Captain Wow sez STOP UWE BOLL!!! (vs. Boll: part one)

[resevil80]

WHAT? Your post makes very little sense....I understand people making movies without a budget or crew......thats hard, I get it...But guess what......Bolls not going anywhere, so you except that.....

[Spades2233]

Penis

[CaptainWow110]

Are we seriously turning this into a battle about my FACE?!? Unless you wanna fork over the money for plastics, shaddap. And honestly, why in the hell does everyone pick MY Uwe Boll video to bag on? Every other one on here gets godly praise. And "games players?" Jesus Christ, get a job. And does anyone outside of the 19th century still use the word "pissant?" I happen to be a filmmaker myself, so keep your "games playings" comments to yourself.

[danthysexypanda]

Get a job? I'm not the one making utterly redundant films on the internet loveydog. Have sone time on our hands do we?

Filmmaker? What have you worked on?

[CaptainWow110]

Well, there was the award-winning documentary called FUCK YOU!!!

[danthysexypanda]

Hahahaha! Excellent. You are well on the way to being the bext Michael Bay. You neck bearded spastic.

[CaptainWow110]

...there is not one hair on my neck.

[resevil80]

The Postal statement was a joke...The Tax Loop is CLOSED! You are the lose! Way to jump on the gay ass bangwagon! Your Great!

Pay the piper? Really....Imdb....look again....Your wrong about the highest rating. He only mentioned Metal Gear because someone sent him a script and said they worked for Konami....Postal kicked ass...Thanks and have a great day!

[Suda49]

I'm sorry but i really have nothing against Uwe Boll. He just one big band wagon everybody has jumped on.

Sure he's not that great, but he likes directing movies so lets allow him to fulfil his passion.......plus i think postal is fucking Genius. I was certainly more satisfied with postal than i was with that mess Indy 4, I film i had waited fucking years for, only to be pissed on by Lucas and Spielberg.

[danthysexypanda]

I hear you man.

I too am tired of unpleasant faced nerds thinking themselves bastions of decency by making anti-Boll videos. The guy makes films, that whilst mostly pap (apart from Postal, which absolves him completely in my eyes) are entertaining and has a great fucking sense of humour.

You know, there are people in the world more deserving of our ire. Banks, Gordon Brown. Religious fundamentalists.

But no. All the nerdies pick on a film maker. BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL BIG.

[tombraidertrailerman]

omg he thought he was gonna beat indy 4 at the box office? what a prick :P

[danthysexypanda]

Postal was brilliant though.

Also I like him because he pisses off pissant games players like yourselves.

He's a million times better than Michael Bay, and he's an utterly berserk character. I guarantee he'll be looked upon fondly in the future.

You have a deeply unpleasant face.

[Spearl007]

awe, some people actually like uwe, i didn't think it was possible, they obviously love watching shit drip out of asses, Fuck all lovers!!

[RDFF95]

Sorry but in my opinion Postal was the best movie depending on freedom.

And yet another redneck has to whine about it.

Postal The Movie FTW!

Fuck all haters!

[reach111]

..."best movie depending on freedom." what in the hell does that even mean? Do you have an owner?

And how do you justify calling me a redneck? Do I need to film my sister to show how not-pregnant she is? and by the way, This was made before postal was out. So, unless it's broken some record and is actually a GOOD Uwe Boll movie(even though according to rottentomatoes, metacritic, imdb and flixster it is definitely NOT), I'm pretty sure the "whining" is deserved. Oh, and fuck off.

[Spades2233]

Fuck all the haters?? YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT RDFF95 o my god how dare you call Captain Wow a redneck you fucking retard lets get a good look at you before you start running your mouth fucking homo ass bitch cock sucking Piece of shit!

[mikerstudios]

Hahahaah nice.

[ZombieBlaster]

Even if Uwe Boll beat the shit out of Michael Bay it would not make his movies better!!! Boll is just gaining publicity and making more stupid movies.

[JackJoseph00]

Im with you man, every movie bar none have been painful to watch

Most recently i watched 'In the name of the king' which was terrible given the cast he somehow managed to convince to star in it.

Anyway great video, well edited and well scripted, i hope you make more

[JOEFIXIT79]

dude u r funny as hell! that part at the end mocking boll!

[Thasickness]

Ha!! Hey wait a minute, I've seen this movie before...AND THEN I FLUSHED!!!

[johana77]

And we have...

ANOTHER IDIOT who provides free publicity for Boll.

Admit it.... you LOVE him!!!!!!!!

Geeks like you got me watching Boll's films in the 1st place.

[reach111]

Why the hell do you think I MADE this video? To get people watching his stuff, finding stuff out about him, and then hopefully following human instinct and... try to kill him. And why does everyone think that since I made a video about him, I'm somehow obsessed with him? Unless I'm obsessed in the same way HITLER was obsessed, I'm pretty sure I'm not smitten with this deutsch-bag.

[johana77]

You convinced me again, delusional idiot.

The day I think that hating a director is more important than having a life, is the day that I joint your group.

[Thasickness]

Ok, I can't take it anymore. It probably took him hmm...15 minutes to make this video. It was probably at a time during the day in which there was nothing else to do... And what exactly does "joint your group" mean? How 'bout you take a typing class in this "life" of yours.. And it is too bad that you can't hate a director AND have a life. Sounds like someone needs to learn to multi-task.

[reach111]

so, why is it that I can't make a three minute video and have a life at the same time, but you can follow every move of my vid and post comments on it and have a life at the same time? I think there's more to your little "joint" comment than meets the eye...

[johana77]

That depends on what's IN the video.

You want to go into filmmaking?

I guess a lot of directors wanna work with you after seeing this masterpiece.

[reach111]

I'M the director, sweetheart. I'm not interested in being in front of the camera. think of this as a blog.

[ssJonochi]

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FUCKING ANYTHING! xDDDDD

Other people just suck. They cant see your genious. <3333

CaptainWowFTW. o.O

[lesliemorris81]

Why do you say Far Cry is one of the worst movie known to man kind. It isnt even out yet? POSTAL just won the audience award at the Hoboken Film Festival. He also won the best director award. The stuff about Indy 4 was just pr to get people (like youself) talking about POSTAL. He never believed it would. As for the tax loop you have no idea what your talking about. He did fund several films thur a film fund The film fun worked

[lesliemorris81]

like this. Say you live in Germany and you make $300,000 a year. You have to pay about 1/3 in tax. So at the end of the year you will have $200,000. But there was a loop if you invest all your money in a film you will have to pay NOTHING in tax (I'm pretty sure but would have to double check that this only kicks if the movie make half its budget back). It was ment of German film maker like Boll but major hollywood managed to abused

[lesliemorris81]

it. Films like Lord of the Rings got funded thur it. So it got shut down. Oddly enough

Boll has been one of the few german film makers that have continues to make independent film since the closure of the fund. While Boll films bomb in the U.S. box office they do ok in the rest of the world. He most of his money in dvd/tv sale (this is were most films make there money back).

[lesliemorris81]

You said all the video games he makes are loosely based on video games. He has made 10 non video game films and 10 video movies. Thats hardly all. I think you need to do some research. Maybe one day you'll be able to think for yourself and stop following the masses.

[reach111]

I'm sorry, are you the guy's wife? Who are you to say what he was intending?

Take stuff literally much? His main focus is video-game based movies. When people think of Boll, they think of horribly-made video game adaptations. Three of which happen to be on IMDB's bottom 100 list.I'm not following the masses, I am PART of the masses. MASSES being the key word there. As in massive. If anyone wants to JOIN them, that's fine. As for the rest of your ridiculous complaints, I wish I could read them.

[reach111]

um, I said he was KNOWN for making mankind's worst films. And I'm pretty damned sure about what I'm talking about; I'm not just blowing steam. I've done my research. Please learn how to punctuate sentences, and then hold your breath until tomorrow.

(And have you SEEN the trailer for Far Cry? forgive me if history repeats itself. You can't teach a shitty director new movie-making skills.)

[madcreech]

reach111, you're disgusting.

[reach111]

madcreech, you're obnoxious.

[Phluxy]

lol stop fad whoring everyone into hating boll butthurt faggot

so what if you don't like his movies? Just don't watch them. I think you might be secretly obsessed with boll.

[reach111]

So what if you don't like this video? DON'T WATCH IT. I think you might be not-so-secretly annoying. If you agree with me about Boll, make a move. If you don't, stay out of our way.