Dave Chappelle in Killing them Softly Part 2/6

[gunny426plymouth]

NIGGA don't do that that's 5 to 10!

[XxLeeLightningxX]

"Hi :) 911 How are ya?" haha

[TheSnakeoilmerchant]

certified paralegal

[tyrogue100]

Gun store, Gun store, Gun store, Liquor store, Gun store!

WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME?!?!

[tyrogue100]

NIgga don't do that!

Thta's 5 - 10!!!!!

[XyXINSANEv2]

y do ppl quote his words its like were deaf ??

[OlderG0ds]

@XyXINSANEv2 Yea its pretty stupid especially when people say the same god damn thing and of course end up as top comments.

[XyXINSANEv2]

@OlderG0ds omg i know right makes no sense to me lol

[parismilian3]

Nigga Dont Do That That's five to ten! :D

[georgemfr]

chip sounds like Seth MacFarlane.

[wingslovedvalkria]

Go Dave this guys insanely funny I Rofl-ed and Lmfao Dave Ftw

[Bullet4MyA7X]

"I look out the window... and there's a fuckin baby standin on the corner!"

[angelmarch1]

Lol at Limo Driver xD

[kingknowles2112]

NAHH CAUSE IM BLACK SEE? NAHHHHH

[gooodwoood]

ROFL the limo driver's phone conversation always gets me hahaha

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@gooodwoood Hello? Oh sup nigga what? What the fu- Slow down! Wait WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! NOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! FUCK THAT NIGGA FUCK IT I'M ON MAH WAY! *Boop*

[itsonbigtime]

"sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here"

lmfao

[elithastar]

2:24

"Oh my gawd... Honey did you see this? Apparently the police have been beating up Negros like HOTCAKES!"

ROFL too fucking funny Dave... Don't ever change your white impersonation its gold

[orwellson]

"There's a group of hooded white men gathering outside of my house, and it looks like they mean business..." "GET OUT HERE, NI - - ER!"

(shakes head) "I gotta go." XD

[MrSheepboat]

@orwellson Yes, we watched the video too...

[Captainbob25202000]

"lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here " ROFLAMO!

[rajeshomg]

Who else thinks Dave Chappelle looks like that guy from ReclessTortuga?

[SeverFromWithin]

@rajeshomg i didnt rlly notice until you said it xD

[6zero9skateco]

"Stop talkin like that!"

"Stop talkin like what copper? MHA"

[wertywertywerty4686]

.005 % OF PEOPLE DISLIKED THIS. FAR TOO MANY.

[kotsonaten]

because i DID KNOW I COULDNT DO THAT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (best evil laugh ever)

[prestige1101]

mah! cuz im black see maaaaah!! lol :P

[rocknrose8]

the limousine driver is the besttt

[multimediahelp1]

hahahah the laugh!

[Mickereeno]

I love his portrayal of white people, he is so effin funny.

[lovetownsend]

5:01

the matrix has you!

[JKIDD17]

It's in the May issue Lmao

[recon13ful]

*GASP* He's still here!!! *BAM*

[fan264]

Every black person in the audience is a qualified paralegal lol brillant..

[thestar406]

Lets sprinkle some crack on him.....

[thestar406]

Lets sprinkle some crack on him.....

[beamracer]

master at arms

open all barrels he is a superman

[ggnub100]

why did 4 people dislike this?

[yungworldz]

Dave=Legend

[diamondprincess944]

4 people never had a white friend

[Werebereus]

You spelled softly wrong

[naikou4lyfe]

WHAT BOOTS IS DAVE WEARING??

[Enterpay]

@naikou4lyfe tims

[naikou4lyfe]

@Enterpay What? they don't look like timbos

[6capthowdy9]

@1:37 hes still here,,lol

[SupernovaPaul]

hey how're you doin? fine, how are you? hahahahaha

[interpolchik]

"There's a group of hooded white men gathering outside my house... and it looks like they mean business."

- get out here, nigger!

"I gotta go.."

[samerizer]

it was a fuckin baby standing on the corner lol

[DarthMastadonP90]

"Died crying like a bitch..."

LMAO

[ninjakid789]

4:17-5:48 always my favorite part :)

[kingofdakings09]

who gets shot and sprinkles crack on themselves??

[kokoyi794]

Hes still here BAM hahaha

[67Plush]

0:25....only dave chappelle lol

[ninjakid789]

@67Plush only he can do it :)

[bigdaddyosofine]

2 people suck dick maaaa seeee

[rogie90044]

Mehhhhh!! haha epic

[blakkcoffee1]

@outofbodyexperience Expressions are half of the joke - I LOVE IT xD

[MyGIFTED]

Dave Chappelle OR Kevin HART WHO'S FUNNIER??????? THATS A TOUGH QUESTION!

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@MyGIFTED

DAVE CHAPELLE

easily

BILL BURR & GREG GIRALDO rae the best currently active

IMO ofcourse

[slipdude209]

@RUSSTRADAMUS So much for Greg Giraldo on most active :(

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@slipdude209

yeah

ARTIE LANGE is back from his suicide attempt & lost weight & looking healthy

so I guess I will go with BILL BURR & ARTIE LANGE best active unless CHAPELLE comes out of hiding from YELLOW PRINGS

[slipdude209]

@RUSSTRADAMUS Can't forget Brian Regan haha

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@slipdude209

I never heard of him but I will check him out or can u send me his funniest youtube videos ?? I gotta look up DOUG STANHOPE also

[jiipco72]

@MyGIFTED dave

[CatalytsCrayons]

"Maah! 'Cos I'm black, see!"

[blakkcoffee1]

"I didnt know I could do that?" "That was good wasn't it - cause I DID know I couldnt do that " XDDDD omg halarious!!!

[outofbodyexperience]

@blakkcoffee1 His expression and laugh made me literally piss my pants! XD

[DuDaX]

"I'm sorry I didn't know I couldn't do that" LOOOOL

[arjl880]

The baby part had me rolling...

[higgbnick]

dave chappelle is the shit!!! :D

[Abono2ta]

lol @ the title you wrote soflty softley hehe

[DeathWithinTenSteps]

@Abono2ta

haha soflty

[butcherben82]

lmao, the cops and the crack sprinkling :)

[jlc619rules]

I shitted on myself!

I can't stop crying!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[87Teabag]

Where you from dawgm , DC "Word" thats a ruff city mann....

[toosikkid123]

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[mannieman9494]

OMG so this is how funny Dave Chappelle is

[player7860]

how can over 7000 people be watching these vids and not rating them?

if you enjoy it man show your appriciation.

[Redempt111]

Lazy people are lazy....Rate it bitches...Dave Chappelle is a funny man

[player7860]

truer words ahve never been spoken

 "Lazy people are lazy" :D

[albirondyL1814]

shut the fuck up, were not on here to rate videos. were on here to watch them. rating is for fags

[player7860]

What havent you read youtube userguide 2.0?

rating is for people who arn't Fags... you need to read the update mate :p

[gwa56]

"Help mother fucker they coming to get me!!" LMAO!!!!! Dave is a genius...

[19nonnahs93]

cause im black see meeeeee!

[Baltimoreman78]

I wonder if louis gates jr thought about "I'm scared of police" when he was getting arrested.

[RenegadeSOD]

notice how his ''drunk chip laughing at dave in the car'' laugh is the same laugh as his ''The Count'' laugh during his sesame street bit. hiiiiilarious =)

ooooooopen and shut case, johnson!

[patchr420]

"Nigga don't do that, that's 5 to 10"

lol...

[lawlawlowned]

@patchr420 fag

[wutzup132]

GUN STORE, GUN STORE, LIQUOR STORE, GUN STORE where da fuck you takin me! lol

[lawlawlowned]

@wutzup132 quote fag

[EminetCarnage]

damn... 3 months ago

[DOP3R420]

hello, oh sup nigga

what

what the fuck slow down

what

WHAT THE FUCK

lmfao