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years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen

Igocrazyification 2 months ago

Ahh, back when quality was shit...Back when YouTube wasn't fucked up...back when life on the Internet was good.

StrawberryLipgloss13 2 months ago

his ringtone is the ace and joclyn theme song from fired

ItsAJReza 2 months ago

Where's Jake? :(

LyanneKay1 2 months ago

I think people need to realize that almost all of this talk appears in another episode of jake and amir and jake ridicules amir at every stage.

that is why amir is so happy about the way this guy is open to him.

utdfortreble 2 months ago

Why does he find Amir attractive again?

jykell117 2 months ago

did anyone notice shaycarl @ 1:33 :O

epicadventuretlme 2 months ago

More of these

cookiecrispfiend666 3 months ago

this is nothing like the jake and amirs now. .

greg3x3 3 months ago

i was supposed to be studying for a test

ipodhoard 3 months ago

epicmealtime @ 1:32

ChalupaTacoMeister 3 months ago 3

@ChalupaTacoMeister how did you see that...

curtishockey1821 3 months ago

@curtishockey1821 i am jeezus. period.

ChalupaTacoMeister 3 months ago

that was the ringtone for Jake.. fyi..

Dm3qXY 3 months ago 2

lol that new guy is a tool.

xxxAirmidxxx 3 months ago

...why do collegehumor viewers always thumbs up direct quotes from the video we just saw? i don't see that on many other channels, and it seems pointless on videos this short

FailedOdyssey 3 months ago

I want Amir's ringtone.

WatchMeSpore 4 months ago

I wanna break this new guy's nose

skisbej 4 months ago

awww... this guy just looks so cute, just look how inncent his eyes are, but then again, it could be a trap!

emilejon 4 months ago

His ringtone is the Ace and Jocelyn theme!!!

smallvanable 4 months ago

1:32 shay carl in the background?

rottishake 4 months ago 16

@rottishake Yes.

HERO11991199 4 months ago

make this a show i command you!

Lunarmoon67 4 months ago

I love amir's hair in this video!!!

maryberry09 4 months ago

Did anyone notice that Amirs ringtone was of him freestyling

Moomoothehorse 5 months ago 3

i honestly think amir writes the descriptions for all jake and amir vids

rhhhaptor 5 months ago

@rhhhaptor well DUH

YuJaYu2 4 months ago

Only I who think that is the "trollo lo lo lo" guys son ?!

FuFreddie 5 months ago

I was so happy when he said he didnt work there! then so sad...

RWJstoleMyXbox 5 months ago 2

I think the new guy is a homo.

theivyleaguer 5 months ago 3

0.15 the guy behind is using youtube O.o

boibo1 5 months ago

@juggaloninjaclown there was one before called sick days and Jake acted like he was sick and applied for another job and he got it and moved out and that's the new person

DamnedNations94 5 months ago

Where the fuck was Jake?

JuggaloNinjaClown 5 months ago

@bittersweetsyfny holy shit

vhonda97 5 months ago

Idk why but this guy always reminds of Scotts assistant from Kourtney and Kim take New York LOL just saying

LUCKYJ3SS3 5 months ago

1:01 was the scariest thing ive ever seen in my life.

bittersweetsymfny 5 months ago 2

"Oh, so yo ho, i don't know, you tell me son. Chillin' at the movies, watchin' lots of movies."

xscorpia742x 5 months ago 75

@xscorpia742x the second time he says movies it's spelt differently. so yeah

spacman53 1 month ago

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@sillyrabbitman8 u need to get a life

Izaak247 5 months ago

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this isn't fucking funny, some guy showed me a bunch of these telling me it was HILARIOUS and the ONE video i laughed at was the treats one where he's sleeping on the toilet. ONE FUNNY THING in like over a hundred vids, well fucking done you asswipe comedic failures.

habs4life9 5 months ago

they both like a bit of penis

GamingAllStar1 5 months ago

ace and jocelyn ftw

MrRockerHal 5 months ago

I don't like the new guy...

birthdayboy04 5 months ago

oh so yo ho! i don kno! you tell me son! chillin at the movies watchin lotsa movies! so...

mizebs2010 5 months ago

Amir's ringtone xD

limegreendonkey77 5 months ago

Mike us on goggel and some 1 n da background useibg youtube wtf

MRSTK486 5 months ago

Did Amir also have that first part of the conversation with Jake..? Hahaha..

KaedeIzume 5 months ago

1:30 best ring tone ever

xxMRxONE2xx 5 months ago 4

1:00 my god... that face

SmileyMuffinDeluxe 6 months ago 161

@SmileyMuffinDeluxe I agree with the dude above this that face makes him look like a queer

dragoon5506 5 months ago

@SmileyMuffinDeluxe *now do the creep*

thundafcker 4 months ago

@thundafcker ah!

blank21121 4 months ago

I want Amir's ringtone.

teawesome 6 months ago

@mibs56 No one is falling for that if they watch J&A enough.

SleepingDragon7 6 months ago

ten bucks says mike is gay

mibs56 6 months ago 2

he looks like a creeper........

theadoptedemo 6 months ago 2

Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn from space and Jocelyn astronaut accountants and theyre comin to your face if you love that shit say nah nah nah nah nah nah MOM CLOSE THE DOOR!

iLiKeCeRe 6 months ago

Shay Carl at the background 1:31

BogieHogie93 6 months ago

If you're going to use movies twice in a rap just use it once.

bittersweetsymfny 6 months ago 2

Amir's hair looks so good here unf <3

rabbitruler44 6 months ago

amir becomes mike's jake

dantewong4325 6 months ago 2

60

hanley2458 6 months ago

i want the ace and jocelyn ringtonneeee!!!

akloveamber 6 months ago

On the phone was Jake, we all know it

lyricspeople1234 6 months ago

1:02 WTF!@?!?!

TehTroubled 6 months ago

Thumbs up if the video was Ace

qwerbrandon 6 months ago

if you wait long enough, 1:46 goes to 1:48. just sayin

Subwayfanboys 6 months ago

Amir just hung up on Jake! I thought I'd never see the day that happens! =0

Marym419 6 months ago

HAHAHAAHAH!!!!

MasakiNoguchiDance 6 months ago

was this funny

FuckingFuckersFuck 6 months ago

that guy still has his baby face

spikemugen22 6 months ago 5

You gotta be able to talk the walk. er..

GloomWalkersTOR 6 months ago

The song he was singing as his ringtone, what episode is that from??

maddz2828 6 months ago

1:32 SHAY CARL

VeasnaKK 6 months ago

Jake called Amir probably.

CloudRikuAsakura 6 months ago

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Guy looks like the biggest queer I've ever seen in my life.

ScopedOUT2 6 months ago 101

@ScopedOUT2 He is gay....so i suppose that makes sense

againwerise12 6 months ago

@ScopedOUT2 he plays a gay guy later on in the series

blackboy923 5 months ago

WHERES JAKE

pataponer123 6 months ago

hahahahahaha 1:02

anayjuli11 6 months ago

His gayness creeps me out

Zevan12 6 months ago

press 4 repeatedly...

woottome 6 months ago

i've heard amir's ringtone in so many videos but never found out what it is!

beardedlantern 6 months ago

@beardedlantern idk if you're joking but just search youtube for "ace and jocelyn"

arrichanchan 6 months ago

This isnt jake

GuitarTrey 6 months ago

so this is how this whole new gay guy thing got started

Freemoney1000 7 months ago

1:00

THEQULKMAN 7 months ago

anyone notice theres no 1:17

sillyrabbitman8 7 months ago

@sillyrabbitman8 there is...

tanksummm 6 months ago

@tanksummm my bad i ment 1:47

sillyrabbitman8 6 months ago

1:01 arrest this man

cancer18a 7 months ago 5

if your gonna say movies twice, just say it once

patrickcnickel 7 months ago 3

co za asy

Askowar 7 months ago

This video was ace

979alonso 7 months ago

the new guy is gay

demonical87 7 months ago

Kiss my ace.

GdoubleWB 7 months ago

shay carl walks past at 1:32

Meling20 7 months ago

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sweet freestyle

abecx 7 months ago

sweet freee

abecx 7 months ago

@abecx Epic fail.

IIITAPOUTIII 7 months ago

OMFG IT'S 6 IN THA MORNINGZZZ STILL WATCHINGZZZ JAKE AND AMIRZZ

GIEF ME THUMPS UP. YES 'THUMPS UP', NOT THUMBS UP

8====D

Darniros 7 months ago

@Darniros ill give you a 'thumps' just because you put 8====D.

guamrj 7 months ago

nananana!

TheFryingpanofdoom 7 months ago

i think after 60 beers Amir's liver would be dead... Aswell as making Jake become depressed..... The best thing in life are the smallest things...

megapeanutable 7 months ago

i wonder if it was jake on the phone...

Ace0fSpades146 7 months ago

Soooo cheesy hahahaha

jtop28 7 months ago

Man usually its Jake telling Amir about ace or something

monkeysoldier42 7 months ago

01:02 Pause and laugh xD!

ViewerNumber13 7 months ago

Haha! Ace and Jocelyn is my ringtone too!!! :D

Xenavreth 7 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir - Jakes new Job

someone's on youtube in the background

TYHUNGAHUNGA 7 months ago 2

Lol that guy was a creep

nicoleniki421 7 months ago

@nicoleniki421 he's GAY!!!

Bordkid232 7 months ago

he had this EXACT convo with Jake ahaha

enigma81581 7 months ago

what is that guy watching in the background ?

VideoFreak4141 7 months ago

I started laughing hysterically when Amir dis xD

CinderDewulfSwenson 7 months ago

this is the second time amir had this conversation lmao go to jake and amir beer

raheeluppal323 7 months ago

this is the second time amir had this conversation lmao

raheeluppal323 7 months ago

@Brendan1989 not anybody elses fault for you having no sense of humour

nelsdogmadjesus 7 months ago

what is his ringtone?!

mitch8910 7 months ago

haha, in the begging Amir had the same "Drunk" conversation in an old episode, but it did not go over so well.

lupita645 7 months ago

1:00

scary :$

MattBeardyKH202 8 months ago

... Deja vu

VMKjelly 8 months ago

Ace and Jocelyn ringtone!

lookinfotrouble 8 months ago

that is the worst case of pedo face ive ever seen O_O

kimiko5996 8 months ago 252

@kimiko5996 Because gays are pedos?

wankerpanther 5 months ago

mike's totally gay

parisraccon 8 months ago

mike is cute, verrry pretty eyes.

MetallicaLuv 8 months ago

wat was that ringtone??

charger0621 8 months ago

wtf was this?

ZeDayDreamerXD 8 months ago 98

@ZeDayDreamerXD u gotta watch the whole season to get it. so basically in this episode jake has moved out of office. and this is the replacement for jake! thats all u need to kno i guess :D!

dderakhshani 7 months ago

@ZeDayDreamerXD its part of a jake and amir mini series. you have to watch it in order. the order of the episodes is: Sick Day, Sick Day pt. 2, Sick Day pt. 3 (Goodbye), New Guy, New Office, Mike and Amanda, Realizations, Ultimatum, Decision, and finally Ground Rules. Its a long series, but you find out that Amir makes out with a dude xD

MajeekProTV 5 months ago 4