Dane Cook Movies

[gilyyy100]

Im carrying a diaper of goodies......LAWL!!!



[CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl]

F*** your mothah.  hahahahahahahahaha. laughed so hard

[TheBlueyedblondy]

just the cheese :3

[IlikeOstriches1]

not today captian dildo

[thischick2012]

shhhuuuuusshhhh!! shhhhuushshalala!! 'fuck ya motha fuck ya motha!!!'

[bluejeanprincess101]

this is the best comedian evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomchiick1]

i love his girl voice lmfao

[straightupdork]

"fukkkk." -guy behind you- "I just came"

LOVE HIM!

[1GenieoftheLamp1]

TAKE. THE. ICEE!

[musicforeverr1]

just the FUCKING CHEESE.

[LayneVC15]

shush. SHUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUSH. F*** your mother.

[otakugurl5000]

omg i laughed so hard, i cried ,lol!

[cynder167]

Thith Guy wont Thit!!

[88Ynaz]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoshh ! Shhhhhlalalalalala . Fuck Yo Mother (:

[TotooLovee01]

you want a box ?

uhh noo i would just like to take 9 trips back and forth like ima chuchu trai of course i want a fuckinq box!

[CJusticeHappen21]

Captain Dildo exclaims, "Curses, foiled again!"

[cesa180]

3 people thought the dislike button said "dis-i-like"

[WebstersVice]

..Fuck yo mutha!

..Shushho

..Fuck. Yo. Mutha!

[nickmattice]

Just the fuckin cheese please.

[TheAnais11]

Not Today!!!!!!!!!

[TheAnais11]

Not 2day

[ItalianBaby74]

I FREAKIN' LOVE HIMMMM ♥♥♥♥♥

[XxZeroHellsingXx]

Shushala!

Fuck yo motha! xD

[davgabe]

" Oh it`s a BLASTIE BLAST"  what a fairy this jerk off is

[cesa180]

@davgabe tool

[poplozor]

i went to the cinema the other day, and this actually happend :s

[davgabe]

Dane you suck period

[sonicspeed95]

@davgabe If you hate him, then why the fuck do you keep watching him?

[gossamer999]

@davgabe you swallow

[RetroComedyFreak]

@davgabe Then dont watch his videos. Bet you never thought of that

[skateonetear]

fuck ur mother...fuck ur motherrrrrrrr

[davgabe]

This douche bag is about as funny as a funeral

[SaveSpashley2010]

@davgabe OMG! I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!! CAUSE FUNERALS ARE PRETTY DAMN FUNNY!!!! JUST LIKE DANE!!! I LOVE DANE!!!!!! LOL And yea i actually do think funerals are funny

[THEmorf64]

NOT TODAY CAPTAIN DILDO

[gossamer999]

where the fuck is the van?

[pinoykearo]

@gossamer999 That van was supposed to be here!

[gossamer999]

@pinoykearo why the fuck isn't it here?!

[xplayz]

ls it wierd if i can see, and read a book in the movies while its playing? and its not a bright movie

[mandymayhem89]

love dane

[rocketshot5]

5:08-5:43

[Nemesis986]

YOU! ME! US!

[pinoykearo]

@Nemesis986 Hoooaaa!

That looks good. I want to see that.

[chubbykidsareus]

no not today, not today captain dildo

[bellagirl45]

oh fuck." I JUS CAME"

[pinoykearo]

@bellagirl45 It's a blasty blast.

[EmzyAnnFrsbrg]

I LOVE THIS ONE

[pioneerSTRIPPER]

this guy won't sit! can you please sit, I have a cock-eye and all I see is you and your flimsy box. hahahahahahaa

[AandIShow]

@pioneerSTRIPPER this is my favorite part of the whole movies skit he does lol ^_^

[luckyprincess23]

LMAO!!! oh no no my hope was that after we left the theater u would b obese LOL!!! :D

[rasingun97]

omg omg ROFLMAO!!! u (kuuu) me (kuuu) us...weres the van the van was supposed 2 be here...(doadaododod) lololololol...5/5

[ariaspedmarco]

shhh sssshhhaaaalllaaa (fuck ur mother)

[ariaspedmarco]

better then George Lopez

[elarddee]

Captain Dildo

[wolflover549]

Someones going to take a giant dildo and shove it up your Ass

[MiSZJELLO]

u sure u dont want anything else u big fat fatty

[Couldntthinkofaname]

That was like the funniest set EVER!!