My ex-wife, may she rot in Yonkers, asked me to never take another case from a two-bit, -faced and-legged hood/dame ever again. It was suicide, she said. But to me, it wasnt suicide. It was Wednesday. Anyways, what do I care what a calendar thinks? With my brand of punch-drunk clientele, Boxing Days every day. I got the black eyes and blacker coffee to prove it.
Bitch I'm Fabulous!
SkergeX 2 days ago
YOUR A PUSSY ASS BITCH WITH A PUSSY ASS DICK!
jago1996 3 weeks ago
Don't worry guys, if you pause you can actually see that it switches to a girl in a black dress when the camera pans down. That's Kelsey!
microkorger 1 month ago
me gusta
buzzhorn1 2 months ago
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Grandy12 3 months ago 7
I take solace in the fact that that's actually Kelsey's great legs in fishnets & stilettos
Jex134 3 months ago 5
Gotta love the Philip Marlowe reference!
MrShajam 3 months ago 2
Akward...
DjawadF 4 months ago 6
He activated my trap card
lexx00 4 months ago 4
WEEGEE
DescendingDeath 5 months ago
Miles...
dudarstmein 5 months ago
ITS A TRAP!
MrSoapnWater 5 months ago
Anyone else who thought of minecraft creepers ? ^^
CritZzHD 5 months ago
also, why is it that both top comments are from the same person?
spalooch45 5 months ago
i would love to know whos legs those are...
spalooch45 6 months ago
Anyone else notice the door said PRIYATE eye?
TheHairFlipp 6 months ago
@TheHairFlipp No, but isn't that how private detectives were called?
SparkServant 5 months ago
@TheHairFlipp It says Private eye, but the motion blur messed with it.
ToobWurm 4 months ago
Why are there 2 top comments by the same guy?
manstie 6 months ago
@manstie welcome to youtube
cronon94 6 months ago
A goon-dame... Lol
LightmanOver9000 7 months ago
Sooo. . . . . who's legs?
4104jake 7 months ago
Dat... legs?
jeverbever 8 months ago
Thas was awesome xD
Serpette94 8 months ago
hold 4 for epic stare
lochlandb 9 months ago
hold 3 for lolololololo
JohnnyApfelkern 10 months ago
press 7 for eggs
TubularBroccoli 1 year ago
Holy...! O___O
chibineji7 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
My ex-wife, may she rot in Yonkers, asked me to never take another case from a two-bit, -faced and-legged hood/dame ever again. It was suicide, she said. But to me, it wasnt suicide. It was Wednesday. Anyways, what do I care what a calendar thinks? With my brand of punch-drunk clientele, Boxing Days every day. I got the black eyes and blacker coffee to prove it.
AccioIdea 1 year ago
@AccioIdea
Ya, we can read the description retard.
TheZombieOutOfHell 8 months ago
ooooou, kinky lol!
greenyeyes77 1 year ago
o_o
FlappyStudios 1 year ago
ahhh - the video description is amazing...you know your hard boiled detectives.
disruptiveinclass 1 year ago 6
haha did he shave his legs for this, or did they do some fancy editing and it is actually a girl's legs?
xxemiliahxx 2 years ago
I get it! Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers!
bucichowski 2 years ago
Im going to say this ........but then id be weird
SciFiClide 2 years ago
lol
SciFiClide 2 years ago
Scandalous!
TheEmerald92 2 years ago 188
no! thats my freinds chach phrase, dildo snack
opti95 2 years ago 9
. . .did you call me a dildo snack?
TheEmerald92 2 years ago 122
yes sir!
opti95 2 years ago 4
...k
TheEmerald92 2 years ago
@TheEmerald92 LOL
h0w13r 1 year ago
always good
pacreams 2 years ago
I cracked up as usual.
xXBR4D3NXx 2 years ago
creepy ahahahah but still awesome
bigg132 2 years ago
ROFL THIS WAS AWESOME!
LaughingLeaf 2 years ago
Awesome :D
Bambiliciousness 2 years ago
That was superb! :D
decisruler 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fap, fap, fap, fap......
CleanHappyGlock 2 years ago
haaaaaaaaaa
DupELcup 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
haha lmfao nice one!
chrisisretardedxD 2 years ago
hahahahah this is a good one
LovieGar2092 2 years ago