The President of Flavor Country

[rifraf]

I love how dinner actually uses properganda skills like logos, pathos, and ethos

[birilman]

see what we did there?

[DasGreenCow]

Mels drive in is at Universal Studios.

[footballgenuis]

fuck bacon dinner all day bitch

[ps2knutz]

I lost my shit at "noshington".

[hkfreak]

Brunch, the libertarian. Linner, the Green Party.

[magicalmysteryollie]

the more I watch your movies Brian, the more I realize you produce the best stuff on youtube

[footballgenuis]

dinner ll day

[meninagorda]

Brilliant, this is top quality stuff

[cowabungasheeit]

dinner

[i8bacon]

OMG!!! MY AUNT INVENTED THAT LUNCHBOX AT 1:02 !!!

[RCKChich]

I'm-I'm so conflicted! STOP SENDING ME MIXED SIGNALS!!!

[ReveChanson]

anyone else just want those bacon shoes?

[MikuMech]

Fuck, I think I just gained 15 pounds watching this video.

[RenosmashDozer]

Oh man.... laughing the whole time.

That shit was fucking awesome.

I can't believe you don't have more views dude, all of your stuff is hilarious.

[sgfreak37]

I bake my turkeys with bacon on top of it. . . I really do no joke..

[Dissruptance]

Fake Italian sausages are better than Fakon, so Dinner's got my vote.

[KILLTASTIX]

what you know about bacon?

[Maxaker67]

Breakfast rapes everything

[vlogtronica]

Dinner is obviously the most convincing and real talk candidate. I'm going with Dinner.

[jessophibic]

I Sat next to a guy on an airplane just the other day, and it looked and sounded JUST like Brian F. I thought he was trolling me.

[wasdtomove924]

i'm happy that i wasn't alone on the internet bacon fad being fucking annoying

[IAmUnleashed1]

@wasdtomove924 shun the unbeliever!

[ShepardsSpirit]

Dinner every meal

[ANigerianPrince]

This is... this is just... how did you come up with this? WHY DID YOU EXECUTE THIS CONCEPT SO WELL?!

[J0Fernando]

DINNER!!!!

[VampirismBitesSeries]

I'm sorry, but I have to go with the Ron Paul of meals: Brunch.

I vote Brunch, and so should You!

[fromdarkpast]

brunch noobs



[metalliholic]

77,000 subscribers, WHY AREN'T THEY WATCHING!!!!

[wHLorac]

Fuck lunch.

[sentient02970]

I'll write in Second Breakfast

[MrXIV1]

need more more GAY BACON STRIPS

[WiseGuruProductions]

Dinner. Fuck those bacon mother fuckers.

[samisyosam]

I went looking at the submitter name to see if this guy has made anything else and then I was like

HOLY SHIT IT'S BRIAN FIRENZI

This guy just keeps coming out with A+ material every fucking time.

[rob6van1dam9]

I think my bacon-penis just grew.

[BTM37]

Which cereals are available at lunch and dinner? NONE! Vote breakfast.

[soadpwnsyou]

@BTM37

cereals are for 10 year olds..

[BTM37]

@soadpwnsyou

Nuh-uh!

[ArcanePath360]

Dinner just pwned breakfast the way Chuck Norris....um.... nothing.

[daakuookami]

Dinner

[horrorvictim]

1:55 NOW THAT'S THE KINDA MEAT I LIKE XD

[NiteRider107]

Dinner had the best ad campaign but I like what breakfast offers more.

breakfast.

[MrFireInTheDisco]

Dinner/Desert 2012!

[Wingam]

Dinner ftw

[nightseifer]

Wow, Dinners a dick.

[101TheShaggy]

2:19

[killerdude23233]

Dinner, BITCH.

[vicjer77]

...It really sucks watching this video after 24 hours without food... I'M HUNGRY DAMMIT!

[imthefly]

diabetic seizure!

[VSL123]

If this was England, Breakfast and Dinner would combine to make Brinner - then Breakfast would be Dinner's little bitch and lose all it's bacon for all the shit Dinner offers. >_>

[MajorProgress]

I'm voting for dinner, he seems to be all about variety and change. Dinner sounds like something I would have to have a beer with.

[TehCthulhu]

Fuck bacon, gimme dat dinner!

[31clint]

Dinner!

[Monrovia92]

Fuckin dinner ftw

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

The song at the beginning keeps appearing in the background of one of the loacl community colleges here. ITS ANNOYING AS SHIT.

[hugge123456]

I'll vote bacon.

[J52390]

Thank you, Mr. Firenzi. Thank you.

[AgainstDave]

I vote dinner cause dinner is a bad ass!

[cracken9250]

I LOVE BREAKFAST AND BECON!!! VOTE FOR BECON!!!

[blah596]

@cracken9250 Becon?

[cracken9250]

@blah596 its not bacon so it must be turkey becon! a blasfamous meat!

[CrimsonRGU]

dinner was fucking epic

[AvengerXP]

I vote for Turkey Dinner... with graaaavy.

[QWERTYCommander]

My vote goes towards breakfast.

[IJVin]

I vote for Dinner.

[TheSilverDragon1]

DINNER FTW!

[Arodarkplane]

If dinner offers bacon I'm voting for it.

[jykellyisSmelly]

Breakfast is way better. Not everyone can cook a fucking 12 course dinner every night.

[montygamer]

Fuck yeah dinner.

[ersers610]

DINNER

[LordBaruch]

dinner for president!

[angulo3531]

like this for dinner

[Wedhro]

I vote for living in Italy and eating actual food.

[Jstnhlmn]

IT'S WHAT'S FOR EVERYTHING.

[danielpavlotsky]

dinner

[TheMightyFiction]

Yeah, dinner makes all kinds of promises now, but wait until they get into office, and suddenly, it's Kraft cheese slices every night. Lunch talks a big game, but they'll pimp their vote out to bacon every time, and breakfast? Don't make me laugh. They're all liars, fuck 'em. The only freedom is snacks.

[TehCwest]

LOL, FUCK THAT.

[nomnomSam]

Dinner

[BobbinRood]

Brinner!!!

[britishninja007]

If we vote dinner we can still have bacon sometimes right?

[nazi8per]

And so, all my hatred for the internet was summed up in a tidy video.

[ProtoAstron]

Dinner

[SpeakMouthWords]

I vote for whatever the hell eating prawn crackers at 2 in the morning is.

[ItsMarkableTv]

Dinner for sure :p

[daddywambat]

ssshhhhh!! EpicMealTime might be watching!!!!

[Simpkin1992]

3 are vegetarian

[SkylarV5]

Imma write in Snacks. Fuck meals.

[sgNism]

Dinner.

[mistman92]

so fucking hungry now...

[IAmBlaf]

dinner, coz it doesn't give a fuck

[NurseJackal]

I'd probably vote Dinner, cause it's the only meal I eat anymore~

[KwipperTheBear]

Bacon gets my vote.

[happykidd100]

I'd like to see what brunch has to say.

[NLhardcorebobNL]

Yeah, fuck breakfast and lunch, I have dinner 3 times a day!

[homersensual]

fuck lunch

[darksupersonic09]

i see what u did there

[ladiesman69x]

gay bacon strips

[UncleBosher]

dinner. fuck

[Mandarine900]

EPIC MEAL TIME ; )

[TheHalfFinn]

Smörgåsbord.

[donaldM999]

wheres 2nd breakfast?

[Storhonta]

Smorgosbord, swedish word, English aint got it, so they loaned it. Sounds retarded when they pronounce it ;D

[blahblahblahblha303]

You are a funny person.

I enjoy watching your videos.

Kudos to you for everything you do on Youtube and off it.

[iNNkvaRt]

Supper gets my vote, fuck you guys.

[1gummyipod1]

What The F*ck Did I Just Watch?

[martnik]

dinner

[CrazyBrick30]

Dinner. Because I said.

[SilencedMi5]

Dinner, of course.

[JIDAYAH1981]

i want bacon shoes :[

[TheSneakyVikingJarl]

ALL HAIL BREAKFAST!!

[svieriobraza]

Can I have bacon with a side of dinner?

[Brntrogdor]

One question first, is the bacon Crispy? If not, Dinner, but if so... BREAKFAST ALL THE WAY!

[Brickinasock]

dinner wins, most bacon is overrated

[CommanderMantis]

Damn Dinnertarians are ruining this flavor country!

[WilltheMagicAsian]

Dinner is just a puppet for big canola oil.

[rh120000]

Bacon makes everything better, Breakfast.

[AntiFredMissile]

Breakfast and Lunch can go suck a bacon strip. Dinner's where it's at.

[soadpwnsyou]

Dinner, fuck yea!!!

[restitution69]

Fire Cancer.

[MrBrodog38]

if you vote dinner you are derp. BUT LUNCH IS THE BEST MEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!

[Coffeeeggsbacon]

I vote breakfast.

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

dinner!

[imthefly]

polio

[MCHamil]

we are lunch, we are the 99 cents

[fromdarkpast]

am i the only one who enjoys both several times a day?

[Wolfchaldo]

Dinner, mostly cause I don't wake up until 11 and I can't decide whether i'm eating breakfast or lunch.

[DartfrogWarrior]

Dinner

[themanclaw2]

On a diet. Had to stop watching this :/

[balhatchet]

anyone else hungry?

[horrorvictim]

Dinner

[VonThunder13]

Dinner!!



[tbg10101]

LUUUNCH!!!!!

[DukeLeto1994]

Dinner ftw.

[SirSam93]

Dinner is win.

Win is Dinner

See what I did there??

[GGGiL00]

dinner kick's ass

[Mellophreak]

None of them, because I eat whatever the fuck I want whenever I want to.

[KFrost712]

BRUNCH!



[tikiman77]

I love this.

[s694019001]

DINNER!!!

[Overwatch93]

BACON!!

[SULLENMULITIA1ma]

dinner!



[oilboyy]

Dinner has earned my vote

[XanceMRevola]

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR CROISSANDWICH ROOTS, BRIAN

[jobriq5]

Fuck lunch.

[ZPM7]

Thank you. Sick of hearing about fucking bacon.

[Tatlreach]

I want Dinner for breakfast, lunch and dinner. See what we did there?

[iSkuIIy]

send this to EpicMealTime

[Jeffrey3527]

Salmon > Bacon. DINNER HAS MY VOTE!

[spiderweb20]

there was a study done. Mice were fed either chocolate or bacon. after a while, the sceientist started shocking them everytime they tried to eat. the mice eating chocolate stopped eating. the mice eating bacon.... they ate through the pain of being shocked. Bacon is pretty frickin addictive.

[Paythemoose]

Dinner because, bacon is seriously an overrated fad, that macho men and internet gangster's use to sound like their diet is as manly as possible. It's ok now and again, but its plain unhealthy, and jesus does the taste get boring

[tezukakim104]

Dinner.

[Beecels]

in before someone says some dumb shit about Epic Meal Time involving bacon.

[MorganHvidt]

I was eating breakfast while watching this at 10:18 AM, does this mean I have given up on life?

[AppleIrv]

I vote lunch

[HouseMouset22]

dinner

[PureNasher]

Lunch Bitches.

Dinner can go fuck itself up it's turkey ass

[MattJamesAwad]

This is how politics should be.

[nori452]

As someone who doesn't eat pork, I fraking approve this message.

[JohnPavilonis]

That was funny as hell. I'm going to grab something to eat now. ;-)

[KralleCR]

dinner made the most valid points, and also said fuck

[RawringIsForRyans]

Fuck Lunch.

[CitrusJuicebox]

This is far better than Food Battle.

[Craft2299]

Thanks! now im fucking hungry!

[LeSuperKoffee]

Dinner.

[Stickett]

ok, clever

[Brawny216]

The music dinner used won me over. Dinner gets my vote

[Blammeth]

That was really good :D brian youz an amazing son of a bitch! i vote for breakfast, becuase its most important, lunch is unnecessary, and i dont much care for the candidate running for dinner

[bonapipete3]

din din gets my vote:)

[randyortanfan1]

what the hell

[ReducedToAsh]

i'm hungry now

[DirtyStinkinNinja]

woot

[cheesybob55]

hyunghhh