Isaac Newton's Birthday

[MrJumpingdude]

That's the John Hancock Center... Sorry. Co-Illinoisan

[accataKJoe]

Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the middle edged coin and the catflap.

[maxman334]

wheezy what about special relativity, that explains orbital gravity as well?????

[TheQuickstab]

i dont understand this video was released jan 4, and isaac newton was born on december 25 1642. how was it his birthday

[LolaG07]

@TheQuickstab Old Style vs New Style calendar. Newton was born before the Julian calendar was adopted.

[98SkinnyLatte]

You make the most complicated sandwiches ever XD

[krazier15]

SHUT UP RON PAUL

[falcoperegrinus82]

Herdez salsa = good.

[bellacullen98a]

Does the wheezywaiter picture at the end credit remind anyone of Barry Steakfries (the guy from the half-brick apps i.e Jetpack or Monster dash) ?

[tehMLGgiraffe]

he needs to do a mail time with wheezy

[HeartBreaker9312]

exactly one year later! :D

[stude444]

You and Isaac Newton have the same nose...O_O

[trevor813]

I miss this outro =O

[123456789robbie]

omg that girl was adorable

[BowTiesareCool12]

sears tower :)- i refuse to call it the willis, they threatened to kick my friend out because he was saying it on purpose

[EmmaOnATangent]

You talk with your eyebrows? Are you Spock?

[janerz365]

maybe not a smarmier face....

[DoomedBears]

Ur sandwich looks yummy!

[websiteusername]

I see you like Chedder. (;

[GeekStop1]

OH MY GOD!!! GO DOWN!!!

[Lizzzzzzz007]

HAHA! Hahahaha! I paused his face at... 2:27 and it looks like: -__^

[jhepkema]

At the beginning of the video, the ad blocked his mouth.

[DorksOfCosplay]

you keep bread in the fridge?

[joey50557]

thumbs up if the ad covered up his mouth at the begining

[TheHatOfDestiny]

wheezy making that sammich reminded me of the sims...

[mikau001]

LOL, THE AD BLOCKED YOUR MOUTH WHEN IT ZOOMED OUT!

[regularguy5mb]

There seems to be a theme of cute girls donning beards and winking...

I approve! ;-)

Also, DPC needs to play in Wilmington, NC. Just sayin'.

[laquade1]

ok?

[NynaeveDayByDay]

Omg that sandwich looks delicious.

[dajakesta10]

OMG as soon as it zoomed out to see u were talkin wiv ur mouth, an add appeared and i didn't see XD

[MrPlastiScene]

If gravity fails on everything - does that mean you could eat a sandwich without your hands?

[natranr]

I can't believe I missed this. now I'm hungry.

[RockXero77]

Jacksfilms would like a word with your eyebrows.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[baabaabrushi]

man, i hate it went gravity stops working.

[themunchkym]

Holy crap.

When I watched this the first time and heard about Playlist LIVE I thought nothing of it because I live in Maine and have no money, so I assumed I wouldn't be going.

But.

I just won tickets.

Holy crap, I'll be there. <3

[AgnesSeverus]

Hey January 4th???

You know what that means!

Thats my birthday!!!!!!!

[flaregun67]

I THOUGHT ISSAC NEWTON WAS BLACK!!!

[jeffersonvlog]

A friend of mine irl sent in that rainbow card. 

[GodProdutions]

don't worry weezy waiter an ad covered your mouth and totally made me believe ur eyebrow was talking

[SpearMinti]

you are the best video guy ever -3

[taylorweirful]

Oh my gosh I want a sandwich so bad now.

[michiganfan725]

weasel water

[IHateSchoolPeople]

not meekakitty

[alycat231]

@IHateSchoolPeople definitly not..

[LeeandSteven1235]

wheezy... i would like an apology from you. I have had all four wisdom teeth removed yesterday, and you made a very gorgeous sandwich... I can not eat, and you made me hungry... I've been loyal for a while, and thats how you repay me? i still love you, i just want a message from you to show off to my friends... or! you can make a video =D

[cellogirl32]

MEEKAKIITY!!!!!!!!!!

[LeeandSteven1235]

@cellogirl32 has to be...

[PoolKattt]

...mekakitty?

[awesomesam27yobrotha]

can you tell me happy birthday on ma birthday? JANUARY 20TH

[androwo9]

i coludent even see his libs moving because of the ads

[juniperlei]

you should make an hour long speech on beards and there benefits to people :) lol jk

[kittykattlover11]

HE'S BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY!! :D

[Runehee555]

its my Birthday to

(or it was)(its the 15 today)(so it was my Birthday)

by the way love you wheezy *blink*!!!

[elloelled]

You mentioned ARKANSAS

Marry me

[jennasie]

looking in your fridge made me remember i didnt get salsa from the store earlier...

fuck.

[TheHazenOne]

March 27th is my BIRTHDAY!!! i wish i was in orlando so that i could attend. Damn...

[Arrostudios888]

rapidly press 6

[codydh3]

a little tip for everyone. if you see someone posts this comment: Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com or anything close to that. it will bring you to a youtube page that if you sign in, will hack your account and steal your password. so please dont do this if you dont want your youtube account to get hacked

[Bloodsaberxy]

global warming is eagle spray

[Chocohall]

You don't need the camera zoomed back in. An add covered up your mouth anyway

[whyohwhynousername]

Was the Eagles message written in gnomish?

[tfeth282]

@whyohwhynousername Gnomish? Nice.

[TheJokersTwo]

arghh meekakitty?

[Bug2buggie]

I had to watch an ad to watch your video... and it made me upset.... a lot. =[[[

[XPOZ3]

wish i could talk with my eyebrows

[MeltingOctopus]

the wink girl looks like meakkity

[albinodruid]

Wheezy, did you HEAR those Whale Calls in the opening advertisement about some crappy car!?

[watcher123711]

Pepper Jack YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[VloggerWill]

@wheezywaiter Ohh I see!

[Emilywow95]

As soon as your whole face appeared, an advert popped up and hid your mouth, therefore, you really are talking with your eyebrows!

[ruskininja]

I HAVE THE SAME B-DAY AS MY ISSAC!

[RooAndHerbs]

Should have got a woman to make that sandwich for you.

[TyTheRegularMan]

AHHHH MEEKAKITTY LOOKALIKE!!!

[PreciousChaos29]

great eyebrows!

[EppiePen]

MEEKAKITTY LOOKALIKE! SPIFFY!

[Pandapups]

omg i want that sammich so bad

[ZZipityaz]

@Pandapups sammiches sammiches!!! =3

[sensaway]

repellant is spelt wrong! HOORAY!

[elmoloveswasabi]

AHHHHHHH GINGER!!

[SarahKanoewai]

... Why did I never know that I share a birthday with Isaac Newton?!

=D

I love sharing a birthday with cool people.

[GracieEatWorld]

1:16

HOROSCOPES. Fuck yes. XD

[GumiYummi]

You are... To amazing for words!!

[chickenfarmer51]

Its ok wheezy, when the camera zoomed out the ad was over your mouth

[sasuke2545]

21 people cant grow beards

[sdf0sh0222]

wasnt his birthday on christmas?

[thecitizenme]

OMFG this is his first video that i watched!...and he's EXTREMELY FUNNY!....:D....im subscribing...!

[MariiRoxx10]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just died laughing.. stop at 0:52 :D

[FarSightOfTheMoon]

Did the "Droppin' the Mustard" song happen to be an homage to ZeFrank with his "Sports Racers" song?

[NewYork646NY]

Your the best wheezy!

[SidneyHevan]

i want sandwich =D

Happy Bithday Sir Isaac Newton!!

:p

[hprwhglover]

your eyes are so pretttayyy <333

[orfenandanarchy]

OH MY GOD. GO DOWN. FIRST THE APPLE AND NOW YOU MUSTARD idea.

[Melabbymom]

Can I have the recipe for your sandwhich?

[mim194]

It was my birthday on the fourth!

[zatch145]

Omg I love the Epic Heaven opening. Please teach us how to earn one!!

[whatwhatbob101]

how can 21 people not think this is funny

[Kayte52]

1:53 does your cheese have mold on it? O.O

[mattdogg65]

@Kayte52 no it's pepperjack cheese those are spices

[CarzyCartoon]

i want ur food

[TELunus]

heh, the mustard did go down in the end

[DrOwenJRooney]

i LOVE this things not falling thing!!! :') its so awesome and hillarious

[missellexox]

i am related to sir isaac newton :) quite closley in fact 

[Gyumuko]

It was my brother's birthday on the 4th! :) 

[SuperEmjo]

I want a sammich now

[megasam10000]

nice sammich

[TheKarlPost1]

HOW THE f**** DO I PRESS START!

[MaliceKill]

I think we should make wheezy win a shorty award....lets all vote for him!

[FaultAndDakranon]

I have a thing for redheads on the internet.

[SoCalDude805]

mmmm, going to make a sandwich now, but with avocado and bacon in it :).

[limseng92]

your fure shall cut

[quango84]

i subscribed to your channel because you are cute.

[mabie202]

Was that havarti cheese? 

[reesespeices100]

@toddgilbert6 well sorrreeee forgot i had to please everyone with my comments

[elliletsplayer]

Lawl handstand 69.

[codydh3]

*Mustard doesnt fall down* OMG GO DOWN, FIRST THE APPLE AND NOW YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT idea! *goes into fridge* *grabs lettuce from fridge* *grabs tomato from fridge* *grabs roast meat from fridge* *fumbles to get cheese out of wrapper only to get one piece of chese and shows it to camera* *grabs bread* *tries to get a jar from fridge but a red no no appears deniying it* *puts stuff on plate* *chops lettuce like crazy* *gets bread* *grabs sandwich and runs to the mustard* best part EVER!!!!

[pinto1203]

Man you have a dirty fridge.

[kadyankeesgirl]

is Craig with a wig just a grumpy clone in a wig?

[anandora]

Haha the ad popped up over your mouth just as the camera zoomed out. Epic win!

[dbpaintballer95]

That cheese part in the fridge was akward...

[owleyeseveryone]

meekakitty lookalike for the wink!

[JaneMichelleTv]

@wheezywaiter I love your videos, they always put a smile on my face :)

[erephertu7801]

how would i use toyota technology? to make beards more powerful than asians........

[feuerxzaku]

I like your hat.

[melluvsteddies]

are you smelling what im stepping in!! hahah

[blaisetighe15]

i have a feeling your gonna make hovering objects a thing (JUST LIKE EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY) !

[ECST4C]

a man makin a sandwich? impossible!

[WormFrizzer]

i wish girls would wink at me too

[banjokazooiification]

this guy has some fast humor.

[TheWinterBell]

Seriously....I just got back from Orlando >.>

[ViceCity01]

He only bit one side of the bread. 2:09

[LastPlaceHeroes]

I'm gonna make a sandwich like that

[Madhatter1781]

you should have people invest in disposable beards, they we sell very, very well. 

[AnnaBethGranger]

Drop a cat on your foot. I dare ya.

[ImHereToAnnoyYou]

No don't like it.

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

I tried to learn to talk with my eyebrows... didn't work, for some reason the words kept coming out of my elbow.

[OMGWTFBBQCHEESEFRIES]

I really do like gravity.

[mcoopern]

i dont like thte little video game wheezy waiter at the end.

[WatchThisWelshies]

type 'won' before youtube.com

[GryffindorxGirl]

im getting to orlando on the morning of march 27th, but i probably wont be able to go :(

[SmileyDude909]

Looked like you were preparing a macho salad...

[CharlotteCoxe]

so freaking hard to get that one piece of cheese out of the wrapper. . .

[clownboy442]

that sandwich looks good

[crazyballerina642]

wow you havent said the coffees done in a long time

is there some secret recipe that requires it to brew for weeks on end?

[hardcalmer]

You make your own sandwiches!

[Films4You]

Isaac Newton says why your eybrows float in the sky

[ThePakAPunch]

2:17 meekakitty?

[7831549]

that wassoo shaun of the dead!!! kewl!!

[ShadowBlade448]

DROP DROP DROP DROPPIN' THE MUSTARD!

[Jordan5691]

i want that frekin sanwich lol

[Marsupilami93]

newton never got laid btw

[MyChemicalPumpkins]

How do we send you fan mail? I wanna send you that drawing I did of you... you even commented on it on Facebook. I was so happy! xD

[upthehill449]

eagle repellent*

[upthehill449]

eagle repellant*

[ChikenNuggetSoup]

Oh no, your videos have advertisments now... :C

[Alessandropercy]

AHHHH MEEKAKITTY LOOKALIKE!!!

[brambleface]

@Alessandropercy

not really.

[creepychris11]

@Alessandropercy That girl does'nt look anything like tessa!

[trickymasterkiller]

gonna sound rubbish but my girlfriend is actually related to Isaac Newton..

[TheEpicEmma]

WHY DO THE TICKETS HAVE TO BE SO EXPENSIVE!!! I want to go sooo badly! Curse my poor college kid life!!

[RayDioRahim]

NOT the willis tower. SEARS tower.  willis just sounds stupid.

[watchingcl0uds]

1:13 wheezywaiter made thousands of birds fall from the sky? i always knew he was behind it

[littlekagome]

What would happen if someone left a comment with a lot of faces? Would you do them? :D  :/ ;P

[mrTKTV]

16 people are friends with the eagle

[mognut1]

nearly 500 videos!!!

[azianica]

I'm hungry. Cause of that sandwich.

[JacShou]

Monteray Jack cheese ftw!

[standingonair777]

Gulden's is delicious