MST3K - Favorite Moments - Future War

[aptspire]

3:03 is that the 'antagonist' from Troll 2?

[889654]

"Maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs"

I wonder if that was a subtle nod to The Sound of Thunder (and the butterfly effect).

[sexyglexy]

Tap Dogs! lol oh crow

[Harveygod]

What?  No "Fred Borroughs!"

[gregtamnel0576]

"I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way."

I'm going to giggle about that one all day

[Rogers1981]

So according to the bells it's 97 o'clock.

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

"Chuck Wepner's point of view" These guy's are too damn funny

[BryonYoungblood]

Here's one riff I wish you did, Auritone;

Crow: SAVE THE MEATLOAF!!!

[rocknrollbud]

these are things! they exist!=]=]



[dgallegos4201]

You forgot the best part: "the cardboard boxes aren't working! Quick! Try throwing paper or cotton!" but glad I found this again

[auritone]

@dgallegos4201 Yeah, can't help miss a few as there are so many good ones. But thanks for supplementing with this :)

[jhohcable]

"This is a case where parents should have CRUSHED a child's dream of becoming a filmmaker."

Like a lot of MST3K lines, that one has become so incredible profound to me that it comes to mind several times in my life.

[htomsirveaux42]

By the way, the wall at 6:09 is NOT the train from earlier. 

[googlemeister94]

"A place!"

[SpikeJet2736]

I think I know why they called it Future War. Because this movie is suppose to be a rip off of The Terminator but they forgot how to rip off the Terminator

[garryOBJ]

I live in your air vent

[garryOBJ]

My trained weiner will finish u off,..lmfao haha

[SpikeJet2736]

I've seen martial arts movies with less boxes than this movie

[RichterTheEternal]

I've seen this movie MSTK'ed and un-MSTK'ed (big mistake) and I like how that than other than the Runaway, none of the other characters would bring up the idea of getting to the root of the problem and trying to stop the cyborg masters for good. "No, let's just focus on their minions, the dinosaurs and this will be all over." Well, luckily, their were only 2 cyborgs in charge of this invasion.

[auritone]

@RichterTheEternal Yeah, that's why I don't get the title...

What future and what war exactly?

The 1 hour 20 minute war between rejects and two rather sad cyborgs.

Wow! :)

[SuikodenClive]

You left out the part where he goes, "Oh no my shirt got punched off!" And, "You still think I took off my shirt, don't you?"

[Rhynerd]

you know a movie's bad when they use a box and duct trape for the main part of a prop camera

luckily the ones responisble for mst3k found it.

and thus humor occured, a bit.

[lastxwriter]

Quick question. The escapee from the future looks oddly familiar. I know I've seen his actor in something else, but it eludes me. What's his name?

[auritone]

@lastxwriter Which one? :)

If it's Daniel Bernhardt - the Jean Claude look-a-like it could be Bloodsport 2 or 3, Mortal Kombat Conquest or The Matrix Reloaded.

[lastxwriter]

@auritone Oh! He's one of the creepy Agent guys. Thanks for answering my questions, auritone! My father was watching Reloaded earlier, so that explains why Daniel looked so familiar. :)

[auritone]

@lastxwriter No problem. :) He's agent Johnson, isn't he?

[HollywoodWags]

There's no butter in my coffee...

FRED BURROUGHS!!!

[gavinovz]

Where can I get some of those faster seconds?

[TheStapleGunKid]

"But my Puffy Hair!"

Love that line.

[OmegaII]

Great Job, although I miss "Hey that Van has emission problems, it blackened the lower atmosphere".

[aliceofhearts]

I really think Crow shined in this one. :)

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

With new, faster seconds!

The movie that delivers more HUHs per second!

[MickQuick07]

These are things.... they exist.

[DANgerous124]

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school." haha I love that line.

[BryonYoungblood]

Here's one that woulda worked, Auritone;

Crow: PAAAAAAACKERSSS!!!

[Atrum]

Jesus was a kickboxer right?

[snipergirl21]

"DRIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!­"

[Bassanio1]

You should've included the part with Crow singing "All...his...pants...are lowriders". That cracks me up everytime.

[A7XOwnsNoobs]

I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way" xD

[CertifiedGooner729]

"It's a house for fat guys."

[GriffithAMPS]

it would be a lot more special if we knew who the hell he was

[textthing]

@EvilAtria

I'm not sure that was a step up.

[RincewindsHat66]

"Randy Johnson Cyborg" would be a great name for a band...

[purpleshamrock17]

Crow: He's boxed in!

Mike: Well, I'm card-bored

Servo: Shut up, you two

"These are things. They exist."

[scjackson36]

*Dinosaur busts in the door*

"AMWAY!"

[yellowcougar18]

Wow, that guy looked so like JCD it was scary.

Hard to believe this movie was released in 97. Looks more like a cheap '86/87.

[femoman]

Well, this film had the cutest thing I've heard from a dinosaur since The Land Before Time:

"I only wish my arms were longer, so I could hold you."

[coldKYLEfly123]

"So when you edit it it'll look like stabbed him, right?"

[ilikethecoke]

"I'll disguise myself as a box! Must look corrugated and square!" I suddenly pictured Solid Snake saying that. XD

[auritone]

@ilikethecoke LOL, Metal Gear will never be the same again. Thanx for that! :)

[votepuke]

@auritone I'm in love with auritone, you make my desk job better!

[tennispink]

OMFG "This is Boris Becker reporting live..." (I think only tennis players/fans would get that....)

[SonOfTheMorning]

No wonder fossils are so rare!

[TheAuntiechris]

Be elle za BOB

[ibelieveihadahat]

"A man was snapped at by a forced-perspective puppet"

XD

[BluTrilobite]

@ibelieveihadahat Yeah, the hand puppet dinos really sold this movie, didn't they? (o_o)!

[hanz101]

"everything he wanted was actually what i needed"

crow: so neither of us actually got anything.

that had me rolling for a few minutes

[moderatemotive]

"That's why fossils are so rare".

"A skinny Belgian idiot was arraigned on charges today".

"My God! I found the beginning of the movie!".

"Jesus was a kickboxer; right?"

I really miss this show

[TheDoctor342]

"Everything he wanted was everything I needed..."

'... so neither of us GOT anything...'

Oh lord, spit take, right there.

[thrashmetalfiend]

I wish I had a huge bong-bong right now.

[uh0oo]

DRIVE!!!! DRIVE!!!!!

[thatsoserious]

OMG!! These are things and they exist! lmao

[Suitepee13]

I open my mouth at you!

[EnTaroAdunExecutor]

"According to the bells, it's 97 o'clock."

It's unexpected comments like those that have me rolling on the floor.

[thirtysilver]

This was one of my favorite episodes of MST3K!

[Vexed34]

I had a bottle of Dom Magwilli once... it was overrated.

[Scorptilicus]

"Hi, my name's Max."

"Hi, I'm your toy. Pleased to meet you."

[Are5you6experienced]

I'm sad you didn't include the part where the t-rex attacks the girl's house and when one of the fat guys jumped behind a couch, Tom yells "SAVE THE MEATLOAF!" haha so damn funny. Great vid though

[angelofmusik22]

"It's Jean Claude Van Dam!"

"Well, more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn..."

:D

[damnyoustamos]

So, when you edit it, it'll look like I stabbed him, right?

[rabapab23]

Awesome job! Would've loved to have heard...

Yo, let's collect wildflowers..

[rabapab23]

Awesome job! Would've loved to have heard...

Yo, let's collect wildflowers..

[jmr48080]

"He knocked my shirt off! He did!"

[jackattack17]

They didn't have one of my favorite lines.

"Be honest am I wearing too much eye liner?" haha

[cruxbucket]

wheres the line " jerry NOOOO..... He had three days left till retirement"

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

Servo: "Future Wax!"

lol!

[silentagony]

"ugh, its tough swimming in this part of the ocean" kills me every time.

[USAF95]

Dustbuster Galactica

[tredlow]

But my puffy hair!

[snipergirl21]

"Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!­!!!!!!!!" LOL!

[Nightmaricvision]

A place!

[nelsonr12]

Puffy hat police

[klily73]

patrick wait...come back and be in the movie!!! lmfao w rofl

[NYG4LIFE123]

So according to the bell its 97 O'clock. 

Nice.

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: *at Special appearance by Mel Novak* "It'd be a lot more special if we knew who the hell he was!!"

Crow: "He's a cuteasaurus!"

Servo: "Ooh! No wonder fossils are so rare!"

Crow: "I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying THAT way--!"

Too bad you took out some of the Fred Burroughs jokes. :D XD

Bryon

[Skitchtehwolf]

"I'll disguise myself as a box! Must look corregated and square!"

[Particleman80]

"He was only three weeks till retirement!!"

[DrThunder88]

"You think I took my shirt off, don't you?"

[HenryvKeiper]

"My trained wiener will finish you off!"

[ilikethecoke]

I'll disguise myself as a box! Must look corrigated and square!

[MrDaCheat]

MY SHIRT FELL OFF! IT DID FALL OFF!

[jay4457]

lol....I open my mouth at you...lol

[drewh855]

According to the bells its 97 o'clock.

[pdlbean]

"That's why I kept the scrapbook!" Could be applied to SO many movies.

[DJaeger]

Hes Boxed in... And im Car-Bored.

[Psychoti]

"Jean Claude Gosh Darn"..... love it.

[pmills89]

somebody look in the rolodex

for a Fred Burrows

[WinstonFisher]

So when you edit it, it'll look like I stabbed him, right?

[44guitars]

I'm glad that other people appreciate this humor, and not just me

[bLuDcLoT06]

this part was filmed through soup

[purpleshamrock17]

"This movie is crediting the entire United States person by person!"

"Dust buster Galactica!"

"maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs"

"We'll be sponsored by the Plaid Council. Plaid, it's what's for dinner"

"my god, i've found the beginning of the movie!"

"Im just gonna see where he goes with so im just gonna stand here and watch...oh ok well, ouch then" hahaha!!

[giantrabidpanda]

They left out all of the great parts! Good moments, but not the best. My favorite was "Yo, Let's pick some wile flowaz" (Yo, lets pick some wild flowers); and "May you find a road of sausages". Lots of better scenes.

[kalensc]

Then make your own edit and upload it, rather than pointlessly complaining about whether or not your favorite scenes overlapped with auritones'.

[giantrabidpanda]

Too lazy.

[skorli]

God, the cardboard camera is too much in that film.

[mst3k54]

My 2 favs aren't in here. Where the one Dino screams "Terry! Noooooo!" and when Chadwick says, "I gotta go manage a Denny's." This is one of Servo's best movies.

Great post, thanx

[80stvguy]

Dust Buster Galactica...

[DrNick784]

After killing the dinosaur, "He was three weeks away from retirement!" I couldn't stop laughing

[Qballz23]

I recognize this guy! he is an agent in Matrix reloaded

[MyMelyanna]

"Tap dogs!" lol!!!

[bigtoe512]

"Patrick Wait be in our movie"

[aliceofhearts]

THESE are THINGS. They exist.

[Dunes]

LOL,terrible movie,great MST 3000!

[robotsashimi]

Hahahaha one of my favorite movies. Nice selection in clips. Its good to see other MST3K fans around.

[baronvg]

3:15 is just too funny for me. It's funny no matter WHAT the context.

[thedeerpusher]

That's my favorite part of this whole clip

[SeoulMan]

3:10, the kid's handling the Talkboy made famous in Home Alone 2...

[NUTCASE71733]

No wonder fossils are so rare.

[jrc99us]

John Claude Gosh Darn

ROFL LMAO!!! X-D

[LilliputSight]

"I have a past that I'm not proud of. . ."

"That's why I kept a scrap book!"

"I wanna be that man."

"Jesus was a kick boxer, right?"

[SoundsmithOne]

"I'll hit you so hard with THIS, you'll go flying THAT way..."

[boondockshepard04]

A man was snapped at by a forced-perspective puppet today.

[PaigePenelope]

that's my favorite line

[pokes404]

Dust Buster Galactica.

[baronvg]

Randy Johnson model cyborg. LMAO!

[butchdeadlift10]

Introducing new, faster SECONDS!

[WhoseLineFanXD]

"FUTURRRRE WAX!"

"He's a Cute-a-saurus!..."

[Adrialgon]

Well, that was easy.

Maybe it was the butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs.

[thekappen]

-Its tough swimming in this part of the ocean

--im card-bored!

--Movie sponsored by the plaid council: plaid its whats for dinner

--introducing, New Faster Seconds!

[Talldude1980]

This video, even though it does have a lot of really funny parts in it, just does'nt do this episode any justice. This was one of the most hillarious MST3K episodes ever!

[skrapyard444]

future wax!!!!!!

[textthing]

Oh, Z'No.

[889654]

"Wow that was easy. Maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs."

[GrantsWatching]

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school."

[mst3k54]

Ladies and Gentlemen... FRED BURROUGHS!

[EmEyeSeeEiEeElEi]

He's a cuteasaurus!

[CDrumaholic]

i watch this movie 5 times! with mst3000 of course LMAO FRED BURROS!!!!

[untitleme61]

Freddie Mercury after a good beating...

[charlesajones77]

What do you do when you have 10000 boxes already unfolded and nothing to use them for? Make a movie apparently.

"Boxes of air shipped anywhere in the world"

[nearvana]

Oh z'no!

[rabapab23]

The things my stereo came packed in fly through space!

[johnnyhorror92182]

"FUTURE WAX!!!"