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Chris Crocker is a genius.
I respectfully submit: 28,303,209 views (currently) to Lewis Black's 18,015 (or my 3,110 and 105 for two vids that took months to produce), and all Crocker did was point a camera at himself and cry over a woman he didn't even know—although I'm sure he's been introduced to her by now.
It took him less than three minutes, and BANG! He's an instant celebrity with job offers, famous people imitating him and prospective lovers shouldering each other aside.
That was the point, because Chris Crocker sounded like a young, spoiled woman (I'm being generous with the concept of "woman" here), so logically an older guy parodying Crocker should sound hysterical like he did.
My legs arent located in my ass so I'm really not worried about that. Well that and the fact that I dont engage in homosexual acts. But thanks for being sexually attracted to me man. I really appreciate it.
If you had a friend that believed that a purple striped elephant(PSE) lived on Zorron, you would try to help them see their delusion, especially if they think everything they did and thought, was controlled by this PSE. But deep in their heart/spirit/soul(nonexistent) they knew the PSE was omnipotent, omniscient, etc, then you would try to point out that they are delusional and should drop the whole thing. Sky-daddy worship is no different. Non testable, nonproveable, failed hypothesis. Simple
LOL.... so are you saying that Darwin's theory of evolution is the declared consensus of science? That no other possible theory could began to explain man kinds existence?
If you have even a single hypothesis that you have worked on and it refutes the ToE, please let the Nobel committee know. They have a big prize waiting.
"other possible theory" shows me you don't understand the word or the process. To be able to dethrone the ToE, you would need strong evidence that essentially shows over 250,000 proven hypotheses(retested and published in support of ToE, which is now close to 100 yrs old with nothing yet to refute it.
"if it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down. To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I confess, absurd in the highest degree.
sax, I do laugh at myself, everyday as a matter of fact. I'm a funny person, I love to laugh, but mostly because while I may or may not, be as smart as you are, I am honest with myself and that makes me smart enough to know that "I don't know how it all began"!! And truth be told, you don't either.
For the sake of argument, let us say that somehow, even in the face of these impossible odds, the first
cell could have formed, and over time developed into all the various biological organisms that now populate the earth. Even Darwin assumed that we would eventually find a substantial record of such evolution among the millions
of fossils uncovered in the 130+ years of searching. In his own words: The number of links between all living and extinct species would be inconceivably great.
I'm sorry Mr. Black, I cannot leave Huck alone. He is the perfect example of a totally delusional xtian prick who won't listen to reason or sense. He needs to go back to preaching to his flock. If he had made it to the WH, I would have been on a plane with my family, flying out of here to a more sane, theocratic country like Iran or Saudi Arabia, where they 'love' their women and make them cover up their bodies so that we don't rape them. Also, I hear that they have us by the balls(oil!!)
Hold on, wait a second.You're saying if a prick who won't listen to reason or sense made it into the whitehouse you'd leave the U.S.?Then why didn't you leave 8 years ago?
I moved here in 01 from Canada. The South no less, where churches outnumber any other buildings on the main streets. It was a difficult decision to come here with Dubya at the helm. I figured that he would be ousted in 04. Not.
As a scientist and teacher, I am elated that he is finally back in Texas and not able to screw with federal policy and keep us back scientifically. Lots of champagne bottles were uncorked in November 08 across the US, especially in labs.
How much of a looser must you be, to be forced to leave the beautiful Canadian country side and be relegated to teaching science to a bunch of dumb God fearing southerners.?? It's like "I know this stick is gonna hurt but I'm stickin it in my eye anyway"........Putz....
The road goes back to Canada. Leave you stupid fuckin jackass, !!!
First of all, we were not forced to leave. We chose to leave because of weather. Second, we have lived here before and have wonderful friends to enjoy.
Thanks for the nice post. I felt the love. Hit me again.
First of all, if you CHOSE to leave, and weren't forced, quit you bitchin'!
Second, as a southerner, one that has lived on three continents, 11 different countries, and 12 different states, I came back here because of the people you so arrogantly try to insult with your comment. They are God fearing and know why. Leave them alone, or as I think it was your Mother countrymen (British) that coined the phrase "Go home Yank"...we don't need ya down here. Arrogance isn't welcome anywhere!
Let's all celebrate that Huck didn't arrive in the WH to lead anyone. My position stands and cannot be defended to the contrary, anyone in a position of leadership cannot be delusional. That's dangerous. Look what the Bushs did with our country with their wacko level of religiosity. Many of my closest friends are delusional but just don't think about it. If they looked into the whole stance, they would clearly see that it fits the definition of delusional. Look it up, religion fits well.
Why is it so important that you and those like you feel the absolute NEED to enlighten the world to what YOU think is right?
The theory of evolution has far more holes in it than (hell, pick one) almost every religious theory and yet you and those like you will almost fight someone to tell them how stupid they are. And do it with all the passion and self-righteousness of any preacher I have ever seen. Is it not enough to live and let live. Or believe and let believe as it were?
I'm not trying to enlighten, just point folks in the direction that they need to take, ie. read some nonfiction for once and learn that holy books are not explanatory of our world. Science and it's methods allow us to understand our world. It just takes a small leap into a world of wonder through self-education. But first the fiction books need to be put down and put in their rightful place as mythology and fairytale, not literal explanations at all. Reality is cool.
lol ...you just can't help yourself can you? You know THE way, and YOU can point them in the right direction, after all there is only one REAL way, and if only the rest of the world would just listen, you could set them straight.... how about Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan perhaps. Tell them how foolish their beliefs are. Two words, Black Water......
By the way, Darwin and Wallace first presented their hypothesis of changes in species, they did not call it a theory yet at the time. That took another 50 yrs of hypotheses being collected and published(proven). We call it that to give credit to the man who started the process. Please go read up on this before you debate something you know nothing about. To get to 'Theory' level, takes massive amounts of collaborative work, not just one person in a lab. Peace
Scary (that dribble out of his mouth at the end was unintended I believe) but that's the genius of Lewis Black. He is, in my opinion, one of the few comedians today who feels passionately about the issues and sometimes his pissed off attitude feels like it's all for real .....
If even Lewis Black will make fun of Chris Crocker, he/she/it has reached a point where his/her/its infamacy has reached a catastrophic point of failure. The internet, movies, tv talk show hosts, comedians, most of the world (not counting Crocker's insane fanbase) will agree.
If Lewis Black thinks you're that full of fail, wow, I finally feel pity for Chris.
Also, Lewis Black is love. Crazy shaking insane love. But his pretend crying scares the fuck out of me no matter how hilarious this is.
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MrMichaelChua 4 months ago
what a legend!
shabyyy 7 months ago
why dont you call him mike? thats a nice name! thats a good na-ha-ha-HAAAME!!!
trousersnake91 8 months ago
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Epic! Just Epic!
whatukno1975 10 months ago
hahahah lmfao rotf
fnesetmmyd 10 months ago
lolololololol
dallasjock999 11 months ago
o my god he didn't
VIPER1ification 1 year ago 2
A typical YouTube vlog.
Teflon65 1 year ago
I wonder , why Chris crocker got more views than that one :P !?
Drhlony 1 year ago
lmao
bloodyhawk989 1 year ago
brilliant!
roowke 1 year ago
I hope that he doesn't try to run for president again!
heavenshaffer 1 year ago
@heavenshaffer huckabee or black? cuz id die happy if black became pres
trousersnake91 8 months ago
LOL So awesome. One great comedian.
GraffitiSlammer 1 year ago
He looks different without his glasses. This video is fucking awesome.
Tehinterwebstrolzor 1 year ago
I think the best part (even though the entire thing was awesome) was when he drolled haha
soadluvr2 1 year ago
This is hilarious even by Lewis Black's high standards!
docmalthus 1 year ago
"He's a Christian -- that's the best thing you could be! what more do you want?!"
LMAO
SophieDefriend 1 year ago 2
This is what it is like when a Jew finally breaks down,lol.
JJRage420 1 year ago 3
lol Lewis Black is a tank
Waterlord141 1 year ago
Lewis Black is just twisted. This is hilarious.
jukryn 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
005Taylor 2 years ago 2
"He's not even 'Huckabee' - why won't you call him 'Mike?!"
odetoinsolence 2 years ago 3
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Chris Crocker is a genius.
I respectfully submit: 28,303,209 views (currently) to Lewis Black's 18,015 (or my 3,110 and 105 for two vids that took months to produce), and all Crocker did was point a camera at himself and cry over a woman he didn't even know—although I'm sure he's been introduced to her by now.
It took him less than three minutes, and BANG! He's an instant celebrity with job offers, famous people imitating him and prospective lovers shouldering each other aside.
Genius!
XD
racookster 2 years ago
I'm gonna bash your face....I'm gonna make marks all over your face!!!!!
evh5150316 2 years ago 2
This is the most epic thing I've ever seen!
Ilikelimpbizkit 2 years ago 6
ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Jaxoff 2 years ago 4
wow
somename69 2 years ago
If only Huckabee and his cronies at fox news would leave us alone!
daddydon48 2 years ago 4
For those of you that don't know, he's making fun of the "leave brittany alone" emo kid.
snackynak 2 years ago
so what, so what if he doesn't believe in evolution? You don't know, you don't know!!!!
LMFAO
Juanmag84 2 years ago 29
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this is retarded that this Joe Crocker crap got on tv to begin with
Agamum 2 years ago
sooo funny ))))))
PepperGeorge 2 years ago
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BlackWolf7812 2 years ago
That was the point, because Chris Crocker sounded like a young, spoiled woman (I'm being generous with the concept of "woman" here), so logically an older guy parodying Crocker should sound hysterical like he did.
Wafflepudding 2 years ago 5
Help me out...is he using sarcasm or not? I'm pretty sure he is.
ACDCLedZeppelin93 2 years ago
Chris Crocker
calapanpo 2 years ago
What?
ACDCLedZeppelin93 2 years ago
1:15....Pause it there. I want that image as a poster on m wall. With Lewis' autograph on it.
That would be GOLD!
evh5150316 2 years ago
yeah it would!!! haha... itd be freaky if u put it above your bed, wake up, look at the celing and c that staring at u tho ha...
OddJobKid99 2 years ago
love it!
flaky1324 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
hysterical!!!...lol Find him so cute without glasses 0_0
JessiLynK7 2 years ago
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hes like 50 years old. o.O
YamiSilaas 2 years ago
actually 61
somename69 2 years ago
@JessiLynK7 OMG! Finally someone sees what I see- he's freakin' adorable!
idoBL3VnBONES 1 year ago
That is just totally unhinged! :-D
racookster 2 years ago
lmaOOO!!
eccentricXXX 2 years ago
W00T! Time to go buy a gun from Lew!
ninboy01 2 years ago
oh my goodness i love this man!
iloveanimepie 2 years ago 2
whaha i'v seen so many leave ... Alone, and I Love Everyone of them :P
Irribeer101 2 years ago
lol
itachikills22 2 years ago
HAHAHA, I fucking love Lewis Black.
Converge88 2 years ago 37
That was amazing.
ThePsychoReturns 2 years ago 2
lol damn ur an awesome comedian/actor man. FUCK RELIGON.
taylorduquette 3 years ago 2
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Fuck Canada.
Robotor77 2 years ago
Randomness FTW!
barjtom 2 years ago 5
No, no sir. Let us fuck you ;) You'll never walk again.
tickingclocks48 2 years ago 6
My legs arent located in my ass so I'm really not worried about that. Well that and the fact that I dont engage in homosexual acts. But thanks for being sexually attracted to me man. I really appreciate it.
Robotor77 2 years ago
Not a problem! And don't be a stranger, you're welcome in our country any time ;)
tickingclocks48 2 years ago 3
I keep in check with current events, with your open borders, seems like everybody's welcome in there.
Robotor77 2 years ago
Aw shit you're Canadian ? Well... I guess my comment still applies.
Robotor77 2 years ago
I think I speak for all Canadians when I say we like our fresh meat.
tickingclocks48 2 years ago 3
Oh I bet.
Robotor77 2 years ago
omfg this is so fucking funny lololol!!!!!
demonslayer98zyahoo 3 years ago 2
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Moronic
rlegear19 3 years ago
If you had a friend that believed that a purple striped elephant(PSE) lived on Zorron, you would try to help them see their delusion, especially if they think everything they did and thought, was controlled by this PSE. But deep in their heart/spirit/soul(nonexistent) they knew the PSE was omnipotent, omniscient, etc, then you would try to point out that they are delusional and should drop the whole thing. Sky-daddy worship is no different. Non testable, nonproveable, failed hypothesis. Simple
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
LOL.... so are you saying that Darwin's theory of evolution is the declared consensus of science? That no other possible theory could began to explain man kinds existence?
am60mo 3 years ago
You should be laughing at yourself.
If you have even a single hypothesis that you have worked on and it refutes the ToE, please let the Nobel committee know. They have a big prize waiting.
"other possible theory" shows me you don't understand the word or the process. To be able to dethrone the ToE, you would need strong evidence that essentially shows over 250,000 proven hypotheses(retested and published in support of ToE, which is now close to 100 yrs old with nothing yet to refute it.
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
"if it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down. To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I confess, absurd in the highest degree.
am60mo 3 years ago
sax, I do laugh at myself, everyday as a matter of fact. I'm a funny person, I love to laugh, but mostly because while I may or may not, be as smart as you are, I am honest with myself and that makes me smart enough to know that "I don't know how it all began"!! And truth be told, you don't either.
am60mo 3 years ago
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am60mo 3 years ago
For the sake of argument, let us say that somehow, even in the face of these impossible odds, the first
cell could have formed, and over time developed into all the various biological organisms that now populate the earth. Even Darwin assumed that we would eventually find a substantial record of such evolution among the millions
of fossils uncovered in the 130+ years of searching. In his own words: The number of links between all living and extinct species would be inconceivably great.
am60mo 3 years ago
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am60mo 3 years ago
so what if he doesnt believe in evolution? you dont know! YOU DONT KNOW!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
lueszu 3 years ago
I'm sorry Mr. Black, I cannot leave Huck alone. He is the perfect example of a totally delusional xtian prick who won't listen to reason or sense. He needs to go back to preaching to his flock. If he had made it to the WH, I would have been on a plane with my family, flying out of here to a more sane, theocratic country like Iran or Saudi Arabia, where they 'love' their women and make them cover up their bodies so that we don't rape them. Also, I hear that they have us by the balls(oil!!)
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
Hold on, wait a second.You're saying if a prick who won't listen to reason or sense made it into the whitehouse you'd leave the U.S.?Then why didn't you leave 8 years ago?
Rock1Golem 3 years ago 3
I moved here in 01 from Canada. The South no less, where churches outnumber any other buildings on the main streets. It was a difficult decision to come here with Dubya at the helm. I figured that he would be ousted in 04. Not.
As a scientist and teacher, I am elated that he is finally back in Texas and not able to screw with federal policy and keep us back scientifically. Lots of champagne bottles were uncorked in November 08 across the US, especially in labs.
saxmanchiro 3 years ago 3
How much of a looser must you be, to be forced to leave the beautiful Canadian country side and be relegated to teaching science to a bunch of dumb God fearing southerners.?? It's like "I know this stick is gonna hurt but I'm stickin it in my eye anyway"........Putz....
The road goes back to Canada. Leave you stupid fuckin jackass, !!!
am60mo 3 years ago
First of all, we were not forced to leave. We chose to leave because of weather. Second, we have lived here before and have wonderful friends to enjoy.
Thanks for the nice post. I felt the love. Hit me again.
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
First of all, if you CHOSE to leave, and weren't forced, quit you bitchin'!
Second, as a southerner, one that has lived on three continents, 11 different countries, and 12 different states, I came back here because of the people you so arrogantly try to insult with your comment. They are God fearing and know why. Leave them alone, or as I think it was your Mother countrymen (British) that coined the phrase "Go home Yank"...we don't need ya down here. Arrogance isn't welcome anywhere!
am60mo 3 years ago
Let's all celebrate that Huck didn't arrive in the WH to lead anyone. My position stands and cannot be defended to the contrary, anyone in a position of leadership cannot be delusional. That's dangerous. Look what the Bushs did with our country with their wacko level of religiosity. Many of my closest friends are delusional but just don't think about it. If they looked into the whole stance, they would clearly see that it fits the definition of delusional. Look it up, religion fits well.
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
Why is it so important that you and those like you feel the absolute NEED to enlighten the world to what YOU think is right?
The theory of evolution has far more holes in it than (hell, pick one) almost every religious theory and yet you and those like you will almost fight someone to tell them how stupid they are. And do it with all the passion and self-righteousness of any preacher I have ever seen. Is it not enough to live and let live. Or believe and let believe as it were?
am60mo 3 years ago
am60mo
I'm not trying to enlighten, just point folks in the direction that they need to take, ie. read some nonfiction for once and learn that holy books are not explanatory of our world. Science and it's methods allow us to understand our world. It just takes a small leap into a world of wonder through self-education. But first the fiction books need to be put down and put in their rightful place as mythology and fairytale, not literal explanations at all. Reality is cool.
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
lol ...you just can't help yourself can you? You know THE way, and YOU can point them in the right direction, after all there is only one REAL way, and if only the rest of the world would just listen, you could set them straight.... how about Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan perhaps. Tell them how foolish their beliefs are. Two words, Black Water......
am60mo 3 years ago
By the way, Darwin and Wallace first presented their hypothesis of changes in species, they did not call it a theory yet at the time. That took another 50 yrs of hypotheses being collected and published(proven). We call it that to give credit to the man who started the process. Please go read up on this before you debate something you know nothing about. To get to 'Theory' level, takes massive amounts of collaborative work, not just one person in a lab. Peace
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
1:15.....LMFAO!!!
evh5150316 3 years ago
the part where he spits on himself is just fuckin funny!
dontevenbother675 3 years ago 3
is this like a response to chris cock-crockers brittney spears thing.
KAISERBOYY 3 years ago
Yeah I think so.
evh5150316 3 years ago
Like... a year too late?
himonfukwe 3 years ago
lol aww poor lewis
fireteamfredfred 3 years ago
how wrong is it that the ending sad face actually makes me want to hug Lewis Black?
meepbitch 3 years ago
i had the same feeling lol
fireteamfredfred 3 years ago
funny as fuk
krazor8 3 years ago
Fuckin hilarous
thebigshid 3 years ago
hehe, genius...
utar88utar 3 years ago
I loled on myself.
Chumleh 3 years ago
LMMFAO!
GermanConquistador08 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
mihirmaiden18 3 years ago
L-O-FUCKING-L
in 1 second i could tell what this was, this is pure fucking genious xDDDDDDDD
acdc11491 3 years ago
haha only this guy could pull this off
andrewh817 3 years ago
OMFG! He didn't...
Se7en9ine 3 years ago
what`ll he do next?
Lewis is the man
scallywag86 3 years ago
Pause it exactly at 1:15!!!
LMFAO!!!
Lewis is the man!
evh5150316 3 years ago
LOL
Elderscrolls333 3 years ago
look at this grown ass man lol.
muzicalife 3 years ago
Scary (that dribble out of his mouth at the end was unintended I believe) but that's the genius of Lewis Black. He is, in my opinion, one of the few comedians today who feels passionately about the issues and sometimes his pissed off attitude feels like it's all for real .....
rinkichamkar 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
Genius!
nessiebassistmike 3 years ago
i thought lewis black had done it all, now i see i was wrong, lol, he is a comedy god!
geishakid 3 years ago
Yes!!! haha!
MehrMaxime 3 years ago
lmao
harryfromwork 3 years ago
this is really funny.
surferbrg 3 years ago
If even Lewis Black will make fun of Chris Crocker, he/she/it has reached a point where his/her/its infamacy has reached a catastrophic point of failure. The internet, movies, tv talk show hosts, comedians, most of the world (not counting Crocker's insane fanbase) will agree.
If Lewis Black thinks you're that full of fail, wow, I finally feel pity for Chris.
Also, Lewis Black is love. Crazy shaking insane love. But his pretend crying scares the fuck out of me no matter how hilarious this is.
Otakuboy15 3 years ago 4
normally this isnt funny but just the fact that lewis black would do this is fucking hilarious ahha
PeaceLoveBud420 3 years ago
I love lewis black... but to emulate a screaming queen... wow... I'm disappointed.
gordonrhoads 3 years ago
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FUCK LEWIS BLACK!
ortonWWEchamp 3 years ago
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Fuck you!!! dumbass
alejandroga666 3 years ago
That was beyond amazing.
Fehnrique 3 years ago 4
lol poor chris crocker...
Jugbug992 3 years ago
Hahaha classic
VincentSin 3 years ago 2
Love the Lew.
KlaxTheUnholy 3 years ago 2
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yawn....
reanzzzzzzz 3 years ago
lol
milliardou 3 years ago 2
lol lewis crocker!
monkeyjeebusx420 3 years ago 3
wtf?
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bananajoek 3 years ago
i personally like obama for his health care plan.
Perceus258 3 years ago
his health care plan isn't that good to be quite honest. his plan for universal health care is not organized enough in my opinion
Itsrothytime 3 years ago
screw u
bozebros626 3 years ago
yes great response, oh and look you spelled you as 'u' isn't that cute
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You know what FUCK YOU!!! Yeah I spelled it right is that better.
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Another thing no one cares about your opinion dipshit so go to hell bitch.
bozebros626 3 years ago
ROFL
cocobeware123 3 years ago
lol, pause at 1:15
Aart791 3 years ago 2
rofl!
bobdylan4evr 3 years ago
first
yohomes5 3 years ago
oh
my
god
EPIC!
haha
rockerfreak10589 3 years ago
lol oh man...
lewis black ftw
scallywag86 3 years ago 2
hahahahhahahaha lol
moppiedepoppie 3 years ago
Go Clinton go.
SuperBob909 3 years ago
Go McCaine Go.
SuperBob909 4 years ago
shuuut uuuuup
cilmaril 3 years ago 3
Wow! Funny as hell.
ItzMeRon 4 years ago
Holy crap that's hilarious :D
kubek 4 years ago
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Go Mike Go! Keep on exemplifying the American dream and its unique triumvate of Liberty, E Pluribus Unum and In God We Trust! Go Huckabee!
H4B1S 4 years ago
funny shit
onemoregod 4 years ago
what a freak ? get off the drugs
wolfhidden 4 years ago
Good campaigner.... GO HUCKABEE!
ofthehighest 4 years ago
America is in a sad state
westernillstud 4 years ago
Ha, "Mike, thats a good name" very funny
17Kelty 4 years ago 2