British Army Officer

[fuckuyawanker]

all he wanted was to sell you a dvd no need to be so hostile towards him

[POPSMOKEPIG]

shoot the black cunt

[jasonkempjjhk]

personally i would gun buck that prick in mouth shoot his team and piss on his corps then ask him what's the matter :)

[Domas1551]

Press 4 for "Look what I have"

[Domas1551]

Press 3 for japanese sake vodka

[yellowhammer200]

id of shook my fist back at him then shot the cunt!

[DecAid1]

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[ilikezappa]

I would have shot him . I dont expect to be shouted at by foreigners . It is just rude.

[Aurelian603]

oDamn...someone has a bad case if the mondays.

[Talentz92]

just remeber that in the eyes of the army you are nothing more than a number and once your injured, as in having piece of your face blown apart they wuld've already washed their hands with you.

[crankatorium]

where do i sign up?

[GhostOfTheSovietPast]

Ah, classy British officers. No macho bullshit, just staring people down until they get what they want.

[48GMo24]

Wow. This was fantastic.

[9lock]

My question is, why was the camera wearing sunglasses?

[zillaxy]

@9lock

hahaha... initially I thought they were giving him the glasses as a way to calm him down, loll

[Knightwars4]

@zillaxy Same.

[dragonmoony]

lolwut

[GozerTheGozerian]

It is nice to see the second-best Army in the world recruiting more fine soldiers. In America, we love the British and English peoples, as they are our greatest ally in the war on terrorism.

Tony Blair was a great president, and like Bush, it's a shame he's no longer your commander in chief to assist America in kicking ass in Iraq and Afghanistan.

To us, the British are like little brothers. They speak our language and they always do what we tell them to do. England is an awesome country.

[GoldenZealot21]

@GozerTheGozerian

The Americunts got their asses kicked in Iraq and are failing in Afghanistan. The Brits are American lapdogs. Second-best army in the world? You're a joke.

[btsfurbz]

@GoldenZealot21 too right mate

[modelearth]

@GozerTheGozerian Speaking your language?? English is our language and you guys speak it. It's not yours it's ours how can you be that ignorant as to tell us we speak your language.

Also we don't have presidents we have prime ministers. Your arrogance has made you the most hated nation on the planet.

[alesanarocksmexico]

@modelearth thats true !!!!!!! super true !!!!! we mexicans ( well some hate them ) they say our army isnt strong ( and we have even trained their look up a video put mexican marines and there one where we train there marines and they train ours :) ) they say all mexicans are brown ( we arent ) xD

cheers from mexico :D

[iDannyyyy]

@GozerTheGozerian Its our language you stupid fuck not yours thats why its called speaking ENGLISH not speaking AMERICAN.

[Jenniferanist]

Does anybody know where can I find the full recruiting video? I have seen it some time ago, but the only thing I could find is only this part.

Thanks:)

[yourass117]

So I guess the lesson is to not wear sunglasses

[OutsiderDrummer]

FAIL !!

[SAINTADAM123]

wtf thats not right

[stevethomo]

lol i know what you mean

i doubt taking off your specs will stop armed african men wanting to kill you

[adamturner123]

i think you should unite and army through valour and cameraderie ,not with faty sjuting n your face!

[Remedysback]

Be the best 'murderers more like it.

[adamturner123]

ant armed people can be called murders, especially ypur own!

[bowlingfan12]

I have to agree....This ad didnt seem to have anything to with the british army or what their values stand for.

[Mr912Lancer]

@Remedysback fuck you

[iRozc]

@Remedysback You fuck nugget. I take it you would prefer it if little kids got their tongues slashed out of their faces just for singing yeah?

[troclole]

his type respect force not weakness

[yellowhammer200]

Id shake my fist back at him and then shoot the cunt!

[BigWolfie1]

hi hunni im home....looks like my x wife lol

[meercat666]

i would have shot him, shouted at him, then arrested him.

[NSUSashiel]

This ad is one of the most subtle I've ever seen.

[slobjob13]

He deserved a slap, but you've always got to be sure; so he'd have to get a bullet or two....

[HJKHJHJHGLJK]

same...but i want the paras

[1MrTrap1]

nigga!

[ukgalxxx]

hoping too become an officer in the RA after university cant wait :D

[Thawtheant]

same but i want signals :D

[F1j1Falla]

lol funny vid, to be the best you need to know the details...

[F1j1Falla]

I thought people weren't joining because of the illegal wars and profiteering, but no no peoples main concern is the fucking hairstyle, so shallow.

[sniper500xreturns]

Join The British Army

Free Uniform, Free Travel, Free Food, Free Coffin, Free Flag, Free Widows Pension, Free Youtube Tribute Video.

Be The Best Die Like The Rest

[giro158]

Thats right we die so you have the freedom to put us down on you tube or in the pub or anywhere you feel free to

[sniper500xreturns]

You die for fuck all thats a fact not to give me freedom fool, stay out of other peoples country you dont die SIMPLE.

And I dont drink so why would I be in a pub full of drunks like yourself.

[slobjob13]

cheer up shit head

[meercat666]

you say all that but you have the name sniper500xreturns ever heard of irony?

[KnuckleDragger7]

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PRISONERS, RAPISTS, DRUG DEALERS, ALL WELCOME AND GAURANTEED A JOB AT THIS MOMENT OF DESPERATION.

YOUR GOVT SUPPORTS YOU SO MUCH YOU WILL BE PAID A LITTLE MORE THAN A TOILET CLEANER FOR RISKING YOUR LIFE.

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[facefilms87]

your a disgrace to the honest soldiers out there risking their lives, doing as there told and answering the call of duty. they made their own decision to go there for honor and for the love of their brothers in arms. to hell with you.

[kingsman565]

People arn't joining up cause there scared, not scared of dieing or getting crippled though thats something to think about but scared of takeing that step from thinking about being a soldier to actuly doing it I think I'm one of those people and you know what Im sick of doing shit jobs that don't go anywhere Im sick of the brew and I'm sick of being scared of liveing fuck it im joining up the only thing worst than dieing is to never have lived right folks.

[MissMiaSexy]

my man is a soldier the best thing a man can be.

[123Ivansharpe]

They arent joining cos its a fucking mugs game

[NoPlaceQuiteLikeHome]

Exactly.

"The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all"

[adamturner123]

And the lukey live longer than both!

[kingsman565]

If your mean concern is your hair and how you look then why you even thinking of going to a warzone?

[SoloWingpixy91]

we have about 30% of the man power wer meant to have, people arnt joining because they dont wanna get ther hair cut..sounds sily..but it takes away your individuality,

they take away your choice to be who you want to be...you wanna be a soldier, but u dont just wana be a number or another statistic.

[SoloWingpixy91]

last i checked, regulations about it have changed seens as we only have about 30% the manpower we are meant to,

you can have your hair a reasonable enough length, long enough not to be known as "short hair" :P

also...

GO BRITISH ARMY!

[jimmyoneill]

long hair gets in the way of gas mask seals &c. hence why people who aren't allowed to serve on front line duty (women) are allowed to keep their hair long, but not front line troops. you'll notice that a few officers do keep their hair reasonably long as it is.

[chunder123]

the men could have theirs tied back also. it isnt equal rights at all

[chunder123]

you mean you dont care, but there are people who do. Two people in identical jobs in the forces, one female, one male. BOth living specimens yet the female can have her hair longer than the male specimen. Completly authortitarian rubish

[shoter111]

yes but the woman has to have it tied back.

ohh and the army is not like the american army. british soldiers do not have their hair shaved completely off like american ones.

[chunder123]

it still isnt what i was getting at.

[shoter111]

sorry m8 but

NO ONE CARES!!

[chunder123]

its not just the army that inequality exists. ITs everywhere. Why do women think they are some what different? they are just the same as men apart from sexual difference. why do employers allow women to have long hair but not men. its discrimination. the way women think only they can exfoliate their skin and shit like that. men should exfoliate their skin to keep it good looking also. nothing wrong with that. society needs to stop discrimination againt features like hair and so on.

[chunder123]

yes because my hair is what makes me myself and my ever changing hair gives me pleasure. IT inequality also. Its just another authority organization. men & women should be trwated equally included their hair length.

[Apollo890]

Then the forces are not for you simple as that

[chunder123]

the military say they are equali right but this is not true. WHy is it that a women can have her hair long but not a man who is in the same role? THis isnt right. Men & women are no different apart from man doesnt have breasts and so on. WHy should the women be allowed long hair but not men. Men should be allowed their hair as long as women have theirs. If this was the case more people would join.

[Apollo890]

Is that really something you can't live without

[chunder123]

thats wasnt the issue. the issue is is why is somebody who has a pair of breasts allowed to have their hair long but not a man in the army. In the same role. Society should stop thinking there is anything different between men & women. Even the salons treat women hair more carefully than mens hair. any hairstyle a women has a man can have also. were all the same. if the armed forces took this rule away they might get more recruits. its not natural 2 hav ur hair really short. it looks wrong

[shoter111]

1. it looks fine

2.long hair would be a nuicance during battle

3. it would look stupid if they walked around looking like hippies

[chunder123]

you could always use a rambo style sports headband for long hair. SHaved head looks horrible on some people. Its like being shoved in a concentration camp on new recruit day when they shave ur head.

[SoloWingpixy91]

u got that right, i dont mind getting my hair cut when i join, but tbh, i shouldnt have to, does it matter what you look like to when someones looking at you down an ironsight?

short hair looks stupid on me hehe.

ahwell..thers not gnna be any convinc

ing them

[MagicMarvin]

its not about what you look like its about your hair getting in the way... like of you aiming your gun, gas mask and your helmet rubbing 8-)

[SoloWingpixy91]

can be tied back :P

[koolyman]

Why does it say "Grande Bretagne 1996" on the bottom? Is this from a movie or something?

[d4yogurt]

"Grande Bretagne" is Great Britain in French and 1996 was the year. it's a tv 'commercial'

[koolyman]

So why is that there? Is this shown in France?

[d4yogurt]

i guess so, it's probably one of those shows that just shows adverts, i honestly have no idea

[sorrysirmygunisoneba]

british army so crappy? Yeah thas why we fit over 10 times in texas, 1 state of usa, but we're one of the most powerful and second most well equipped army in the world....if it wasnt for us surporting you in this war against terror i dont think you americans would be able to cope...and dont say your helping us because you were the ones to claim war on suddam in the first place.

[jimmyjoe1975]

Do you really want to be so proud of helping us wage a war of aggression? London paid the price already... or do you take glee in that finally the American empire will follow the path of Romans, Hungarians, Brits and Russians?

[Optimusnorm]

American Empire?...non existant. The USA doesn't have the stomach for Empire - I wish it did because the world needs it really bad and the UK is not even a shadow of what it once was.

[Threepwood23]

An Empire could make America back off and stop killing everyone.

[estandid]

Do me a favor...find a really high freeway overpass. Consume a bottle of ether. Then try to balance walk on the edge of it. Do the world a favor.

[jimmyjoe1975]

Most consider the USA to have hegemony in the world... using the strength and size of our economy to get our way behind closed doors instead at the end of a gun. Thankfully it was short-lived. As the book The Rise and Fall of Great Empires, by Paul Kennedy, predicted in 1989, the USA will be a shadow of itself.

[estandid]

second? SECOND? who's the first then? That's right, USA retard. Oh yeah and this war was never about Sadaam you bloody wanker. Its about the oil.

[sxclukec]

have u noticed tht all american soilders where shades? maybe thts y they get into so much shit

[Threepwood23]

I'm glad they didn't shoot him, this actually makes the British army seem "okay" I bet the Americans would of shot him though.

[Optimusnorm]

What sort of twat would scream and shout around armed men and get in people's faces....should have bloody shot the idiot!!

[Threepwood23]

The army are on their land, they always piss off civilians with their demands and threatening nature.

[PROTENON]

The commercial is wrong. The correct answer is do the chicken dance. No wonder the British army is so crappy.

[Optimusnorm]

Is that why British special forces train Delta force?

[Threepwood23]

Yes it would appear so.

[trinitygekko]

#1, it's his fucking water hole

#2, staring isn't nice

[tonymasons]

Personally, I would have shot him. I didn't like the tone of his voice.

[ipodwheels]

great concept. I laud the makers of this ad.

[stormhoof]

BDillon1979, when you said Scott Summers I took it as Marc Summers, of Double Dare and Unwrapped, I lol'd

[doctorxdestructo]

thats really cool

[triassic911]

What is he saying??

[ep53]

Ooogie boogie tik tak, would you like a kit kat? Fucking eat my KITKAT!!!

[titocolombia5388]

hoorrahhh

[alnewberry]

That's a very culturally-ignorant ad. In anglo cultures this may be true, but in some cultures eye contact is considered threatening.

[NodOfficer]

A lot of animal life will kill you for maintaining eye contact as well.

[tumblingwall]

that is so vastly different from american military ads. The army looks like camp or Halo in our ads.

[flecky101]

what do you mean, ive not seen the american ones

theres also a recruitment advert for the royal marines

i prefer that to this one

[bdillon1979]

To my knowledge, there are only three people who can resolve hostile situations with eye contact:

Superman

Scott Summers

Chuck Norris

[tsutomukun]

and rick astley

[kiloboba]

Yeah eye contact then blow the place up, isn't that how James Bond does it?

How about we fucking leave the other nations alone and learn to depend on ourselves for once?

[Zodiaccaidoz]

"This British Army recruiting ad claims that its officers can recognize the importance of the smallest details, though the appropriateness of forcibly occupying somebody else's country is not among them."

[CallMeAnAmbulance]

your just knit picking now.

[88marley88]

arent you an american?

[alnewberry]

Even if he/she is an American, it doesn't mean he/she agrees with our government's foreign policy.

[raffles78]

Maybe they do think it inappropriate, they're Army officers and they go where they are sent not where they choose

[NLS87]

Kill him for the lulz!

[dvdragon]

Translation: Fuck your couch!

[Duder8976]

ah, good old fashion British racism, never fails.

[carcosa]

I fail to see how this is particularly racist. It's a very realistic portrayal of bush militias. The man is emotionally intense and is yelling in another language, shaking a gun. That's racist how?

[zanderscoffee]

Ah, leave it to political correctness taken to an extreme to paralyze everyone in fear of being called a racist.

[MalcolmRandall]

If he were talking to, say, Blackwater, this conversation would've never taken place.

[originalrhombus]

LOL

[caneboy7]

Historically, of course, the policy of the British army was "steal his country".

[votolibreysoberano]

and if eye contact fails, just shoot him...

[gamegoof]

I.. emptied my clip before the fade up was complete

[joebonk]

i would have walked away then called in an airstrike then put the videos on the internet

epic win

digg

[Owwmykneecap]

need to get 5 kill streak first.

[KainIRL]

sweet merciful christ

[CapinSparrow]

Ha! Fantastic!! :D

[alexcroox]

thats why the british army is the best in the world :D

[Owwmykneecap]

Yes, of course.

That's a well known fact...

[SamSycamore]

haha nice

[penis4ever69]

wrong

[LTm0rt]

i love it, it's frontpage digg and there are still only a handful of comments

[LTm0rt]

oh yeah and wtf is up with "learnt"?

[MWinckle89]

From the Dictionary:

learn |ləːn|

verb ( past learned |ləːnt| |ləːnd|or chiefly Brit. learnt |ləːnt|) [ trans. ]

[LTm0rt]

thank you for explaining, crazy brits

[SamSycamore]

No problem!

[dantemustdie94]

I would've thought he'd get shot...hes shouting...has a gun...

[tallarida]

eye contact...ill try that

[danconia3873]

What's wrong with just paying him to use his water supply? It is *his* water supply, isn't it?

[openingsound]

NO WAY MAN! Just bat your eyes at him instead,its a lot more fair.