Wesley Willis - I Whipped Spiderman's Ass

[TheGent85]

napa its the butt store!

[mattthedrummer1992]

This guy is a fuckin' retard!

[TheNotoriousMC2]

@mattthedrummer1992 Somebody needs to beat you with a rubber hose and throw you against the radiator.

[rcwells27]

A poignant message for these turbulent times.

[xXteknomaticXx]

Confirmed for Superbowl Halftime show.

[ShtikMahn]

He was spider-mans ass.

[beadyboy11]

With all due respect... How was that a really song :L i mean i liked the music but i could do the rest.

[PrankCallsByReV]

@beadyboy11 U must be 12 years old are new to the internet :(

[mcdrunkin]

Man I used to love this guy lol. Wesley Willis is missed indeed

[Thiora]

I think the overall message in his lyrics are very important. Which is why I think NAPA should consider using this song to promote their business.

[9999necron]

This is just "Suck a Cheeta's Dick" slowed down lol

[Blitterchips]

Spiderman came to my restaurant accompanied by what appeared to be a prostitute, but he became drunk and disruptive and I had to ask him to leave. He refused, and called me a "fat nigger" so the doormen had to throw him out. They then beat him up in the alley.

[rcwells27]

@Blitterchips That fucking Spiderman.

[deokuso]

the music is the same shit everytime

[ZOSOrulz1]

@deokuso well duh, he was mentally ill. the thought of these lyrics coming from someone like that is pretty funny.

[Corrosive1]

Spiderman is such a worthless piece of dick shit. How haven't I realised this before

[scyanks7]

spiderman rang my doorbell a week ago asking to use my sugar, i gave it to him and he still hasen't returned it, fucking asshole

[Surffaaja]

@scyanks7

You should beat him with a rubber hose.

[JlezuzFreek777]

Wow, spiderman is a huge faggot, suddenly his gay senses were tingling only he was getting sexually arroused by a man carrying a purse

[AlteredActions]

Spiderman. Hah, i remember that asshole was pissing in my garden so i got some raid on his ass.

[NAY5611]

hahahahahahaha so good

[TheJoebama]

Wesley Willis didn't die. He was murdered by Spider-Man. :(

[YouthEnergy]

Fucking spiderman.. Always trying to cut people out of 70 dollars.

[pancakewafflebacon]

spider man's weakness=rubber hose

[Anathema1984]

Classic. This shit is up there with Rolling Stones and fuck anyone who doesn't agree. I will beat them with a rubber hose.

[anthony202222]

spiderman a fag need to get a life

[SelenaLuvsMj57]

dude he is a legend!

[Jonnysetsfire]

Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky ass

[liveforpool77]

sounds like hes saying "i whiffed spider mans ass" lol

[MarksCoffeeHouse2]

Spiderman is a stupid jerk!

[OtakuPraetorius]

F U spidaman

[ZeroPermission]

Wesley Willis needs a symbiot.

[TopHatGeorge]

Spiderman really needs to get a life. Last week he asked me to borrow 10 bucks and he still hasn't payed me back.

What a dick.

[ImMichaell]

Hahaa

[tehtaylorbays]

I would have whipped Spiderman's ass too.

[redshutter33]

he is unreal. i actually saw him live in chi-town. awesome.

[NikolaAVucetic]

@redshutter33 He died in 2003...

[redshutter33]

@NikolaAVucetic i didnt say i saw him last month in chicago. whats your point? i lived there for 6 years.

[Mr420ways]

if you dont know who wesley willis is ...ya better ask someone! fooo

[Axelman813]

This man is a genius

[alexcdee]

This should be in the new Amazing Spider-Man movie

[bugebago]

Does anyone have the instrumental to this song? I mean I have "I whooped batman's ass" already but this has that weird popping in the middle.

[AFreakingDumbaccount]

I love how him not saying stuff properly adds to the humour

"I was spidermans ass"

[nekkidfart]

It's "tried to con" not "tried to cut"

[johnwallbatman]

i would put 4 fingers up his ass hole, take the shit out of his ass and eat it.

[MurdocB7]

rubber hose !

[Earo16]

Oh my fucking god this is amazing

[maximushyrule]

lmao!!!

[R0773N]

Spiderman is a dick.

[HowardXV]

I love how Spiderman is just this shady, cock-blocking low-life that Wesley Willis has to put into line here and again.

[AngelofMusic101]

You think this is funny? Try listening to this stoned.

[TheVoid1221221]

Deadpool sings this song.

[mahcatiscool]

27 people we beaten to a pulp with a rubber hose

[Technosauce]

"I was spiderman's ass."

[TwitchDaMetaphysical]

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[leitniear14]

he had paranoid schizophrenia, he thought he had to write these songs in order to keep the 'demons' he hallucinated away

[Societyisdying]

@D3T3RM1N4T10N what about the otehr ten?

[Dekabreak101]

Willis killed Peter Parker.

[NotANerdIam]

2003 spiderman got revenge

[Colemanated]

Possibly the greatest lyrics ever?

[mhmandthen]

he wasn't retarded. fucking idiots

[joshrb2469]

@mhmandthen wesley willis was a paranoid scitsophernic (i cant spell)

[yankeessucknation]

@joshrb2469

schizophrenic

ha

[minyou12]

Half or full retard?

[noahrisser]

the was he says 'ass' is fucking priceless

[LuxuryNightmares]

Spider man is such a stupid jerk.

[ComputerExpert0]

How come the music just plays in the middle of the song for like 2 minutes?

[PacSmash]

@ComputerExpert0 because he is retarded, seriously.

[thehaloman425]

spidermans ass ass ass ass ass ass

[MegaBeenbag]

RIP wesley willis, ur the only one who can truly whoop spidermans ass

[yougobibinow]

25 couldn't beat spidermans ass.

[aschrand214]

cocaine is a helluva drug...

[RyuSatsuinoHadou]

25 people are Spider-man!

[flipwits2]

Wait, I didn't know he whipped Spiderman's ass too.

[P0ko4Sh0]

How can he beat up Spiderman and Batman, but Birdman kicks his ass?

It must have been that pistol that birdman always pulled out of his pocket.

[23condor21]

If Biz Markie and 50 Tyson had a baby..

We have Wesley Willis :)

[carrothaed4]

He really should've made a song about him and Chuck Norris fighting!

[WMackbd]

The piano makes this music lol. Well technically Wesley did, but you know what i mean.

[MarioHeadParkLaw2200]

=O He kicked 2 superhero asses..

Jeez..I can't believe he died of cancer.

[Thejbirdy]

How did Wes pass away? i'm sad to learn this.....

[ddrfreakhp]

@Thejbirdy Cancer.

[dittm3r]

What the hell? I got like forty god-damn thumbs up my comments ass, but this "intothebest" dude has only twenty. Why am I not a top comment contender? I quit. BRB : suicide.

[mercifulkyle]

@dittm3r lol I know what you mean. Some collegehumor vid has a top rated comment with 80 thumbs when I got 160

[ninjaspore]

i whuss spidamans ass

[ReloadPsi]

Holy shit, this song is awesome. I am currently in tears.

[XxSnoahxX]

Wesley WIllis<3

[FBIHank]

All of wesleys songs have the same type of beat but the songs have that charm, that makes you wanna listen to the whole song.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@FBIHank

I know haha

[jewishpinoy]

Rock n roll mcdonalds is way too epic. Beats this

[thecarolinabull01]

"I whupped Batman's Ass" is funnier

[kdj997]

I love the breaks in his songs, they're like Beatles, queen level epic.

[koll9]

wow i guess he also whipped spidermans ass too

[animedude180]

SPIDERMAN IS A FUCKING PRICK.

[Squallkpo]

O.O

[emone13]

lyrical genius 

[LfunkeyA]

the bassline is epic honestly. spiderman deserved it.

[BillORele]

22 people were beaten to a pulp with a rubber hose.

[guitarherorockzzz789]

22 people did not whip spifermans ass

[Raiden738]

@doomayam

Supposedly he gave out too many headbutts.

[doomayam]

What was that growth on his head?

[Muirselgas]

Spider-Man was being such a stupid jerk

[b2o4e]

"spiderman beat the hell out of me.

he weld me and threw me to the floor.

i tore out of his world and threw him against the radiator..."

[disturbedK0]

Orly?

[abobakerism]

LOL before bangs there was wesley willis. man this stuff is too good.

[Sly2Boy1]

@abobakerism Before wesley,there was michael jackson.

[MrEhamburglar]

Napa, the partss tore.

[megadeth1818]

it's SPIDER-MAN!!!

[Temall]

This guy is retarded?

[CakeMuscles]

@Temall Chronic Schizophrenic

[the0verdrive1]

@Temall to me he is funnier than wierd al

[Temall]

@the0verdrive1 LMAO! honestly.

[liquorstore888888888]

savant-garde 

[hl2izawsum]

he's homeless? poor guy,but he must have been very funny. i bet hes in a better place and he can whip as many spider man's asses as he can or rock and roll mcdonalds as much as he can.

[mcguyver75]

I spent 8 years in Chicago until 2004 and have heard all his work. People have to realize he was a very special man. Homeless and a paranoid schitzo, yet such a very nice man. I only met him once, briefly as he asked for spare change while doing his street act. RIP

[jerryjerry92]

Song of the Day

[stewartmc7]

Should have been locked up in a home

[okcomputer1016]

@stewartmc7 fuck you

[southparkresident]

So simple, yet so goddamn funny.

[albinomoose92]

He will string my day up

[Toxictension]

Napa, it's the parts store.

[paindoll]

hahaha awesome!!

[JoieBe]

genius 

[jarbon5]

Well. Peter Parker was always broke, so I can see why he tried to con Wesley Willis' girlfriend out of $70.

[popnfresh2def]

hell yeah spiderman will think twice before he tries that shit again

[radonfrio]

I will take Mr. Willis over 98 percent of what's on the radio today!

R.I.P. Wesley Willis

[Mannock]

@radonfrio Me too.

R.I.P. Wesley Willis

[BMXarevalo]

the beat sounds like a pre recorded song on a cheap casio keyboard..

[bomberjads]

@BMXarevalo It is.

[amoebazebra420]

@BMXarevalo haha i'm pretty sure that's exactly what it is.

[kalibria]

Spiderman can just go acquire himself a two-humped Bactrian camel with Heinz tomato ketchup

[pornstarjohnny]

Fucking so funny! R.I.P Wesley.

[GodG4m3r]

This should be an opera.

"I tore outta his world and threw him against the radiator."

[godhelpme2009]

@GodG4m3r ...>Brilliant insight...~> BRILLIANT IDEA !

[Streetmastaalex]

Kinda makes you wonder if the bad guys in spider man are actually the good guys, trying to bring this stupid jerk to justice...

[cxoneil]

@Streetmastaalex wesley willis is skitsophretic... RIP

[FreeDirtyNeedles]

Sounds like a bad SNES game! =P

[vinkie35]

Wesley Willis basically just ruined my childhood

[nyabinghibouy]

"Napa, its the parts store." lol

[11meow11]

What the fuck.

[U2SaxFan]

lmao I'd wip Spider-Man's ass too if I were him.

[RasAlGhul4000]

I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose.

[Colemanated]

I want this as my ringtone

[Phillystar215]

@Colemanated lol

[ClaylandStudios]

Wesley Willis is the only person to have ever made me want to beat up a symbol of my childhood.

[MuminJumper]

"LOOP" BUTTON NOW PLZ

[omgiheartpie]

spiderman can suck my dick, upsetting poor wesley like that :(

[pinoysushi1000]

i bet the green goblin was realy willis

[666Marduk999]

Sounds kinda like the intro to Baby light my fire over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

[zealot644]

THIS HAS BEEN ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'D. FOR THE WIN.

[Auquis]

@zealot644 fag

[TrickyDickStudios]

@Auquis

Indeed.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

"He was trying to cut her out of Sunday Dallas.[?]"

[usjta]

@Wh3nYour3Strang3 Seventy Dollars

[superXdude420]

lol i love this guy but every song has the same beat

[brettles909]

what the fuck is this shit.

[jkoehler555]

He really was a crazy motherfucker. i used to run into him all the time at delilah's on lincoln ave. he'd always sit by the window and every 5 minutes or so he'd erupt in a fury, screaming and cursing. it was always a little frightening. you gotta remember, he was a really big guy and these epidodes were very violent. i don't recall him ever attacking anyone, but these outbursts could get really scary.

he truly had some really bad demons.

[Mahami92]

@jkoehler555 I think someone said he was a bit skitzo or something.

[jkoehler555]

@Mahami92

Yes, he was a paranoid schizophrenic and would have very violent outbursts, many of which I witnessed first hand. He had terrible demons, but everything else about him was kindness and gentleness.

[666Marduk999]

@jkoehler555

DAEMONS.... OPEN THE GATES......

[70meme]

Is it wrong that I get great happiness by listening to any of Wesley Willis' songs?

[intothebest]

@70meme

I don't think so. My intuition says to me that most of what he sings is just humour and I feel that wesley actually had a good sense of humour and that his most joy was it to make poeple laugh and relaxed and to laugh himself. This is what I feel. Because I usually don't speak english I just understand half of what he is singing, but I am quite sure that he was mischievous in a good way.

[EpsilonicMoon]

@intothebest I speak English quite well, and I still don't understand anything he says. Trust me, he was just batshit insane.

[meowxmeowxmeow]

@intothebest

Except that he was a diagnosed chronic schizophrenic and all of his songs about sucking animal's body parts were written to "gross out" his demons and make them leave him alone.

Although they say he had a very friendly disposition.

[ReloadPsi]

@meowxmeowxmeow I think the superhero confrontations were designed to give them a bit of a "don't fuck with me" message too.

[Jcanning2011]

@intothebest He was a delusional paranoid schizophrenic.

[fastacid714]

@Jcanning2011 Or maybe a bit eccentric.

[dafunkmasta132]

@intothebest Did you happen to see his documentary? He's actually missing a couple screws in his head. He's schizophrenic. He does it seriously. Wanting to become a rock star. Thats why he should be more respected by most. He actually tried his hardest, even through his mental disability.

[DoctorPencilK]

I love that thing in the end.

[NecromanceS]

beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose. Nice.

[foozy12]

I hate his voice.