Monsquaz

[cheaptrumpet]

its fucking shite

[dabajabaza111]

How do I download the MP3? The site in the comment only links to a midi.

[Mophead541]

im glad it was censored

[mswindowsinside]

@Mophead541 monsquaz . com :D

[megatokiorio]

Why is this so fucking hilarious

[nintendodscheats]

upupupupupupupup DADADADA

downdowndowndowndown DODODODODO

[uBeR1337gUy]

Perfect censorship.

[Boqiro]

So this is what god looks like...

[estlib]

wtf

[Remaix]

...I don't think I'll ever sleep again.

[ElfOfJapan]

dusthillguy, will your marry me?

[MushroomOnline]

I love your special effects!

it seems so real!

[arn0ldaar0n]

hey Monsquaz is my hero! Monsquaz for president!

[rosekennedy]

i have been watching monsquaz every day lately and i can honestly say that the quality of my life has greatly improved. i have lost weight, gotten a promotion at work, met a wonderful new man, bought a new house, won the lottery, and my worst enemy just found out she has a brain tumor. i owe it all to monsquaz.

[Stopmotionrochford]

wat da fuck

[steveharley0345]

@Stopmotionrochford

Did you mean: "What the fuck?" ?

[MrROFLOL]

I wish I were as beautiful as him.

[aconnor96]

Link to MIDI is broken.

[dusthillguy]

@aconnor96

Thanks for letting me know. I'll change it.

[SenorPwnageX]

Monsquaz without the penis? Well that's rather... pointless.

*rimshot*

[stereonut001]

@SenorPwnageX  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA!

[sonickjuice]

wtf?

[goniochromism]

watch monsquaz every day.

[dusthillguy]

AT LEAST ONE TIME, LA LALALA LA

[WaffleKogen]

I think it is a crime that the poor people of Mongolia have yet to experience this.

[StealthKitten]

I was browsing a forum today, went to the last page, and guess what it redirected me to.

Monsquaz (uncensored).

[Timtarheel]

I see the green arrows of fate have driven you upward towards a state of true Monsquaz.

[Choopzilla]

is that dr cox????

[stereonut001]

This is the meaning of life.

[joewhittles]

this is what you see when you die

[aluwart]

Somebody give the guy who created this a medal.

[TylerMcAbee24]

Yo Taylor Swift, I'm really happy for you, I'm a let you finish, but monsquaz had one of the best videos of all time! ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!!

[EddieEddieEddie90]

lol

[geonightman]

If you look close enough. Dosnt he look slightly like Ash (Bruce Campell) from the Evil Dead Seris?

[Casanuda]

I have naked Bruce Campbell fantasies too but I think you went a little too far there.

[geonightman]

No dumbass. His face

[aconnor96]

LOL!

[DelicousAlDS]

Yes

[goniochromism]

MONSQUAZ = BRUCE WILLIS

[Timtarheel]

Yes

[Timtarheel]

Sir, I believe you have been misinformed! The Monsquaz man has no confirmed sexuality. in this instance, he is merely dancing with his friends in an open field, observing the colorful red & green arrows in the distance! I for one, find it a beautiful display of how powerful friendship can truly be, as Deven Gallo has shown. This one-of-kind masterpiece is truly a perfect expression of the human condition. Patrick May, I honor you, I salute you, and most of all I value the effort you put forth.

[LolAtComments]

I have a scheduled task on my computer set to run every morning. I wake up to the beautiful sounds of monsquaz.swf.

I believe Monsquaz is an allegory for the ideal outlook on life.

His face is forever gleeful but curious, as though the world were a mystery waiting to unravel and every new twist or turn could only be a new source of joy.

He stands naked to the world, hiding nothing in the darkness of shame. The light covers his body and he is not afraid.

[LolAtComments]

His erect penis expresses a literal lust for life. That part of our body that seeks physical attachment and pleasure in flesh just as our minds and hearts seek the same in truth and love.

Monsquaz has his highs and his lows, his green and red arrows. When things are good, it is a time to dance with our friends under the morning sky and celebrate the dawning of a new day, the power of our lives and the boundless happiness to be found in the people and world around us.

[LolAtComments]

But those red arrows must come, as well, for when we are laid low by chance or misadventure, we learn our most valuable lessons and are given a chance to renew our drive to improve ourselves and our appreciation for the things that bring us happiness.

Only after the red arrows do we really grow.

[Timtarheel]

Sir, you are a magnificent person and a scholar.

[futsalfred2]

Agreed

[Kulsprutejojjo]

This man is fucking genius.

[flieswithcantelope]

word

[nwalcott12]

and then the effects of the pscilocybin recede...

[Outshinedsg]

The arrows go up, and then the arrows go down. So simple, and yet it expresses a profound sense of truth.

[SemenTacosALT]

Yes

[Furyhunter]

Yes

[Daedalus44]

Lol censored dick

[aconnor96]

This looks so fucking awesome with &flip=1

[RAMPKORV]

Yes

[frankmarlowe]

WAT

[stereonut001]

Kizluk, you have just won The Internet. Thank you for opening everyone's eyes to the plight of Monsquaz and the error of our ways.

[ninitndo13]

Monsquaz defines awsome

[RAMPKORV]

Yes

[Anarchos]

You have to love this!

[RAMPKORV]

Yes

[Kizluk]

Monsquaz is a video representing our modern society's obsession with sex and the meaningless of casual sex. In the original, uncensored video, the protagonist, Monsquaz, is fully nude, showing his erect penis to the world, which highlights are culture's lack of shame in nudity. He is bald, which could be a stab at people afflicted with baldness. The part with the arrows and Monsquaz going up represents the buildup to sexual intercourse, better known as "getting it up."

[Kizluk]

The part with the sky background and the two men refers to the actual act itself, the old in-and-out. Monsquaz's partner is invisible, showing our disregard for who are sexual partners are. The final part, with the arrows going down, refers to the time after sexual intercourse, when everything "goes down". However, this is not meant as an innuendo, but to point out the shame from having casual sex. Notice that it loops infinitely, showing how we move from one partner to the next.

[Kizluk]

All in all, Monsquaz is truly a masterpiece of our times, one of the greatest works of art from this century.

[futsalfred2]

excellent commentary, you should watch the "boxxy vs advice dog" video

[semieden]

I can see you are qualified in this subject area. I will leave the in-depth analysis to the experts like yourself.

[Fudgaboutit]

@Kizluk You sound like you're pulling this out of your ass. -_-

[RAMPKORV]

Yes

[WaffleKogen]

Can we have widescreen, glorious 720p True HD Monsquaz?

[thiagotecnico]

asdfghjkl;

[invadercheeze]

Fucking awesome

[webmaster204]

my gamertag is I Monsquaz I :D

[Casanuda]

Truly Monsquaz is a symbol of our era.

[ninitndo13]

de BEST

[semieden]

Sorry, I should have said : "Best thing ever!!!! Genius!! Legernd!!!!"

Fucking spastics.

[dusthillguy]

What didn't you like about it? Just wondering.

[semieden]

Because it's one of these internet in-jokes. 8 minutes of the same shit. What the fk. Seriously. It's like the leekspin. Is it a 4chan joke? It has all the hallmarks of 4chan. You know when you were at school, and you had those big keyboards during Music, they had those demo tracks pre-loaded on it that would play a tune. This is what this must be. Fuck. It's not even fucking looped properly. It's probably funny to about 50 people, who get the joke behind it. This tune is making me batshit crazy

[RAMPKORV]

The looping is the best.

[thiagotecnico]

man your comment is true and made me laugh my ass off LMAO HAHAHAHA

[semieden]

fucking art students. what a piece of shit.

[vivre909]

Am I the only one that watched all 8 minutes of this?

[RAMPKORV]

No.

[lastcaressnumber138]

BEST THING EVER!

[aconnor96]

Fackin like a master

[AryaAnime]

My first impression of this video is that it is used for hypnotizing... @_@

[goniochromism]

i woke up today and this is still the greatest thing ever.

[ThorkellTheTall]

Genius.

[Shadicnova69]

lol

[egnost]

8===D

[UltraBibendum]

8=================Dha i win

[CommodoreKulor]

8=D

dammit

[FuckinEddieDingle]

stout ass chode

[egnost]

8==========================D no.

[antonj3000]

tehn he gotz stuck inn a swf so his c**k turned into a arrow.

[antonj3000]

He got stuck in a toaster toO!!111111

[plazmakirby]

so...Who is he? I mean its good but I don't know who monsquaz is.

[dusthillguy]

He's just a happy man who goes up with the green arrows, down with the pink arrows, and likes to dance in the sunset with his friends.

[plazmakirby]

Oh ok... i'm happy too :)

[antonj3000]

He got stuck in a blender <<< HINT!!!!1111

[plazmakirby]

lol.

[plazmakirby]

...What?

[aconnor96]

waut

[Thatonedude917]

WHO WAS PHONE

[stereonut001]

WHAT AM POINT

[Irixion]

Seems the MIDI itself isn't made correctly, timing is off by a bit on the drums, causing incorrect looping.

[dusthillguy]

You're right. I dunno how it happened - perhaps I made a mistake or something, or there was a glitch in Rosegarden.

I'll upload a fixed version.

[Irixion]

1. I want midi

2. Better looping plz.

[dusthillguy]

1. I'll be glad to give it to you. In a few moments I'll update the video description with a link to the MIDI.

2. I wish I could, but CoffeeCup Firestarter is not the best software around, and it seems impossible to get it to make things loop smoothly. I guess the only way to get good looping is for someone to remake this using proper Flash.

[CommodoreKulor]

god why can't i stop watching fdhyujbhdsb

[CaptainShroomguy]

ffffffffffffff

[GGzeOuf]

My mind just exploded

[aconnor96]

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[kissekatt94]

looks like dr cox in scrubs without hair

[PhelixBoukyaku]

Monsquaz is beauty

[TomCRaymond]

Think of a world without any flowers,

think of a wood without any trees,

think of a sky without any monsquaz,

think of the air without any breeze:

we thank you, Lord, for flowers and trees and monsquaz;

we thank you, Lord, and praise your holy name.

[TomCRaymond]

TC Raymond is unequivocally committed to Monsquaz.

[mistertarmac]

Now mention them Goodies.

[Poltroon]

WHAT AM POINT

[goniochromism]

WHAT AM POINT

[RAMPKORV]

WHAT AM POINT

[Prinsdam]

WHAT AM POINT

[S2SOTI]

WHAT AM POINT

[DeathByPixel]

WHAT AM BANDWAGON

[aconnor96]

POINT AM WHAT

[enigma19833]

Is it just me or is Mr Monsquaz the spitting image of (the aptly-named) Dr Cox from Scrubs, sans curly hair?

[dusthillguy]

Yes, many people have said that to me. I agree, I think it's the shape of the face and the jaw line.

[RAMPKORV]

DR COCKS

[Latails]

song?

[dusthillguy]

The song is called GrantKelly. Go to google and search for "Patrick May - GrantKelly" and you'll find it.

[Latails]

thanks

[IllllllIl]

I can see this on DDR. Fabulous.

[Kulsprutejojjo]

Yes! The stocks are coming back up! Time to dance naked with my friends!

[Timtarheel]

This is amazing

[MNc99]

I KNEW MONSQUAZ BEFORE HE WAS COOL

[enigma19833]

Hey Partick May. What's the story behind this? Did you create the Monsquaz man??

[dusthillguy]

I didn't create the Monsquaz man.

And what's the story behind this? A happy man dances in the sunset with his friends.

[RAMPKORV]

The story behind it is that it's amazing.

[aconnor96]

ANAL COCK

FSUDHUIASBASHBRUIEHRHW$ER*FYFH­EUIUHSDOHfv

[S2SOTI]

ALL HAIL MONSQUAZ!

[lod605]

YOU'RE ALL GAY

[plazmakirby]

YOU'RE GAY!!!

[aconnor96]

OH MY

NOT TODAY HONEY

[mightypotato]

OBEY YOUR GOD

[swimkid01]

SWEET! My stocks are up!

[evilbrak89]

INTERNET

[Waynebird22]

this should have more views than all of Soulja Boy's songs put together.Monsquaz is mad awesome =)

[PuppySandwiches]

There is something strangely compelling about this.

[DeathByPixel]

Yeah, this is pretty much the pinnacle of... everything.

[mayorbeame]

fuck yeah!!! my stocks are up!!!!

[FreedomGotAnAK]

My cocks are up.

[Waynebird22]

what do you mean up?xD

[Waynebird22]

what do you mean cocks?You have 3 of them?xD

[RAMPKORV]

No. Two.

[Kulsprutejojjo]

Why is this flash so damn awesome?

[maisterc]

Fuck! My stocks are down!

[wehat]

MOTHUH MOTHUH FUCK FUCK

[NightRapier]

What the shit. This is worse than Rickroll.

[RAMPKORV]

It fuckin' owns. It's monsquaz.swf man!

[goniochromism]

Oh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Prinsdam]

Woah!! Oh, oh man. 8 minutes of unadulterated Monsquaz action VAGINAL FUCK. TITE PENIS FUCK. WATCH THESE TEENS GET NUDE LIVE ON WEBCAM ball bustin' snowballin' hot steppin' 2girls1mcrib dangerous hoagie battle

[dusthillguy]

HOT STEPPIN'.

[RAMPKORV]

snowballin'

[Eisenhorn]

This has to be THE most delightful bit of spam I've ever seen.

3 thumbs up

[RAMPKORV]

Yes, COCK

[Timtarheel]

hot steppin'

[Zarduk]

lol nice censur^^

[RAMPKORV]

BEST THING EVER TO HIT YOUTUBE