I'd tie his arm's up so they would slowly be ripped from his body since he can't pass with them. Then I'd empty a jar of black widows on his face while a wild boar gored his stomach. Then I'd cut him loose, light his hair on fire, and break his spine with a gardening hoe while the black widow poison took it"s toll.
hahahaha i love the look on doc's face when he says "oh thats my favorite part." so happy the onion got their own show and i hope some americans have a sense of humor and that shit doesn't get cancelled
Maybe they should use steel hawk hollow points for the shooting
h0rnd0917 3 months ago
" can't wait to come back and desecrate the corpses." "O that's my favorite part."
Classic
dorion1418 3 months ago
how is this sport news...?
TheYouwontgetit 4 months ago
@TheYouwontgetit its the onion sports news. You didnt think this was real did you :p
PerformanceCars1FCH1 1 day ago
@PerformanceCars1FCH1 ...so onion sports news is not supposed to be about sports...?
TheYouwontgetit 22 hours ago
Get out the man's way!
Din22Din 4 months ago
@Din22Din How the fuck isn't it? lol
MacS2431 1 week ago
"I'd gut him like a cod and then i'd watch him bleed all over the street"
btw3006 5 months ago
@btw3006 LOLOLOL
MacS2431 1 week ago
2:06
"Time to desecrate the corpses. OH THATS MY FAVORITE PART"
reeds101 5 months ago
get out of the man's way
mroctober2011 6 months ago
5-8-9 "Put him in a gas chamber, take the chunks, and set it on fire!"
ultimateshield79 10 months ago
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ultimateshield79 10 months ago
LOL 9 for "Set it ON FIRE!!"
GoPats37 11 months ago
Ahhh.. twisted and funny I love the onion..
Iemota21 11 months ago
well thats just fucked up ahha
proofish 11 months ago
What the fuck!? LOL
newyorkyankeef4n1018 1 year ago
Bud Selig saw this vid.
wiitarded23 1 year ago 3
I SET IT ON FIRE!!!!
nascar242083 1 year ago 15
This is INSANELY HILARIOUS!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
sdh74 1 year ago
finish them off!!
DaKingOfutube 1 year ago
really just cried watching the last 1 this part of the show is ridiculous
jalfred13 1 year ago
@jalfred13 same
grimlygrom 1 year ago
YOU ARE AN ARTIST!
bouhcbeta 1 year ago
Hope the next one is with politics XD
CantNoScope 1 year ago
so fucking funny towards the end.
abcsmoshed 1 year ago
I'D KILL TOM BRADY!
I'd tie his arm's up so they would slowly be ripped from his body since he can't pass with them. Then I'd empty a jar of black widows on his face while a wild boar gored his stomach. Then I'd cut him loose, light his hair on fire, and break his spine with a gardening hoe while the black widow poison took it"s toll.
camoninjahhh 1 year ago 3
@camoninjahhh then youd put the remains in and oil barrel and set it on fire, SET IT ON FIRE
HaydenCalhoun 1 month ago
get out of the mans way!
yadaa12321 1 year ago
haha this is soo funny holy shitt. i have not LOL'ed this hard since the first time i heard justin beiber..
xboxcrazyyea 1 year ago
You can't fire the players, but you can but them in a gas chamber.
Mellowman8908 1 year ago
put your murder where your mouth is
terpdude91 1 year ago
hahahaha i love the look on doc's face when he says "oh thats my favorite part." so happy the onion got their own show and i hope some americans have a sense of humor and that shit doesn't get cancelled
datbubonicchronic 1 year ago
I lol'd hard. SET IT ON FIRE
beerasaurus 1 year ago
When I start swimming in the viscera, I put it into an oil drum and I set it on fire. I SET IT ON FIRE!
TheSirNigel 1 year ago 25
SO FUNNY!
rappineggman10 1 year ago
THANK GOD FOR THIS CLIP!
glkoebbe5 1 year ago