Duck Attacks Doberman!!

[467290]

That duck will do anything to impress the lady

[MG30001]

true nature of a doberman, eh? you gotta call him back several times cos you were frighten he'd kill it.

[9LanieMq6]

That duck must be Irish!

[Kankerjong1]

dont fuck with the duck

[jmyz1991]

It's a Mallard... Just sayin' :P

[ricky0200]

Male and female duck. Protecting his girl lol

[KCC62BRx]

Dog: Come here,leme see if you squeak!

Duck: Back off buddy!

LOL its too freaking funny. But cute

[cateyes221981]

@Darwinknowsbetter hes defending the female but at the sametime the duck knows the dog wouldnt dare hurt it 

[shizennoshi]

LETS...GET...DANGEROUS

[akaMadams]

Awesome dog to control herself in this situation--poor girl! Nice editing too!

[Nqorule336]

What the duck, you wanna duck with me....I told you already now duck off before I duck you up you ducken dog!!!

[TeenGemini01]

Somewhere Daffy and Donald are quacking in approval, lol.

[TranceFlug]

the dog don`t have a expirience...

[smasci]

@TranceFlug "the dog don't have a expirience" < TranceFlug just said... our country is doomed if this is the future generation. please, please learn how to read and write.

[TranceFlug]

@smasci you dont understand.!!?..i just say: that dog is young, and hi learning...!

[chaoscleaner]

@smasci I don't mind you pointing out the appalling grammar and spelling of others, (drives me nuts as well) but you should make sure they are from where you think they are from. (Usually easy to look up) In this case, Trace is from Serbia, so English is a second language for him.

[smasci]

@chaoscleaner Good point. My wife is from Belarus, so I totally get it. I had just had enough bad grammar for the day. I don't usually lash out like that unless well deserved. Tell Trace my apologies. His English is far better than my Serbian. ;-)

[MrRawrlmao]

A duck walked up to a crazy guard dog and he said to the dog....hey bum bum bum...fuck off..bum bum bum bum badaabum

[sephiroth1386]

dont know about anyone else, but i would like a guard duck. just imagine the reaction of a robber having a duck thrown in their face by surprise wings flapping and all, giving you enough time to hit them with a bat or something. it would totally shut down the brain for a second

[fghfhg1212121]

this doberman is really good looking

[Akira416]

Aw :D The duck wagged his tail 1:38-1:40 so cute(:

[Mar093]

the dog didnt attack prolly cuz he senced the owner didnt want to

[unapesce]

leave them alone, can't you see they are dating? hahaha

[Gdrummer1231]

He almost got knocked the duck out.

[MyBirthday10]

God!, they are ssssoooo funny!........

[Channel160]

So THAT'S what Aflack does!

[CrystalIce]

Cute! The duck protects his woman, LOL!

[Nesa483]

i rofled so bad XD

[moOswe]

Thats one fat dog.

[DrBiochemGuy]

@moOswe And man did they screw his ear crop up. I have two dobies and decided to leave their ears natural for fear the crop would turn out something like this.

[DaPoolDaddy]

@DrBiochemGuy The ear crop is exactly the way we wanted it. Can't stand that bat ear look. The natural look is fine but goes against the whole reason these dogs were bred - as guard dogs. The ears and tail are cropped to make it hard for attackers to grab onto. A far as being fat -yes she is slightly overweight but I wouldn't call her fat.

[DrBiochemGuy]

@DaPoolDaddy Sorry about the rude comments. Sometimes I get carried away. the ears look fine. Its just a matter of preference I guess. I also dont like the show crop or "bat ears" as you say. I like the shorter "medium" crop that is most prevalent in the bread. Your crop is what is referred to as a "military", "pet", or "working" crop and is the shortest of the three variations and most common in pitbulls. I just think dobermans need a bit longer crop to match their stature and long faces.

[someuser91]

:V

[nickanvar]

Watchduck

[TheChainsawArtist]

My Doberman would've eaten the duck xD

[10CIRL]

Excellent video, i just loved the comments haha

[woodhousethebutler]

It is remarkable that ducks don't take lip from anybody or anything.

[kraizil]

@woodhousethebutler people are the ultimate preator once you the people feed theese animals they no longer fear nothing

[elchasap]

@woodhousethebutler my dog would have killed this duck in a second...i never teached it anything but when she sees birds she flips out...she becomes somethnig like Hulk!Once she entered in farm and killed 3 ducks and 2 chicken in 3 minutes until i managed to jump the fence and hold her.

[jooxington]

@woodhousethebutler Don't take beak neither.

[TheObenone]

I love your video with the coments

[DaPoolDaddy]

@TheObenone Thank you. Glad you liked it.

[1902iloveit]

what a vicious duck

[fejesoliver]

David vs. Goliath

[PHILLYHEAT215]

LOL brilliant annotations xD

[camelsandfriends]

Ha ha, ducks are awesome. And beautiful dobie!

[zilbiol]

what's that rumbling sound in the background

[camelsandfriends]

@zilbiol lawn mower?

[MissCedarbridge1]

so what you are sayin that any one can rob your home useing a duck to scare off your dog OMG!!!!

[naughteedesign]

@MissCedarbridge1 dobermans are bred to eat people not ducks dude

[MissCedarbridge1]

@naughteedesign they dont do well in eating people either hehehehe

[ruleireland6]

little does the duck know the doberman will be eatin him as leftovers after christmas dinner........... mwahahahahahahahahhaa

[edesir]

I hear the high pitch bark of another dobe in the background, he/she wanted to come out and tear the ducks a new one. :)

[KKingstoneRR]

oh dude, did you get some pedigree papers when you got the dog? this bloodline looks more like a crossbreed between dob and rot...

[BlissfulMary]

the female is wild or does she belong to you also?

[DaPoolDaddy]

@BlissfulMary Both the ducks were pets and didn't fly at all. The doberman was trained not to hurt them but she doesn't know her own strength sometimes.

[BlissfulMary]

@DaPoolDaddy oh that is sweet. you said "were"? you dont have the duckies anymore?

[yahtzeek9]

@BlissfulMary Unfortunately Forrest and Jenny were attacked in the middle of the night by a raccoon about a years ago now. Never under estimate the viciousness of raccoon.

[pwnmaster9]

>:O



[Jazbar4]

Doberman $1000

Shots & other vet care $1000

Time spent training 1000 hrs

KNOWING he's gonna be a good boy......PRICELESS!

Well done ZeeK

[BHurd851]

Forrest is a boss lol

[Alphabex8]

this is a cool video. its actually cool to see the owner step in--just in case.

[jillgivler]

Duckies From Hell!

[Electricpraise777]

Daffy's pissed

[Lilycha100]

Poor dog, what have you done to its tail and ears....

[ibelieb6]

@Lilycha100 im glad my doberman puppy has her tail and ears are not cropped! shes half belgian malinois so her ears will end up sticking up anyways :)

[Lilycha100]

@ibelieb6 Im glad to hear, but i think tis diffrens still if its a medical reasson pepole do it than just to make it look pretty...

[ibelieb6]

@Lilycha100 i kind of see how it makes it look pretty but still they dont need to chop off the tail :(

[Lilycha100]

@ibelieb6 Nope :(

[zzremington]

@Lilycha100 docked and cropped with complete sedation - like people have their tonsils removed, breast implants, nose jobs, circumscissons etc etc - how bout mind your own buisness - this dog, obviously, lives a great life that millions of dogs would love to live.

[JamesonBondy]

What the duck?

[poertjt2]

Ahw so qute, he's protecting his girlfriend :)

[AmberLolaNiccals]

Geddaway from my wifey! XD

[ThePhychoHero]

"GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY WIFE!"

[DobermanTime]

Taboo at the end was like "Oh, well, this is fun! hey, Forrest, try and get me!!(;"

[takeurchance09]

Duck is on guard. haha

[thamutebutton]

ducks like BACK THE FUCK UP

[ETQWmaster]

my dog is trained to kill ducks on sight

[HotWingsPrettyBird]

cant this dog take a hint?

[KatinaLacknerSlade]

is that a mallard duck?

[Megashehri]

Dogs are the retards of the animal world

[Amyyang79]

poor dog i have a dog and if a DUCK attacked my dog i will kill it and eat it!!!!!

[theboredman1]

dude that is hilarious!!! haha!

[casiecrabtree999]

the dogs like ur yellin at me but what about the duck he's the one gettin violent lol love this vid tho:D

[AnimeJunki16]

so funny! the bubble text sure enhance the amusement

[TheQneb]

hahaha great subtitles thanks! I can speak duck myself so they went in use! :D

[treeandbush1]

fuck a guard dog i need to get myself a guard duck!!

[blackbriar246]

@treeandbush1 I've actually heard of some (odd) people keeping male geese as alarm systems. Those things flip out if someone they aren't used to gets on their turf. Practically deafening.

[cocobeaner69]

@treeandbush1 robbers will take a chance with guard dogs. but no one is fuckin with a guard duck

[TheBabygurl2511]

@treeandbush1 you outta see geese in action

[MrClickity]

@TheBabygurl2511 Seriously, those fuckers are mean.

[coulthard1984]

noo god bless :)

[ayard90]

sad thing is i watched the whole vid hoping that doberman was gonna get that duck hahahaa

[nightpool23]

i love ducks lol cute vid <3

[CCtuber123411]

are you kidding me?? this dog could knock out this duck with one bite and a strong wag! this duck has a death wish

[loveacarrot]

LOL Taboo what kind of name is that? It sounds like you're calling him Baboo in the video. I can't wait to get my doberman, I'm naming him shabookie

[drdoom606]

Why would he run away ?? He could've swallow this feathery piece of shìt!! ;) lol

[cdnerds]

@drdoom606 like in real life - if a tiny person wants to fight a huge guy - watch out.. They have a gun, knife or are a golden gloves champ.

[minotauro43]

jajajaja nice video................i have doberman greetings from URUGUAY

[seriousfuno]

This is the honey duck. The honey duck doesn't give a shit!!

[seriousfuno]

Fuckin' Taboo!!!!

[lukeslonergan]

jenny what is he the forrest gump of the duck world lmao

[waterboy37055]

Too funny! Great video!

[casiecrabtree999]

love the commentary:)

[sketchin315]

the ducks lucky the owner didnt let the dog eat it

[YEMSKABRAND]

damn dog lol

[majornewb]

I like how ducks are fearless

[hombero]

love your animals, sir.

[DeidaraUNable]

Run, Forrest, run! Oh....er I mean.... run, Taboo, run!

[Pyrojojo7]

I love how much character these animals have, especially the ducks lol

[Jozza140187]

Ducks got game!

[BeaSiegal]

The "You Little..." part was hilarious.

[Trelli28]

It's funny how the male bird is protective of the female. Very defensive, even against a dog!

[putaface101]

its 11;09pm i cant sleep...so im watching ducks. 

[wafleghost]

lol

[starthedoberman0035]

how did you teach them to get along with each other my doberan try's to eat any bird or cat it see's

[DaPoolDaddy]

@starthedoberman0035 The dog knows that if she hurts the duck then I would hurt her. She's very obedient however and I've never actually had to hurt her. The threat is enough. Dobermans, by nature, want discipline and are eager to please. They do better in a family environment rather than owned by a single person. That definitely helps. Any dog needs to know who's boss, especially one with the potential to kill you.

[schecter5]

the dog is afraid of the duck, funny

[tinkermemandi]

this was very entertaining and cute

[iluvjsjsjs]

That duck, Forrest is so adorable!

[Foothilldan1]

God Bless!! lol



[Tialakit]

I had pet mallards at one point you do not mess with the duck unless you like pain

[askmiller]

same thing happened to my dog, except pigeons scared the 100 pound golden retriever away..

[PhoenixCWalk]

really cool :D

[Frankster81]

I knew I was tired when I posted that comment. I think the drake was just protecting the hen.

[Frankster81]

I spent about 8 years working with wild mallards and have not been around domesticated ones (studying animal behavior). Was this drake being territorial about something? He seems very determined about something. Ducks don't play like dogs do and I'm surprised about such a mild confrontation (but dogs are the hardest animal for me to figure out). What time of the year was that video made, if you remember?

[DaPoolDaddy]

@Frankster81 The male is very territorial. He really just doesn't like the dog at all and wont leave her alone when they are in the yard together. The dog actually wont go in the yard when the ducks are loose without me beside her.

I think the video was made in September. Not sure though.

[Frankster81]

@DaPoolDaddy - Ok, thank you. Seems kind of backwards (although I think the doberman was playing with the duck more than anything else). The reason I asked about what time of the year it was is because I thought perhaps it may have been breeding season (whether the drake and hen actually mate or not) although typically that runs about as late as June or July.. I was wondering if the drake was being protective of a nest or something like that. It was just a guess.

[MrTheSmidget]

DUCK WIN! thumbs up if u agree

[Rocknium]

Does fucking ducks are fucking scary when they chase you, the make a "ssssss" sound just like a snake geez.

[madmonkey123456789]

cut the tail a little short

[sixfortyninemx]

at what point did you introduce taboo with forrest or any bird?

[DaPoolDaddy]

@sixfortyninemx The dog knew the ducks since they were just little ducklings. She was made very aware of their how fragile they are. I would trust her with whole heartedly with them. She really just wants to avoid from them unless I'm around. She's not as nice to non-pets though. She understands her boundaries. 

[Kusanagi64]

You should've called your dog in. Those ducks just wanted to leave :/

[DaPoolDaddy]

@Kusanagi64 Actually, it's the dog that wants to leave. She won't even get off the deck when they are in the yard. They guard the stairs like soldiers and she whines relentlessly until I put them in their pen.

[intelectualcatracho]

@DaPoolDaddy That's a male duck deffending the female.

[MrColdworld91]

That's a pit-duck

[72hotrod]

My Doberman would do exactly the same thing! BUT, my GSD...

[heyrey7]

Your dobe is getting fat

[LostSaga22]

@heyrey7 ...

[Barbiedawlxo]

the duck is like this dog is getting on my last feather, what should i do tony? (discusses it) 0:25 i mean bite his asss LOL! duck mafia >.>

[ellie3637]

shoo the dog away, it is irritating the duck!

[wanshei]

the ducks are lucky your dog is good natured, or they would be dinner in one chomp

[dtrainbitches]

That is a bad ass duck!

[deviatorz]

so much for the animal kingdom

[AndyPiranha]

1:53 YOU LITTLE ....!!!! hahahah :D

[mecagoenboba]

God Bless!

[Mattorzo]

leave the duck alone. just tell your dog to get to you, and stop traumatizing those ducks!

[AmberKN]

I love your dogs name and he's so cute

[Brodie990912]

just cause i'm small doesn't meen i don't have balls

[ariamorte]

LOL @ captions!

[PornFlakes21]

haha super cute! The captions were the best part

[FlowingDepths]

Haha, your narration made this great xD

[MurdocLC]

Hahaa. So cute and funny. The duck is serious but doesn't know what the dog could do. But the dog is just playing around. XD

[LittoBUbbo]

LOL my god... great narration.. I was laughing my ass off

[PeeWeee651]

That duck isn't scared of nothing is he. Lol

[microblan]

That's me and my gf :)

[Sivuras]

That dog is playing. 

[sukruoosten]

now this here is COOL man

hahah pussy dog

[xXSakuraMetalXx]

Translation:

Ducks: Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

[Mrduckman97fly]

go ducky go! lol good dog to

[kimmy123763]

the ducks wings are powerful enough to break your arm.

[gotubeogle]

@kimmy123763 right...

[kimmy123763]

that is one scary doberman. big chicken. lol.

[rcadag]

The duck showed him who is the boss!! HAHA!

[gaurdiananubis]

loved the subs you put in

:)

[Ballbusteress]

i love how FOrrests beak is open when cahsing him xD

[energiefreak]

this is so funny 

[scene120000]

oh, yeap. Dobermans are SOOOOOOOOO demonic. *rolls eyes* Retards

[saramt6820]

Ducks aren't nothing. Now geese...

[Eragarev]

What the hell can a duck do to hurt anything? No talons, no sharp beak and no acid-spitting. I really don't see the threat..