Cradle of Filth Interpretation "Chew Through Loo Door"

[Listania]

Boom boom boom yeah BIATCH! lmfao

[clarebyard1]

5 stars m8 i luvd the vid and the song 5 stars m8

[DarknessIncarnate02]

This is cradle of filth. Quit the shit with your gay genres..who gives a fuck. It's music

[DistantJ]

Exactly. If everything is a genre, nobody would innovate! Gotta stop putting fucking labels on everything.

[Bobnumerotres]

ROFLMFAO. The gay sex was a bit unnecessary. 5 stars all in all.

[ShastaPwns]

CoF Sucks ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[vegemitegrrl]

LMAO well done

[xx837]

haha good ones

[molinmolinmolin]

yknow that was going so well, it was really accurate, but then you had to ruin it with the gay sex picture... lol

[whorebitchfuckerass]

Lmao. this too funny. But I am a fan. I always did the same thing when listening. However his real writing is amazing and his best... Not to be confused with Paul who has written the past few albums.

[jasonxxx102]

dear god you cant uderstand a word they are saying they are the worst band I have EVER heard.

[klaran]

you clearly don't understand what black metal is about. :'(

[Corpsegrounded]

you clearly don't understand what black metal is, if your referring to COF as black metal :)

[ShastaPwns]

This isn't black metal, at all.

This is fag gothic metal.

[RevengeofGothzilla]

This isn't gothic metal. I should know, I'm a goth.

These are the sounds gay furries make during sex.

[ShastaPwns]

This is keyboard driven symphonic/gothic metal.

aka gay shit

[Thefilthyblood]

@RevengeofGothzilla Real Goths have nothing to do with metal. I should know, you are a mall kid.

[Crissy1838]

then why, oh why, did you search for it then?

[DistantJ]

Trust me, there's much worse out there.

[Corpsegrounded]

such as Waking the cadaver

[Whist75]

Dumb tits are for chaos theories! Thought I was going to pass out, I was laughing so hard.

[GBazillionStudios]

Hahaa I'm a cradle of filth fan but this is really funny

[makeeverythingdie]

HAHA, i laughed my head off at the *biath* part...

awesome!

[oldmanschild556]

Chthulhu Dawn" ?

It's Cthulu Dawn m8

[DistantJ]

I wrote it the way it was spelled on the CD.

[oldmanschild556]

lol you read it wrong man =P

It's Cthulu

or Kthulu

people call him different

[DistantJ]

The back of the CD says Cthulhu.

[whorebitchfuckerass]

Cthulhu. No he was right.

[micmac274]

@oldmanschild556 and everyone else worrying about this: none of them are the real spelling, which would make you go hideously insane! : ) It's a stupid thing to argue about, since it's meant to be transliterated arabic.

[nerfgunn]

10 points for rosie and e honda!

[fireninjaxxx]

perfect.

[Mivalekan]

These interpretations aren't as funny when you know the real lyrics to the song. :(

[TheRealGasMan]

I know all the words to Cthulhu Dawn and your totally right..

[gothickun]

I know the Cthulhu Dawn lyrics, and I think you're wrong.

[DistantJ]

XD D'oh! So I am!

[stevenrent]

that was funny

[tomcradleboy]

dude amazing but you no what would be better..... make it longer that would be sweet

[L7WEEINER]

HAHAHH that was super duper alice cooper cool!

[hissingmalcontent]

Haha. The moon from Majoras Mask!!

[CitricSavage]

fuckin perfect lol

[MICHAELLEEKLINE]

lol omg so good

[baptizedinalcohol]

CHEW THROUGH LOO DOOR!!!

[watermelonspark]

That is so freaking great. I think my favorite is "Youre the ginger boy that cheats us on the train" lol

[psychoflippy]

...why is it only 1:38 long?

[DistantJ]

Not good enough for you?

[ZeldaNox]

XDD This is how a lot of metal songs sound to me...

[Uxoriouswidow]

"That's impossible" was brilliant. It sounded like danny was genuinely frustrated about the optical illusion.

[zammolxis]

Fucking awesome

[crazimmlvr666]

hahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH

yay

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

that was pretty fuckin funny haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[Drewha696]

LMAO!!!! I laughed so hard it made me cry. Awesome job on the vid.

[ditman100101]

Now whenever i listen to the song it actually sounds like he's singing this stuff!!

[jackintheboxwithagun]

lmao that was awsome

boom

boom

boom

yeah

Biatch!!

[OhLookBirdies]

Haha, one of the best of these I've seen.

[TheTruth007]

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

YEAH

BIATCH!!!

this sets the standard for metal interpretations.

[Orgasmmissbrukare]

Lol "Chew through loo door" :D

[DirThboi]

bahaha, i love cof and this is great

[Redleaves]

Dumb tits are for chaos theories!!!! ahaha hope to here more from you, your good!

[GuyverOne]

LOL! That's great man, I love this stuff. I've gotta do some of these sometime.

[FallenMessiah]

That was wicked...you admit that there's a plumber tree gone haha!!

[SechMolinari]

Totally awesome! The funniest alternative lyrics video I've seen since creating my own :) Rock on!

[SechMolinari]

Absolutely bloody superb work! There's something about Cradle that makes them so great to create alternative lyrics for, and yours were spot on. One of the funniest I've seen since making my own :)

[smindas]

That was genius. Nice job.