This is my favorite, along with my four year old's favorite..lol..eventhough that's not a glass..lol..I think it's a dixie cup...lol...but still....I love it.
Am I TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Ernie's being so rude. Bert should say, " Shut UP YOU JERK!" and throw the water in his face. Then Bert should say, " There! Are you THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTY NOW?!"
In the corner, Dr. Gregory House quietly mutters to himself, "Wait...dehydration is a sign of thyrotoxicosis!". And so, within the last seven minutes of the show, he pulls it outta the bag yet again. Well done, House!
all those years I thought that at the end Ernie said "boy was Thaaaaat good, was thaaaaaat good"! haha! nice to clear that in my head now after all these years!
I wonder why Ernie and Bert are going to bed at night without turning off the lights (the whole room looks bright). I'm sure with Ernie constantly saying "Boy am I thirsty" is keeping Bert awake, having the lights on will keep Bert awake too.
Ernie, for f's sake... get out of bed and get a glass of freakin water ?? You're legs broken or something ?? Night after night it's something... a dripping faucet, cookies in bed, fire trucks and exploding balloons... one more time, just ONE more time and I am going choke you with a Figgy Fizz bottle cap !!
I wonder why Bert puts up with sharing a room with Ernie? After so long, I would have thought that Bert would kick him out to sleep on the couch. *lol*
Seriously doubtful - they just dimmed the background lights to provide the illusion (if you notice, this one was brighter than usual) as the camera needs a certain amount of light in order to pick up the action; either way, it wouldn't matter WHAT time of day they actually shot it, as it was all filmed on an interior set - but I happen to know, as my mom worked for CTW from 1969 - 1979, they regularly filmed during the day
does anyone have the clip of when ernie & bert have the count sleep over, keeps ernie up all night counting & ernie comes out of his room looking a mess?
Now Erny will be wetting the bed, or going to the bathroom to pee!! Bert should have got Ernie a pitcher of water, and said "drink it" and go to sleep.
This is extremely funny! Bert's at his funniest when he's getting more pissed off when Ernie's pestering him for a drink. I love the end when Bert cries. I wonder how Frank Oz did that high-pitched crying? Maybe they sped up the recording.
I got excited at first when I saw this title because I thought it was the early 70's one where Ernie is thirsty and imagines he's drinking a glass of water. Then he gets hungry and imagines he's eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich!
This one did fool me as to its conclusion. I figured Ernie was going to say, "Boy am I HUNGRY!" instead of "Boy WAS I thirsty!"
I knew this was a different one from that one when Bert got up to get the water, 'cause in the one you're talking about, Ernie got up & got his OWN water (eventually!) before he got to the hungry part
This is my favorite, along with my four year old's favorite..lol..eventhough that's not a glass..lol..I think it's a dixie cup...lol...but still....I love it.
shydmples 3 years ago 22
i think the writers included the wit to entertain the parents. best writers of the best kids' show ever.
lishun 3 years ago 102
Bert just needs to tell Ernie to shut the F&*$ up and take his a&& to sleep!!!
LOL
girlsixdiva 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA...i loove this video..haha.hilarious.
jonathanruiz209 3 years ago 16
When I was a kid, I used to say that to my parents. "Boy am I Thiiiiiiiirrrrrsstyyyyyy!" Thanks, Ernie, for making me a real brat! :-)
rcktmanil 3 years ago 130
"you don't have to be Jewish" (which is where they took this bit from)
jeffkahl 3 years ago 5
Bert: well maybe you wouldn't be so thirsty if you hadn't eaten cookies IN THE DAMN BED!
Ernie: Bert..Bert...why are you yelling Bert...
ok that was family guy
BrettFromKolob 3 years ago 33
am i thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssssty
michaelford3 3 years ago 27
Hey Bert! It's the salt that makes me so thirrrrrsty!!
theseus27 3 years ago 13
ROFL...
Boy was I thirrrrrrrrsty!!
Bert your the salt of the earth.Salt really does make me thirrrrrrrrsty!
What a slave driver!!
theseus27 3 years ago 9
lol..Ernie's such a tard.
Sman72 3 years ago 9
LMAO
CindyBear55 3 years ago 3
Am iiiiiiii thhhiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttyyyyy
JayBee272 3 years ago 5
jeez now im thirsty, i am thiiiiiiiiirrrrrrsty
Dazaaah 3 years ago 5
They act like brothers. Guess who is the oldest?
Animesia2 3 years ago 4
"Bert is the salt of the earth."
biohazardrose 3 years ago
I Always thought that Bert and Ernie were brothers.
shiningkingghidora 3 years ago 5
Make Ernie get his own damn water
noangel1987 3 years ago
love 2:06
falco6789 3 years ago
am I thhhhhiiiiiirrrrrrrssssssssstttttttyyyyy!
PhoenixKakashi19 3 years ago
Am I TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leroigymsock 3 years ago
im i thirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsty
falco6789 3 years ago
i like 1:12
falco6789 3 years ago 3
aww..that waz cute. I do love burt & ernie plus grover...... :) brings me bak
lilmarq1021 3 years ago
Ernie's an ass XD
BTW, I love how people like to insist that they're a gay couple even tho they sleep in separate beds.
Cyborcat 3 years ago 10
Ernie:I'm not thirsty anymore. I think I got to pee. I got to pee. I suuuuuure got to pee! I've got to peeeeeeee!
Bert:No!I'm NOT getting you a bedpan!
cowellwannabe71 3 years ago 37
Best comment on here by far!
Hahahaha!
Duraffinity 3 years ago
lol!! hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!! [falls out of chair lafing.]
clubpenguin8888 3 years ago
"Salt, oh am I thirsty."
"I'm thirsty he says, I'm thirsty he says. I'm the one who has to get the water, who cares?!" LOL! FUNNIEST PART!
dangercautionwarning 3 years ago 9
I know! It's SO SCARY!
dangercautionwarning 3 years ago
This is so funny!
cupcake101 3 years ago
Ernie's mean! Now that was delibrate, though I thought he wouldn't do anything like that. Why doesn't Bert just tell him to get it himself?
DarkBandicoot 3 years ago 3
Bert should just throw the water in Ernie's face!
BAhern63 3 years ago 14
Yeah Ernie's being so rude. Bert should say, " Shut UP YOU JERK!" and throw the water in his face. Then Bert should say, " There! Are you THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTY NOW?!"
dangercautionwarning 3 years ago
"i got you one glass of water, and this is another so 1 and 1 make 2, so this is your second glass of water"
hmm, a clever wait to subliminally teach kids math..
a1chrisryan1a 3 years ago 12
was IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII thirrrsssstyy!
toocoolkatherine 3 years ago
AMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I THIRSTY!
Gillette100 3 years ago 7
You know, this is actually an old Jewish joke. It'sstill funny...
C16H12FN3O3 3 years ago 3
boy was i thirsty bert..... talk about being thirsty. lol
slydawg221 3 years ago 5
Oh my gosh.
When he goes,
"Am I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrssssssty!"
And holds it out like that, I fall out of my chair laughing.
JustPuppyLuv 3 years ago 14
"was i thirrrrrrsty"
lizardman458 3 years ago 3
"Hmm.. salt...
Oh am i thirsty!"
KronksSpinachPuffs 3 years ago 4
In the corner, Dr. Gregory House quietly mutters to himself, "Wait...dehydration is a sign of thyrotoxicosis!". And so, within the last seven minutes of the show, he pulls it outta the bag yet again. Well done, House!
Delcat42 3 years ago 9
One of my favorite sketches! And also the funniest.
JoeRoss1993 3 years ago 2
so they are comfortable having cameras tape them while they sleep? It's funny how they always talk to the cameras.
musicgirl77123 3 years ago 4
Ernie: Boy, am I thirsty. Am I thirsty. Am I
thirrrrrrrrrrrrsty!
Bert: Oh, Ernie. Ernie, if you're so thirsty, why don't you just get up and get yourself a glass of water, huh!
KikiG1rl 3 years ago 3
"Oh, Bert is the salt of the earth, isn't he?" God, Ernie could be such a smug little douchebag!
FranBMan 3 years ago 3
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARTSIEBECCA 3 years ago
Ernie reminds me of Grover...they are both actually really sweet, but have that passive-aggressiveness to them that annoys everyone!
girlsixdiva 3 years ago 6
He wouldda had a well whupped ass that night. Then it'd be , " Am I bleeding. Am III bleeding....am I I I I I bleeeeeeeeeDING!
PRINCESSROCKYT 3 years ago 8
In real life Im kinda like Ernie
StarWarsMedia 3 years ago 7
yea... me too.
skynatyc 3 years ago
me to
Stortsavn 3 years ago
Me three
No wait, that's not right...
RaelWander 3 years ago
If I had a roommate like Ernie I would kill myself.
audgeyp 3 years ago 3
The back of Bert's head and his expressions and voice when he brings Ernie the water are priceless!
ChrisC11291980 3 years ago 4
Bert was particularly funny in this sketch.
ChrisC11291980 3 years ago 4
"Am I Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirsty!"
...No, you're Ernie. :p
SuperSenshi 3 years ago 3
Bert is the salt of the earth, isn't he?
LNgoo67 3 years ago 3
Heh heh... this is one of my favourite Bert & Ernie sketches, next to the one with those sheep.
Xyssala13 3 years ago
ernie is really, really cute when he says: "Am I Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirsty!"
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago 4
Bert: "I'm thirsty he said!" lol Love it when Bert hits his head into his bed, so subtle but funny!
lynn314 3 years ago
i like 2:09 its so funny
johanndeborja 3 years ago
I laught when i was five or six years old,and i still laugh when i see this.
youtopp74 3 years ago 3
yeah, same here :)
TearsWillNeverFall 3 years ago
Ernie's kind of a jerk. XD
Jeez, they are SO married!
SweetNymph 3 years ago
Bert is the salt of the earth! haha!
bethahop 3 years ago 4
all those years I thought that at the end Ernie said "boy was Thaaaaat good, was thaaaaaat good"! haha! nice to clear that in my head now after all these years!
mayamayah 3 years ago
i don't believe someone hasn't commented to say it looks like bert pisses in a glassx
pringleparrot 3 years ago
always remember sesame street. this is 1 of my favorite e and b scences, the funniest of them all!
JoeRoss1993 3 years ago
haha! ernie! my grandma does the same thing!!!
helenalovesyou 3 years ago
"Boy, Bert is the salt of the Earth isn't he? Salt! Whoa, am I thirsty!" LOL. Can't believe no one's remarked on that line until now.
Garrettk41 3 years ago 5
yo ernie's mad funny!!! i like how he slaps his mouth acting mad sarcastic.boy i'm a thiiiiirsty!oh wonderful.thank you bert!!
PianoManX2 3 years ago 2
BOY, I'D BE THIRSTY TOO!
cobo4 4 years ago
you know what from all these skits of ernie and bert... I notice Ernie is very needy
urdwekstlinkgbye 4 years ago
Such a shame water can only be transported through glasses and not in anything bigger so Bert shouldn't have to walk three times.
(Yes, sarcasm ;) )
Love you Bert 'nd Ernie.
Irtheleetking 4 years ago
a bucket would do! ;D
mayamayah 3 years ago 3
so are they brothers or what?
gokudabomb1 4 years ago
I wish i could smell berts feet
hubbaman9885 4 years ago
Ernie's so MANIPULATIVE! Peace.
MuzikJunkyAES 4 years ago 5
Talk about the roommate from hell. Gotta love Bert's high-pitched whimper at the very end. Can't Ernie take care of himself?
setheurovision94 4 years ago 8
Boy ernie's gonna have to pee now.He's gonna have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now.
dorourke105 4 years ago 16
lol
the video description
gokudabomb1 4 years ago
Yeah that's my thought too.He's definetly liable to wet his bed.(And I suppose he'll want Bert to wash his sheets for him too.)
JerryMonotone 4 years ago
I wonder why Ernie and Bert are going to bed at night without turning off the lights (the whole room looks bright). I'm sure with Ernie constantly saying "Boy am I thirsty" is keeping Bert awake, having the lights on will keep Bert awake too.
afriendofbean 4 years ago
That's the fuzzy night vision of seventies camreas ^^
denskumlemannen 4 years ago
These pretzels are making me thirsty
TDDUPRE 4 years ago 8
!OH QUE SED TENGO¡
ags160384 4 years ago
lol i just noticed how scary berts head is :( its long and big :(
Mi5t4k3 4 years ago
now im thirrrrrrrrrstyy!!!
sanctonlow 4 years ago 3
He's going to have to get up and pee.
JustinInAtlanta 4 years ago 6
he could always use that cup
alextran9 4 years ago 3
Joe Pesci and Deniro lol
anythingnew 4 years ago
Ernie needs to do stuff on his own already, and not rely on others! Slacker.....
JAGJustAGamer 4 years ago
ernie's so lazy, lol i dont want a gf acting like him, lol
slapshot68 4 years ago
Ernie + Bert are the land-dwelling ancestors of Spongebob + Squidward
SenhorBundy 4 years ago 19
quite right!
I love those two!!
AnonymousAlchemist 4 years ago 3
O_O
Kristanni20X6 4 years ago
LOL
TrashedNinja 4 years ago
Yes Ernie you sure was thirsty.
ap2152002 4 years ago 4
Squeeak hahaha I used to imitate Bert all the time!!
coolbluelights 4 years ago
Thank you so much for all of these classic episodes, alot of us really appreciate the memories. :)
It's just ridiculous how people are calling these "unfit" for children today.
TrishasWish 4 years ago
Yeah! Even I remember these and I was born in '91.
SenhorBundy 4 years ago 7
I Wanted to see this!!!!!! I still quote ernie when i am thirsty.
ayame316 4 years ago
I'd have shoved Ernie's head under the faucet.
HtotheB 4 years ago
LAMO! I loved it! XD
Noraschool9 4 years ago
Next thing you know, Ernie will invest in bedpans.
efil4own1 4 years ago 6
omgosh i luv this :D funny funny ^^ ty
PinkFoxi 4 years ago
Boy is my bladder full! Boy is my bladder full!
jonnytbirdzback 4 years ago 10
I m so excited I found your channel. I used to watch sesame street when I was a kid. Greetings from Greece!
linaaaap1 4 years ago 5
I love the way Bert squeaks when he gets really mad. ^_^
tennispirate 4 years ago 3
"The next morning, Bert locked the bathroom door." ROFLMFAO!!!
cutesmallfuzzy 4 years ago 4
Are you thirsty, Ernie? I'm not surprised; you ate all that pizza. Then again, you shouldn't be thirsty, after drinking all that grape juice...
DiAnno13 4 years ago 6
Ernie, for f's sake... get out of bed and get a glass of freakin water ?? You're legs broken or something ?? Night after night it's something... a dripping faucet, cookies in bed, fire trucks and exploding balloons... one more time, just ONE more time and I am going choke you with a Figgy Fizz bottle cap !!
ProfessorIgor 4 years ago 8
Am I thirsty!
paulsbuck5 4 years ago
I wonder why Bert puts up with sharing a room with Ernie? After so long, I would have thought that Bert would kick him out to sleep on the couch. *lol*
Bobzeaux 4 years ago 4
No surprise there. The same man (Frank Oz) did Miss Piggy's voice.
cbsteffen 4 years ago
little kid stuff these days sucks! i still think sesame street is the shit!
gajda1984 4 years ago 4
"Three glasses of water. Well, I'm not thirsty anymore. Now I have to go to the bathroom! Hey, Bert, would you go to the bathroom for me?"
DiAnno13 4 years ago 5
I think you meant to say, "Hey, Bert, will you take me to the bathroom?"
cbsteffen 4 years ago
Seriously doubtful - they just dimmed the background lights to provide the illusion (if you notice, this one was brighter than usual) as the camera needs a certain amount of light in order to pick up the action; either way, it wouldn't matter WHAT time of day they actually shot it, as it was all filmed on an interior set - but I happen to know, as my mom worked for CTW from 1969 - 1979, they regularly filmed during the day
Maskedmutant 4 years ago
does anyone have the clip of when ernie & bert have the count sleep over, keeps ernie up all night counting & ernie comes out of his room looking a mess?
dopieman 4 years ago 3
Then the Count asks Bert if he can sleep over again that night, prompting Ernie to wail, then faint
Maskedmutant 4 years ago
Ernie must be majorly dehydrated! Ernie should sleep with a waterbottle!! Keep it next to his lamp!!
happy7117 4 years ago
Now Erny will be wetting the bed, or going to the bathroom to pee!! Bert should have got Ernie a pitcher of water, and said "drink it" and go to sleep.
happy7117 4 years ago
I'm thirsty, he says. I'm thirsty, he says. I'm the one bringing his water. Sure, who cares?
atarian2049 4 years ago
This is extremely funny! Bert's at his funniest when he's getting more pissed off when Ernie's pestering him for a drink. I love the end when Bert cries. I wonder how Frank Oz did that high-pitched crying? Maybe they sped up the recording.
Rltpage 4 years ago 3
Nope. Frank Oz merely has a wide vocal range - don't forget, he's also the voice of Miss Piggy
Maskedmutant 4 years ago 2
This is a variation on a Jewish-themed joke that made it to several comedy albums in the 1960's.
efil4own1 4 years ago 2
I got excited at first when I saw this title because I thought it was the early 70's one where Ernie is thirsty and imagines he's drinking a glass of water. Then he gets hungry and imagines he's eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich!
This one did fool me as to its conclusion. I figured Ernie was going to say, "Boy am I HUNGRY!" instead of "Boy WAS I thirsty!"
Ziffel67 4 years ago
I knew this was a different one from that one when Bert got up to get the water, 'cause in the one you're talking about, Ernie got up & got his OWN water (eventually!) before he got to the hungry part
Maskedmutant 4 years ago
Around 2:05 Bert makes some funny sounds.
jonnytbird 4 years ago 2
ernie's so thirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsty!
SiXhEaDeDfiLmS 4 years ago