zach galifianakis standup part3

[Moller1844]

I piss on Grateful Dead

[michael36177]

Move your head you fuck ass!

[FiReFeeT666]

ROFL!!!

[horsynospin]

Are those the Altoids he put up his anus?

[dirtaygtube]

thats funny as sht, thinking kathy griffen is carrot top 2:12

[23hotfuzz]

Am I the only one who thinks it's just a little fucked to bring a 6 year old to this show? Idk maybe just me. Zach's a comedy god, but this kid should be watching fucking spongebob not the hangover?

[curbdancer2002]

1:09 is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[alwaysamy4]

@curbdancer2002 right? omg I keep rewinding it. lol

[mrmott44]

Not really all that funny

[jamclam1]

WTF WHERE IS PART 4

[ibaneziceman2007]

Where's the rest?!?!

[chaynesrun]

Hey hurtswhenifart...pull the cock out of your ass and it won't hurt...you're a clueless moron who obviously isn't smart enough to get real humor...I bet your favorite show is 2 1/2 men

[ohsophresh]

ahahaha ... carrot top=kathie griffin haha

[demoman87]

lmao "you're fucking rude"

[arikanno]

he did most of these jokes on SNL this week... 

[akotasun]

@arikanno Cool. He does most of these jokes during all his stand up acts.

[youthXattack]

@arikanno every stand up comedian reuses most of their jokes for a while before retiring them

[Cloudyskiez]

Haha! I remember the corn dog joke from Due Date!

[imkindafunnyful]

Dear Guy with hat in the beginning, really.. A Grateful Dead shirt?

[phishinvan]

@imkindafunnyful Whats wrong with that?

[jordach545]

lol I'm actually eating a corn dog right now. This is fucked

[sammyboy0425]

dude that little kids going to be able to look this up when he's older and be like "guess who offered me shrooms when i was 6?" hahaha

[CptRavyn]

"11 people ain't go no pancake mix."

Please, dislike this comment.

[HomieGeeSkittle]

@CptRavyn haha outbackzach

[MizzyBSDFever]

ive seen hangover and due date they use his jokes from his standup acts

[mitchem890]

11 people made a thought out decision and correctly clicked the dislike button because they felt like it best reflected their opinion on this video

[RelapseGuitarer]

Yeah i remember my Grateful Dead show. I like to wear my shirt to Zach G shows too.

[conorofdwe]

ya want some mushrooms??

[Lifesucksdie123]

55 thumbs up for retyping his joke?

jesus

[fatzac86]

@Lifesucksdie123 yeah, that's almost as creative as the X amount of people missed the like button comment that some douchebag posts on every I've watched in the last 6 months

[theanartista]

DUD, GRATEFUL DEAD raaack!

[a1201h]

fat jesus!

[kamikaze4542]

i think hes jesus!..

[conman5304]

Uh... can I get a footlong corndog... uhh... some beef jerky... uhh... copenhagen... and some uhh... skittles.

[MattsVloggingToo]

where is part4?

[ExtendedWeekend]

this guy is my favorite actor

[cjpasman]

it strikes me that "bonnaroo" is essentially a gigantic asshole festival.

[bloodylover101]

@cjpasman u would do well at it 

[cjpasman]

@bloodylover101 Zing!

[artistsandbox]

@cjpasman chock full of douchebaggery

[nate4021]

Heyyyy his corndog/nude beach joke is in his upcoming movie with robert downey jr!! Nice.

[JustDieLaughin]

Lol guy at beginning had a "Grateful Dead" t-shirt. LOL!

[elisk2]

@JustDieLaughin How is that "LOL!"?

[Greesovith]

GRATEFUL DEAD!!!! :D

[KingzEric]

You ain't got no pancake mix!

[ShadowTheJuggalo1]

@KingzEric THERES NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE

[Gerard300349024]

MOVE UR HEAD!!

[Derail07]

I was wondering where this guy came from

[mikelitoris14]

i love the guy with the greatfull dead t shirt

[MentalMidget313]

I would like some mushrooms...and I do know wat u mean

[dadankness]

its like.. jesus you have a kid.. your days as a groupie(thats what people whoo claim to be hippies are nowadays) should be over.. but no your trying to cling to something that you prolly got into because you liked some guy or some girl iked some guy so you tried to be cool in their eyes but they moved past and grew up but you kept your fsat food job or sucking dick on the corner.. and thats what you still do.. SMH..

[dadankness]

Parents suck.. who brings a 6 year old to bonnaroo? seriously.. i hate fake hippies(there are none left.. lets be real) who think my son or daughter is blah blah blah or he really does like this msuic...he does? here kid heres a coloring book and some crayons.. i bet youll have more fun with this..

[jmebethball]

trippin on acid

[orbasm5]

LMFAO 2:20 kathy griffin PWNAGE!!!

[phantommullet03]

I'm starting a new religion where we follow the teachings of Tairy Greene. THE GRAVY IS THEIRS!

[poodfeets]

@phantommullet03 WIN

[CaigeAndPhill]

HAHA! Around 2:40 the guy yells "Snuggler!" TIM AND ERIC FTW!

[Jeanette1011]

Golden

[noahfoltz]

his style is great, it reminds me of patton oswalt :D

they are amazing goddamn comedians

[GreatBigSlide]

You want some mushrooms?

Hahaha that is awesome

[crowziecakes]

The kid in his 20's wearing a Dead shirt just screams Bonnaroo

[ZachHasGlasses]

@crowziecakes That pretty much sums up everyone at Bonnaroo.

[huxdog]

@doctorknow, for a guy whos name is doctorknow you evidently dont know shit...

[PoposNewGuitarChan]

grateful dead

[xFORYOURMALICEx]

bahahahahaha that tan line is epic

[aes1997]

Check out an indie flick called "The Visioneers." The vibe I got was Punch Drunk Love meets Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind with a backdrop from Being John Malkovich

[COPMMUSIC]

thats cool cause he puts a spin on all his old jokes, unlike neil hamburger which just says the same things over and over

[adarkerplace13]

GRATEFUL DEAD

[atran5]

i thought the dude in sitting in front of the camera with a yoga tank top from lululemon was also funny

[XXDoctorKnowXX]

i think this dude would be good as some sort of cryptic pedophile in a movie or something.

[ashoka22]

hello the hangover?

[XXDoctorKnowXX]

what? no man, i had like one beer.

this guy is hilarious but he looks like he'd be some sort of cryptic pedo, you know what im saying? like can't you just see him with a big ole beard? hahah that'd be funny as hell. he just has that LOOK you know what I mean? zach's some good shit.

[ashoka22]

havent you seen the movie the hangover he plays a fuckin creepo

[ashoka22]

seriously where are you from mars? the movie the hangover is a huge hollywood comedy that came out a couple months ago

[meatwadJ]

trollin hard. i approve

[RoboLimbs]

I hope he means his Granpa haha

[theocean1973]

"will, will you talk to me?...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

[liquidmetal12]

i wish zach would write a movie.

[imnothear]

he has

[chainsaw2239]

@liquidmetal12 he did it was called "visioneers"

[MissyZilla]

@chainsaw2239 He didn't write that movie.

[artistsandbox]

@liquidmetal12 "I told you, I got this scar at fat camp!"

[alexTV]

@liquidmetal12 he did its called furngully...look into it.lol

[coke378]

@liquidmetal12 he should make pineapple express 2 :))

[Mrtitmice]

@liquidmetal12 The hangover

[Mrtitmice]

@liquidmetal12 you got your wish :D

[BeatzBYBanks]

FAT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trojanstudent]

That Kathy Griffin dig was HAAARRRRSSSSH!...but funny

[kuboaadv]

But it's also kind of a compliment because he was saying that she was funny.

[casinoebrowne]

I like how emits the attitude between bits that he doesn't want to be there

[jeddieb85]

Zach's randomness reminds me a lot of Steve Martins old stand up stuff.

[JoshSitar]

That's a good compliment, to both of them. They're both brilliant.

[Katanajoe7]

Yeah grateful dead!

[TankYouVeryMuch]

well well well

[riesla]

me!

[Cinemaniac7]

"Is this like your life partner? That's cool as SHIT!" LMAO

[trojanstudent]

He's great isn't he??

[efisgpr]

@Cinemaniac7 "Hey eeiz theeis yerr fuckin' lahf partner? That's cool as sheeit!"

[bigarese]

barry? wtf kind of name is that. u cant act tough and have a name that reminds people of fruit

[mcmanusdown]

Barry Garcia is Andy Garcia's brother.

[bigarese]

who ever that is. lol

[TonyNewsome10690]

You're an idiot.

[charlieonehorse]

haha grateful dead blow

[fooshfoosh]

"I was watching Carrot Top the other night and I was stoned out of my mind, and I was laughing my ass off.. then I realized it was Kathy Griffin."

LMAO Zach is the funniest!

[maryjivinjane]

Hahahah. When Zach "Amber Alert" Galifianakis is telling you you're not raising your kids well, you KNOW you're screwed up. xP

[nikuion]

"Blue's Clues are weird."

[budfloydi]

want sme muskrooms

[Cold84]

Lol, Grateful Dead

[mcorbett1977]

god he's twisted