I laughed so hard, i blew out my uteris. I actually laughed so hard, im HYSTERICALLY CRYING. I look like an emo kid that just found out dashboard confessional broke up. I have laughed SO HARD, that between how many tears I have produced, and how much I've pissed my pants, we could drown a whole scientologist church. So really, will you marry me?
I'm convinced that Kirby is actually the bad guy of the series.
Think about it, other than a few specific incidents, he pretty much just murders the shit out of people for the lulz.
Like Metaknight. He attacks his ship, kills all of his friends, destroys the most technologically advanced piece of equipment on the planet and otherwise ruins his life and the reason cited is...well, there is no reason.
This is one of those games where almost nobody seems to notice how violent it really is. By definition, Kirby is a cannibal who murders everything in his way through acts of brutality.
Such a horrible dispacable game. Kirby is the most disgusting unmerciful character I've ever seen He's a living, walking, little pink glob of that stuff that they make chicken nuggets from.
Attention all game developers,independent and mainstream,Kirby is taking control. All video game personages will be under his command! CALL IT...or else. KIA: Special Extracurricular Activity Department 2 Coaches RED and BLU(E) Surviving Citizens from Arboreal and Arnassi who came in search of a better life Obvious Foreman Numerous Global Defense Initiative and Brotherhood troops Elder Scrolls and Suidoken Townspeople I could not care less if I had to extend this list.
In middle school, me and my friend would often argue about who would win in a fight between sonic and kirby. I would always say sonic. Today I have been proven wrong.
Considering Kirby is some sort of amorphous, shape shifting, appearance stealing, cannibal beast from beyond the stars.. I think this video has it. Just what the fuck is Kirby anyway?
@Zikiel Its quite disturbing when you consider that kirby, a video game character for young children, is a being which can not only eat almost anything, but consume its innate ability and use it to kill other creatures en masse. He considers most of his enemies to be disposable power sources, and the only beings that are really, seriously threatening are boss monsters, who he still munches through with frightening speed. Kirby is the real villain of the story!
I lol at 1:41
Barbiegirl51able 1 hour ago
Lol!!!!
Barbiegirl51able 1 hour ago
This could be renamed to TRY TO WATCH THIS WITHOUT LAUGHING OR GRINNING
mysticaldragon8 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Someone needs to make a mod in which these are the actual sound effects.
RIGHT NOW.
Gastlis 2 months ago
I laughed so hard my head hurt and now I'm dizzy.
cagstoon 2 months ago
Oh lord dat Whilhelm scream at 2:10
nerdycub 3 months ago
I almost went deaf!
kirby762 3 months ago
2:36 i laughed so hard! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!
MrMoneyMan10 3 months ago
I laughed so hard, i blew out my uteris. I actually laughed so hard, im HYSTERICALLY CRYING. I look like an emo kid that just found out dashboard confessional broke up. I have laughed SO HARD, that between how many tears I have produced, and how much I've pissed my pants, we could drown a whole scientologist church. So really, will you marry me?
Heliosphan15 4 months ago
This is super funny.
KoopaFam21 4 months ago
1:38 - Was that Sonic?
InvaderZim897 4 months ago
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Are any of these screams from Bioshock? The frozen one sounded really familiar... as did some others.
Gastrophetes 5 months ago
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Gastrophetes 5 months ago
2:40 what kirby game is this?
HeartlessMaster64 6 months ago
@HeartlessMaster64 A game that was going to be released on the Gamecube, which fell through for whatever reason.
Gigacorn 5 months ago
@Gigacorn Although I believe, of that project, "Kirby Returns to Dream Land" is a revival of sorts.
InvaderZim897 4 months ago
HE'S THE SUPER TUFF PINK PUFF... bitch
SilverMoonDance1 6 months ago
Where did you find the sound effects?
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I'm convinced that Kirby is actually the bad guy of the series.
Think about it, other than a few specific incidents, he pretty much just murders the shit out of people for the lulz.
Like Metaknight. He attacks his ship, kills all of his friends, destroys the most technologically advanced piece of equipment on the planet and otherwise ruins his life and the reason cited is...well, there is no reason.
Kirby is just fucking crazy.
skullz291 6 months ago
GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NintendoRush33 6 months ago
Don't fuck with kirby, he will EAT yo ass up
Z3ldaMahBoi 7 months ago
YEAAAH! :D
Pouleeeeet 7 months ago
Holy shit.I just realized if kirby was real,he would be a fucking serial killer.
zeldafanful 7 months ago 4
@zeldafanful So would Mario?
MineSweeperXL 6 months ago
0:44 Kirby the Hedgehog?
DiscoGlacier 7 months ago
There's not much that can be added to the Marx soul's scream. XD
TerryTheAppleFox 7 months ago
HAHAHA!!!
Wickedwonka121 7 months ago
now i want this as an mod !
DrHeadshot101 7 months ago
GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
Nessthegreat 7 months ago
1:26 worst massage EVER
flyboy248 7 months ago
that is the most horrable thing i had ever seen
awesome video dude
FacelessDevlin 7 months ago
2:06 - Is that the Heavy screaming?
BlinkingBulbStudios 7 months ago 13
@BlinkingBulbStudios I was wondering the same thing, i think it is
Fsxace999 7 months ago
@Fsxace999 Like, high-pitched.
BlinkingBulbStudios 7 months ago
@BlinkingBulbStudios I'm sure it is, just more high-pitched (obviously).
The0HN0ES 7 months ago
@BlinkingBulbStudios At 2:01 you can hear the scout too.
Firebrand101 3 weeks ago
This is one of those games where almost nobody seems to notice how violent it really is. By definition, Kirby is a cannibal who murders everything in his way through acts of brutality.
WMan37 7 months ago
These games are so cute and innocent.
MrLukke15 7 months ago
2:40 was my favourite
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!
Louis voices :D
1goldenguy1 7 months ago 6
This has the potential to be so much more morbid.
BaillieMinecraft 7 months ago
So much blood!
FrenchyToastyy 7 months ago
at 2:08 I think that is heavys death scream from tf2
Fsxace999 7 months ago
@Fsxace999 pootis
JustinTbeast 7 months ago
RATED M FOR MANLY!
Mephaistus 7 months ago
NO kirby, You are the monster.
fur911 7 months ago
Kirby Adventures: Rated M for Mature
BloodyGrovyle 7 months ago
...
that looks like a fun game....
AMaplestoryFan 7 months ago
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AMaplestoryFan 7 months ago
I reconginse some of the sounds from Battlefield 2, L4D, HL2, and TF2, but other than that I have no idea where he gets these sounds.
BoBakkenLives 8 months ago
2:06-2:08 Sounds like pitch-shifted Heavy from TF2.
kk45727remake 8 months ago
I wish there was an option to use these sound effects in Kirby games.
MKMurmur 8 months ago
Oh god, Marx has the scariest scream in the galaxy.... o.o
AZNShinobi247 8 months ago
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ericsorlim 8 months ago
at around 1:59 I had completely lost all sense of reality...*EXPLOSION* WUAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Roxas42124 10 months ago
Rated E for Everyone
vera881 11 months ago 6
I like haw at 2:43 you make up pretend boss screams, but you keep Marx's souls scream!
SuperCowhead99 1 year ago 35
I'd play an edit like this
meeps4tetris 1 year ago 4
Dude... I fucking love you.
ardepapi42 1 year ago 2
ROFLCOPTORZ
UltimateGamer3500 1 year ago
oh god
do more
ThisIsACoolGuy 1 year ago
EPIC
aracdboy1 1 year ago
Oh my holy christ my lungs XD
KatlikeRider 1 year ago
1:59 is mindfuck 0.0
palkiasv 1 year ago
awesome sauce
MarbleScratch 1 year ago
i still wish it had a better title
SmashLiXs 1 year ago
I fricken love kirby :P
Suisei 1 year ago
I saw 16 bit.
Kevinskie555 1 year ago
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2Wings2nPholo 1 year ago
2:41 link please:3
superyoshi80 1 year ago
holy sh!t....
2Wings2nPholo 1 year ago
1:57 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
akakiki4111 1 year ago
13 people will be mauled by Kirby.
theannoyingbird 1 year ago
2:40
go watch it
Manacute1099 1 year ago
And people say TODAY'S video games are violent...
TellKenzine 1 year ago
I don't like kirby either, but if you're going to make a hate video about it, then at least censor the title or exclude obscenities.
Zorro9129 1 year ago
@Zorro9129 I don't think this is as much a hate video as it is a joke video.
Faptcha 1 year ago
If Kirby swallows chuck Norris we will all die
MegaWillzilla 1 year ago
What was the name of that 3D Kirby game
MegaWillzilla 1 year ago
@MegaWillzilla One its Kirby 64, and the other its a Kirby project for wii but now but was canceled
LeeSamaFan1Byr 1 year ago
1000th LIKEASODE!
manfandan 1 year ago
2:50 scared the fucking shit out of me, my volume was up full blast too O_O
hiimjenki2 1 year ago
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF ME
pontus231 1 year ago
Probably my favorite video on YouTube.
wavelength121 1 year ago 61
@2:39 was the best! XD
ThatGuyInTheBasement 1 year ago
Rofl, dramatic 0!
ThatGuyInTheBasement 1 year ago
kirby doesnt even knw what he does xD, hes so innocent yet powerful... imagine him going (more?) evil.
WnMalo 1 year ago
@WnMalo I had this theroy that one day, when he reaches full potential...
...he will become a GOD.
geekgo4 1 year ago
Let's not forget that Kirby CRUSHES the enemy's body into a ball in Epic Yarn!
BooCwis 1 year ago
Wow. this goes against ALL my opinions (except about the Eldritch bosses)
Ragneos 1 year ago
I will never think of Kirby like Ive thought of him before ever again.....
ChEeSyXAssAssIN 1 year ago
....well when you put it like that...then ya....its that bad....
jamesfelix303 1 year ago
Such a horrible dispacable game. Kirby is the most disgusting unmerciful character I've ever seen He's a living, walking, little pink glob of that stuff that they make chicken nuggets from.
freelancepimp 1 year ago
hehe i didnt understand the end
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GET IT OUT ME GET IT OUT ME *BAFF* xD awsome
MrKratos50001 1 year ago
AHHHH GET IT OUT ME *BAFF* xD awsome
MrKratos50001 1 year ago
2:49 is unedited.
Millennia0007 1 year ago
THIS IS INSANELY AWESOME
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isarayoyhg 1 year ago
Kirby wins! Brutality!
geno344 1 year ago
jaw droped on everything
yosh617 1 year ago
and thats why everybody LOVES KIRBY! :D
layger7 1 year ago
i fan of kirby is fun video xDDDDDDDDDD
KirbyKonata1 1 year ago
Kirby, your mission is clear. You must destroy everything.
TellKenzine 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHA NEVER BETTER!!!!!
monkeyzemo 1 year ago
O_o
Turtledude212 1 year ago
I lol'd at the unedited Marx.
AlbinoChao 1 year ago
yessssssssssssssssssssss
TheRealKeith77 1 year ago
I somehow knew the Marx and Zero deaths would be in this one.
Shadowmancer8 1 year ago
GET IT OFF MY GET IT OFF ME!!!! 2:38
PHAILARTIST 1 year ago 2
Sp0UtDuDe03 1 year ago
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Sp0UtDuDe03 1 year ago
2:02 lol scout
zonic14game 1 year ago
OMG O_o 2:11
TheSilverfan271 1 year ago
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luisgsantos21 1 year ago
1:40 DAMN
ludwigkoopa77X 1 year ago
no fucks with kirby, kirby will kill those people that hit the dislike button
ludwigkoopa77X 1 year ago
Kirby is the pink god of War and Eating, Kirby is as powerful as the amount of food he eats.
Hyzoran 1 year ago
1:39
You got (ice) Rick-Rolled!
Manacute1099 1 year ago
what the fuck
ROUGEBLOCK 1 year ago
Kirby can kick sonics ass
DaddyWalrusguy 1 year ago
And yet he's still regarded as a hero by the denizens of Dreamland.
Fireshock20 1 year ago
@Fireshock20 No he's not. They hardly care.
geekgo4 1 year ago
@geekgo4 At the end of Kirby's Dreamland and Spring Breeze there's a big crowd of them cheering for Kirby.
Fireshock20 1 year ago
I'm still alive... >=D
ItsReallyMeKirby 1 year ago
Its funny how the Marx scream is actually from the game, as many people have already stated, lol.
Hyzoran 1 year ago
;_;
OneManDoomsday 1 year ago
All Kirby games should be like this, because it really describes his personality.
Cheetah1251 1 year ago
Which game is it with the eyeball thing? Also, you should make an updated version of this once Epic Yarn comes out.
TheRealBurninator 1 year ago
Kirby uncut.
wario2255 1 year ago
FUNNYEST SHIT EVER ON YOUTUBE
pontus231 1 year ago
what was the kirby game starting at 2:40
AirTylerFilms 1 year ago
lol wtf is kirby..
DhocksGamingCentral 1 year ago
@DhocksGamingCentral Only The Greatest Video Game Character Of All Time.
EliqueStudios 1 year ago
good luck meta knight.......
MrDanios2 1 year ago
GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
s3rris 1 year ago 2
Poor Zero's death was particularly gruesome.
IMMADARKMATTER 1 year ago
Kirby is cute, but deadly. And this video proves it.
fugleman71 1 year ago
In middle school, me and my friend would often argue about who would win in a fight between sonic and kirby. I would always say sonic. Today I have been proven wrong.
Psykotto 1 year ago 4
Kirby reminds me of Majin Buu :D.
kinnikuchu 1 year ago 21
@kinnikuchu Majin Buu was probably based on Kirby.
sadib100 1 year ago
XD LOUIS!
MrNiconiconico 1 year ago
Considering Kirby is some sort of amorphous, shape shifting, appearance stealing, cannibal beast from beyond the stars.. I think this video has it. Just what the fuck is Kirby anyway?
Zikiel 1 year ago
@Zikiel Its quite disturbing when you consider that kirby, a video game character for young children, is a being which can not only eat almost anything, but consume its innate ability and use it to kill other creatures en masse. He considers most of his enemies to be disposable power sources, and the only beings that are really, seriously threatening are boss monsters, who he still munches through with frightening speed. Kirby is the real villain of the story!
TheJamesrocket 1 year ago
yup kirby is a monster
chicobestia123 1 year ago
It does not think. It does not reason. It only....eats.
ricecakezop 1 year ago
my god! He's on a rampage! Someone stop him quickly!
freaks173 1 year ago
Zero is possibly the most fucked up boss I've ever beaten, save Giygas.
Jolt4 1 year ago
loololololololololololololol WIN
fishdude333 1 year ago
Oh, and why didn't you add the fact that he BROKE THE FUCKING PLANET IN HALF?!!!
Kirby really is a monster...
NarutoKirby165 1 year ago
...best... video... in existence...
NarutoKirby165 1 year ago
Kirby with stock screams is indeed disturbing!
artman40 1 year ago
the sad part is its true
USBYDProductions 1 year ago
kirby should seriously stop killing people >_>
Dagg215 1 year ago
I'm getting so nonstalgic now (':
But this video made me realize how fknig scary kirby would be if it existed.
Fangskull666 1 year ago 2
poor waddle doo..... 2:38-2:42!?!?!?!??!?
hi2anyone 1 year ago
never thought of it like that.
Kingydumboeene 1 year ago
You don't fuck with kirby.
supermariofan546 1 year ago 11
Where does the scream that starts at 2:04 come from? It's a very funny sounding scream to me.
TheFallenAngel407 1 year ago
5/5 and favorited
CaptainPichu 1 year ago
OMG!!!
Danny902101 1 year ago
LOL
pliterallyh 1 year ago
2:10 ... I... don't remember that one...
CervarianMusic 2 years ago
I note, that the Marx Soul scream is actually untampered with...
TerryTheAppleFox 2 years ago 21
@TerryTheAppleFox
Then tamper with it.
Manacute1099 1 year ago
This has to be the most graphic game series in existance, more so than the Mario Bros.
Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Bioshock. Those games are nothing compared to the gut wrenching horror of the original video games.
Psythr666 2 years ago
People always complain about Zero bleeding when it's iris comes out.
Obviously, they're ignoring the rest of the series.
ThePoltergust5000 2 years ago 14
LOL just L.O.L.!
Jeatkid 2 years ago
Fucking awesome.
Jack1790849915 2 years ago
OH MAH GAWSH!!! XDDDDDDD
You win epicly! Especially for throwing in Marx's soul's ear rape scream XD
luvkirby4ever 2 years ago
@luvkirby4ever
OMG that scream was unbelievable
Heliosphan15 2 years ago
i don't know how i lived without 15 dramatic cues and hit and run, thanks for the link
zeldalink78 2 years ago
This is truly a wonder spiritual sequel to 8-bit gratuity.
chosentonessournotes 2 years ago
2:39 to bad that game never came out.......
itselguapo 2 years ago
get it off me! get it off me!
relonation 2 years ago
I'll get it off *punches you and it explodes*
itselguapo 2 years ago
At the beginning that was a Desert punk reference XD
itselguapo 2 years ago