rekameohs]

He-ey you misspelled "palate"

[Stainbreak]

"eeh you mispell" also

giant condom

[a1b2m13]

Ring, did you kill Rita?!

[GenjiFirefly]

I didn't kill Rita!

[trumpeter811]

youtube said i watched this already .BS youtube BS

[Iwuznothere]

People should edit Mike Dawson making three point shots or touchdown throws with this scene. I mean just look at that arm, Dawson could take the super bowl with throws like this!

[CCRockit]

You can do it Billy! we believe in you!

[CCRockit]

........did i just watch the full 2:32 seconds of this?

[arcticfox04]

I could watch this all day after having watching the First 2 parts on Blip back to back.