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  • lol dude too crazy but i slick believed it for a sec

  • The sad part is all the people getting pissed off that got fooled and thought this was srs

  • Lmfao I hate kids like you.

  • FUACK MAN 70lbs BENCH PRESS MY 1.R.M. IS ONLY 5lbs MAN YOU MUST HOLD SOME RECORDS MAN!

  • LMFAO WTF? is this a joke?

  • this is bullshit right?

  • Hahahaha! You're weak as shit! Even after getting on the juice!

  • yeah im 14 and i havent juiced.. i was doing more than you when i started when i was 13... and im bigger than you.... what a freak

  • this should be on fail blog hahahaha

  • what a piece of shit

  • guys come on no way this is real even if his diet sucked complete ass he would have still gained 10 times more muscle then this if he was juicing for 1 year or what ever he claimed it's obvious he is just trolling

  • Dude you got a boner at 0:55

  • Not sure if serious

  • Oh shit real life Jimmy Struthers.. Lol

    This can't be real.

  • the only pump you got was a boner you gay

  • lol wtf was that? back when i first started, i gained more mass than him in 3 months than he did by ``juicing`` for a year. i can barely tell the difference between the pics

  • @coolbones so fuckin truth, and i cant say i have awesome genetics like this character claims.

  • notsureiftroll.jpg

  • i agree this kid didnt juice at all when i did my bench went to 225 to 315 in two weeks

  • the part where he says what his lifts are totally give away the troll job.

    I actually bought it at first too... but this kid didnt really juice, and the maker of this video isn't really this kid

  • You really need to eat alot better. With juice if you were training properly and eating right you should have gained with a normal cycle 10-20 lbs, and you bench should be well over 100 lbs. Eat right and train properly and you will gain alot more

  • dude you are a fucking pussy almost a year after you looked no different from when you took your first picture, your a faggot and you probably started taking roids because you got picked on at school, and you only mentioned hair loss because your nuts shrank so much they're almost nonexistant. you are a bitch dude go get beat up faggot

  • Holy shit your huge man, whats ur secret?

  • is this real life?

  • this video is clearly a joke and should be taken as one. if you don't see that, you're fucking retarded.

  • hahaha wtf is this :D

    @damianhabana yeah, was thinking its about rühl, too :D

  • i thought it was markus ruhl lol

  • WTF !! Transformation !! Thats more like Starvation .. lol

    Define Transformation dude

  • Im 12 and what is this

  • @stev0848 im 20 and.. wait what?

  • is this real life?

  • you r such a loser!.. shithead

  • He is obviously joking about this

  • Is this shit fuckin' serious? Oh my god.

    Also, this song needs to be banned.

  • Umm ... I'll say something uplifting first. Keep it up! Okay, now for the downlifting... I don't think you gained much there. Sorry to burst your bubble.

  • is this shit real?

  • juice?

  • this made me lol hard

  • well done! that is... I hope this is a satire :)

  • Strong fail !!!

  • lol hair loss...

  • Completely embarrassing, not only you look the same but you brag about having great genetics

    with great genetics and steroids you pack on a massive ton of muscle, thats not what happened 2 u

    clearly the juice didn't help u, make sure you are more responsible next time and you know what you are doing and what you are taking

  • nigga you popped a boner haha faget

  • SAD SAD SAAAAAAD !!! made more gains in my first week !!! without any juice,awsome genetics !!! yeah for a yorkshire terrier

  • hahaha douchebag

  • dumb fucking morons got trolled

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    THIS VIDEO! i have never laughed and be such ashamed of the male race !

    LOLS! some people should NOT have acces to internet!

    " dont be jealoux i have awesome genetics "

    That you can curl 8 kilo dumbells? ROFL!!

    AHAHAHHAHAHA :D

  • You're fucking RIPPED as hell. Look at those jacked fibraz. I am DEFINITELY admirin gains. I mean, he's already curling 24lb dumbbells, and benching 70... That's fucking IMPRESSIVE. And to top it all off, he's a massive 120 pounds. Why, I'm willing to bet you'll be Mr. Olympia in the next 3 years. Just keep taking dat der cell-tech and you'll be bigger than Ronnie Coleman.

    wait wut

  • hahahah this has to be a joke fkn hilarious....

  • u need another plan, u will b a 10 st baldy. Nice boner at 0.58

  • This is ur progress with juice??

    U must be drinkin orang juice then i gues...

    Remove this stop embarrassing till u reli get sum results dude!

  • i have just been on the gym in 1 month and i benkpress 65kg :P (Im 14

  • markus seriously remove this video, it looks like there is no change at all. ur weight 9stone=57kg you would be better doing chin ups haha. my neighbors 10 year old uses 20kg to warm up haha

  • change your gym!

  • hahaha xP

  • Looser!!

  • muscle??? i don't see any muscle in this video...

  • LMAO, obviously a joke, couldn't be anything else!!!

  • doing a pushup would probably work your chest more than benching 32kgs

  • hahahahahah i could lift a 11 kg dumbell with my dick lol

  • completely worthless

  • weeeeeeaaaaakkkkkk!!!! is this for real?!!! now when you talk about "juice" are you sure it's not hawaiian punch? what a worthless video

  • HAHAHAHA,your funny.You look like shit

  • have you reached puberty yet?

  • this dude is definitly the next arnold schwartzneggar

  • holy fuck, how come u didnt audition for the wolverine role for the movie?

  • hahaha

  • lol you get on dat der celtech brah?!

  • damn u benched 32 kg, ur probably the strongest guy on earth lol, u took roids for nothin dude...

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  • WTF???

  • wow what a surprise the steroids didnt do anything haha stupid weak bitch

  • Dude you fail hard brah, you fail hard

  • wow hes HUGE, he should be a bear wrestler.... no wait, they should use him to put down elephants

  • For the ppl who didn't get the video this line should say it all:

    "Don't be jealous on my gains I just have awesome genetics"

  • Not so impressive considering you're juicin

  • I just benched 20 lb thanks to your advice. thanks man!!

    In b4 cliveceps

  • damn this guy is jacked as fuk

  • what kind of juice was he taking? orange juice?

  • in b4 clive

  • Everyone could accomplish your final physique in 1 simple step.

    1 - Stop eating

  • fecalpheliac

  • LOL!@@@@@@!@!@!@

    GTFO u failed phaggot

    U have no genetics

    u cant lift for shit

    go die

    ?????

    Profit

  • Cool story Hansel

  • LOL!

  • I thinks it's only a joke, or maybe he's realy dumb ;D

  • the juice really gave me the pump i needed, people say i am a joke (lol) but it just makes me push harder, gosh if only you could make yourself look like more of a faggot buddy

  • Weak bulk son.

  • lol this is fucking hilarious

    i actually lol'd IRL

  • Please tell me this is a joke. I was watching the movie with both hands facepalming my face. And when you said you were juicing i though id see a miracle. What did you gain? Like 3 lbs? And no way someone's max bench can be 70lbs. Thats a total joke

  • youve got to be kidding me!

  • hes jokin isnt he ?

  • hahahahaha your still a we weak bitch

  • AHAHAHA your comment made me lol

  • no wonder lololol

    skinny dweeb

    he is built like the side of a piece of paper haha

  • dude your video sucked! you didnt gain anything not even after taking roids you idiot!

  • ridiculous

  • You look like shit and gained nothing. You're still weak as fuk and look like you have an eating disorder. To think you took juice, is a disgrace to steroids. Holy shit you're the most pathetic person I've ever seen

  • hahaha what a joke

  • repped

  • cover your mouth with your hand

    make a wish

    close your hand

    hold your hand at your heart for 5 seconds

    send to 3 videos

    it actually worked

    you will find $200 in cash

    your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out

  • lol jokes

  • Not trying to knock you but i was benching 80kg at age 14-15

  • fai pena

  • yeah.

    i think this whole vid, which is stupid in a good way, is all sarcasim

  • ha, ha nice one kid, i look the same way doing 12 once curls and 2 liter gravity hits. when you say juice, do you mean apple or orange? really though if you have to do roids you really ought to try another extra curiccular activity.

  • i dont think this dude juiced?

  • l0l?

  • Wow man you're huge. been takin cell tech huh? i can see that. keep up teh good work dave man.

  • u mad I warm up with ur max bench press ?

  • Seriously... he made the mistake and may look great, but at the cost of what?

    lal wot

  • hoooge broski! On dat dere celltech?

  • LOL @ 24-pound dumbbell curl and 70-pound bench... you're obviously trolling, man. You cannot be serious. I can't even fucking BELIEVE that you used juice, and you still look like that. Here's a tip: teh roidz only increase muscle mass and strength if you work out and work out HARD.

    If you aren't trolling, you are the biggest fucking joke ever.

  • way too big

  • you're huge brah,it's obvious you're not natural

  • shit !!

  • hahahahaha epic....

  • WOW, it took you over a year to curl 7 more lbs? I think a normal person could accomplish that just by jerking off once a day for a year. Looks like you wasted your fucking time.

  • This has to be a joke.

  • most people will say fail....just keep it up maybe u should try gaining weight

  • HAHA!

  • Was this a joke or is it actually a serious video (because if it's serious that's just pathetic).

    LOL at his reverse v-taper.

    The apple juice isn't doing much - try steroids.

  • a new record in guiness.

    most pussy man in the world.. zzz

  • do you bench 70lbs for reps or is it your max? cuz even though your pretty skinny you should max out at more than 70lbs. like get at least around 120lbs. keep training.

  • I'd like to make some comments about your Fail Transformation... But I'm just gonna say that you're a troll.

  • This cannot be serious. Are you serious??? lol

  • dude im 16 and i cand bench 255 squat 350 and deadlift 320....2 me ur a pussy

  • big deal

  • hahaha wow my db curl is 70's in sets of 5 bench is 300 my squat is 465 and my dead lift is 450 only cause i have bad form on it though

  • is this a joke?

    i could curl 110 pounds lmao

    bench 260

    dead lift 350

    sqaut 420

    never touched juice in my life.. lmao dude thats weak gains for someone who juices.

  • you are full of shit, unless you just started deadlifting yesterday, it will not be 70 pounds under your squat, good try though fgt.

    Markus - you fuckin fail at life

  • wow. gain to just over half your weight in bench? that must be a new world record!!!! omg i am sooo impressed!!!

    you didnt really gain much over a few months. "juicin" didnt do shit for you. from jan to nov you gained from 44lbs to 70? dude come on. thats tiny.

    and your body still sucks. next time you make a video, show some real results and quit being a pussy faggot.

  • Wow, even on roids you look like a piece of shit, that has to be some sort of record! GJDM!

  • HAHAHAHAHHAA

  • I can curl more with my wang

  • lmao you fail at life, please die

  • I bet bitches crawk over your jacked and tan body.....LOL

  • btw you need muscle for a pump, lol.

  • Lol wtf, is this a joke?

  • This whole video defines epic fail.

    11kg dumbbell curl? That's so pussy it's unreal.

    32kg bench? Again, pussy as fuck. Brag when you can bench 1.5x your own bodyweight.

    All in all, you, sir, are a twat.

  • Wow your a faggot.

  • Ive been in the gym for like 3 months with no roids, and I am way bigger than you...

    24lb dumbell curl, thats fucking terrible, my mom can do that.

    Failure

  • GTFO HOMO

    goddamnit

  • lmfao omg

  • do you evn know the SERMs? or what a pct is?

    get off the juice

  • Wow dude you should write a book, you must have gained at least 7 lbs on that cycle right?

  • When you say juice, did you mean orange or grape?

  • hahahahah you fucking faggot

    even with the help of gear you have fucking 12 inch arms

    hang yourself cunt

  • if you werent growing one of two things was wrong the diet or the workout or both

    i've known and trained a lot of teenagers 16-19 yr old kids with FAR more size and definition than you think you accomplished and they never juiced

    you got lazy plain and simple. and adding steroids so early in your growth was incredibly stupid, YOU are one of the many reasons why people see steroids as wrong when people do things the wrong way it makes the rest of bbers who do things the right way look bad

  • negged

  • i lold f***ing hard

  • Dumbell curl 11kg XD when i started i could do 18kg at least...Mate your doing something wrong

  • This is a joke, I hope.

  • Wait, where's DTF at? Has he seen the thread about his scandal, yet?

  • HAHAHAH oh god....

  • LMFAO....youre funny brah..negged

  • Oh wow, you're still a skinny weak ass faggot haha. Excellent.

  • I think i speak for everyone here when i say:

    Steroids, your doing it WRONG

  • Shit music.

  • your joking with this shit right?

  • i don't think you have so good genetics i gain 40lbs muscles at 1,5 years

  • transformation my ass. ur still a pussihole. i got more muscle on my dik than you. and u say my form is bad LMAO. LOOK AT YOU YOU PATHETIC LITTLE PEICE OF SHIT.xx

  • taking juice apple never give you some muscl you need going at the gym budy

    (this video is a fucking joke)

  • IM BAAAAAAACK and it seems ur video is still on youtube. have u moved from a 70 pound benchpress to a 75? or will u get crushed under that weight?

  • dude sorry to be mean but 11kg on dumbell press is crap and u did it after a year

  • you dont need juice... I went from 135x3 for bench to 135x15, possibly more (Im a 15 year old asian) and I curl 40 lb each hand for 8 reps

  • dont worry, the only juice the guy in the vid was talking about was apple juice

  • LOL now I read that Again, I sound like a Bench and curl dude... BTW my squat is 270 ish max and my Dead Lift is 275x3 (no belt)