N.S.A Super Computer - Was the Worlds fastest watercooled computer (90's)

[TheSuperMegaSniper]

I wonder if it can run Pong.

[infoburp]

I think it's pretty awesome that I have more storage, RAM and cpu power on my desktop pc :D I wonder what people will do with petascale pcs?

[allyshank]

A sniper lobby of snd on dome on one of these as host. You'd get every kill

[ITGxGaming]

but can it run minecraft

[mulgure1]

minecraft still lags on those :P

[graeme520]

i wonder how it would be to play minecraft on those :O

[PhysicsTowerTeam]

@graeme520 Not very well. They are designed for calculations, not games ;).

You wouldn't have a mathematician in the Olympics, for comparison.

[micktrainor92]

... and outdated. :P

[TheFr00glez]

I have this computer it lags on notepad

[TheYetiNinja]

IMAGINE THE TNT YOU COULD BLOW UP IN MINECRAFT!

[cosy18]

bitcoin network beat that crap

[funride123456789]

wow.. i think my laptop is better all i see on that is a bunch of random dots

[StepDante]

Yes it can do in a couple of seconds what the normal computer can do in 22000 years but WILL IT BLEND!?!?

[TannerOgurkis]

but can it run crisis 2?



[K4inan]

@TannerOgurkis It's not meant for those things, it doesn't even have graphics cards. It couldn't even run crysis at all.

[SaintVespucci]

Call me stupid if I'm wrong, but isn't one thousand billion one trillion, not one quadrillion? O.o

[SHaDoWofAniMoSity]

Shut the fuck about will it run this game and will it blend. You are unoriginal pathetic no-lives.

[OggyFX51]

Can I get one of these on Newegg?



[JordzZGaming]

Fuck Crysis and all that, Will this play minesweeper?

[BurntTheToastNoJesus]

Omg imagine! This could literally run every single game / movie in the entire world at the same time without any lag.

[WMPDrulz]

MAC IS BETTER

[TommyHighAsFuck]

Cool now you can play minecraft in high settings!

[iphonezapper]

But will it blend?

[JasonCher]

Can it play minecraft?

[JasonCher]

Can i play minecraft?

[ultimateCOD4owner]

My grandchildren or great grandchildren will watch this and laugh because their phones with be faster

[iPodCREATIONZ]

will this run minecraft?

[Maxietaxie100]

yes but will it blend??

[ERIK5564]

do you think they would let me use it this weekend to play some crysis or maybe even some minesweeper 

[manganime72]

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[osemudiame123]

in a hundred years our cell phones will have more power

[TVczie]

now the question is;

Will It Blend???

[andylinkproductions]

Can it handle, OVER 9000! tnt in minecraft with no lag?

[JHFunny1000]

well time to start up minecraft!

[salasvalor01]

But, can it make a cup of tea?

[mickycheese27]

By 2100 my grand children would be reading how 'Slow' old computers were for their history lesson in their exaflop virtual class room

[thereddog223]

Pretty much

[MrVrsilvestrejr2008]

Supercomputer can perform perfectly at Antarctica, Alaska, Greenland, Arctic, North Canada and North Russia.

[ixfd64]

26 NSA agents tried to run Crysis on this thing.

[onetwoyouadeadman]

if you cant play runescape on it it fails haha lmfao

[Kraizer666]

Just think, one day, we will have these in every home. Yet, some will complain like it's an old windows 2000 xD

[mrhibob12345]

imagine if that computer tryed to divide by zero

[hstone39]

Everybody so busy laughing like I don't know what I'm talking about when I said the new world order has super computers that can pychologically manipulate the population. They have these super computers in place for a reason. They are using the most advance technology that the public won't be able to use for another 5 to 10 years. You are being manipulated and I know what I'm talking about. Wake up!

[1stblackguynotreally]

Lmao what is up with the "but will it blend?" question. I saw it in the last three computer videos I watched.

[Swordmaster146]

Still thinking... Well who the fucking super human made super computer. Computer cannot program itself by itself!

[evilfreethinker]

But will it play WoW?

[IamYukonJohn]

How about a nice game of chess?

[evilfreethinker]

@IamYukonJohn No let's play global thermonuclear war.

[legostarwarshunter]

but will it blendthats the question

[ALIENWAREM14x]

can it play solitare???????

[TheBaldingChimp]

@ALIENWAREM14x No...just global-thermo nuclear war and tic-tac-toe. You will need a dial-up connection if you wish to play at home.

[hateliberals1]

needs. a. mans. voice

[davidls11]

The porn possibilities are mind boggling.

[zaktan744]

Can i playz m1n3cr4ft 0n thies?

[f34123]

@zaktan744 no

[Gamedogz09]

@zaktan744 yes

[rclifford13]

Treyarch should have told us this was what we needed to run Black Ops...

[kyro2000]

@rclifford13 lol black ops is not that graphics demanding crysis how ever is.

[Apophis392]

It would take a homecomputer 22,000 years . This can do it in 2 seconds.

[putterforge]

dear santa, ...

[PkerWhomerang]

I'm laughing at how people say this would run Crysis at 1 million fps but they don't realise it doesn't have a video card and therefore can't run Crysis at all!

[edwardtang1977]

@AlexandreTERRAT terrorists didn't do it..wake up

[madcowmenton]

there Ghz = 15 , ram 50, hard drive 10 Tarabits

my pc ghz = 3, ram 8 hard drive 500 Gb

[Bluerooster100]

It must run Linux if it's that fast.

[masterofnocrack]

hey i got an idea with all this heat people can make omlettes without a stove.

guy:"oh yeah,im working on a super computer and making an omlette at the same time cool!!!"

[masterofnocrack]

man these super computers have over a 100 CPUs so they could play crysis 2 and 500 fps.COOL!!!

[GeekingForJesus]

Dahur! But can it run Crysis? Da ha durrrr...

[azsxw2]

can it blend

[deadguy718]

Can it get you laid?

[darkj3am]

It suck it cant play crysis 2!!!!!!

[Cubalisk]

Can this play Supaplex?

[italianodicuore]

can this play Wolfenstein 3D?

[903harman]

@italianodicuore what about voxelstien 3d?

[8bitmario]

can it play crysis at 60 fps:o jkjk

[Ubertommy69]

can this handle minecraft?

[b1naryd1g1t5]

Bruce Schneier can out-think this thinking machine. ;)

[b1naryd1g1t5]

I bet this thing has a lapped TRUE 120 CPU cooler on it.  Probably dual fans. Only problem is this cooler blocks one of the RAM slots. But, still, I'm sure it runs Crysis.

[learber]

Can i run pong on this?

[SlingerMarshall]

yeah but could it run crysis smooth? i think not! its not possible!

[SHortstuFF911]

@SlingerMarshall dude i was just thinkin that hahaha

[scar1343]

NASA wants there computer back.

[MrPunfag]

Could I play PAC-man on low?

[SOF006]

HAHA!!! 22 thousand years! FUCK!

[steamingpoopfart]

My only question is could i finally play minesweeper on it?

[aczblaze]

Still bet it would lag playing Call of Duty

[kawaihui]

The fastest supercomputer is in China now~

[wpepie]

would mario run on that?

[iddqdify]

idk how but i will get "Thumb up"

[bomb447]

hmmmm.. but can it run tetris or Crysis

[hubzcaps]

dude who said the second highest rated comment...u cant even comprehend the power that the NSA cray xmp supercomputer has 378terafops!! WTTFFF

[Swatty1337]

The brain is still better and always will be ;) 

[Ziggoi]

hmm.. im still wondering but can this computer run pac man on HIGH settings?

[jorderacer]

Reasons the human brain is a better computer:

1. Able to store more information in more formats.

2. Looks like an awesome rig, with a strong case.

3. Blood-cooled

4. Better multitasking (only in female models).

[CarrollFilms]

i don't care what it does, can I play Black Ops or not?

[maincourseistoocool]

So from what i understand... they can make a computer that does shit it would take a normal computer 22 thousand years in seconds... but they cant think of a better name than "the thinking machine" WTF?!

[hubzcaps]

@maincourseistoocool um i found news on latest computer in use at teh nsa its codenamed the htinking machine but its name is the CREY XMP 1! look deeper into sun microsystems..they designed the new cpus in the crey the SPARC was just teh begining!!

[jorderacer]

Wrong, the fastest supercomputer is the brain. deal with it.

[Nico374a]

@jorderacer Sorry, but your wrong. This is the fastest it can figure out numbers wich would take thousands of years for us to count down and figure out.

But at one point your right. The computer only does as we say, and we are the smartest, but not fastest!

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

@jorderacer Not true... At least not with about 70% of the world's current population... <.<

[Gonnakillyou]

@jorderacer Depends on what you're trying to compute... usually has problems with numbers.

[benjenings]

I wonder if it will play Crysis @max settings? lol!!!

[natinegga513]

every bad thing in society that you get away with or "think you get away with", is only because what you did does't warrant their attention. so everything you think they don't know, they really do. they just don't care until you try to step on their toes.

[natinegga513]

these are the computers that can predict everything on earth. prediction is control, in a way..

[putterforge]

hmm.... but would it blend?

[david124773]

@putterforge That is the question

[altu892]

@putterforge the 165th time i heard this fucking idiot question

[sknot08]

@putterforge would?.....well.....we'd have to build a blender big enough......By george I think he's got it!

[phillipdogyface]

@putterforge thy question tis not would it blend... for thy true question be WILL it blend... u iz b moron 2 forgetz :D

[habitats]

@putterforge hahaha

[MrOsamaful]

The faster computer is now in china.

[97nicklena]

See kids , the ONLY microsoft /itunes generator!

[neverblameme]

no lag!!! YEA!!

[ThennyDlux]

just think people this is only what they will show the discovery channel think about what else they have.

[mickycheese27]

100 years later in the future and this will be like, "My phone's faster than this"

[CinemaGaming]

@mickycheese27

Probably even sooner than 100 years.

[ThatNoobSomber]

@mickycheese27 You probably wont even have to wait that long. One of those cards that plays a sound song or has a voice recording has more processing power then the entire naval fleets computers of WWII

[CRAKIZGOOD]

@mickycheese27

more like 50

[mickycheese27]

@CRAKIZGOOD We are approaching semiconductor limits so lets hope for the best

[CRAKIZGOOD]

@mickycheese27

yeah but architecture makes the most of it

and dont forget the number of cores

they just keep stuffing those in :P

duel cores cpus are appearing and soon quadcore

also current and future GPUs have the ability to achieve C+ and C++ and those are WAAAY faster than cpus

[mickycheese27]

@CRAKIZGOOD I have an i7 980x cpu with the nvidia 480 geforce, imagine the the size of a cpu or gpu that has 100 cores, It'd be really huge, so we need to go smaller to quantum computing

[PSGamerReview]

@CRAKIZGOOD dude I have a quadcore cpu, now they just released 6 core, where have you been? Also they just released 8 core for servers.

[CRAKIZGOOD]

@PSGamerReview

im talking about mobile arm cpus

[mcwiggles1213]

@mickycheese27

More like 10 years

[Singerazboi100]

@mickycheese27 lol yeah, our cell phones are much much more powerful than all of Nasa's computer power when we went to the moon.

[waremado]

@mickycheese27 it's coming only 20 years later I guess.

[3FeetOfFun]

@mickycheese27 probably more like 10 years....thats how fast it grows..

[mickycheese27]

@3FeetOfFun if that happens in 10 years then i wonder what might happen in a hundred. phones will be obsolete.

[3FeetOfFun]

@mickycheese27 lol we can only hope :)

[grantcop2]

@mickycheese27 I jusy cant ruin the 123 thumbs up,just cant!

[mickycheese27]

@grantcop2 I have to admit that is pretty funny

[pat90]

my supercomputer is made out of ice and to keep it from freezing i warm it with lava

[ClarksonsinUSA]

American tech at its best...

[codejunki567]

@ClarksonsinUSA China actually has the best now, this is years old

[D3Fanatic]

@ClarksonsinUSA

And it's all made in Tiwan, Japan, and China.

[Drifter1111111]

i have one of them 

[guitarstuffplace]

the airforce made a better one with 1,250 soney psp's

[childrenofbodomfan74]

no nitrogen cooling? pff newbsssss!!!!! xD

[bulitbill12]

Thats nothing my net bookcan beat that it has 56 bites of ram it can process 1 line of binary code per hour! so... yeah

lol, no that computer wins hands down i wonder how many tregabbites, no yota bite of ram that beastly machine has?

[iBeaming]

What is so great about Crysis?

[devapein]

@iBeaming well in terms of graphics and AI it is the best fist person shooter game to date ^_^

[kfaslf]

yeah yeah the decepticon little robot from transformer is faster.

[UnitedPebbles]

Eh, I take it back if federal employees ever get caught playing games on super computers.  It is not their faults if the machines are underutilize. It's the scientist's faults for not create more soft/app for these supercomputers. Not alot of these run MS as OS. These megamachines are mostly UNIX/Linux. But they do waste energy, but does keep them busy for productivity sake. Yes! keep motivation and creativity level up!

But I do hope it is local network and not the "intranet".

[UnitedPebbles]

Eh, what about illogical algorithm. I tried it...I don't think NSA can decode it...you will need a key list which is based on memory as well as human analyzation. It's like guessing what somebody is going to say next, not even NSA can preditc that, I think.

Computers are very stupid, sometime, most of the time.

[sbstransitbuses]

They should use the hot water from the computers to make coffee

[tranmanhan13]

I just noticed the lady says 70,000 billion is 70 quadrillion, but its supposed to be 70 trillion.

[dippydog]

22 yrs versus afew seconds!

[Ripsometime]

but would they beat true crypt...... the FBI couldn't beat a True crypt encrypted drive in a year. so they returned it back to the owner and they didn't have enough evidence to arrest him. I bet this thing could decrypt that drive, good job the NSA isn't after us pirates.

[NerdInHisShoe]

@Ripsometime TrueCrypt uses AES, Serpent, or Twofish for encryption.. Unless the NSA knows of significant weaknesses in these algorithms, it's highly unlikely they can break them. They're also not prone to brute force attacks because of their key lengths.

[bonkersblock]

chinas been salivating to steal these tech..

[NerdInHisShoe]

Must have been what they used to crack DES encryption.

[marineaddict]

but can it play porn!!!

[Yugz13]

In 10 years, a laptop will be 15x stronger than that.

[SAM16MM]

@Yugz13 more like 20years

[007Danikiller007]

@Yugz13 ääähh not the laptop. your iphone

[Yugz13]

@007Danikiller007 Haha lmao

[kynigh]

@Yugz13 I'd not guess 10 years... but in at least 30, yes!

[bbbaaalll1]

@kynigh Nah, im gonna go with his 10 years, because technology is advancing at a damn right ridiculous rate.

[kynigh]

@bbbaaalll1 Yeah, maybe =D only the time will tell us when. A few days ago I was talking to some friends about the future pen drives... I guess they will be smaller, with more memory, and will connect to the computers via bluetooth.

[IWorshipBellaDonna]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOCUMENTARY THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lustcorp]

Brute force can be defeated by allowing only 1 login attempt per second.

[ShredderGuitar2]

@lustcorp or changing IP every second

[sbstransitbuses]

@lustcorp They can always extrect the harsh and brute force it

[cyroxis]

@lustcorp You are assuming they are attempting over the internet, encrypted data has no option of allowing only one login attempt per second.

[NoogahOogah]

A lot of hackers would do anything to get their hands on this computer.

[shadrack580]

thats great and all but, can it play tetris?

[TheAgentbrady101]

@shadrack580 *sighs* ... No, not even Pong :(

[danie2332123]

100 GHz ??

[VidPro95]

@danie2332123 100,000 ghz more like it LOL

[danie2332123]

@VidPro95 lemme correct that NOMBAH : 100,000,000,000,000,000 GHz this is more LIKE IT lolzy

[SuperInjustice]

@VidPro95 wouldn't 100,000 ghz be around a petahurtz? just out of interest :P

[getreelstudio]

If that was just the computers cooling system.....what kind of horsepower does this thing have?

[kuruptsoul]

But... what is a computer?

[PATRIENIX]

Can I play Pac-Man at leats 20fps with that computer ?

[TheAntman2006]

but can it run crysis

[pasrvrb]

it boots up in windows 7 in 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000000001 secs,mine,30 secs

[pasrvrb]

1000 ghz?

[fcw0]

Could this computer play pong?

[lokomakoko]

How fast does it run notepad?

[tomashcu60]

0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000-00000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000-00000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000000000-0000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000-0000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000001 seconds

LMAO!

[waddlerobloxxxx]

lol...this is from like 1990....they could play like..ummmm MW2