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  • Hahaha I am an SM2 and I live this every day!! You totally nailed this

  • Unfortunately, that might give me a nightmare tonight. That lady is living my life!!! Been there done that....so over it. Glad I don't work in the banking industry anymore. For those that do, I pray for you that you find a way to get out. My stress level is virtually non-existent now that I no longer work for RFC. :) Wishing the best to you all.

  • Hello from BankerWoes. Thanks so much for all the comments. I never imagined that I would get so many responses and feedback. Though, I know and sympathize with all of my fellow brothers and sisters in the banking world; this video was not based on my experience with WF (gets the wheels turning, no? Haha). If you would like me to create another clip, spread the word so that my views hit over 100,000!

  • I have a confession to make. Yes, I worked in a bank once. And I'll swear that this guys character was built around some of the managers that I had over the years. on in particular. So fellow Bank Johnnies, fear not. you're not alone when you look back on that stage of your life when you got up every morning just to go and base your day around the bullshit that managment threw at you!

    P.S. Hello ANZ!

  • Holy crap, I have never seen Wells Fargo summed up so completely. This is what I do, erry freaking gottdamn day. Stupid ass DDA's! You only make $12 a month? Lets sign your ass up for a credit card, mortgage, and a CD with an interest rate of .0005%!!!

  • thats so funny i wish 3dda is all they asked from me !!!

  • This is the life of a Service Manager at Wells Fargo to a T

  • @MoonLghtDrLuvSt Ahahahahahahahahah!! Right?? I watched this and knew an SM2 had to have put this together!

  • my life at my bank lol

  • This is wells Fargo ! I Just quit yesterday to join a credit union. WF IS THE FUCKING DEVIL AND WORST PLACE TO WORK. I recognize all of the key words in this video like "committments" . They treat you like dogs, pay you like prisonmen, and do not promote from within ! All WF tellers need to find something else before they kill themselves.

  • Fuckin love it......gonna share it with my workmates............while the managers not looking of course. Banks are all the same, in all parts of the world. I work in a bank in a small pacific country, and these statements are heard in my workplace on a daily basis too.

  • THIS IS WELLS FARGO!!!!! It would be funny if it weren't true 100%

  • I used to work in a bank like this. They all suck. They have bunch of imbecils making way to much money and all they do is invent this kind of stupid crap....

  • this is def Wachovia,Aka,Wells Fargo!

  • so glad to be outta of this dumb ass company

  • BRAVO

  • Oh my God I'm a branch operations manager and THIS IS ME.

  • OMG. This sounds like my bank too. Are all banks like this?

  • This is Wachovia after WF bought them. Retail Banking: where skilled, educated labor is turned into petty, over-worked widget salespeople.

  • So, so, so true. If you've ever wondered what retail banking is like...this is it.

  • This is too true to be funny. No, actually it's damn funny. If you've ever wondered what it's REALLY like to work in retail banking, this is it.

  • OMG!! I work here too! I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Thanks for that!!

  • Sounds like the bank i work for as well....lol

  • This made the Service Manager at the bank i work at LOL so much hahahaha

  • are you fucking kiding rofl

  • OMG! I shot them the deuce because it's so true! What are you doing ? Did you call the customer back from yesterday? Yes I did I called first thing this morning. Well call her again. We need to show them we want the business. Same thin the following day! Borderline stalker!

  • 4 people did not meet their DDA goal...

  • Omg this shit is so freaking HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT. i wish i could say this ALL the time. Micromanaged B.S.

  • lol i used to work for chase 5 years ago... wow this shit has gotten worse!

  • @YouGotJEWD oh it has

  • Chase bank

  • So BOA!!

  • This sounds like the thoughts of the bankers and mangers that work @ my bank but can't say.

  • I've never even worked in a bank and am laughing my ass off. This sounds terrible as fuck, so many of these too. I will NEVER work in a bank, I will starve first.

  • I just got fired from the bank and this shit is so true that I almost want to cry. FUCK TELLER REFERRALS, MORTGAGE LEADS, BRANCH AUDITS AND TAG LINES. I'm free, bitches! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

  • This is great! thank you so much! HAHAHHA

  • Sounds like my poor supervisor!!=(

  • Oh gawd this is really hilarious.

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  • I worked for Chase and it is a horrible horrible place work. If you are a customer of chase I would look for a different bank. Chase's goal is to separate you from your money and hit you with all kinds of fees. I would recommend a local bank where you will get decent service and not see a different face every time you go into the bank because the previous person was fired for not meeting their unrealistic sales quotas.

  • BOA.... If you answer the phone, "Thank you for calling the bank, I am blah blah, how can I delight you"?

  • lol before you go, can u tell me where i parked my car??

  • Lmfao

  • omg sounds like my boss lmao

  • OMG!!!!!!!!! this is to FUNNY!

  • here we go again its wachovia bank or aka a wells fargo company

  • haha no it's totally wells fargo

  • LOL! THis is so Chase. Glad I left and went to a better bank

  • lol this is so true in citibank

  • LOL...so true!!

  • it is or WHAT BRINGS YOU TO CHASE TODAY LMFAO0O0 HAHAHAHA

  • OMG!!! Chase to the core!!!! the managers are all robots that have no brain. LMAO

  • Chase!!!! omg...this is so true

  • OMG!! this is totally true. Story of my life! I would love to say "welcome to TD fucking bank!" lmao!!

  • LOL... Oh Wells Fargo at best.

  • Please watch "skank of america"- it's the best one

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is wachovia to a T. Such bullshit, but this video sure cracked me up...

  • LOL, so true!! She just listed everything I do on a daily basis.....

    "Go ahead, write me up, you don't even know where to find the form".... Hilarious

  • quality

  • Chase Bank to the tee!!!

  • Hilarious so true

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  • LMFAO !!!! I work for a bank and am a service manager! this is exactly what I have to deal with...

  • WF LOL

  • wow.. so great!

  • Chase

  • HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious.... and sooo true. I've been working at BOFA for seven years and this is sooo true its actually sad!! Love it made my day, this guy is so like my boss its scary!!

  • LMAO!!! seems like all banks are the same, this is ridiculously hilarious

    "b4 you go, can you tell me where i parked my car??" just genius

  • This is why i quit wells fargo!!!! Great video!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!! Do you work at Wells Fargo? hahaha.. man I can't stop laughing.. I hear that EVERYDAY... the life of a banker.

  • This is the best, to the King, now please so one on how stupid customer service is,,,, they cannot do their f in jobs, can I help u my as....s

  • I just had a really bad week at HSBC and all of my coworkers told me to watch this.....it's great. This video kept us sane all day on Friday because we were laughing to hard to care about the line out the door, and the four people in the building helping them. You've totally inspired me to sell hundreds of DDA's....lmao. Don't forget the TDA's and the investments! I love this.

  • Sounds like most banks are the same! I've worked at Wells Fargo for 3 years and this is exactly what we go through everyday! Keep these videos coming we are all loving them at Wells!!!!!

  • OMG......LOlllllllllll Aaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is bank of america 100%

  • i loveee this.

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  • This id so true. SMs work their butts off! And they are SO underpaid for what they have to do every day. Upper management only cares about one thing- the numbers. "Customer service" used to be the top priority in banking. Not anymore.

  • OMG 8 years of banking I am on the floor dying!! This is the truth!!!

  • This is the best thing ever. There is a God.

  • So funny and true this is totally like my bank. It makes me want to jump of a building

  • Commitments? I'll give you a commitment!

  • What manager does all that?? They are always in back on the computer?!

  • @heddi244 hahaha seriously!

  • <3 the overdraft fee bit

    i am so tired of people coming in and saying

    "I don't understand why I am overdrawn. i didn't mean to be. Can I get all (pick a number) fees reversed?"

    Sometimes I just want to say - "Because you spend money that you don't have. Now learn this lesson and go away."

  • i think: " it's cuz ur broke stupid, and you spend like you're rich, go tell it to the last 10 people who had more fees than you!!"

  • @baderis07 FUCKING SERIOUSLY ! omgoooodnesssss.

  • I LOVE THIS! THIS IS SO TRUE!!!

  • I love this !

  • omfg this is the bank i work for guranteed this dumb shit is quoted to us verbatim constantly

  • Jesus Christ, sounds like the fucking bank I work for.

  • @Noacat WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE BANKERS.

  • wow you must be a good AM mine is a piece of poo.

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  • Welcome to my life ! I think like this every single F*^$%* day! Take your DDAs & shove 'em!

  • SO FUNNY...so true with that damn greeting!

  • Yes yes yes! It starts out with the customer walking in the door hearing hello welcome to ____ then the bankers walking past saying the same thing quit possibly the bm and business banker saying the same thing so by the time they get up to us the teller, the customer has heard it at least 4 times! oh and this is the bm talking to the abm.

    customers that come through our drive thru i honestly think dont respond to us saying hello welcome to _____ because they think its a standard voice greeting

  • this is so fucking fantastic!!!!

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  • OMG my life on You Tube....

  • GOD! this brings back painful memories... Wells Fargo SUCKS! they're so fucken retarted. this video is on point though...

  • wow, jpmorgan chase TO THE TEE lol

    it's like corporate thinks it's ok to treat all customers like robots, day in, day out

  • this is Wells FARGO to the tee !!!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! SOOO TRUEEEEEEE hahahahahaha

    this is wells fargo man. FUCK WELLS FARGO AND THE NEW GREETING

  • This is exactly what happens at Wells Fargo! the bankers and tellers have this convo with the managers all the time and nothing ever changes.

  • Yup! God I would love to say that at work.

  • This is your life if you work at a big bank

  • too fucking funny

  • These Robot videos only prove that there are many, many disgruntled employees working for Chase. They show how ridiculously the bank is ran. They are 99% correct!!! What is incorrect is the fact that in Michigan, Chase does NOT follow progressive discipline. Do something stupid, have over 25 years of service, and you are fired! No warnings of any kind. Are you listening Jamie Dimon??? Do you even give a rats ass? Didn't think so...

  • lol love it

  • I worked for WAMU for 9 years and Chase that Fuckin Nazi bootcamp came in and sucks Camel Balls.

  • I love that ABM's are getting involved! Ck out the vid on my page...

  • Great job!! Luv seeing the word getn out!

    I think you will enjoy these as well!! WTFbanker vids

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  • Two words.....

    Thank you

    For putting all the crap we have to deal with in a short sweet damn accurate little web video

    Bravo :P

  • god sooooooooooooo true!!

  • It's hauntingly accurate. So great!

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