Words, words yeah words

[Makashi11]

Iraq lmfao danny XD

[TheWafertastic]

you have lovely eyes :) no homo haha

[emopanda87]

were you hungover?

[KandyKaneKendall]

You would learn more being a comedian like Danny opposed to being in school for 12+ years.

[TotallyJoeKing]

@dontjudgemex lol , I read this three minutes before tomorrow.

[TotallyJoeKing]

I do!

Just kidding, can't bend down that far.

[nishtabre]

whoooooooooooo disliked this? who?

[fishoexplotion1]

hey daniel tell us how to get over a best friend that moved im a guy but im not gay he was just the best best friend i have ever had where highschool sophomore and he moved to texas :(

[toolband1123]

i wish he was my science teacher... haha

[Roknrollluva1616]

this was uploaded on my birthday<3

[ealvarezz10]

He sounds like a linguist.

[Castiel666xD]

lol just thought i would post something on an old video youknow to spice it up or something like that. :D YUMMMY TOOTHPASTE!

[averymariesanchos]

hey, umm. just a question; can i shrink you and then keep you in a little cage inside my closet?

don't worry, i'm nice. ;D

[kennadyg1]

he looks so depressed

[ivkiify]

you are clever danny =)

[Xxstarry10xX]

Congress..

If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

[hooplove13]

boring

[misscherry1997x]

@hooplove13 is it hell! its awesome! cause thats just danny, AWESOME!!

[italiangirl9696]

I drive a red Ferrari. And have lots of money.

[Gettodachoppr]

i bet he realy enjoys the smell of his own ballz :P

[sisudo21]

Omg i like the smell of my balls too. Esoecially when sweaty

[Elmasterjudio]

when i sneeze those lil hairs in ma ears vibrate and it feels funny

[Zombait360]

the department of defense can;t acount for 96% of what the spent on iraqs reconstruction. Thats 8.7 billion dollars of tax payer money. money that they didnt earn just money they have the RITE to dip into. gotta love america.

[Nido43hood]

HAHAHA COME ON!!!!

[subihatesparker]

Tha was good!!!!!!!

[rarnd]

dear danny - you have 1236:14 seconds of video time.. yes im sad.

[KizzleKrunkable]

you seem sad in this one /:

[kelysicca808]

dude this one is so old... 2007!!!!!! it's still bizzarly

[lutkaizNYCizloga]

amazing. love it.

[HappyHazzard]

I kinda wonder what you were like as a wee munchkin child.

[RaindropsOnRoses113]

i love how he just decides to randomly be shirtless

[MrGolbs]

i think at this point in time, you are depressed about something. i might just watch some of your older videos to find out just what!

But the choice of video topic makes me think about why you chose that. maybe becuase you said something that got you into trouble that you should have said a different way? i dont know, but what i do know is, I LUFS YA!

[mojo8210]

this video should be a standard viewing for all children to educate them as to the power that words hold

[Furious6frog]

Straight to the point!))

[bina32488]

You have nice shoulders.

[zitttu]

You should watch Waking Life. Really.

[pederasii]

well yes u r right by choosing our words specifically we can get the other person lets say : suck ur balls :D

[ivishte]

bravo

[asylol]

well i do enjoy the smell of my own balls :D

[ttbloodlusttt]

to me, this video has a bigger message than most people probably took time to pick out and think about. unfortunate, and people always come to see funny, but this was actually a slap in the face when it comes to reality and how much the gov doesn't care about whom they sacrifice to execute their plans.

[IstinaBEPA]

you're right...for every sincere introspective comment, there are probably over 45 bs comments that say things like "your not as funny anymore" or some other comment that just repeats what he said with rofl lol or lmao next to it

[hiblinist916]

Or perhaps the people who quote something and add "lol" next to it wish to share what they thought to be funny and see who do they hold common ground with. (if you make a connection to my other comment reply to ttbloodlusttt, I am merely suggesting another perspective to look at)

[brainmachine04]

people who quote something lol

[pederasii]

or probably u think a lot when it only could be meant to be funny who know i mean i lost my crazyness and originality and now i am looking 4 inspiration to take my mad geniality coz 4 some reason i am not as smart as before

[hiblinist916]

Or perhaps the people "sacraficed" signed up to do such a thing as that, unlike the drafting a few years back, these people actually WANT to do this for one reason or another, whether it be to get into the college they otherwise can't afford or they played one too many Call of Duties.

[IstinaBEPA]

some ways to get civilians to sign up "voluntarily" for war:

-romanticize war: suppress clips of coffins draped in flags coming home in the media; don't allow public to see more pictures of prison torture; allow violent video games to be distributed where a "terrorist" needs to be eliminated

-destroy the economy by feeding corporate interests which do nothing for job loss so people will have to resort to enlistment to provide for their families

-brainwash them with patriotic propaganda

[hiblinist916]

Anyone who is slightly aware of the news knows that all we hear in the media is how horrible the war is, we don't see flag draped coffins, but we do hear "Death this, casualty that" and never what good actually came out of that war. But I concede to video games, I even brought it up in the other comment.

 Destroying the Economy is government conspiracy theory and I'll choose to avoid that topic because its all a matter of opinion there. There is no patriotic propaganda except on Veterans Day

[slothman07]

@hiblinist916

....

Lets start with movies

[graffitirules20]

your not as funny anymore

[T23Gunz]

I do. I enjoy the smell of my own balls. It's nice.

[HomeBoyCharlotte]

i got the message

[33dgtp]

I bet your balls stink, Danny

[devonika91]

lol

[contrerazallie]

:):):)

[silquin20]

am in school again!  : )

[loveroflove222]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA

HAHA

HA

o man...

HAHAHAHA

[Miccy666]

hahahahha lier you know you love the smell of ur balls hahah. what guy doesnt lol

[boosa147]

What is he like is he arabic or what

[rich8642]

he's jewish, most jewish people have relatives or ancestors who came from isreal, so most jewish people have darker skin colours. So he's like white-middle eastern.

[milestarcar1994]

youre right about everything but the fact that he has darker skin. Jewish people don't necesserily have dark skin... i liveed in israel 10 years and i have white and more than white skin (and i am jewish)

[rich8642]

well, i did say "most jewish people", i didnt say "all jewish people"

[dbrzdejmasakr]

WHO GIVES A FUCK? he's funny i love him

[snuffels10]

okay... random. i feel like i was just in science class or something. tho a teacher would never say that last part... lol

peace out- snuffels

[badasschickendude]

why is he randomly naked lol... ?

[ss89NOR]

mayby its hot there... Logic...

[theeternaluke]

because its fanservice~~~~~~

[REMsleeper428]

He really is attractive... sexy... intelligent. Yeah, all of that.

[xxdallyxx009]

-SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- hi i love the smell of my own balls XD

[SGrock3r]

hey i love the smell of my balls too!

oh wait..

:[ now i feel lonely

[myRANDOMface]

You're quite attractive haha

[Elasryk]

Mmm. You are sexy and intelligent. Love it.

[KamikazeCaptain]

i enjoy the smell of my owns balls

I get a wiff every day

[xikawnix]

I enjoy the smell of my own balls. :)

[benlonglands]

who doesnt?

[saftelskeren]

exactly

[Faminekmk]

crack me up

[Ssinan421]

I h8 u danny, I watch ur videos so much that I can't do my hmwrk, why must your videos be so funny and amusing, why? Goddamn u danny. If u didn't exist I would have a much higher GPA.

[juicypop]

haha you had a little trouble speaking in some parts

[flowerchild1994]

I love the part about Busch. Can't wait til January...

[Ouchbeck]

WI KI PE DIA

[begoode0730]

In an amazingly stupid way, that was actually pretty well thought out and lucid. In a stupid way.

[tallperson78]

he looks kinda On somthing

[m4rtin666]

you look kinda on something

[tallperson78]

lmao. i said that so long ago. i totaly love this guy now lol. this was when i first found him

[m4rtin666]

to tallperson78: it was a reply to you :)

I know for a fact that hes not on anything else than Nesquick =)

[Archaeox]

OMG ROFL THAT BUSH TERRORIST PART OMG

[blp0]

So, I still think you should run for president. Run won't you?

[magickcatmojo]

if i could take a trip to anywhere it would be to your mind , you blow mine

[ldsqtbea]

lol ... had me laughing, and i love how you speak your mind in such a funny and creative way ... its awesome :)

[Fillero]

I drive a red ferrari and have a lot of cash

[sarkasmi83]

So, is your dick small and you live a loveless life?

[demax13]

this guy is great!! so funny

[bigrunnermaniac]

this guy reminds me of jim carrey so much just way funnier

[miss0me0]

well done on that

[rebeljohn747]

I hope you realize that saying "I don't enjoy the smell of my own balls." still implies that you have smelt of your own balls

[edpup316]

couldnt he have just smelled his fingers without putting them on his balls??? just an observation.

[xcarcasolex]

he was making a joke.

god. get a sense of humor.

[XMXMatrixXMX]

Hi, I like the smell of my own balls!!! LOL

[justSELF]

A disturbingly large amount of (american)people answered yes to the question: would you give up your liberties for freedom... which leads me to the conclusion(once again); do not underestimate the stupidity of "humanity".

[AverageNoob1]

@justSELF BRIT

[justSELF]

@AverageNoob1

If by that you mean that i am British, you are mistaken noobie :)

[macabrebunny]

@justSELF

That could be interpreted as: "I would give up my personal liberties so that others can enjoy freedom."

[MickOfThor]

im an incredibly straight guy...but for some reason...i think you`r lips are so incredibly pretty o.O

[FleaMaster69]

great one

[SquashyJohnson]

I enjoy the smell of my own balls. I haven't smelt anyone else's balls before so I'm not sure but I would say I do not enjoy the smell of other peoples balls.

[xxximreallycoolxxx]

for some reason the red ferarri and lots of money was the funniest thing. just the way he said it.

[ReLouikenz]

ok you may not like the smell of your own balls but i know that you smell it again and again and again. DON"T LIE!

[pinkumbrella1414]

You're hilarous; yes. It's kind of a shame more people don't give you more feedback on content rather than the mere fact that you're fucking hilarious. i.e : words and meanings. You understand semantical linguistic theory, extensional and intensional meanings etc. For that, I commend you. =]

[Br0k3nS41nt]

yeah so do i

[gradualreport]

I wrote a paper in laws school titled "fuck what is it good for: the emotive value of free speech"

[112rhavin3581321]

why are you naked?

[ausEe]

i like imagining the smell of your balls

[canadianeh24]

holy shit. that intro is amazing

[rafaelr]

awesome!

[dukemaskot]

there is never a incident of a young male NOT smelling his own balls after he has scratched them....can u think of a time that u didnt? didnt think so, its a natural thing for males to do so...dont be ashamed, i bet u ghandi smelled his nuts. hillary clinton too

[cindybeckner]

hillary clinton!?lol!

[VideoGameMaster003]

I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY BALLS TOO!

[BudDaFaTtY1]

sure u dont like the smell of ur own ball's

^-^

[kiwi8700]

WHAT I WANT: YOU

WHAT I NEED TO SAY: I LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR BALLS TOO!

(LMAO at this point you are probably reading my comments saying wtf?!? sex comments are the easiest to make thats my excuse! Its good one I think....)

[cindybeckner]

lol!u luv his balls dont you!?!

[kiwi8700]

YES YES I DO :D

[cindybeckner]

lol! u want them!go get them!

[divaBrinaCookie]

this is the best thus far i believe...simply irresistible

[MEHOLE]

you're the smatest person in the whole world.

[zanetrusdal1]

are im implying u've smelled other ppls balls 2 compare with urs?

[gradualreport]

animals not people...

[1hotshordi]

hahahahha

[flubird7]

this dude is halarious

:D :D :D :D :D : D ;D

[jimmah13]

mmm BALLS

[Frenchie188]

how do you have like 1,048 views and only 18 comments?... strange..

[simplyfern]

you're weird and smart... that's awesome!!!

[HaShomeret]

i fucking hate you. you just sumed up what i just spent a whole semester at collage learning. dam you. but i bet you can transcibe in international phonetic alphabet can you! thats what i thought.

[gradualreport]

I think you meant Can't instead of can transcribe or trancibe...and i can give me 20 minutes with google and i can do anything...except breath water apparently...

[kylek02]

I like the smell of my balls too

[FIERYdaemon]

always funny

[ototally]

can i marry you?

[gradualreport]

yes, let's, why not? i say why not?

[ototally]

nope, can't think of a reason why not.

[amagknot]

can i have an affair with you after you get married?

[Frenchie188]

ew.. oh man

[amb22222]

haha you crack me up! you say some of the most out there things but your comments are all true...things we never really think about. keep posting & i'll keep watching!

[roAchSteW]

been watching your vids for the last hour... you have a new subscriber... too funny man

[Kiki13]

you forgot lips

[gradualreport]

no you rememberd...

[TeleShaman]

brilliant!

[invadRbob]

lol u really r great i guezz u kinda hear it alot but ur freakin geniouz..adrezzing true political izzuez...but still makin it funny az fuck i dont c how u do it but ur great,lol

[donnazhenrmwc]

this is hilarious

[sammerbammer]

your silly.

[joshloljk]

you are so funny No I really mean that. I never laugh so hard OMG! hey thats your own thing if you like to smell your balls hahahaha I'm taking a break ok now! hahahahha

I think you are really cool keep on doing what you are doing man its awesome I am a Fan!

[gradualreport]

thanks, i also enjoy multi-color poop. but that's harder to come by

[invadRbob]

i like people that have fish skin n smell like buritoz wen u wake up in the morning...

[pinkumbrella1414]

drink 5 gallons of red kool-aid and succumb to the colorful poopy wonders you will behold.

[BrainFartt]

doesn't everyone enjoy multi-colored poop?

green is my favorite color.

[windcu]

lol

[starfishsicko]

Funny, I loved how you edited this.