Angriest Taxi Driver In The World

[EaglesFan1810]

whats a fare hike?

[TheMiRAEYannaChannel]

Oh wait! That was funny?

[Brandonsaurusrexadon]

haha vagina mess

[Starr5495]

i love this an epic amount of muchoness

[Leowen2]

Fare hike, so he can send the money overseas to his terrible family.

[Myytmovies]

@Leowen2

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE,

FROM GLOBAL TYRANNY !

WAKE UP AMERICAN SLOBS, 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

[ChurchRosary77]

Well then. He's happy....

[Lovelikewoeeex3]

lmao!!

[lamaddussa]

those are some pretty good reasons for a fare hike. great music, btw.

[joyride199]

I laughed so hard. I DO NOT LIKE THIS CHRISTMAS TREE!

[4evaGTB]

Does anyone else think he sounds like Gru from Despicable me?

[Yetaxa]

Vagina mess lol ^_^

[Demithehunter]

LOL



[wombn8t]

What is the music in the background?

[farahleila00]

@wombn8t right? it's bad ass!

[MrLifeafterdeath666]

lol!

[mrsknowalot]

LOL IRL. <3

[theULTIMATETetris]

Elevators make the best fart boxes.

[ginad17]

Did he say Cub game? Go Cubs!!!

[Cabdriverist]

14.60 $ ? Its not so much .But if you vomit in the car then the price rises, of course.

[anmoljanni]

All True !!!

[PeaceLoveFrog]

please do more segments! this was hilarious!!!

[SpiderXxPirate]

Omfg why isn't this actor doing more of your stuff????

[yourbestfrann15]

This is the funniest thing ever

[Laura7AndSavanna4]

i want this guy to be my taxi driver XXD

[Jsm000007]

it is me who cleans up vagina mess!

[MsTheCommentator]

Paper Towels = $2

Air Freshener = $3.98

Taxi Fare = $14.60

Venting to a Drunken Taxi Rider = Priceless. XD

[wormything1]

he' s very cute. meow.

[chrispiano45]

How mcuh was the fare?

[KawaiiGurl1214]

@chrispiano45 14.60 He said it a million times in the video!

[iloveemeukal]

I know someone who is similar to this taxi driver. These types of people are hilarious!

[Funland1349]

NO U WILL LISTEN TO MY MUSIC!!! lmao

[hopeful4u]

this man reminds me of john...

[myhickle1]

THE FAIR IS TOO DAMM HIGH!

[msaddict123]

heheh i WANT to laff, but im usually not allowed to laff when i get yelled at

[MarkyMarkEckstein]

paper towels are free. walk into wendys, take them from the bathroom, walk out.

[ilovemusic1222]

so I just have ONE question. Why is the fair high?

[timmythach]

LOL

[livelovelearnlaf]

"Paper towel is no FREE!"

lol, too funny

[fleebchiz12]

He sounds like Gru in Despicable Me

[meijinyukichan1925]

this video gives voice to all taxi drivers who have the same sentiments just like him.....

[xXjtrockerXx]

bwahahahaha!!!! vagina mess!!!! this vid is amaazing

[azurefishie]

Should have used Sent Escapes. But seriously this ware really funny!

[yayaLENTA]

I can see! it's not a good one, bro!

[OneJumpFromEden]

VAGINA MESS! XD

Indian music is actually pretty nice, I wouldn't mind it.

But I do feel sorry for actual taxi drivers who have to put up with this shiatt.

It's why you don't ask for change :3

[thealphamassie]

@OneJumpFromEden Actually, sweetie, I'm pretty sure that was Arabic music. Indian and Arabic sound alike, but Arabic has more drums, like the music.

[lexxypexxy]

@thealphamassie I think he was Persian to be exact.

[MscBlggr]

IT'S SOOOO TRUE!!!

[luanluan2006]

He's really good... 

[wombn8t]

what is that song in the background?

[lifewasters]

lol, imagine if he was the driver of the "Cash Cab".

Question asked with angrer:

"THIS AIR FRESHENER IS:

1. FREE

2. 99 CENTS

3. 2 BUCKS

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO ANSWER!"

[ThisLifeInDreams]

@lifewasters The air freshener is NOT FREE! and I don't like christmas tree!

[DuchessAliana]

ROFLMAO I wonder what happens when Sassy Gay Friend and Completely Honest Guy get into this man's cab...

[TeeJayGoldstoff]

i am cleaning up this vagina mess

[brattyangel117117]

omg this is amazing XD

[ATMskateslow315]

it wasnt really funny. i dont like it really... jus too repeatative on the fair height part.

[BoxioBrowz]

@ATMskateslow315 that's the point.

[toweronepower]

What a shit fucking attempt at whatever accent was being attempting, i heard russian, indian and all sorts of other accents, he must be american

[WhoaThereMama]

@toweronepower

=_=

it sounds exactly like a whole buncha Middle Eastern guys I know, buddy.

[mnbvcx1209]

@toweronepower it's arab

[discoptimusprime]

It's not a good one bro!

[RoseGirl1192]

I lol'd so hard at "I don't like Christmas tree!"

[mak3myda3]

I dont like the Christmas tree!

[EmmaKat1876]

bahahahahaha i looove this!! :D

[chelseamarie411]

HOT FART BOX lmao

[tmdavinci]

you will listen to my music $14.60 LMAO

[terryts2]

hilarious!!!! five stars

[zinarae]

I drove Cab And This stuff is Soooooooo True!!!!!!



[103moongirl]

omg i literally couldn't even drink cause i was laughing too much! ROFLMAO!

[jamoss11]

Frickin hilarious.

[demsorbust]

OMG, That was toooooo effing hilarious. Laughed so hard my abs hurt like hell. ROTFL!

[xangelsxorxnot]

this is fantastic! this guy reminds me of my boyfriend... the driver. not the drunk man ho in the cab.

[YubariScarlett]

lmfao i tell u y fair hike

[MscBlggr]

LOLOLOLOL! I will be nicer to my Taxi drivers now... "It's not FREE!"

[HotButterOnToast]

i wasn't going to give it a thumbs up until he said "vagina mess." lmao

[NinkaPanda]

NAPALM MUSTARD GAS

OH MY GOD! i peed my pants!! LMAOAOAOA

[ROTTiiSHA]

@NinkaPanda OMG I had to pause it !!

[totalwintergirl]

ROFL!!!

[DurtyDominican]

Not Free!

[10TDF]

HAHAHA!! that was great

[wombn8t]

THIS IS WHY FARE HIKE!!!!

[belle7rose]

Omg, that was awesome :).

[JustaPurpleGrape]

lol

[TwoRadFemales]

I lost it at 'vagina mess'. hahaha.

[DesultoryDevelopment]

This needs to be a segment. The wisdom of the taxi driver needs to be relayed to the rest of the world.

[SpiderMan102885]

I had the great fortune to see Mr. Brad Morris do this live at the Second City Mainstage in Chicago about a year ago. I am SO happy to see it on the Network!

[StuartTV]

gross but funny!

[16Armani16]

fantastic.

[xoAmethox]

When you are fingering your Gf, I am the one cleaning up the vagina mess. lol

[kenjeev]

hot fart box FTW 0:41

[NbaLive4ever]

lol that guy did a good acting job haha

[RandyAKing]

It's not a good one bro!

[BlakNightLace]

Saving up all your farts to release them! xD

[lostinaparkinglot]

this is amazing!!!

[MrChriisB]

YOU ARE SO DRUNK.

YOU CANNOT SEE!

..I CAN SEE!

ITS NOT A GOOD ONE BRO!

[AVINATION]

what is the name of the movie where the opening scene a man gets strapped to conveyor belt shaved and then smashed to bits?

[moose656]

I have always wanted to do that to some of my passengers lol

[AngryFrog992]

Foggin all my windows hahaha

[simsxD]

what has fahrenheit to do with anything? ^^ -- lol.

[eruedraith123]

@gingersaretight Fare HIKE, as in a suden jump in the average cost.

[Rockismylove]

hahahahaaaaaa

[PurplePaperTowel]

96 people are taxi drivers who drive hot fart boxes.

[CrAzYcHiCa428]

Funny, but I've had cab drivers angrier than this. One ranted the whole way about how teachers are the worst people in the world (after I told him I was one), and one described in detail what it might be like to commit suicide by jumping off the Tobin Bridge in Boston.

[HoboStudios]

HOT FART BOX. (Y)

[MsTheCommentator]

@aaron8662006 ...Really? you've been subscribed to SCN for how long? and this skit is what grosses you out and pushes you to unsubscribe. how about you change your tampon and learn to laugh once in a while.

[aquaotter1]

SAVING UP ALL OF YOUR FARTS

[ManicBoii39]

looks like Danny from Gradual Report!!!!! hahahaha!!!!

[kidodragon]

Hahaha Awesome!

[katiencooper]

sassy gay friend :D

[shootingstar022]

...more sassy gay friend PLEASE!!! :D

[INDlGO]

@shootingstar022 second

[ShimmyKid]

paper towel is not FREE!!

[chau2k5]

Keep this segment as a regular. Really great writing and funny actor to perform it.

[semt9]

hahahahahahahahaha

[XXNeonXBellaXX]

A hot fart box! hahaha love it!!

eeew vagina mess, thats soo gross!!!

[MrRedwolfe69]

I think this is my neighbor! lmao!

[Aleu]

eww vagina mess

[brittparks]

this was pretty good!

[sharimar123]

AIR FRESHNER...NOT FREE! LOLZ

[Astrograf]

"You cannot see! I can see! It's not a good one, bro!" LAWL!

[jacobbobcorn]

i will tell you why fare height...

[Firestar903]

LAWL!

[HaliFins]

LOL FUNNY SHIT

[Ngt15]

most everything sucks on this channel except sassy gay.

[majorcomment]

that accent sucks camel dick

[aaron8862006]

Fart jokes aren't funny. "Vagina mess" is pretty classless. Unsubscribed.

[EatingApplesDaily]

@aaron8862006 I agree with you on the last part, but come on. Fart jokes are hilarious. You're such a girl, I mean I'm a girl, but I can appreciate fart jokes.

[aaron8862006]

@EatingApplesDaily - I guess you're actually 15 then.

[EatingApplesDaily]

@aaron8862006

Actually I really am 15 years old. Funny how you knew that... from my sense of humor. You know most other people in my grade that are girls at least don't like fart jokes either.

[ByjinNgooyin]

@aaron8862006 Yeah, Youtube is the epicenter of class. The Second City Network is the epitome of class, too. I mean, have you seen Sassy Gay Friend? Pinky up. Please go be condescending elsewhere.

[aaron8862006]

@ByjinNgooyin - So, someone with an opinion different from yours is immediately condescending? Are you the "internet police?"

[ByjinNgooyin]

@aaron8862006 I don't think I"m the internet police, but I know I'm right. You should go to cotillion if you want class. You are condescending and there's no getting around it.

[aaron8862006]

@ByjinNgooyin - Then you have some serious hypocrisy issues... informing people of their nature via the internet is what I would call condescending and elitist. Quit clogging up the internet with your white noise.

[0lelouchlamperouge0]

meh

[tyty473]

tyty473 TYPE IT!

[Annergize]

He's cool

[sfakasswannabe]

hahahahahaha

[CntrBrdr]

ugh........

[snakeanassnake]

that was pretty funny tbh :P

[littlechivita]

fart jokes aren't funny

[WolfShadowsong]

It's not a good one, bro!

[ScarecrowBatMan]

55 people don't have a sense of humor.

[Ponjoe15]

@ScarecrowBatMan more like they dont like fart jokes

[vardoegers]

All the time. ALLLLWAYS. Always.

[LomoMop]

14.60 is cheap for a cab from where i live

[somedaypanda]

"i no like a chrissmmaasss twee"

LMAO XD

[dude44]

His vagina mess?

[yellowseahorse]

I am cleaning up vagina mess!!! hahah

[RaynMan718]

This isn't the Angriest Taxi Driver In The World, its ever taxi driver in the world.

[YTwatchdawg]

Who would have known the guilt of the Palestinians would match the guilt of the Jews? All you need is a good whiner and its all the same.

[KingOfShadows92]

This is actually hiarious bahahaha

[chuck262]

hahahahahaha its funny cause once i fingered my gf in a cap hahahah LOL

[Gurksallad10]

Whaaaaaat? he is right! :D

[HorseGal1590]

lol!

[xSugarRushxx]

meh.

[SmileySwordFight]

LOL! Watch with captions!

[SuperChillSurge]

OMG--hilarious

[inkystinky123]

Meh, you can do better.

[lynxnatt]

I thought that was Danny from gradualreport for a split second.. o-o

[isssssssce]

people :(

[Harusama]

eh, not the angriest but still a little funny.

[buckoz]

What accent is that!?...:/ ..quite rude too!

[MannyMarvel]

Good vid!

[MrLvJake]

doesn't look angry .. i've seen a lot more f'd up taxi drivers in real life.

[13371mb4l33t]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN inside his taxi.

[Erilis666]

@13371mb4l33t ... wrong channel.

[Nandomo321]

Somehow reminded me of the angry yelling dudes in Assassin's Creed...

[LitleMsPacMan]

This reminded me very much of that MadTV skit "Mofus the depressed tow truck driver" (I may have got the name wrong)

[KrytanBreaker]

but once again......it's not funny........

[trebleshooting]

Hahahahahaha.