Heather's Vlog: Zombie Talk

[Vampirekid0522]

omg lol soo sad i had a hampster named carl and we mated him with 1 name sheila but to find out sheila was an experimented on hampster they had sex and she gave birth ate 5 out of 6 babies and ate carl then my brother took a sledge hammer and smashed the surviving baby and flushed the mom down the toilet :(

[TheTazVane]

I love how they're always watching the jewellery channel xD

[jdivision91]

poor hamster :p

[couchfort]

Heather's array of facial expressions are amazing in all these videos

[madmaddica]

so ur irish? 

[MrsM01]

Nice improv (hoping its not scripted).....the whole bit about the hamster was great! His story and her face! TOO GOOD!!!

[Broooop]

Heather can feast on me anytime.

[anagron63]

"Everybody deserves a chance to live...."

Me: Why is she looking at me like that? D:

[anagron63]

Hi all YouFuckers out there! :D

[sia20001rerere]

U wiped ur ass wit my hamster? It was an honest mistake.... SHUTUP!!!! Lolz heather rocks

[xmichellez096]

But zombies dont exist ;) lolz this is the best

[raistlinmajere98]

I would honestly love to see a T.V. show about Heather's life with her family, like if you agree

[gabyjq]

"you waped your ass with my hamster" LMAO TOO FUNNY!

[violetempress369]

i killed your hamster with my shit

[Haesues]

"Yeah, toast tastes better than pubic hair." Awesome quote.

[Zurisimone749]

y do u always where dat shirt heather??

[BunnaySango]

Most zombies eat the whole body too. Only Return of the Living Dead zombies seem to be obsessed with live brains.

[souleaterxstein]

you wiped your ass with my hamster....it was an honest mistake!SHUT UP!!

[blackshadow148]

LOL he was about to suffocate me with his hilariousness

[thadreazie]

fuckin rad vajournal, bro

[donnywhales656]

Its alright we all know zombies totally exist. Or at least I do. Try havin one for a dj at a club. Worse employee ever.

[ArtistikVision]

@donnywhales656 lol, the zombie virus actually exists...

the c.i.a was doing tests during the cold war, and accidently created something that was close to the rage virus.

[MsSexybitch1011]

is tht ur real dad??? srry lmao

[xx1grillz10xx]

@MsSexybitch1011 they are nearly the same age

[d0080397s]

she always wear the same shirt

[MsDrock26]

Isn't Brandon her brother?

[BreGotTalent]

@MsDrock26 Yeah

[Raeljas]

Thanks for confirming that Zombies don't exist lol

[Pencilpoint7s]

lol, He killed a hampster with crap

[FantsyChild07]

"SHUUT UP!"

[dasgregorian]

BTW, this is the best series currently on youtube.  You guys are awesome.

[Obliviateable]

That hamster killing story was the best fucking death cause for a hamster ever. Something that dies.. by shit. Wow... That hamster must be pretty proud of himself in heaven.

[NGxREALITYxFANTASY]

Call 1800-123-4567 for dispensable hamster toilet paper. only $9999.99 per piece.

[MermaidxLuciana]

burnt pubic hair @-@

[TheMightyFiction]

I'd imagine zombie meat to vampires would be like rotting, festering, maggot-crawling pork to humans

[guydude69]

Well, the reason spiders exist is easy: they eat bugs and that means less bugs we have to deal with. Now, mosquitoes? What the hell?! I see no purpose for their existence!

[daexion]

@guydude69 Spreading diseases around to humans so we die.

[witheringgirl]

8 people are zombies

[frenchtoast013]

The commercial is for Colgate Total toothpaste.

[LuigiTheHeadcrab]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT COMMERCIAL?! I NEED TO SEE IT NOW

[larkie998]

Brandon? >.>

Her brother right?

[notsooutcast]

3:33

[notsooutcast]

some of matt's red hair must have fell into the like bar.

[DrunkBunny]

I love Heather's dad!

[RonaldoLover007]

8 Persons who disliked that are Zombies

[SampsonMisc93]

Kinect it up!

[AmethystEyes]

They are much better actors than most of the cast of True Blood!

[USasianboy]

I love this!



[MorriganL]

This must be "Heather dad's Vlog" :D

[Avet909]

you wiped your ass with my hamster... It was a honest mistake. SHUT UP!

Thumbs up if that was the best line ever!

[Autumnluvful]

kool video

[nebraskacutie96]

i love how the tv channel is always like a commercial for jewlery haha

[MikeG506]

Such great characterization is wasted here on YouTube while talentless fucks get paid through the roof on TV. Sigh...

[dramaguen1357]

it was an honest mistake... SHUUT UPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA gotta loove them

[ricosuave3355]

haha who's brandon??

[nebraskacutie96]

@ricosuave3355

her "brother" but ya never see him lol

[natallyzers]

@ricosuave3355 another hamster i guess

[JsgHair71]

"I liked the way the hamster felt"-Bwahahahaha!!!

[brotherox91]

THAT IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE

[xXGirsBabeXx]

haha one of the ads that popped up on the side of this video was "Be a Vampire, It's free" XD

[brokidid]

"you wiped your ass with my hamster"

[brokidid]

i am viewer # 18,261 =D thanks for the headsup i liked this video

[SubZerofan28]

its like eating burnt pubic hair hahahhaha lol

[B33M3G]

Like if your the 18,261st viewer!(:

[SupurbAcapellas]

Thumbs up if you're the 17,974 viewer.

[ShoutAnna]

So what is this ST JOES shirt i keep seeing??

[denise151214]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xoPinkHeartsx3]

Her dad watches QVC hahah

[ThePsychoticSkater]

@Bexxy109 Chinese people because they have a good diet. im not kidding it was proven

[the1zombieHD]

im a zombie hhhhhhh

[Hannahg031]

@stormstar100 It's her brother.

[stormstar100]

I'm missing something who is Brandon by any chance??

[BonzoGal]

I've always suspected that vampires are ordinary goofballs like the rest of us. They just have different dietary needs.

[csimps21]

love it!

[TheAdnation]

thumbs up if you just watched the tv in the background and wondered 'WTF?' for the whole thing

[xXGirsBabeXx]

@TheAdnation

lol in like every video her dad is watching something on tv that's for sale xDD

[XDMirandaXD]

Hahahahahah!!!!!! XD i cant breathe!!!! Wiping his ass with ur pet hamster!! U guys really do make funny videos, :') u guys make my day

[Trilink2]

Heather looks just like your one from twilight ^_^

[kelleyblue]

Who plays the father???? I've looked everywhere!

[rawrghblarghwaurgh]

@kelleyblue lol you could've just checked the tags. Apparently Michael Cornacchia plays the part.

[kelleyblue]

@rawrghblarghwaurgh duh....didn't think to do that....not that savvy with youtube i guess.

[NiciChastity]

Wait...i haven't watched for some time so im guessing i missing something but who is Brandon???

[LaughNMotion]

If all vampires are that hot sign me up.

[Hilexis]

germ alert

[Hilexis]

germ alert



[TheRealSonicYouth]

I love how serious they are

[TheDobbyDies]

In the No Booty Calls video there was an incest joke, and it made me wonder. How do vampires have babies? O.o

[BumbilBeShades]

xD

"it was an honest mistake..."

"SHUT UP!!!"

[Ndesire]

You eat everything? Including the poop shoot??

[TwoCullensAndAJonas]

I almost died laughing when he said, "I killed your hamster with my shit." That would never happen in real life.

[jordanjcy]

do a Kelly video soon.

[Txurniul]

His voice... Makes my eardrums feel like sandpaper

[peteypipper1986]

I wanna see heather naked

[VisiBone]

What is it, part of their WOO WOO powers that I keep liking this family more and more? Because with every episode there seem to be fewer justifications.

[turniphead91]

where is your mother? i would like to know where she is in all these stories? love the videos :)

[MsxPrincessxBella]

@turniphead91 Apparently, she sells jewellary or something door to door.

[kittysamuri93]

I feel your pain Heather...The same thing happened to my hamster a few years back...And my kitten.

[queenofcrows]

Meghan Perry is the actress; Heather Campbell is the character she's playing.

[systematics2012]

WTF! is her name Megahn perry or Heather Campbell? if you search Megahn perry on google, this chick pops up. and idk if there the same people like Heather is her show name... idk im so fuckin confused...

[SailorTaurus]

@systematics2012 Megahn is the actress' real name, and Heather is of course the character crated by Liam Kyle Sullivan (first appearing in Lemme Borrow That Top if I remember correctly). Look up Megahn Perry on wikipedia, she's done other stuff.

[SailorTaurus]

@SailorTaurus Ooops, no, she first appeared in Text Message Breakup, which is where "Kelly's fuckin' rad!" came from.

Can't believe I missed that.

[systematics2012]

@SailorTaurus lol after i wrote that i figured it out, lol thanks though :)

[SpeciesXConfused]

Your hamster died from my shit xD lol best line ever

[TophatPerils]

Is it just me, or has anyone else seen her on that toothpaste commercial? :D

[Bigredme87]

@TophatPerils

yeah, thats her for sure!

[dzafman]

@TophatPerils Checkout Megahn Perry on imdb.com to find out what movies and TV work she's done.

[MikeMths35]

@dzafman She was great in The Gravedancers.

[skeleanimal94]

@TophatPerils I did! and i got yelled at when the commercial came on and i screamed " NO WAY THATS HEATHER!!!!!.............shes a vampire~"lol now i don't feel as crazy :D

[leah1597]

@TophatPerils which commerical? whats it called??

[hailey1454]

@TophatPerils which toothpaste commercial

[ghostofjamie]

@TophatPerils which commercial?

[penguin1069]

@TophatPerils i have lol

[Blargaldalien]

@TophatPerils Vampire.

TOOTH paste.

yup

[d0080397s]

@TophatPerils  i kept looking for it but i cnt find it

[TophatPerils]

@d0080397s youtube dot com / watch?v=nyU7ZEIbCRg

[starjimstar]

I'm a vampire.

She's a vampaaahhr.

Kelly's fuckin' rad.

Dan-da-dun.

[welwitschia]

Hahaha... best one in a long long time... LOL

[TheElectricDreamer93]

R.I.P Chucky

[itsallgrandandgreen]

when i heard him say that he wiped his ass on the hamster i could not stop laughing.

[666Reaper13]

Or connections.

[666Reaper13]

They're good with metaphors.

[OhJeiArh]

You know my hamster one day just disappeared, I think I now know what fate has befallen her...

[Tuffy0209]

I SAW U ON A COLGATE COMMERCIAL!

[jinxiejae]

"it was an honest mistake."

"SHUT UP!!"

[tribekiller88]

i killed ur hamster with my shit. and i did not mean to do that. Its an honest mistake. LOL

[MrMatteypoo]

yay!! zombies are always fun! she was in the movie The Perfect Host that just came out here recently wasn't she?

[starrygleam]

"you gotta eat EVERY piece of the human body" xDD

[queenofcrows]

Heather's wearing a wedding ring.

[Akkhima]

@queenofcrows She's wearing a ring on both ring fingers. She doesn't wear them in most of the vlogs, I think it's just random accessorizing.

[mostdefinitelyamazed]

i love how heather's dad is looking at jewlery....hahah

[JollyMe08]

Heather I love you! I'm so sorry about your hamster...that's so horrible and scarring! *hughughug*

[jaleela]

You shouldn't feel that bad about the hamster Heather. There are far worse things that a man can do with a hamster & his butt.

[MagicalAndyVee]

Heather, your dad is sexy.

[MandiJanesPage08]

".. I was gunna say toast, but yeah pubic hair..?"

[chanthacic]

*Dad

[chanthacic]

The dada plays a taxi driver in L.A. Noire.

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

Wow..I'm NOT the only person who named their hampster Chucky?

[onceIpoopedmyself]

hey arent you on a toothpaste comercial

[ThePreppalicious]

Ya know what I have noticed? She seems to have gotten used to the way he talks. Like, when he says burnt pubic hair, or fucking the zombie maid. She laughs :) Usually she goes like, OHHH MYYY GOOOD DADDD! Haha.

[Desi1231]

"Zombies don't exist."

I SMELL COVER UP!!!!!

[305pride]

well your thanksgiving dinner example doesnt work with you guys because you are the undead. human rules arent the same as vampire rules

[harryknucles]

i think shes hot

[EmmaThePrincess]

Ooooh, poor hamster! Hahahaha, I'm sorry. But that was epic.

[naomipenfrost]

I LOVE the fact that Heather's dad watches JewelryTV all-the-fucking-time. It's epic.

[nonchalantd]

whoa...she really seemed angry at the end

[JTeamjesters]

lol zombies dont exist. Ha! just wait for the acopalypse now...lol XD

[pennamb]

I usually dont find potty humor funny but u really pulled it off

[legomexican]

aha anyone else see the kinect in the back?

[MegaloBlazemon]

How can vampires shit if they only "Drink" blood? And also, are you guys offensively cold? Like if someone grabbed your wrist would they be like "Ah ice cube!"? Plus, do you guys show up in mirrors?

[VeritasUnae]

@MegaloBlazemon ... They just explained in this very video that they eat the whole body. :/

[Jing737]

When they mentioned the hamster, and started talking about how it died, I cried from laughter. So disgusting yet so funny.

[quixgofar]

This is the BEST series! Luv Heather!!!

[KennedySimpson1996]

Heather, why were you in a Colgate comercial?

How were you out in the sunlight?

[deathkitten423]

O_o has no one seen Zombie America....they are real its a shame though they have to hide

[matthewshaffer]

Hilarious!

[danthemango]

Zombie-Americans are fine upstanding citizens and I find offence to some of the comments in this video

[finaltits]

I noticed you almost had a perfect "take " of this episode. Right at the end before the cut screen you had to splice it. LOL. I feel ya. I've made many recordings only to fail near the end. Very good, but I have seen funnier.. I'm not hating, I'm just saying some of the old episodes made me bust a gut. Your last 3 only made me smirk.

[SkreetGil]

Vampires do crest commercials, evidently.

[MoniqueorUnique]

EVERYONE , look at the expression on her dad's face when she mentions her hamster , Funny.

[ubershot33]

i killed your hamster with my shit. :|

[grandexandi]

Zombies do not exist? Who do you think watches reality TV and supports Sarah Palin?

[xdownagainx]

@grandexandi I thought those were "tools." But I guess Zombie's are Tools.

[DatMadBatgurl]

its an honest mistake

SHUT UP!

[wickedwizard22]

I love his face when she mentions her hamster. XD

[SuperCrazyladys]

ZOMBIES ARE REAL I REST MY CASE

[PaladinHero]

Hey, Heather, did you survive the Bubonic Plague? 'cause I got 12 inches of swinging Black Death for you to masticate any time you're ready!

[yukariminato]

i love these vidoes! ^_^ they always make me fall of my chair laughing!

[BMOCroc]

lol good episode

[CSfunnyas123]

congrats on 111 video

[ImNOTaFurryFaggot]

Every part? *smug look*

[midnafan132]

How ironic for our favorite vampire to star in a toothpaste commercial. You shoulda seen me get super excited when I saw her on the colgate commercial, my mother didnt know who the hell I was talking about.

[Sanguinis666]

@midnafan132 I did the same thing when i saw Wendy from Take180 in the best buy commercials, and no one had any idea who I was talking about....

[dresdenleo]

MORE VIDEOS!!! theres should be at least one a week! :D xx